>trump's america is fucked >russians in my closet

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>trump's america is fucked
>russians in my closet
>live in Colo
>rocking my Gary Johnson shirt
>stop at King Supers for lemons and toilet paper
>7/10 braless hippy girl behind me sez nice shirt
>her nips were swayin
>t...thanks
>put my groceries in the car and go to pot store next door
>trying to decide on grape crush or mongo megablast
>Nips McGee comes in behind me
>oh hey again...ha love that Johnson
>buy my quarter bag and go outside
>mfw she comes out with her sack
>throw her a goofy grin and stare at them glass cutters
>so…you wanna smoke?
>head to my car, pass the bowl
>she's flirty, starts feeling my hemp shorts
>look around, parking lot not too busy
>whip out all 4 inches and smell her dreadlocks
>she starts jerking me and giggling
>I can feel it coming up like magma
>shoot my load all over the steering wheel
>she leans in and whispers
>that's Aleppo.