>be me >handsome young lad >there's a very pretty

She'll probably ingest a lot of the fermented fish sauce

>>134974428
i know it will sound like an oxymoron but she will probably just fuck some white "hippie chad" backpackers that are from a different country than you

>>134974428
Girls don't visit the Philippines for cock. Only guys do that.

>>134974428
not all women are whores you fat virgin loser.

>>134974428
Anon, bitches aint shit but hoes with tricks

Soon, you will find one worthwhile. Untill that time, don't fucking stress it and make yourself awesome.

>>134974602
Hahaha and he is right. Just go on pol and you see faggots posting Asian traps.

>>134974602
>>134974603
This

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>>134974428
Not political
>>>/bant/

>>134974591
This. They often don't go to fuck the locals, but to fuck other white tourists.

I knew a Filipino girl in college, she was thick in more ways than one. She was studying to be a lawyer, and thought that it was "guilty until proven innocent". God help us if she graduates.

>>134974629
This

I've been so relaxed at church knowing that she won't be there and I don't have to worry so much about how I look
I've been hoping that she stays there or maybe dies so I don't have to see that pretty face anymore

>>134974848
>in the philippines IT IS "guilty until proven innocent"
>this is actually hilarious

>>134974428
Any middle class person, male or female, that's willingly spending a significant amount of money on making a trip is doing it for sex.

If you're upperclass there might be a chance you're doing it for facebook rep or out of boredom.