>go to work in London >see Staceys everywhere who have

>>135052394
Have you accepted a hire power brute?

>>135052394
how fat are you

>>135052394
>GF cheated one me, doesnt love me anymore
>go to shitty college with no chance of becoming a success in life
>my internship is a non paying one

I know your feel, lad

>>135052394
if you see chads as your gods maybe you should start to thrive to become like them

>>135052580

My heavy lifting and cardio allow me to not be fat. So I know my ugliness is to blame for lmao0gf

Faggot. OP

>>135052394
Why do your cool ranch doritos look retarded?

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Typical pussy, going for the slow suicide. Dump that shit out and embrace life you faggot.

>>135052729
But do you talk to women in person? So far you just sound like a creepy weirdo.

>>135053062

I have lmao0friends so I have lmao0opportunities to talk to women.

>>135052394
If it makes you feel any better I lost my virginity at 16. Feel better now?

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>>135052633
Stop Not-shitposting muzzy. I don't wanna have to agree with you

teeth and lips look fucking delicious though mate

why bother with pussy when you can have that ?

>>135052394
Get a gaming pc, lots of vidya, movies, tv shows, travel the world sometimes. Occasionally go to fuck escorts. That's all you can hope for m8.

>>135052394

Go on the continent, Dutch girls will give attention if you are alone and vulnerable.

>>135052394
some anons said I looked 50 yesterday on a rate thread cuz OP samefagged all over the board.
mfw, I know the pain.
Try paying attention to women instead of desiring they pay attention to you. don't be scared of the friendzone. don't be a beta- just enjoy their company and care about them.
not even shitposting right now. those assholes made me feel.

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>>135052394
If it's something you want to change, you need a 2 year plan

You really only need to tweak a few major things to bump yourself up a couple points. You also need to internalise a new way of thinking and seeing the world, which can take time depending on you.

If you really want it, you can get it. You just have to decide whether you're prepared to put effort in or not. Like a fat person losing weight.

>>135052394
ok tubbs- even if you're able to lift, fit people dont eat that garbage. you are what you eat and clearly you are a sack of lard.
also fuck you.

>>135052394
>be me
>be a fat kid in my teens and do what your doing now
>get humiliated by girls and bullied
>decide fuck it, get fit and lift weights
>lose tons of weight
>feel awesome
>feel like after trying out girls they aren't for me and I'm more comfortable beings. Homosexual muscle sub

It's pretty great, my boyfriend is awesome.

I've had sex with women from all walks of life in London, fucked a girl from half the European countries

I have a good jawline but there's plenty about me that isn't so great physically, teeth are stained, posture is bad, can't walk correctly, lazy eye. Unless I'm actually "chad" but don't know it, I think it's simply because I am always myself, unreservedly. I look to self improve, not dwell on my flaws

Here's a tip though, avoid these "stacies" like the plague, I can guarantee that you are trying to sleep with women who wear too much makeup and think they are god's gift. These people are horrid and knowing their personality makes them hideous to me

>>135057161

I'm not trying at all. I have zero social life so I have zero chance

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I'm sorry.

Is that you're reflection in the Pepsi bottle?

Read the sticky on /fit/ and change yourself you fucking faggot. Turn your beta sadness into anger and use that anger to fuel your lifts/motivation.

>>135057306
Then get friends before you worry about women, one step at a time fella, one step at a time. That is my top self improvement tip - aim to improve only one or two things at a time. Even if it's just simple things, don't try to fix 4 different parts of your routine plus fitness plus friends plus women. You will only fail that way, simplify your goals and watch them grow

>>135053235

You don't have to have friends to go talk to women. Literally just go to a bar/club and start talking to them.

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>>135057161
>Just be yourself :-)

>>135057667
Awkwardness.
Social anxiety.
Can't think of anything to say.

I know it is much harder for you than just "do it".
Why not forget about women?
Find some happiness in the fact that you are not starting a family in a world that is going to shit.
Do you want your children to die in the AI-robot extermination of humanity?
See? Cheer up now.

>>135056398
that story was gay as fuck

>>135058858
Cock is great to suck

>lift 4 to 5 times a week
>read every day
>walk dog every morning
>write every night
>produce silly edm
>cook every meal
>play DnD / Pathfinder weekly
>fight off women daily

If you can't find a girl its your fault.

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>>135052394
Try doing this

>>135058406
>pay attention to girls
>be someone who makes her feel good
>don't do it for sex or her attention or anything from her
>do it cuz you enjoy making her be the best person she can be
>being with her is the reward
>yes fucking her will be involved

remember, she's a chick so she CAN'T push you around unless you let her and she won't respect you if you do.

>>135058406

>(((Social anxiety)))

There it is again. This shit doesn't exist. Go outside and talk to people.

>>135058922
I suck clit and I mean I suck it. It's great. I hope we can find common ground three anon, you seem ok. I don;t see my clit sucking as submissive, smae thing w/ you for dick? I'm guessing not cuz
>sub-

>>135058406
Social skill is a muscle that gets stronger the more you exercise it

>>135052729
>So I know my ugliness is to blame for lmao0gf
Wrong go read some books about humanbiology and evolutionary psychology. The studies are clear top 3 female mating prefrences in males are
1.wealth and generosity
2.intellect
3.dominace
The thing isn't that they think you are ugly, thing is that they sense you are insecure.

>>135052394

I know that feeling.

I bought a porsche and a dog and guns to numb the feeling. works decently well

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>>135052394
>have nothing to live for
>age 27 with no life goals
>women consider me disgusting
>commit suicide 20+ times
>mfw death will not take me due to how disgusting i am
>troll 4chan
>?????
>profit
feels good man

Get off this board you pathetic fag. Fucking work on yourself and gain confidence, until then, go cry on r9k with the rest of the losers.

>>135052729
guys are the ones who can be really fussy about a females looks, loosen up a bit, and hit on a girls who are a 4>

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>>135060637
all a slut has is her looks anon. wew lad being this nigger new

>>135060022
>0 Attractiveness
>.5 Height
>1.wealth and generosity
>2.intellect
>3.dominace

>>135052394

You made some decent snack choices there, Nigel, but why the salsa for Doritos that are already seasoned? That makes no sense!

>>135052394
>not turning to alcohol
liver damage > obesity

>>135052394
not your personal blog
>>>r9k

>>135057727
First you become comfortable with yourself, then you just be yourself

What else can you be?

nigger you guys have doritos dip!?

>>135059630
Oh I'm a sub, I'm pretty soft mentally

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>>135052394
>>135052580
>>135052729

>heavy lifting and cardio
>not be fat

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>135056398

http://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/

Enjoy your aids homo

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>>135061466
kek

>>135061629
Pfft aids is as dangerous as the common cold


It's a psy op made up by conservatives

People who do chemo get immuno deficiency

Same with retro viral treatment

>>135061466

HAHA, OP confirmed for fat as fuck.

>>135060842
This
Attractiveness doesn't come to the equation, and height only does barely.

Get in the gym. Absorb culture so you have something to talk about. Travel a bit for the same reason. Keep yourself neat and clean. Go internet dating. Tons of women out there crying out for a functional male. Join clubs that involve politics or cultural activities like theatre, and pretend you care. So many young women at these events and the blokes are mostly nerds or egotistical bellends. Trust me, on the rare occasions I've been to the theatre it's been full of flange with few blokes - a target rich environment. When you finally get a date be charming, funny and kind, but not a pussy. Keep your wits about you for a gold digger. Don't lead them on in case she turns mental. You can do it mate, just keep investing in yourself and looking in less obvious places.

>need food to numb the pain
What are you, are fucking girl?
Get out and get buck.

>>135061466
LMAO

>>135052394
Is that Americone dream ice cream? Stephen is a bitch but his ice cream is my favorite

>>135059324
LOL what kind of scientist are you? Prove it.

I stopped my anxiety med and I could literally no longer act my act. Things just don't spring to my mind the way they would on medication. I could be playful, funny, cunning, deceiving actor whilst on meds without being too delusional. Now I am just a plain old bore and don't display my true character until I get comfortable with whoever. It's weird, I just can't hit back at anyone on the spot. I am always pre occupied in my own thoughts or their complete absence and it's hard to banter.

>>135062823
This, a real man just drinks himself silly, contemplates suicide and then just realizes it's best to just start doing something to improve it all

>>135063312
What meds? I might wa t my shrink to ask a psychiatrist to get me those pills, i've been dead on the inside for so long.... Even when girls give compliments i just go like "ahh thanks..." And walk off.

>>135052394
those snake sweets are so good

>>135052394
Try smoking weed instead.

>>135059069
Yeah I'm sure that guy gets mad pussy.

>>135052394
Junk food is only going to make it worse, idiot. Only things worse than being ugly is being fat

Go back to /r9k/ faggot

>>135052585
Are you me?

>>135061466

aahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahaah

>>135052394
Some guys just don't have "it" and that's how it is. When I was younger, I always had normie shit to talk about, no problem with confidence, worked out on the reg, but girls almost never wanted me. They almost always wanted some other guy. I've had a couple half-assed relationships but nothing good that lasted. Now I'm older and most of my friends are either married with kids or divorced with kids. I'm just an aging single guy. I make women laugh more now than I did when I was younger but I never meet single ones that want me. That's just how it is. Maybe that's how it is for you, too. You can beat yourself up about it or you can stop beating your head against the wall and seek contentment elsewhere. None of my divorced friends are happier than me, by the way, so it's not even that bad.