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Can someone seriously explain what the fuck this means? In what

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Can someone seriously explain what the fuck this means? In what world do men get free razors?

>wake up
>look at the calendar
>Agust 1st
>Ohboyitstimeformyfreerazors!.jpg
>thank overlord drunpf for the free razors
>collect my free razors and shave my face and legs
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Well she does have a point.
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>>134786738
Plus razors are expensive as shit. Tampons are cheap in comparison
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>>134786972
But do you get a free razor? I don't
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>>134786948
Still that's like me saying "If women have to pay for food make men pay for food" even though they already do
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>2017
>not shaving with a knife
pathetic nu-males
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>>134787150
>2017
>not using a napkin as a tampon
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>>134786738
Maybe she means to make the government pay for lady razors?
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>>134787150
>2017
>not using a rusty soupcan top to shave
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> I have to pay for hygiene
> Nature is racist
How much does a woman spend on tampons per year?

>>134786972
This. Prices for decent branded razors and electric shavers are quite impressive.
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>>134787072
I got one from gilette when I turned 16
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>>134787637
wut, where's my free gilette
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>>134787072
Wait you dont get free razors I always get mine in the mail every week for the GOV lol are you even male
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>>134786738
The first rule of Free Razor Club is don't talk about Free Razor Club.
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>>134787727
how old are you?
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>>134787246
Redneck detected
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>>134786738
It literally means nothing. She is just that fucking retarded.
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>>134786972
>Plus razors are expensive as shit.
>>134787499
>Prices for decent branded razors and electric shavers are quite impressive.


Buy a safety razor + blades by dozens and save tons of money.
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>>134786738
>not just doing kegels and holding it until they have to take a piss.

Matron robots and artificial wombs can't come fast enough.
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>>134787896
Shit I forgot we don't want them to know
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Women are just dumb.

Plus I took the double edge safety razor pill so I don't pay out the ass for refills.
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>>134787406
This. It just takes some time to learn the proper technique, but the results are beyond any pussy razor.
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>>134787637
lol I got one of those too. Hell I think I still have it somewhere. The thing's metal, so it's not like it will ever "go bad".

Amazon prices for name brands
Razor refills: ~$2 each ($23.96 for 12 pack)
Tampons: $.19 each ($9.27 for 50 pack)
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>>134786738
>free razors

fuck, I'd love free razors!
It's like 10 USD for 4 bloody razors here
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>>134787150
>2000+16+1
>not using a shard of broken glass to shave
Fucking betas I swear to god
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>>134787637
I did too but that's not the state giving me shit. And it was when i turned 18 a few years ago.
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>>134788104
>B-b-but muh patriarchy
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real men shave with chainsaws
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>>134787896
>fightclub reference xD
real /pol/acks outgrew that shit teen movie a long time ago
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>>134788178
>2017
>not ripping the hair off your skin
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>trump enrolls the entire nation into the dollar shave club
>free tampon dispenser in every government building
and they would probably still complain

food isn't even free, why would tampons be? or razors. what the fuck do these people even want?

we gotta get the fluoride out of the water
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>>134788288
Broken bourbon bottles give me that tight shave like no other.
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Nobody gets free toilet paper but we all shit. Why not start there? Are women really that stupid and greedy?
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A real stronk independent woman would roll her own or just free bleed
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>>134787150
Reported to the constabulary. Sharp enough for you to shave, sharp enough to send you to the grave. Bin that now.
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>>134788104
>spending this much money for razors

Ever heard of double edged safety razors, you piece of shit? I've spent a total of ten dollars for replacement razors for these and I've had it for TWO FUCKING YEARS.
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>>134788396
Vaginas are special. It's the most valued part of a woman
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>>134786738
Anyone else here using a straight razor?
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>>134786738
What the fuck. I have to pay for my razors and the sanitary pads for my wife. And westerners earn more than people here on average. And goods are cheaper in the West. What's the problem?
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>>134788546
It's the only legitimately valuable part of a woman
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>>134786738
There is so much mental retardation going on with that sign
>seems to assume men currently enjoy free razors
>freely admits that razors are not something she finds is essential, and is most-likely an ape underneath her clothing.
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>>134788361
>dollar shave club
They got bought out by Unilever a while ago; I was never their client because they didn't service my area, and I'll never be.
Fuck Unilever.
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>>134788399
Yea it's like she is ashamed of her body. Real women freebleed.
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>>134787988
>a safety razor + blades by dozens and save tons of money
I've had a cut-throat razor for 10+ years, the things are great, although I keep some disposables as back-up when I'm extremely hung-over or still drunk
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>>134787072
>NOT collecting your free premium razors every month
this guy
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>>134788724
>goods are cheaper in the West
Are they really? Wages are high, but prices (especially in Western European, as well as in North American countries) are kinda inflated as well.
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>>134786738

Did you not get your free razor, m8?
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>>134788481
ahh sheit man hook me up bro
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>>134786972
>>134787499
See >>134787988

Not only is a safety razor cost effective but it will help you cultivate important qualities like patience and time management. It's a true man's shaving implement, surpassed in masculinity only by the straight razor
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>>134788393
I prefer shaving with a nice set of DD tiddies. It doesn't do shit for my beard but it sure feels nice.
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>>134786738
>shave my face and legs
>legs
What
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>>134788158
You buy used razors?
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>>134789046
je kunt gewoon een voor jezelf kopen neger
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who /mach3/ here
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Gillette sent me one too when I turned 18 I think? And its not like its only men who get sent free razors, women (well more like teenage girls) get the first batch free too in many cases from some random company.
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>>134789443
>/mach3
>the jew of all razors
Oy vey goy we added 6 million more blades, buy our 25$ disposable razors that get clogged up by anything thicker than peach fuzz.
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>using razors
I just cover my face in rubbing alcohol and light it up. Checkmate razorfags
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>>134786738
Quick way to shut down this bitch complaint:
"I don't support free tampons, as they are bad for the environment and cause toxic shock syndrome, but I do support 6 free reusuable menstrual cups per year for every woman."
Watch them recoil in horror.
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>>134789650
>rubbing alcohol
>not using gasoline straight from the pump
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>>134789443
If I had to pick a safety razor brand, it would be Wilkinson Sword, tbqh. I don't have a single complaint for their razors.
>>134789510
Huh? Is this a thing in civilized countries? This thread is literally the first time I'm hearing about companies giving out free razors to teenagers.
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>2017
>not using lasers to permanently remove hair from your face
It's like you want your face to be icky-hairy.
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>>134787637
>>134787727
>>134787928
yeah same, pretty dope
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world's so mysognystic..
even mcdonalds gives free napkins to men..
and we have to pay for tampons.
i cant even.
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>>134789871
That's virtually impossible as the hairs are far too thick and strong.
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>>134786738

I've never gotten a free razor. How do?
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>>134790138
wanna know what else is?
;^)
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>>134789689
>this is what trans looks like
yeah, silly and ridiculous. that's what we thought it looked like. fucking retarded.

we have got to get the fluoride out of the water
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All these faggots in this thread talking about shaving.

Epictetus was right. We should bring back the beard and make men not shave to be like women.
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>>134786738
I think they mean to pay for the razors for them. Not that men had them for freestyle. Still, dumb as fuck
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absolute free-est shit I could find lads
should last you a month of two
along with biweekly haircuts, I'm spending a shit load of lot more
fuck those stupid cunts with acid covered machetes, they're not self hating and displeased with their lives enough
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>>134788481
I bought an assortment pack of razors for mine from Amazon four years ago. I still haven't finished using them all. It was around $20 with a couple hundred razors in total. People who still use those disposable razors are fucking stupid.
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>>134788450
Kek
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>>134786738
((((((Shaving))))))
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>>134787150
>1AD+2016
>not waxing your face
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>>134786738
dude you havent been going to the meetings have you. we get free razors now. spoils of war. trump won we get free razors
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Damn, I'll have to go back to plucking my facial hair with tweezers if my free razor program gets cancelled. Shit fucking smarts.
wtf I support free tampons now
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>>134787106
I think it's mainly targeted at the fact women's razors tend to be more expensive for no real reason?
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>>134787150
>2018
>not having a sexbot that shaves your face while it sucks your cock
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>>134786738
Now that's a useful idiot
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>>134786738
they are protesting beards, because men can simply grow beards instead of paying for razors.
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The sign was in response to the U.S. military supplying razors for male soldiers but requiring female soldiers to supply their own tampons/pads. They believed it was unfair considering the latter is arguably more necessary (and cheaper) than the former. Regardless, a civilization that sends its women to the front lines to die in wars is a pathetic, dying civilization. Women should not be able to enlist in the military. Hopefully this clears things up you guys.
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Growing a beard is free. So is free bleeding.
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>>134791429
>men can simply grow beards
Oh so they just think that the majority of men are unemployed then.
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>>134788926
>using the fedora of shaving tools
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>>134791523
Oy vey
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>>134791267
The reason is because some women are stupid enough to pay more for a pink-handled razor for no reason.
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>>134787150
I though all your knives were binned along with your dignity.
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>>134786738
They can have my used razors if they want, but I wouldn't personally recommended it.
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Buy a nice straight razor, a nice soap brush, and a leather strop. It will give you the best save you have ever had and if you take care of it they last forever. I have a straight razor that I use almost daily that was made in 1910, and still is sharp as fuck as it was always well maintained.
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>>134786738
women use razors too though
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>>134786948
fpwp
seriously wtf are you talking about?
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>we don't want men to pay for tampons
>make them pay for razors too

Remember gents taxes take from productive men in order to make women more entitled.
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>>134790538
>adidas aftershave
>spray shaving cream
what shitty fucking taste
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Women's razors are fucking good though. Like you're spending mayyybe $6 more on a women's all-around razor than a cheap mens and youve got something thatll keep not only your face relatively clean but your legs, arms, whatever too. Men's razors are fine for your face but you shave your legs with that shit and it's blunt in a day. Women's razors are more expensive but you're actually paying for quality and for a good reason, as long as youre not buying garbage brands.
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Im a stereotypical Trump voter so dont need a razor anymore cause a few of my meth labs have blown up in my face.
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>>134791682
They do have better lubricants sometimes, though. If anything, they're going overboard with them.
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>>134787150
>Owning an assault weapon
Reported
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>>134791696
t.
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>>134786738
> shaving legs
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>shaving anywhere but the pubes so they stop itching

Fucking normals
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>>134786738
Women are not being taught reason and accountability.
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>tfw had to google "how to shave" because my dad never taught me
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>>134787072
I got a free razor when my government made me sign up for the draft. I guess it was free...
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To the leg shavers, how many days does it take on average for the leg hair to grow back noticeably? Mine grows back quite quickly - in 4 days it's quite noticeable.
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>>134787150
>2017
>not ripping out unwanted hair with your bare hands
I have no words for you
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>>134786948
What?
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>there are men getting free razors somehow

Fuck sign me up. In 20 years I've spent thousands on them.
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>>134791267
They don't have to buy the pink plastic handle razors. They can buy a mans razor and enjoy the savings. Women are just that retarded.
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>>134786738
>have beard
>have electronic clippers to keep me from looking like a hobo
>spend $0 on razors
Who gets free razors anyway, outside from literal 14 year olds
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>>134792524
*tips thick frame glasses and bow tie*
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>>134793437
b-b-b-but anon! those pinky shavers give me the shills. they are better than your hard man razors
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Jesus there are fucking fags itt that have actually bought razors.
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>>134793265
I use an electric razor. Never really gets things perfectly smooth just presentable. If you have dark hair and extra money get LHR. It will pay for itself in the long run compared to razors.
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>>134788765

Until she hits The Wall.
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>>134792888
Really? You needed to look it up? It felt like instinct; it was quite easy to do. I've never ever gotten there "razor burns" people complain of, too.
Well, this, and the fact that I've seen people (not just my dad) shave before.
>>134793352
>having "unwanted" hair in the first place
>not being to unconsciously repress the growth of it
Seriously? I can't imagine the burden of removing your "unwanted" hair over and over again.
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>>134793575
This.
That straight razor is fedora tier
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>>134793656
How permanent is LHR?
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>>134787072
>his country doesn't have free razors
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>>134788297
I think what you mean is the people who grew up with fight club still use the reference while people born afterwards do not.
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>>134786738
Its time to just accept that America is nothing but retards competing in the Victim Olympics now.
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>>134788481
>Ever heard of double edged safety razors, you piece of shit? I've spent a total of ten dollars for replacement razors for these and I've had it for TWO FUCKING YEARS.
Weak. I've had this shit for almost 10 years now, spent 10$ for a pack of 50 blades after using up the first 10 blades and still not even close to finished with the 50 pack.
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>>134793437
Check your priviledges. A strong and independent wimin need no opressive male rapezors.
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>>134786738
they are women. they dont use logic, mate.
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>>134791696

How good of a shave do those give? Never used a straight razor, just blades and electric.
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>>134789738
>Current year + 2

>Not digging for oil, extracting it, rubbing black gold in your face, and lighting it on fire.
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>>134786738
You Burgers get free razors?
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>>134787637
I got a free one from gilette when I was 18...

its actually a lot better than what I was using, so I guess their marketing worked.
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Probably about tax.

In many states hygiene and medical equipment is tax exempt, including razors. But tampons are considered a luxury item and have sales tax added.

This kinda sucks.
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>>134786738

You can get free razors?!
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>>134793903
Quite close. The closest you'd get with a razor of any kinds.
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They don't have to use tampons Kek they can use a rag, a cup they can use adult diapers. They can free bleed and let the janitors worry
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>>134794178

Like "smooth as a baby's ass" close or what?
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>>134786738

I think what this bitch meant was that men should start paying for women's razors if men want the women to shave their legs.

Basically she's a dumb bitch who needs to use those razors on her wrists.
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>>134791687
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wtf where's my free razor?
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>>134786738

Cut-throat razor master race reporting in. If you don't bleed out on your first week you save a fortune on these fucking Mach III blades.
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>>134794157
they send the razors after you get your male privilege card
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btw, retards here,

buy a fucking double edge razor.

the handle can cost around 50$ if you want a nice looking one, and it pays for itself after a few months since the blades are dirt cheap to replace.

I only ever use a blade ONCE before tossing it.

Every shave is CONSISTENT, because the blade is always new. And yes it's not only consistent but also a great shave.
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>>134786738
But men already pay for razors, stupid fucking whores.
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>>134787637
I got one free sample aswell when I was doing my conscription service. Now I don't buy any other razors.
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>>134787637
Now that I think of it I got a free razor once as well.
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>>134794243
why is a child's butthole your go to comparison for all things smooth?
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>>134794556
>I only ever use a blade ONCE before tossing it.
that's fucking wasteful
I'm glad for your consistent shaves but you can use them at least 10 times before throwing them.
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>>134794765

You never heard of that expression before?
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Obviously she's referring the Harry's and Dollar shave club.
Sign up for free trial and get a free razor.
I dont see any Dollar Cunt Rag club with free trials.
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>>134786738
>collect my free razors and shave my face and legs
>and legs

kek, fag
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>>134789387
ja waar kanker aap, ze hebben geen dollar shave clubs in nl
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>>134794700

Checked and they don't pay "enough" apparently.
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>>134794765
why do you think thats implying something wrong
babies need a clean butt, they shit a lot and smell
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>>134787072
>2017
>Not getting free razors...
>Constanza.jpeg
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>>134794904
no.
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>>134794883

desu I might have thick hair because I sometimes try using it twice and the shave is noticeably a bit off....
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>>134794905
women will find any fucking reason to dress up and play pretend
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>>134786738
Electric razor mustard race. $40 every two years. Also what the fuck is she talking about? You gotta pay for hygienic products lmao what the fuck do you just want them to airdrop them to your house?
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>>134795054
says the goatfucker who sprays his dirty asshole with a water bottle. anyway your stupid question is unrelated to my comment, fuck off.
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>>134793926
>Not coating your face in liquid mercury and powdered sulfur to amalgamate your stubble

shiggy diggy do
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>>134795082

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/as-smooth-as-silk-a-baby-s-bottom
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>>134788104
I buy 20 of the cheap razors like bic for £4. Then i use a fresh one each time. Does the job and always sharp. Got to be bad for the environment throwing away that much plastic, i dont even recyle them YOLO
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they already get so much fee stuff its hilarious...

Women outspend men by a large margin, and also have men spend more money on them then themselves usually.

GIBS ME DAT!
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I don't even want to be a conservative anymore, I'm part of the free razor party now.
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>>134787150
I use shards of the remaining good in the world to shave.
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>>134795235
you fuck chilchren you catholic son of a bitch that's why you think it's wrong clean babies butts! YOU WILL BE BEAHEAD SOON MOTHERFUCKER
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>>134793739
>How permanent is LHR?

I had it done to my face 5 years ago and have yet to see regrowth. Once I have the money I'm going to get as much of my body done as I can.

Look at the reviews of clinics in your area so you don't end up at a place with a shitty laser or bad techs. It is also a good idea to ask for a test patch to make sure you don't have a bad reaction.
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>>134786948
Lost
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>>134792524
Anything that comes with a "man card" is fucking gay and retarded and you should be ashamed
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>>134786738
Do you seriously not get free razors?I thought america was the beat country on earth though?Topkek you fucking neckbeard losers.
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>>134792612
>pubes itch because your havent shaved?

Try having a bath or shower
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>>134786738
HAVE CHILDREN OR WE ARE DEAD.

>>134788514
>>134788514
>>134788514
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>>134795537
Damn, that's quite nice.
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>>134793739
P.S. It takes about 6 treatments before they get the majority of it. I would suggest 9 just to be sure. Keep those numbers in mind when choosing package deals.
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>>134786948
>guaranteed replies
Take this (you), then go gas yourself.
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>>134787985
Could be 4d chess highlighting the differences in standards between sexes by making this comparison but lets be honest now you are probably right.
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>shaving

>being gay

>not having a full slave-owning-tier beard by 13
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>>134787072
>he didn't get a free razor after turning 18 and signing up to be drafted into ZOG wars
What a fucking pleb.
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>>134786948
Leaf on vacation
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>>134788481
Endorsed. These fuckers shave better than the disposables too. Especially if it's been 5-6 days.
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>>134796337
>t. weak chinlet
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>>134793688
True about straight razors, but classic double sided razors are the way to go.

You know like the kind that Rick from pawnstars is always jewing on about? They are cheaper to buy blades and they really do just as good a job. That multiple blades thing is bullshit. How the fuck are you gonna cut shit twice that's already been cut?
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>>134787072
> not collecting your free razors every month
ISHYGDDT
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>>134796957
>>t. weak chinlet

woman
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>>134787150
>2017
>Not shaving with the sharpened rib bones of murdered orphans
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>>134787291
>7th post best post
Defund planned parenthood and buy every cute white grill a razor weekly
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>>134796957
This. Beards are for ugly losers with something to hide.
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>>134787637
I got one too, but they are a private company, not the government.
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>>134787150
>2015+2
>not being enough of an edgelord to shave with your personality
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>>134792508
so its either for no reason women are willing to pay more but they do for the pink, or theyre paying more for better razors. either way they lose that argument
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>>134789074
Truth, Desu. I've been using a safety razor for years now. I spend, maybe, twenty or thirty bucks a year on supplies, and that's springing for the high end blades, shaving cream, etc.

Any man who buys Gillette products is mindlessly throwing their money away.
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>>134797683
Where would one buy a safety razor?
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>>134786738
Which of you faggots is getting free razors? Call Obama mine must be lost in the mail
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>>134797795
Do a search for Sharpologist on YouTube for getting started guides. The guy knows his shit.

As for buying stuff, I usually purchase from West Coast Shaving, and Classic Shaving. And Amazon too, of course.
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>>134797795

Ebay has tons of them.
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>>134795128
Plus no one's stopping them from being disgusting and unhygienic, they just cant get mad when people find them disgusting and unhygienic
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>>134786738
>man shaving his legs
That's why the white race is dying
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>>134798328
maybe hes an olympic swimmer
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>>134797795
Forgot to mention, after you study a bit on what to buy, definitely watch some Sharpologist vids on technique. The way you use a safety razor is quite different from a standard Gillette piece of shit. Start slow, and learn to do it correctly.
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>>134794096
How does only one person know this? Tampons are a necessity and shouldn't be taxed anymore than toothpaste or deodorant.

....although all three are taxed in my state
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>>134787842
fucking krautistan doesnt have such a program sadly. but it gives you west to strap your explosives on upon entering the country which is nice
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>>134798525
so you don't tax necessities

except homes and incomes.

makes sense
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>>134787406
>shaving

newfags
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>>134798328
>Italians
>Hhuwhite
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>>134798669
spotted the muslim
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>>134786738
we get free razors? since when?
>>
>2018 - 2 + 1
>Shaving
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>>134798720
??
What does HHuwhite means??
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>>134796390
>>he didn't get a free razor after turning 18 and signing up to be drafted into ZOG wars

>thinking it was the draft registration that sold your information to companies
>not remembering filling out a form your freshman or sophmore year in high school with your name, date of birth, and address
>not filling out that form with a fake name and a date of birth two years older than your own
>not getting your 18th birthday razor at 16
>not laughing at the army and navy trying to recruit your fake name
>not laughing at the one air force recruitment letter
>>not staring in confusion at the air force academy recruitment letter sent to your real name
>>
>>134786738
I love going to the store slapping my man card on the counter and getting free stuff
>>
I never use shaving cream, that's where most of your fools money goes too in the shaving game. Just use some water and don't be fucking retarded.
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>>134786738
What kind of faggot shaves?
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>>134786948
Leaf visiting America. Hope your stay is short.
>>
The only person in my house who gets free razors is my wife. Buy $20+ Gillete Jew Razors and wife wears them out on legs and vagina whilst I get to shave my face 2-3 a month.

At least I get the shaved vagoo, but yes I would love to slap this idiot.
My woman knows who brings home the Jew razor.
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>>134798737
>>
>>134787072
Join the military. They issue one to you but only if you sign that 4 year active/4 year ready reserve contract.
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>>134799145
Someone who has a decent hygiene and is not insecure about his masculinity
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>>134799711
A prissy faggot?
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>>134786738
shaving is for literal women
especially legs
if you shave you are functionally female as you are a bitch nigger who has to suppress what little masculinity he had in order to appease his roastie overlords
good luck, cuck
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>>134796390
I got a free mini-stick of shitty deodorant when I turned 13.
>>
>>134800204

As much as I'd like to have a proper beard, it never works out for me so I have to shave to look halfway decent and not autistic.
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>>134787150
>4BC + 2021AD
>not using sand paper
>>
>>134794096
This was my first thought as well.

In the UK, razors are actually taxed, but I'm not sure how the laws vary across the US.

Also there's a good reason tampons are (still) taxed:
1) At the time of their invention, disposable sanitary products were a luxury, normal women would just bung it up with old rags.
2) After many many years, disposable sanitary products slowly became the norm.
3) Now all women are using disposable tampons and too much tax money is being raised from tampon sales. The government doesn't want to cut its funding.
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>>134787072
what a shithole
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>>134798942
That's a what I thought a.
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>>134786738
>men have been receiving free shaving supplies from the State

Well now I feel foolish for paying out-of-pocket all these years t b h desu senpai.
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>>134786738
I think it's to do with the fact that razors are tax free whereas tampons are not. The idea being that being clean shaven was a mandatory requirement for many jobs whereas tampons are, by those outdated standards, a convenience. Tax both or tax neither, I don't actually have a problem with it.
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>>134786738
CRAP!!!
I've been missing out on free razors!?!?!?!
I'm so pissed off right now.
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>>134786738

19th amendment was a mistake
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>>134794096

In Poland we get to pay 23% VAT on razors and tampons.
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>>134787499
Like $20 since they come in boxes of 100.
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>>134797025
Multi-bladed cartridge razors are a leading cause of ingrown hairs.
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>>134787150

>2017
>shaving
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>>134786738
>he doesn't know about the free razor program

kek guys I think we have an unironic hermit right here.
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>>134800892
>In the UK, razors are actually taxed
Pretty sure they're not.
>>
>>134786738
Why not suggest tax breaks on tampons? Gubmint doesn't have to fund it, but gubmint doesn't get moar money.
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>>134801042
>britbong
>thinking he can insult anyone
Lmao brits are pathetic cuck niggers. Even Abbos are smarter and more beatiful than bongistani
>>
>>134788481

European scum is correct, desu ne.

Safety razors are the only way. if you buy the SUPER SONIC MACH 900000000+1 20 blades and ribbed for your pleasure shit you are retarded.
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>>134787150
>2020 -3
>not forcing the hairs out of your neck and face by sheer force of will
>>
>>134789443
>giving money to the Gillette jew
Disposables are marketing bullshit to rob idiots of their money. Get a fucking safety razor and pay like 5 cents for a double blade that shaves better and lasts twice as long.
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>>134791687
kek
>>
>>134802739
>>134802213
Good for you with your leathery down syndrome skin. I get fucking pimples from anything less than Mach 3. And I'm not even a nigger.
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>>134803828
>I get fucking pimples from anything less than Mach 3

Is your skin overly greasy?
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>>134802739
>pay like 5 cents for a double blade that shaves better and lasts twice as long.

One blade will last you a year or more.

Buy two sharpening stones and some very fine sandpaper. You need this for your kitchen knives too.
>>
Where do I get free razors from?
>>
>>134786738

> 2017
> not being a part of the dollar tampon club
>>
>>134788360

>2112-95
>not being an all powerful master necromancer who've'st cast off and animated their own skin as a familiar
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>>134797635
and in either scenario theyre still supporting the patriarchy and giving into the advertisements instead of ignoring and making their own razor blades ergo perpetuating their suppression.
>>
>>134790538
No decent knives cost $7.59. They are hopefully betting on you spending a fortune on the overpriced other shit. But it is probably also just of the worse quality imaginable.
>>
>>134787499

Apparently you can get 36 tampons for 7 dollars. I doubt your going to go through all 36 in once week, either.

But let's say they do... That's $84 a year.
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>>134786738
>Razors
Fucking hell you barbarians will fight over anything, we all know the modern man uses Nair. I dont dare touch a filthy sharp object next to my evolved skin, unlike you fucking cavemen.
Ive had the same bottle for a year and it only cost me 5 dollars stay mad gayzor blade douche bags!
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>>134786972
safety razor cuts better and is cheaper
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tfw your first shave was at 13
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If you don't use a straight razor or a safety razor then you are either a women or have fallen into the bladed jew trap.
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>>134786738
The only reason niggers get razors for free is because most are in prison
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>>134806230
brah
>>
hairless men are women
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>>134790377
I wear a beard but I still shave my neck.
I'm a logger by the way, not a faggy numale hiding his baby face.
Gubbermint supplies me an extra razor stamp because of my fast growth.

Also of your bitch is bleeding you fags haven't been fucking her enough
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