>Be tranny
>Obama says I can join military now
>"Fuck this'll be great opportunity to make my community look good"
>Join military
>Get put on front line
>ohshit.jpg
>In Syria
>Having a hard time focusing on aiming because I'm dilating
>The rest of my platoon shooting mudslimes left and right
>"Hang on one sec guys I gotta go do something"
>Pop some taxpayer funded eostrogen pills behind a wall
>Squat down to piss blood out of my wound
>Dilation dildo falls out of hole
>Can't find it in pool of piss blood shit
>Bullet flys through comrades skull
>"Just wait it out guys! I'm coming!"
>Finally find it thank god
>Rush back to squad ready for action
>Everyone is dead
>"Fuck . . . "
>7 mudslime soldiers there with a lustful look in their eyes
>"Alahu ackbar!"
>"Shit they're gonna take me hostage and rape me"
>Mudslimes walks over. Looks at my blood soaked crotch and puddle of piss blood
>They all start puking
>They don't stop puking it's just gushing out
>I quickly fire rounds taking out all of them
>Mfw when I just won the war
The most disturbing image in my mind all day
>>135049829
Was good read
Well done
>>135049829
>dilating
What even is this meme?
>>135049829
Damn that was better war story then the shit Hollywood has been making
>>135053633
>He doesn't know
Someone tell him
>>135053633
How do you think trannies keep that gaping hole where their pens used to be open? That how unnatural it is, your body forever thinks it's a wound it is trying to heal.
>>135049829
Good job faggot.
Keep up the good work.
rainbow warrior queen
>>135053633
Know how people put plugs in their ear piercings to prevent them from closing?
That, but with a massive bloody pus filled gash where their dick used to be.
>>135049829
kek pretty much sums it up