Most confident alpha males in modern history have had a mustache.

Its a pain to trim it all the time, and if it gets too long you bite your whiskers when eating food. Beard hairs do help with MRSA resistance though.

>>134953066
The last time I had just a mustache everybody at work came up to me and went "bow chika wow wow."

They were also old dudes which are the only people who can pull it off

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>>134953066
>implying i dont

>>134953521
Post penis

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>>134953066
Good point OP

>>134953333
your coworkers should die a painful death for projecting made up stereotypes onto reality to keep themselves entertained. their cognitive faculties have been crafted at the convenience of their own laziness, their senses only seek out the pettiest of desires, and aims to paint a layer of degeneracy over the world around them as they perceive it. Instead of developing their own opinions on mustaches, they literally train themselves to respond at the sight of one with the most childish of instinct they can squeeze out of themselves. They reduce a topic to a simple and easy to understand trope so they can trivialize it, laugh at it, and immediately stop thinking about it. Their entire world view likely follows suit to such mental caprice and they should be dispossessed of their lives and souls.

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>>134953905
you tell those cucks anon

>>134953066
I get one for a while, but then it starts getting crazy with my food, so I shave. Then I start over.

>>134953066
>wanting a dick broom

When the bell bottom returns
Your men shall be mustachioed

>>134953066
>Alpha male
>(((George Clooney)))

Well, that escalated quickly.

>>134953066
My stache is tombstone level already