Kid rock is leading in the polls in Michigan for Senate apparently.

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>>134823080
We must secure the existence of our music and a future for White midgets

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>>134823080
Yes

>>134823080
About Time.

>>134823080
Why did he wrote a song about Alabama? Is he mocking them?

>>134823080
We don't really even need the meme magic for this one. He's running against a woman.

>>134823080
This is so fucking stupid and that's why it needs to happen.

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>>134825132

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>>134823080
I find it interesting that people would rather have a musician than a fucking politician, they have become that fucking useless it's mind blowing.

Do you think he has a big dick?

>>134825406
I find it interesting people think a political science major makes you more qualified to be a politician than a patriot

>>134825831
I have to admit I though this was foolish when it was first floated, but I quite like how it's going.

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>>134825831
Are we breaking the jewish mind control?

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>>134823080
Say it with me:

>SENATOR ROCK
SENATOR ROCK
>SENATOR ROCK
SENATOR ROCK
>SENATOR ROCK
SENATOR ROCK
>SENATOR ROCK
SENATOR ROCK
>SENATOR ROCK
SENATOR ROCK

>>134824506
Kek.

>>134823080
We have 7 threads about this.

>>134823080
If this redneck fuck wins I'm moving to Canada, you rural faggots aren't dragging city intellectuals like me into your Idiocracy

>>134826996
>city intellectuals
Does not compute.

Senator Rock will Make Michigan Great Again.

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>>134825095
meme magic is comfy as hell tho.

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>>134826996
Aren't city retards going bankrupt these days?

Can we get Fred Durst to run for senate in Florida?

>>134826792
nope

hail moloch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JmRVW6wQo

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>>134823080
Nobody is posting the best album yet.

>>134827236
nobody cuts red tape like the motherfucking chainsaw

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>>134827236
Fred Durst vs pic related, kek

>>134823080
I'm in, Go Mr. Kid!!

>>134826996
Don't worry about the door hitting your ass when you leave.

>>134827536
I'm already signed up to volunteer for the campaign.

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>>134827236
Used to think his name was "Fred Dirsch". said it many times before I realized I was both saying and spelling it wrong. Embarrassing...

>>134823080
once again showing that the proud people of Michigan are in fact idiots

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Who's next?

>>134823080
>sex tape degenerate
>circumjewed

>>134825075
as a tribute to lynyrd skynyrd and warren zevon

>>134827754
Bob Dole, Rick Snyder, and Eminem.

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>>134825132
this. all we have to do is keep him in the news. the second kid rock leaves mainstream news is the second he's finished. i like to believe he knows what to do, we should expect to play off his comments and rallies to keep it going.

i cant imagine going through 2015-2016 trump rallies all over again, but for kid rock: a guy who'll open up for himself and throw picks out to the audience

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>>134826996

>>134823080
This is how the left dies. With a bowitidaba.

>>134823080
How'd you like to be the Democrats right now? Their party is so weak that the day Kid Rock announces is candidacy, he's the presumed front runner.

>>134823080
Where does he stand on any issue? Does anyone know? Is he qualified for the Senate? Does he represent us? How are people endorsing him when they know nothing about where he stands on policies?

>>134826996
>>134826996
Fuck off, we're full

>>134828057
Libertarian leaning Republican. Pro-pot, pro-gun, NAP, and pro-Bullgod.

>>134828057
He is an American badass you fucking pleb

>>134823080
Maybe it's a media trick to convince Kid Rock voters to stay home

>>134826996
>implying Ivy League graduate politicians haven't fucked the country up completely

>>134828057
Because the only way to fix the country is to sabotage it.
The worse things get, the more appealing NatSoc will be to normies.
The goal is Right Wing Death Squads, and we will only pile the skulls of kikes and shitskins in the streets if we make the conditions unbearable for the average citizen.

>>134825831
Agreed, but I'll add the caveat that you have to be a patriot AND actually want to do something once you get into office, which requires hard work. If he's running for the sake of attention and publicity he can fuck right off. If he's sincere about helping then more power to him.

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>>134827100

nice digits. also, kid rock will win

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>134828255
that would be a dumbass trick.

>>134828431
OMZ HE LOVES BASED BLACK MEN?!??!???
Xddddddddd

>>134823080
Detroit lifer here. Will absolutely vote for this mudda fucka

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>>134826996
>Idiocracy
The fedora lord who wrote and directed that seems to be friendly with Kid, as Kid has been in based King of the Hill and that reddit abomination Silicon Valley

>>134825075
He wrote a song that used the music from Sweet Home Alabama. I'm from Michigan so I enjoyed if for 2 seconds before radio stations overplayed the shit out of it.

>>134828562
If I'm not in the hospital recovering from being shot a third time, I'll be voting for him.

Bump for Senator Richie

>>134826996
Bait
But seriously, rush the urbanite

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>>134827896
>posting anything South Park related

>>134827979
i honestly want that message framed if he gets elected.

>>134827716
wow hmm, really made me think, #StabMeNow

>>134828057
pro-being a cowboy. fuck off pansies

>>134828684
I hope you recover soon, anon.

Detroit?

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pepe?

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>>134823080

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>>134828255
>REMEMBER TO VOTE KIDSSSSSSS
>FREE CONCERT TONIGHT, JUST REMEMBER TO VOTE
>FRONT LINE PASSES IF YOU HAVE A "JUST VOTED" STICKER

streets would be a fucking nightmare if it comes down to election day

When is this election? 2018?
That's pretty far out for a Senate race. Could he be campaigning too early?

>>134828893
I've recovered from the first two, separate incidents but I'm overdue for my third strike (happily just some broken ribs and a collapsed lung before. Class II works great for the shit they carry).

Yeah, Detroit.

>>134828806
Wtf does bawitdaba even mean though

>>134829025
Fuck he's really going to win, isn't he?

Just a matter of time before the Trump tweet endorsement.

>We live in a timeline where President Donald Trump attends a campaign rally for Republican Senate candidate Kid Rock

>>134829180
It's slang for eating pussy

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>>134825496
>Do you think he has a big dick?

>>134823080

Of course we can. Check out this video. Will pump you the fuck up, mate.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaqvc-0XDMM

>>134823080
>leading in the (((polls)))

>>134829151
Was it negroes? Get well soon bud.

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>>134823080
>leading in the polls
>help him
ping us in january.

>>134826878
why are (((you))) posting a leader of the aryan movement?

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hey guys, can anyone else check out kidrock4senate.com and confirm what im seeing?

>>134829110
Nah, he doesn't have to worry about the shit normal politicians do.
He can bar hop with his constituents the next year and a half.
Also, fund raising/campaigning basically never end anymore.

>>134829110
>Could he be campaigning too early?
Austin Petersen is already campaigning for Missouri senate. Hope he wins even if he's a bit of a faggot.

>>134829306
It was economically disenfranchised youth with no education or means.

>>134829337
>kidrock4senate.com

(((They))) registered the domain before he could. Here's the real one:

https://www.kidrockforsenate.com/

>>134829363
AP is cool. Just don't like his open border stance

>>134829414
>Imitating fellatio on a female
What did he mean by this?

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>>134829453

https://www.kidrockforsenate.com/
theyre selling merch, and it fucking redirects to
http://kidrock.warnerbrosrecords.com/senate.html

>warnerbrosrecords

holy fucking hell, it's happening

>>134829431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofQe17j49DY

>>134828347
>If he's sincere about helping
IF he is, he is going to be great. I think we need patriots now more than ever. We almost got Hillary'd.....We need to shore our defenses.

eminem vs kidrock would be a good senate race in michigan

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I will vote for Kid Rock.

-michigan bro

>>134823080
Kid Rock doesn't need meme magic. He'll win in a landslide.

>>134829573
Ted Nugent for senate?

>>134829652
I'm for sure voting for him.
t. Muskegon

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>>134829564

>>134829676
andrew wk for SCOTUS?

>>134829652
Once again the press is wrong.
Jul 13, 2017
Once again the press is wrong. First of all, I’ve got 15 days from my announcement to file paperwork with the FEC! Second, I’m not signed to Warner Bros!!! - which simple fact-checking would have revealed. I have recently worked out a unique deal with BMG, Broken Bow, CAA and Live Nation to release music ON MY TERMS. Like politicians write books during their campaigns, I'm planning on putting out music during mine and IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. It's not a hoax, it's a strategy and marketing 101! No plans for an album or anything else that has been the usual norm in the music business OR politics…..and…..

Senator Stabenow and I do share a love of music, although probably not the same kind. I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bullshit!

“I am the captain now.” #fakenews #kidrockforsenate #kidrock #podunk #greatestshowonearth

>>134829465
He buys the official stories for JFK and 9/11.
He seems to be really strongly opposed to tinfoilers in general.
By no means a deal breaker though. I might vote for him if I lived in Missouri.

>>134829805
>I’m not signed to Warner Bros!
wait, why's his merch page redirect to them?

>>134829573
we need to knock out the enemy's defenses. we need to breakup the media conglomerates into infinitesimally small pieces. and we need to investigate the socials for collusion.

>>134823080

he perfectly represents the best Michigan has to offer, I'm calling absolute landslide.

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>>134827293
>what up, every impressionable high school kid in america in 1998
>it's me, that guy whose music you unavoidably hear everywhere you go
>car ride? grocery store? schoolbus? that's me on the radio
>you have a conversation with your friends and music comes up? thats right man, they all know about me, and they all like me because i'm the new thing
>you better like me too or your friends will think you're fucking weird man
>they'll stop talking to you, and you'll have to sit at the loser's table at lunch and get your shit kicked in by the football team
>so listen to my music and enjoy it, that's right, good boy
>now watch my COOL videos on that COOL MTV station that COOL people watch, and learn how a real man lives his life
>that's right kiddo, i shoot heroin in the bathroom
>this is what life is all about bro, just do drugs like me man, you'll fucking love it and probably become rich too, like me
>wouldn't your mom or dad turn off the tv if this video was so bad? just do drugs bro

>millions of naive white kids proceed to dance to the tune of this judas goat and destroy their own lives
>19 years later
>"i am the pinnacle of conservative values, vote for me"

>>134829431
Good luck.

>>134829564
Instead of calling words like "thug" and "sketchy" racist, they should fix the root of the problem.

>>134829648
Kanye ought to run for Senate of HOR before his 2024 presidential run.

>>134829827

His pro free market and pro gun stances alone make him the better senator than Mcasshole.

If you were running for office you would never win anything talking against 9/11 or jfk assassination

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>Senator Jew goes on the stage
>"Senator Rock, you have the floor"
>Senator Rock calmly walks up to the podium
>"NIGGERS!"
>total silence
>"NNNNIGGGERS!!!!"
>another awkward silence
>"NIIIIGGGGERRRRRRRRRSS"
>Senator McCain faints
>Senator Schumer gets a heart attack and is falling over
>Ambulances are called in
>Half the hall collapses in epileptic seizures
>"NIGGERS!!!"
>Could not believe such a thing was said in their immaculate hall of reason and logic.

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>>134829805
>literally a "fuck tank on empty" image
the lulz potential here is off the charts, this is gonna be good

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>>134826996
City intellectuals
Hahahahahahahahahahahshahahaha

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>>134823080

>>134830212
"Today, after touring Kirkland Air Force Base as part of his new appointment as the Head of the Senate Military Oversight Committee, Senator Kid Rock of Michigan was quoted as say 'That looks like a big bong!' when he was shown a B83 gravity bomb in storage there."

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>>134830212
Yes, that'll be the first time in history "nigger" was said in Congress.

>>134823080
the only person that might be able to beat him is marshall mathers

>>134830151
>If you were running for office you would never win anything talking against 9/11 or jfk assassination
It's a new day, fella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0

People listen to the radio?

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>>134825095
Stabenow is a fucking cunt. I live in Michigan and I despise that globalist whore. I genuinely hope he wins, I'll be voting for him.

The best part is that as long as al Franken is a senator democrats really can't say shit.

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>>134830212
8/10 anon

>>134830151
>If you were running for office you would never win anything talking against 9/11 or jfk assassination


>Trump shat on Bush
>Trump implicated Ted Cruz's father on JFK

FUCKING KEK I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT AWAY WITH IT

>>134826996
Idiots doing things right is better than geniuses doing things intentionally wrong.

>>134828431
>NAACP
>National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
>colored people

i thought that term was racist, shouldnt it be NAAPOC?

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>>134830706
>"people aren't hypocrites when discussing politics"

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>a treasonous, clinical autistic man-baby as POUTS
>Kike Penitence as VP
>Goldman $ach$, Exxon, Lehman Bros. et al. cabinet
>senator Kid Rock...

30-I.Q.: Fall of an Empire

>>134830980
isn't the mere mention that one group of peoples agenda is being forced more than another's inherently racist to begin with?

>>134831085
You shall be smoten

>>134831085
little early for some roo shitposting isn't it?

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>being excited that this wigger could be elected
Word up, /pol/ is dead.

Red one standing by. Lets get this bawidaba going

MY NAME IS
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>134823080
WE MUST ELECT SENATOR KID ROCK
Didn't archive it bc townhall deserves the views
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/07/20/we-must-elect-senator-kid-rock-n2356950

>>134829948
you sound like a dweeb that listened to moby and hid pogs in your anus in 98.

>>134831085
>"i like clean cut men in suits to come onto stage and tell me precious lies to make me feel better."
Whats the fucking difference. Trump is a disappointment of course, but even if he was a bit of a jackass, he said some very red pilled things.
If they're all bought and paid for by oil companies and jew bankers, does it really matter if the puppets are respectable or bantzy?
I know this is a shitpost cause of the flag but people unironically use this argument and they clearly haven't thought it through.

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This fucking guy is the current senator ppl on the left respect and take seriously.... it's not that absurd

>>134831826
wtf is this bullshit, some early false meme planting by shills?

>>134831333
>/pol/ is dead
You're fucking new as fuck, kid.

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>>134831194
>>134831241
Peak Anti-Intellectualism Reach in U.S. Under Trump's Republicans:
https://archive.is/mTwR1

U.S. Devolves to Developing Nation Status:
https://archive.is/Qpmod

>Stage of Grief: 6
>KYS

We will make this happen. I'm making tons of them a day and just waiting for next year to drop them all.

>>134831988
it's a real meme, I just minted it.

>>134831993
he is right though. this board has been dead since 2016

>>134832112
that's not a meme that's cancer

>>134831995
What constitutes anti-intellectualism?

>>134832249
Prep the Bull God, Michigan 2017

>>134831139
>>134831139
>he believes people of color can be racist towards the majority
how very white privileged of you

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>>134831792
>What[']s the fucking difference[?]
Is that you, you corpulent like cunt...?

>>134825831

Yep. Have a degree in Polisci, don't know shit. Also 95% of the people that major in polisci are pure fucking evil.

>>134831768
okay guy, have fun voting for a literal fedora tipper

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>>134823080
BLEssed

>>134823080

Yes Yes yes

ke ke ke

I CANNOT believe this guy is polling this well, this early. 2018 is going to be fucking hilarious.

>>134831826
That bull god song is a bit concerning, I wasn't aware of it.

Is Kid Rock a Luciferian kike plant?

>>134831768
kek'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BqGZ5t5YfI

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We may live in a timeline where Senator Kid Rock votes to declare war on North Korea and give Trump the nuclear codes.

>Old Bearded Guy Holding a Moon Pie.jpg

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>>134832966
>66

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>>134831993
Youre the newfag here, newfag. If you weren't new, you'd know that it wasnt too long ago that /pol/ openly and frequently expressed hatred for niggers, and nigger lovers. That makes you brand fucking new.

>>134832869
Probably just a stooge. We should see if we can get him to denounce his baby raping handlers from MTV through official campaign channels before we endorse or meme him.

>>134826996
you'll be missed

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>>134832324
>What constitutes anti-intellectualism?
- Chinese climate warming hoaxes
- making nations that were never even approaching "great", great "again"
- gassed "beautiful babies"
- "100% accurate, 79 missiles" that are "29% accurate, 59 missiles"
- "tremendous", "magnificent" coal jobs
- $7M in crony capitalist dinaroes for companies to automate their factories and then move them to Mexico / China / cheap labour cesspits
- a daughter immolated as a jewcubator for one's Zionist overloads
- the inability to pass a single, meaningful policy in six months
- "bigly"
- "unpresidented"
- "1.5 million / biggest inauguration ever"

...And so, and so forth -- ad infinitum.

>>134832796
I'm excited for the inevitable Kid Rock Rallies livestreaming on RSBN.

>>134833265
Why are leftie memes so cringe?

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>>134829759
genesee county

>>134833134
Nigger, what the hell are you talking about? /pol/ still does this, has done this and will continue to do this.

I'm looking forward to the ultimate showdown between Kid Rock and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for the Presidency.
It will be known as the Rock of Ages.
And never again will anyone doubt, it is the best timeline.

Saw him in concert last night at the midstate fair in California. Dude was chill as fuck and hung out smoking weed.

>>134833265
>the inability to pass a single, meaningful policy in six months
>government is gummed up and doesn't work
good, fuck leftists and neocons

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>>134823080
Eh, why not.

>>134833058
who will be kid rock's jeb? he needs some cuckservative wimp to beat up on to energize the base.

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>>134833490
>/pol/ still does this
>excited, gleeful about a wigger running for senate

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IM AMERICAN BADASS

>>134833419

Mostly because they have no sense of humor, and to have an effective one, you have to.

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>>134833529
Before he was famous outside of Detroit (after "Polyfuze Method" was released), he would come and chill at the Majestic/Garden Bowl on Woodward when I worked there.

On Sundays, the staff would get together and bowl and he'd sometimes join us and pay for everything. He was chill as fuck.

Guess who else I bowled with? Meg White of the White Stripes who was a bartender there.

>>134823080
Just remember you fags, this guy is most likely a devil worshipper.

>>134833712
lol fuck off, I'm doing this for memes, no the Democrat isn't better

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>>134833917
Forgot pic

>>134833917
Can I let you in on a secret? Most Michiganders are.

November 15th is the annual blood sacrifice of the True Spirit Animal of Satan.

>>134823080
>kid rock wins
>TIME to give acceptance speech
>MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDD

>>134833941
If you want memes then i suggest going back to facebook. They have the cancer youre looking for

>>134826996
just leave you faggot

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>>134823080

>PRAISE KEK

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>>134833747
>riding a motorcycle onstage for debates
>I. AM. AN AMERICAN BADASS

>>134823080
The Chaos alone says this must happen.

>>134831333 (checked)

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>>134829535
That he is a true fucking ally
#TeamRockHard
#TransmenForRock

>>134827422

>dubs

Oh god.

>>134834187
jesus christ, there's such a thing as liquify and blend modes, and you should start by tracing a line down the sternum to line up the fake decal.

are you even trying? you wanna meme with the big dogs?

>>134823080
*sigh*
I liked Trump because he claimed he wanted to increase our border security and crack down on immigration, irrespective of his hair and reality tv show history.
. . .
KeKistanis... wanted the bing bong.
Well. I guess they're going to get what they want then. Until something shiny glints that distracts them.
All hail Le Based Senator WiggerRapper I suppose. Better than the alternative.
>>134833524
baka I just considered bleach for a moment, but nah.

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>>134833747
Oh God, PLEASE let him wear that on the Senate floor when he gives a speech during a debate about declaring a war on the War on Drugs.

>>134823080
He's going to win. Senator Kid Rock will be a real thing.

I'm confident of this because the memes literally write themselves.

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Are you man enough for him?
#HighTestosteron

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kid and a jew

https://youtu.be/oSQJ2ULuhb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrM44EWk7xI

>>134834115
>no fun allowed
just fuck off already d&c shill, the memesters are already aboard this train and you can't stop it

>>134832396
>>134832869


>Bull God

>Kid Rock would rerecord the song and change one line in the lyrics ("I would like to learn but I can't be taught" to "You can bid all day but I can't be bought") and release it on his album Devil Without A Cause in 1998.

> "You can bid all day but I can't be bought"

Is he /ourguy/ after all?

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trump should have a tweet soon, will cement it.

>>134825831
law degree. poli sci majors just go on to be political paper pushers (if they're lucky), coporate drones, or stay-at-home parents.

Is he the Rock of /pol/ prophecy that sits on the seven hills?

>>134834402
>All hail Le Based Senator WiggerRapper I suppose. Better than the alternative.

He honestly really loves Michigan. He's done good works for people here as a private citizen. The fact he makes sure venues have cheap tickets and beer available to his poorer fans shows he's loyal to them, respects how hard it is to earn a dollar these days for the average Joe, and that he has a good heart.

Debbie has done NOTHING for Michigan.

>>134834811
Pine Know is only one hill.

>>134834883
*Pine Knob

>>134829759

same here brother

t. Caledonia

>>134826996
Do it you wont.

>>134827236
>be careful.

>>134828057
>Which ivy league school
>which law firm for 3 years of public sector work
>Which non-for profit board did he sit on collecting 6 figures
>which wall street firms is he associated with
>Has a fake political opponent been selected yet
>Which waspy church did he pretend to attend

I looked into his qualifications and it all checks out.

>>134828057
MY NAME IS

>>134823080
He's leading already. YA, OP YOUR MEME MAGIC WILL PUT HIM IN THE LEAD!

>>134835570
THE SHAKEZILLA

>>134835571
I told my retired UAW, Hillary-voting parents I was volunteering for his campaign and they basically shrugged and said, "He's probably going to represent Michigan interests better than Little Debbie."

Fuck me, Americans are stupid. Are you just memeing or are you fuckbois legitimately this dumb?

>>134835988
Y not boff?

>>134835988
>Live in a place where Capital city is run by a Muslim. Call other nations dumb.

>>134835988
Finnish Parliament is full of alcoholic celebs and alcoholic former Rally/Formula One drivers and it works well for them.

We're just trying to be more like Finland.

Do you hate Finland? Are you racist?

>>134836326
Yeah, lib dems have seats in parliament, doesn't mean we're going to let the cunts run the country.
>>134836034
Because it's literally the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
>>134836259
Either post with an actual flag or take your own life, you irrelevant faggot.

>>134836643

>Because it's literally the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

You do realize we elected a reality TV star to the most powerful position in the world, right?

>>134834432
git banned

>>134825496
safe bet well find out if this campaign actually happens

>>134836802
And kid rock takes that retardation and multiplies it by infinity. I'm pretty much still in shock over Trump. Just going to coast through these next few years pretending it didn't happen.

>>134836956
>clinton
>trump

easy choice my bong

>>134833265

You don't even know what anti-intellectualism IS, you moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-intellectualism

Does anyone have the asian girl doing the Trump hand sign during porn image? Will pay

he's not leading, fake news

>>134835988
Yes. Yes they are. They are going to meme, in order to elect a heroine using, pot smoking, pagan-song lyric singing, cunnilingus glorifying musician, as one of the two senators, that represent a state which probably has comparable "gdp" as many European nations.
Because why not.
And... ugh... I support this.
Because he's still a better option than the opposing party and other candidate.
>>134836956
You are not incorrect, sir.
And yet, I still stand by the cards I am dealt.
He is an improvement, on our political society.

>>134837132
Fucking bernie you anti-Semite bastard!!!

>>134837322
it was real in hillary's mind........

>>134823080
Michigander here: Kid Rock doesn't need meme magic, he won the second he through his hat into the ring. I can't think of a better word to describe this state's feeling towards this man than beloved. He is beloved.

The loss couldn't happen to a bigger cunt either. Don't let the door hit you in the ass Debbie Kikenow.

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I won't be satisfied until Ted Nugent is govenor

>>134836956
from the land that gave us king george and churchill everybody

enjoy your brown paradisistan

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>>134823080
>a rock will stand on seven hills

>>134837645
Honestly, I wish he had held out for Governor after Snyder's time was up. He could probably do more for Michiganders as Governor than he can as Senator but knowing he's going to boot Debbie is fine by me.

>>134837767
In Ted's America, we all get zebra striped hunting bows, and Antifa are the Prey!

>>134837956
I suddenly have a full hard on at that thought.

>>134823080
OP, listen to me.

It's going to happen.

>>134837586
>He is an improvement
No. He is all of your political and financial corruption personified. A literal jew.faggo Bernie Sanders is less Jewish than Trump.
>>134837775
>either post with an actual flag or take tour own life, you irrelevant faggot

>>134823080
Candidates like this prove Americans are uncultured degenerates and that all founding fathers of every democracy deserved execution.

>>134832536
>are pure fucking evil.
Or, at the very least, misguided. I got in so many debates with a couple of friends who were polisci majors in college, it became tiresome to associate with them. They lost their minds when they found out I got a cpl and started carrying daily.

>>134826996
see ya
fucking cunt.
>shitskins
>intellectuals.

>>134837907
that 2 voices shit is ominous

>>134838130
Pol can't argue thus without talking shit about Argentina.
t.falklands will always be British.

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>>134828611

You realize the creator of both is Mike Judge, right?
Unless that's the joke

>>134837956
>>134838091
Holy shit me too. Having the Motor City Madman run the show down in Lansing would be fucking glorious. The next hunting season after he is sworn in would see a huge influx of new sportsman.

>>134837608
sorry i don't have down syndrome

>>134838120
a jew more jewy than sanders? jewy sanders is the most jew ever, lie, cheat, steal, tell others how to live and subject themselves to communism while drinking whine and eating in his mansion

You are fucking blind sir. Trump has no shame, wants everyone to be successful within the rules set before them, not obfuscate the power tripping lies.

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>>134826996

>>134826996
Cities are the first places that are going to burn to the ground in the USA. Few will make it out alive. If you're an "intellectual" liberal, you won't make it out alive period.

>>134838406
As far as I know, he hasn't been to his Jackson compound in 6+ years.

He stays down in Texas.That violates the residency requirement to run for Governor.

>>134826996
>living in a literal fucking human farm full of baboons, chinks, spics, (((Jews))) and liberals
>hmm yes you simple free country folk just aren't quite capable of comprehending our hoity toity livestock ways

>>134826996
PS stay there Yank

>>134827236
CAN'T ____ THE DURST

>>134838697
burst?

>>134823080
Democrat or republican?

>>134838615
Oh well. We can still dream.

>>134838697
HERST

>>134837929
He can get us federal gibs as Senator though. And if you're handing out federal funds would you rather give them to Stabijew or Kid Rock? No brainer really.

>>134838120
Hold on a second. So... you don't want us to vote for associates of jews, like Trump, because Jews... so therefore we need to vote for actual jews, like Bernie...
. . . what?

>>134838881
For every auto industry job lost, we'll gain 3 jobs in the microbrew industry.

>>134835682
THE MIND RULER

>>134827079
Kid Rock will make Michigan Mich Again.

>>134839061
that and pretty much clean up the water in michigan and pimp the hell out of tourism and steal it from minnesota and wisconsin with their liberal degenerism and somali immigrants.

I'm not a michiganer, but I'd fuck make michigan the GATEWAY for trade from canada to the usa.

>>134839245
>make michigan the GATEWAY for trade from canada to the usa.


The Ambassador Bridge and Tunnel are the busiest international borders in the world already.

>>134839379
HE'S NOT EVEN ELECTED AND HE'S ALREADY MAKING MICH AGAIN!

>>134823080
Payback for Saunder Levin, Granholm, Kwame, Dingell. Dope smoking, race mixing degenerate and he's going to crush his opponent unless it's Bob Seger

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>>134823080
A fucking rock could run against stabenow and still win.

t. Michiganfag

>>134839245
We get plenty of visitors in the fall. If you can make it out of cherries or apples we have it. In my town we see a huge influx of folks from out of state and even Canada to spend a shitload of money at the nearby mill. Also I will personally guarantee you will not find better pie outside one of our orchards during harvest season.

>>134839061
God damn is this ever the best timeline.

You know I never thought this country would ever get to the point where not only would we be considering Kid Rock for Senator but we're at the point where I'm 100% certain he will win. I think Jesus really is watching over US. He truly loves America.

>>134839869
Senator Robert Ritchie bought me a few beers back in the day at the Garden Bowl just because he liked talking to me... That alone is worth my vote for him.

>>134839757
I've been a few places in michigan, the german brew town Frankenmuth, and all the way up to the UP at mackinaw Island, went to the island.

I'm a wolverine fan after my Iowa State Cyclones, (my highschool ripped off the go blue fight song from michigan and loved it ever since).

>>134833265
>the inability to pass a single, meaningful policy in six months

Those goalposts though

Also implying the president can single-handedly pass legislation

>>134840225
I meant the victors not go blue, I couldn't think of the title.

>>134840350
"Hail to the Victors" is the title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF--ldYIBnM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3S6zOUVV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um1vCqfGpq4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCoxM8MFJ0Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JilOyHiMzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I4pO9NngUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFID3-wREQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKIs6JfjEcI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yRuiabCBqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshILx2JkJE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pgKHXP60tE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWQTqSn1OiY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTn1_QpeeLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_0Obe2K7k8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duwGJTXP6Ss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNBNpRw7EOw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFDYhtD_eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zluT3ZYmq1E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhA-1C4qA-4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKLHFoaJnhI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XxdlSAopqg

Hitler Racist? Let's find out: http://www.mourningtheancient.com/truth.htm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL?!?

KIKE ROCK? He works for ZOG yo!

>>134840078
Was it Badass beer?

>>134840977
I loathe it, DESU. It's Kid Rock's brand, but I think it tastes like Pabst.

We're talking about when I was moonlighting at the Majestic Theater Complex as Security way before he owned that beer company.

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>>134839666
I'd rather write in my dog then ever vote for that bitch. Fucks sake, I'd even vote for Micheal Moore if she was the only other option, the only thing I can imagine as bad would be if Granholm tried to weasel her way back into our government.

This needs to happen for the simple fact of giving career politicians the middle finger. Fuck those elitist pricks that think they know better than everyone else so they feel entitled to be in office, not fearing non-politicians will run against them.

>>134841355
>hates pabst
You gay son?

>>134825496
I bet he has an ugly dick

>>134841457
If I'm going to drink shit in Detroit, it's Stroh's (owned by Pabst now) or Black Label.

Rock/Rock 2020

>>134833265
Who are you and where do you originate from? I've never seen a typing style like this; it's quite the curiosity.

>>134841755
Stroh's is acceptable but there is absolutely no excuse not to like Pabst.

>>134841895
Hipster "Ironically" drink PBR. I will not be a Hipster.

>>134841989
I'm not advocating ironically drinking PBR, I'd advocating drinking PBR because it's good.

>>134842326
I can get a 32 ounce "Big Daddy" of it at Kelly's 'Irish' Pub for $2.50 and I still would rather drink a $3,25 of Miller Lite.

>>134823080
Rock the Vote, Kid.

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>>134826996
Please don't, there's already too many faggots up here

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>>134843046
ROCK!!!

>>134823080
Meme magic can make happen whatever Kek wills.

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Say it.
>again
NEW FAGGOTS.
>Can-you-faggots-leave-the-political-shit-with-us-pls.jpg

>>134826996
>"city intellectuals"
Yeah your crime rate and failed lefty economic policies are so advanced and intelligent.

I hope Dwayne Johnson becomes a senator

>>134836956
When the fuck did pol get so many normies?
Maybe you should be paying attention to your nations demise instead of other nations.

>>134843596
>normies
>kekistan
Lurk moar faggot.

>>134828347

he lives in a double wide trailer. i seriously doubt he's putting himself out there for filthy lucre. He has enough of it as it is.

>>134843596
>normies
>your nations demise
>nations
>normie grammar
It's nation's. Fucking normie.

>>134843898
>pol

>>134837645
Eh, they'll find some way to make him look racist, xenophobic, homophobic, or Islamophobic because he's a republican and apparently being a republican immediately makes you a hateful person

>>134827079
As long as he stops putting out shit music, I'm all for this.

>>134828643
It's actually werewolves of London for the sample with an added drum fill and a guitar imitating sweet home Alabama as they're the same chords.

>>134845371
>as they are actually the same chord progression

FTFY

>>134834115
>taking 4chan seriously

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>>134834115

you have to go back

So we have gone from the rule of the tolerant to the rule of the celebrity next according to Solons theory of the phases of democracy is the tyrant. Of course the illuminati being such fan boys of Solon is making it happen ....

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>>134826996
cant turn an idiocracy into an idiocracy so fuck off to maple syrup land who needs ya

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>>134826996
bait or not we really do attract the best

welcome =)

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>>134849537
Technically, the original meaning of the word "king" meant celebrity. Celebrities of old became rulers if they had a large enough following.

>>134834788

my dad had a degree in political science, studied philosophy as well.

he was an electrician

>>134826996
Don't let the doorknob hit ya where your uncle split ya.