How do you properly impale someone. Like does it go up the ass

Up the taint, through the bowels, this is how we makes them howls.

>>134979681
Memorized and ready to go, if it goes as planned should watch the news coming out of Sweden. Y'see I never been a fan of arabs and all that riff raff :T

>>134979863
Good luck.

>>134978395
Up the butt
Out the mouth

>>134978395
Well there are more techniques,but the usual one is that you lay the victim naked and tied up down on their belly.THen you insert the spike and a second man nails it with a sledge hammer.
They usually stop before the victim dies and then they raise hime up with the spike and death comes after slowly sliding down on it.
If the executioneris mercifull they will use ropes to pull him don on the spike faster so that he suffers less.

>>134978395
Godspeed Vlad-anon.

>>134978395
in the perineum i guess.

>>134980217
Ouch.

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>>134979863
Hope You're legit.
God be with you.

>>134981595
Within time!

>>134980217
Thank you for sharing your culture with us

>>134980217
thank you for the gypsy knowledge

>>134980217

>Romanian impaling expert

I love /pol/ so god damn much

It's pretty sad considering how Vlad was beheaded, how Vlad's brother was raped and how Romanians were raped by Turks afterwards
Not really fuck balkan rapebabies lmao :DDDDDDDDD

>>134982783
Butt hurt Turk. Has there maybe been something wooden up your rectum recently?

>>134980217
It was my understanding that they had fairly extensive knowledge of the layout of a person's organs and would manipulate the stake so that it wouldn't kill the person outright and they'd sit there and eventually die
>>134982783
Sources on all this stuff

>>134979863
reported.

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>>134979863
Not sure if that sort of thing is politically expedient.

>>134983521
It would not be done in the name of any political movement or branch.

>>134978395
Impalement is one of the most satisfying kills I have ever done.
Especially when you put them on public display.

>>134983672
do it in the name of Judaism.