/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

Evening, Roberts.

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Super Mega "Habbenings" /comfy/ time Roberts... check yo keys and shake off the fleas...

Blessed robert hours

>18 year old pregnant female got jumped on by the baby daddy
>Adam needs to check his keys

>>135080250
>>135080321

Roberts.

Im stoned and comfy robert

>wires are down from the streetlight

>7 male black
>1 with gun
Things getting interesting perhaps?

>male was smoking marijuana
>then he took cocaine
>now he needs EMS

>with a big nose

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Anyways, Evening Roberts

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>6 or 7 shots fired.

>carlos says the mother is hitting children
>alcohol is involved

>mother hitting children
>alcohol is involved
Best of luck kiddies. Bets now: Female Black, Female White, or Female Hispanic? my bet's on Female Black

Beanniggers flipping out

>shots fired at the bus

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Did you guys hear about the dispatcher who is charged with murder?

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/cpd-dispatcher-charged-with-shooting-woman-during-traffic-dispute/

>>135083827
Yeah, didn't that happen like a week ago now?

WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT?

>female took seven xanax and was drinking alcohol
>passed out

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Bumping with fresh bingo.

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>>135079725

Have a bump good Roberts.

>homeless pimp is keeping an animal in a box

Did I hear that right?

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>>135083827
We'll miss you, crabby.

>>135086702

Is it confirmed Crabby?

>>135086702
>>135088141
She's been on since then.

Its muggy as fuck, the precipitation is rising, and its gonna be 80 or above until the rain hits. Tonight is gonna be interesting.

>>135088141

It's not sassy.

>paranoid schizophrenic off his meds

>they're in the morgue at county with that victim

F

>Ice cream truck is playing loud music
Ah yes lets worry about that instead of the many crimes

>[chimpish screeching]

>Loud black women screaming in background
dis gonna be good

>be beaners
>steal a guy's credit cards
>go to McDonald's

>'50s music in the background
What the fuck is going on.

That faint 50s music gave me the heebs. Sounded like it just came back after traveling through the depths of space.

Was that a walrus I just heard??

>>135090056
Hopefully it's some skinhead clown raiding party

>>135091640
I heard an animal sound as well

>>135091981

cubs/sox game ending soon. will robert be able to secure the perimeter from MALE BLACK? seems like a good mugging opportunity, people tend have cash money on them from sporting events

WTF "Father? Yes Son? I want to KILL YOU." FROM 'THE END' BY THE DOORS

This just echoed in the background, about 20 min after 50s music was playing.

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>bodysnatchers are needed

>>135092630
I was assuming that was from the ambient music in the background. Which stream are you listening on?

>>135092630
This is getting strange

>>135092836
It might have been, but the Doors cut in again, and it was in perfect sync with dispatch depressing and releasing the key. Might be a radio in a squad car with retro taste. Still, with all the rumored habbening shit tomorrow, kind of creepy to hear 50s rock and then the Doors 'The End' crackling through the radio.

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>>135093309
>another time line merge

What do we call a FEMALE. OFFICER. ?

Roberta?

>>135094589
Robert

Another McDonalds is now hosting a gang fight. Mickey D's is POPPIN tonight

who here actually lives in chicago

>>135094979
Not me! Thank god.

>multiple gunshot wounds

>>135094979
If you're white and you don't actively attempt to go to nigger areas, it's actually nice.

>male in the middle of the street trying to get hit by cars

those jams tho

We interrupt police duty to bring you... REO SPEEDWAGON!

Burn out the night!

More music....definitely not the ambient music in the background. This sounds like a radio cutting in...

>>135094979
southside representing

>50's music
>60's music
>70's music
80's coming next ?

>>135096212
Mt. Greenwood or beverly like me I'm guessing? Nowhere else decent on the south side.

>>135095336
Where are you from?
>>135095710
Yeah, I've been downtown often. I was there for the 4th, good time.
>>135096212
630 over here

Think they will call out the geek squad if the music keeps up?

>>135096435
>>135096538
MTG, the white Chicago city workers last respite

>>135097089
As far removed from Chicago as you can get while still being in the city.

Is this music intentional or is someone messing with the scanner?

>>135097816
It's (((them))) calibrating electromagnetic waves to influence people's dreams