Holy fuck I think I just figured out why kids are indoctrinated

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2017-07-26 05:47:01 Post No. 135023954
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Anonymous 2017-07-26 05:47:01 Post No. 135023954 [Report]

Holy fuck I think I just figured out why kids are indoctrinated to love Santa Claus.

>bearded man
>color is red
>hands out free shit if he decides you're good
>uses slave labor in a freezing climate
>the slaves are happy to work for some reason
>you have to lie to your kids to make them believe in him
>he knows if you've been good or bad (just like communists believe their central planners know everything)

Now when kids see pictures of Karl Marx, they associate him with Santa. People actually get upset if you tell the truth about either one.

Holy shits it all makes sense. This is a huge psyop. I wonder if there are any pure coincidences when you look at the history of modern Santa. I can see the record labels being in on this. Also Edward Barnays might have consulted for many of these companies at the height of his career.

Anonymous 2017-07-26 05:53:13 Post No.135024655
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Anonymous 2017-07-26 05:53:13 Post No.135024655 [Report]

>>135023954

you're out of your mind, and sage, but i do like that image, friend.

>saved

Anonymous 2017-07-26 05:57:49 Post No.135025201
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Anonymous 2017-07-26 05:57:49 Post No.135025201 [Report]

>>135024655
Also he's supernaturally efficient at distributing goods, even overnight, which is a lie. Communists are terrible at distributing goods, but kids might be tempted to believe the lie when they think back to Santa.
I sure hope I'm insane.

Also that's OC. ty