How come you haven't settled down with a hot hippy

what's in it for me?

There's this thing called standards.

I dont do drugs and I don't like high milage used up pussy.

>>134948137
>shitlocks
Pass, I dated a chick with shitlocks once, I made her comb them out and remove her piercings. Still didn't change her from being a tatted up whore.

>>134948137
Bye

>>134948137
Because they don't deserve a hardworking husband.

>>134948137
they all have borderline amongst other things

>>134948232
This.

After hypergamy she'll only be happy with a guy who looks like brad pitt and could beat Alan watts in a debate.

Assuming I'm literally perfect, what's in it for me?

>>134948137
Chick: a word which colloquially means "a young attractive human female"
Hippy: a word which means "a leftist whom doesn't pretend to be human, as most modern leftist do"

My fetish is to get one of those hippies and clean them with a bar of soap to try to purify it. After that, cum inside them.

>>134948137
>hot
>hippy

Pick one

Hamburger

>hipie girls
+cute

but...
>pot heads
>high milleage
>less work ethic
>liberal
>less IQ

muh dick doesn't get to pick

>>134948137
Women and hippies are both shit. Why would combing them be a good idea?

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there dirty
they stink
there too hairy
there lazy
shall I go on?

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>>134951543

>there

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>>134948137

Logistically i dont want to be paying for everything.

>>134948137
They stink.
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>>134948137
They wear pants.
I hate hippies because they're the reason women wear jeans and shorts today.
I hate them so much.

>>134953268
EXTERMINATE ALL MAN ANIMALS AT ONCE

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>>134948137
They stink like patchouli & bong water, also, stoner broads are terrible

+sage

>>134948137
Hippies are globalists by default.
Gtfo

I was too beta to ask her out when I had the chance and now she's completely cut everything from that time of her life out of her life.

>>134948137
The stink of patchouli gives me a headache.

Those aren't the types of people you'd want to settle down with
Then again neither are most of the posters on here

if they don't have time to wash their hair chances are they dont have time to buy birth control

>>134955715
They're more of the morning-after pill type

>>134948137
Stink too much.. I live in Humboldt County so I know.