Please stop listening to Alex Jones. Just from this picture alone,

>>134773836
Leave the humble water filter salesman alone you commie Jew.

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>>134773836
i know. i stopped listening years ago.

>>134773836
I stopped listening to him because of Cernovich. I hate that lisping kike so fucking much

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>>134773836
And miss out on hearing the absurd hyperbole?

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>>134773836
WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!

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>>134773836

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>>134773836
I will continue to listen to Alex because he's right about most everything.

If you can't see through Alex's comedy routines you probably have a broom up your ass from being a filthy leftist sinner.

>>134773836
No one takes him seriously, we just like him desu. If you haven't figured out Alex Jones by now, lurk more and stfu or get out of here

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>>134773836
Oh look it's another divide and conquer leftypol shill thread

>>134775287
This, id suggest taking a bow, but there are faggots in here

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I still listen to him you fgt. That's why all you shills say don't listen to him. When all he ever has done is talk about how the constitution is a good thing and the second amendment needs to be protected.

>>134773836
Listening to Jones is like stumbling into a conversation between mad scientists, you try to listen for a moment but all you can think is "these guys are crazy and I have no idea what they mean"
but if you've been following the flow of conversation for a while, you get where they're coming from.

>>134775391
Alex also has many beautiful ways of saying "be a man, not a cuck, and don't listen to them or you might just cut your penis off".......or fuck kids for the devil

>>134775391
1 7 7 6
7
7
6

>>134775287
/thread

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>>134775391
This.

Related but ever since he started playing the shit out of that song someone made, I've found myself occasionally humming out "I'm gonna stab your daughter in the mall". I need to watch this before someone overhears me.

the frogs are turning gay though
so +1 for alex
he's got a score over 9000 at this point

basically we live in the timeline where everything alex jones said is right (except y2k, he admits he got led down the wrong path on that one. he's not perfect) so get used to it and start filtering the gay chemicals out of your tap water

most of his critics haven't even watched the show or investigated his claims. they just repost mainstream arguments that were regurgitated into their mouths

>>134773836
but i love le based water filter salesman

>>134773836
>Please
You're begging
why?

>>134775287
dude come on, even a broken clock is right twice per day.

hes an entertainer, please don't tell me you take his shit seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxt_bEDdTTc

>>134775310
>it'ts just a joke guys, nobody takes him seriously haha
this much damage control

>2017
>not breaking the conditioning

>>134773836
Guy's hilarious. Kill yourself.

>>134775887
>don't tell me you take this shit seriously
>bring up that one time he was wrong 17 years ago

>>134773836
All the more reason to listen. He is entertaining.

>>134775391
Without his conspiracy theory nonsense, he's basically Glenn Beck who has the better show....which isn't saying much.

>>134773836
Fuck off megan kelly

>>134776119
>literally no argument

>>134775887
>>134776119
I'm gonna go watch now to spite you, wasn't even going to before.

But Alex Jones is so comfy desu :3

>>134775887
Deffinately entertaining
https://youtu.be/tPTrIK0i7b4

>>134776119
>X is just like Y! Take my word for it!

>>134776119
>conspiracy theory nonsense
if you're not a conspiracy theorist in 2017 then you're basically retarded

>>134776095
did you just look at the thumbnail? Its 45 times that he was dead wrong about a prediction. You guys love to point out and label news organization as "fake news" but defend a clown like AJ? are you guys trolling?

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>>134775537
>you know ladies and gentlemen
>we're with the zeitgeist now
>a true... Renaissance, for lack of better terms is happening
>right
>now
>and the globalists fear us for it
>everyday CNN, MSNBC, all those paid-for-play networks produce fake news about me, about Infowars and the American spirit
>WELL WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES
>YOU GOT THAT!?
>MEGYN KELLY'S CAREER IS DONE
>CNN IS DONE
>PAY FOR PLAY IS DONE
>THE PEOPLE WON'T STAND FOR IT ANYMORE
>AAAAAAHAHAHAWAAAAAAAAAAA
>...I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen
>they target us and they target you every day
>but together
>1776
>will never yield
>and you too can feel that
>we have
>the next generation in nootropics that restore your essence
>Super Male Vitality is off 30% this week, the globalists hate that too
>you can tell because it's in my daily regimen and it feels goooooood

>>134776373
so are liberals correct to bitch and moan about the nothing-burger russia narrative against trump?

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>>134773836
Fuck off shill.

Media Matters , Correct the Record , Shareblue.

THIS IS EMOTIONAL GARBAGE

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Fuck off he is killing the MSM!

>>134773836
People acting like that are what the new generation likes, you idiot. It's not like I approve of this but he's thinking one step ahead.

OP is probs an ethnic minority

>>134775781
replace gay with intersex

>>134776596
believing a conspiracy theory being peddled by the mainstream establishment media is basically fucking retarded yes

i mean, they don't trust the government anymore, so that's kind of good. but they still believe the media, which seems shortsighted.

Remember to always do the opposite of what a lefty tells you to do. The very few lefties I know are all broke miserable people who have no idea what's going on.

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>>134773836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

He really does have them on video.

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>>134776927
yes yes i'm sure you're the only one on earth that understands whats truly going on in the world.

pic related;

>>134776401
>45 times alex jones prevented catastrophe by warning the general public
or
>sometimes theories are wrong and therefore you should stop listening to theories. here's a man that presents the real news and cites sources but then offers his speculations. dozens of speculations a day for years, are 45 times he was kind of wrong. so stop listening to him

these would be better titles for that video

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>>134776596
Wheres the Beeef?

I'm having fun watching Alex

>>134777216
Case in point
> spiteful miserable leftist

>>134773836
>no one ever in time have made funny faces for a camera
>you should judge someone based on their looks, not their merits.

Left, you need new tatics.

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>>134773836
Heeeeeeenh

>>134777655
Yes as do I.

I have "FUN" watching alex jones show, but I don't take it serious. I can't believe there are people here that take him serious, its literally quite embarrassing

more and more I miss /pol/ pre 2016 election. some of you guys are nuts.

>>134777219
Is that not the exact strategy the aptly named "fake news" uses against trump?

Why is it that when the MSM does it, its fake-news, but when infowars does it, its, "theories" and speculations that should be taken into consideration?

cheap leftypol shill...

saaaaaged

>>134778104
I predict that you're a faggot.
Holy shit look at that, my prediction came true.

>>134775887
>le broken clock
>le conspiracy theorist

How much did your parents fuck up to produce a snivelling fuckwit like you?

>>134778511
the mainstream media is told what to say, they are under complete control. there are no theories and speculations beyond establishment talking points.

the vast majority of his speculations come true, what more could you ask from any mortal man. also he presents evidence and facts that aren't speculation all the time of stuff the mainstream media could talk about but never does.

Why do people think other people are vapid enough to be turned off by one silly photo?
Oh, that's right. Many people are vapid narcissists.
Great job targeting the female userbase of /pol/, OP!

>>134778820
he's just regurgitating what he was led to believe. years ago i was the same way, and i'm quite ashamed. i used that exact argument once attacking alex jones.

then i started watching, at first for the laughs and the crazy rants. then i started actually looking into this shit, and was shocked to find that many of his craziest claims actually held water.

>>134773836
He's actively used by people with ties to the President, like Roger Stone, to spread political narratives the establishment media would oppose. He's worth listening to on that basis alone.

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>>134773836
mermully

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>>134773836
Can someone competent in editing redo this correctly

>>134779834
This

>>134775887
he admited he did the whole y2k thing because his sponsors sold prepper stuff, he says is the most shameful thing in his career

listen to whoerever you want bro

>>134778545

thank you for your concise and poignant contribution to the thread i'm sure it will be remembered for years to come.

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>>134781205
Your welcome, faggot.

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>>134773836
SAGE, you fucking kike!

>>134779491
I watched his show and read infowars articles religiously from about 2006-2012 I understand his shtick;

He makes some claim about an impending nuclear holocaust then at the commercial break he's peddling MRE's and supplements for "longevity and weightloss" or he rants about tainted drinking water then later goes on to pitch some water purifier, or he'll have some econmist on screaming economic doom and gloom and then goes on to solicit buying gold.

If you haven't noticed this then you haven't watched his show enough.

>>134773836

Jones is nothing more than a marketer that peddles bullshit to make $$$. He knows damn well that the right are the biggest marks there are.

>>134781327
when I see comments like this, I get a smile on my face. It means that I've won the debate. You have nothing to contribute but insults so I must be right.

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>>134782008
>It means that I've won the debate.
The only debate here is on the number of cocks you suck. Nobody wants to debate a guy with cocks in his mouth, anon, all we'd hear is "guh-guh-guh" and lots of slurps. Get help.

>>134781615

Just wondering, why should this pic matter if it's apparently fine for Trump to be helped by Russia?

>>134775887
Alex Jones is a CIA disinfo agent, he's one hell of an entertainer because that's his job. If you are seriously taking what you hear from him and running with it i'd suggest doing some more research into what he's telling you about.

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>>134773836
ok who should we listen to
styxhexnhammer666?

>>134781853
>He makes some claim about an impending nuclear holocaust then at the commercial break he's peddling MRE's and supplements for "longevity and weightloss"
nuclear holocaust is always just around the corner and could happen at nearly any time, what's your point? buying mre's is probably a good idea just in case. meanwhile his health products are basically just well known herbs that have been heavily researched. it's not snake oil
>or he rants about tainted drinking water then later goes on to pitch some water purifier,
the water is tainted and you should filter it
>or he'll have some econmist on screaming economic doom and gloom and then goes on to solicit buying gold.
economies can collapse all the time and even economists can only speculate when. depressions, recessions, bubbles popping. having some gold on hand isn't a bad idea

alex funds the broadcast with products people watching his broadcast would appreciate. yes, i've watched his show long enough to notice that

>>134782286
:)

thank you for further proving my point. I'm glad I can help you understand the foolishness of taking AJ sersiously.

>>134782795
The fact of the matter is, if AJ had real intel on our government regarding a conspiracy as ridiculous as a fake assassination attempt on obama so that he could pass legislation to confiscate guns, or the "fact" that the "globalists" want to taint our drinking water to make us gay and sterile to decrease the human population, don't you think AJ would have been assassinated by now? You all seem to think every person that's associated with hill-dog is assassinated so why would a guy like AJ (who according to you guys always telling the truth that the MSM tries to hide from the american people) still be alive?

>>134773836
People who watch this unfunny kike clown unironically is a fucking retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDacOjZbbVw

>>134773836
>Please stop listening to Alex Jones. Just from this picture alone, you should never take him seriously.

good goy

>>134782795
>Alex Jones is a CIA disinfo agent
i've watched countless videos claiming to have proven this, presented to me by people on 4chan and other sources, none have provided conclusive or even convincing evidence. half of texas has family members that worked in the cia, i don't think you realize how massive the cia is and how mundane and beurocratic most of the positions there are. most of the cia isn't even aware what's going on, and many are working within the cia to try and stop it. it's a complex situation. alex being related to people that worked in the cia is not the smoking gun you think it is.

if he's controlled oppositon then why does he do nothing but drop legit redpills all day, i'm just not seeing the angle here

>>134783748
I get what you're saying about him being controlled opp but at this point killing alex jones would only reinforce everything he ever said. There's no way that they'd kill him even if he was telling the truth, instead they'd just discredit him with other means.

>>134783540

But he's been saying that stuff for literally 10+ years.

do you think its healthy to be perpetually paranoid about an impending apocalypse that may never come in your lifetime?

DESU its rather disingenuous of him. Its as if he's "crying wolf," and when something really does happen noones going to believe him, and all because he wants to sell colloidal silver.

>>134783748
>the "fact" that the "globalists" want to taint our drinking water to make us gay and sterile
it is a fact though and yes they do

>2017
>drinking unfiltered tap water
i mean fuck buddy, figure it out

>>134776095
The Y2K thing is pretty bad for him. He admitted that he was paid to go along with it.

>>134773836
you don't know how to have fun, Alex does.

>>134784021
Maybe because he doesn't name the jew and says he is jewish himself...

>>134775375
This

>>134784021
>if he's controlled oppositon then why does he do nothing but drop legit redpills all day
Whether they're legitimate or not, he's garnered an audience that more or less takes everything he says at face value, no matter how ridiculous. Having such an audience means you can work narratives and just total bullshit into his act, again, what he is dropping may be factual and legit, but he still purports the "kooky conspiracy theorist" cliche that ultimately leads to his discredit in the end in various media outlets. He's the poster child for the "oh he's just an insane conspiracy theorist" label, which obviously gets you nowhere in the real world because you're made out to be not mentally sound. Him being a poster boy for this kind of shit allows real hard working conspiracy theorists to be lumped into the same category and ultimately dismissed.

>>134784228
stop shilling fallacies and emotional arguments

do you think it's healthy to not be paranoid when clearly evil people are clearly running shit? the official plans and documents and leaks alone point to the future they are building for us. i have enough pride not to bury my head in the sand and pretend nothings wrong.

the fact that there even is a "they" and that they have been doing evil shit is pretty undeniable at this point in the year 2017. you should be concerned.

"crying wolf" dude this shit is happening, he talks about shit happening now all around us

they put silver in the water on the space station so i dunno

fucking figure it out

>>134784021
LOL this is true. The vast majority of the time if you meet someone that is open about "working for the CIA" they know no more than the lay person about whats really going on. Its like working for the US postal service and saying you have ties to the Trump Administration. Sure you may be 585,000 in line for the presidency in case of a mass assassination of US government workers but you still have no idea whats truly going on.

>>134784304
>>134783748
>the "fact" that the "globalists" want to taint our drinking water to make us gay and sterile
see these videos if you havent already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmytXKe0OcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKZ-DnnKlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOOOZi6TI1s

>>134773836
>mods delete legitimate threads
>but let eshill threads live

really makes you think

>>134784304
Meh, I bought a $100 purifier from a water purifier kiosk in the mall a couple years ago, and it works fine to me....but let me guess, its not good enough and the only one that works is that Berkey pruifier that Infowars peddles?

>>134784664
>Whether they're legitimate or not
buddy just stop. the frogs are turning gay. what more do you need to know about these people?

alex jones is gaining credibility, he always has been. people tune in expecting a ranting madman they can laugh at, and they stay because they start to realize that it's real.

your "hard working conspiracy theorist" that you pretend to care about, is fucking boring, and nobody wants to watch him. easily ignored.

alex jones is not easily ignored. and the insane conspiracy theorist label would exist and get applied to us with or without jones

>>134785153
does it filter fluoride?
if not then fuck your mall filter
if it does then it's fine, and filters everything larger then fluoride as well, which is most things

>>134785153
well you didnt even say what kind of filter it is. the best though is a reverse osmosis system. a distiller is almost as good as it but it cant filter out other liquids mixed in with the water (unless the boiling point of a specific liquid is higher than the operating temperature of the distiller). if you run water through a reverse osmosis system then distill it, you can be sure that its pure water (as long as you dont put it into anything with contaminants possibly on the sides of the container). however the problem with most reverse osmosis systems is that you get noticiably less water at the end.

>>134786041
you should probably put some salts back in the water, distilled water is too pure. there are a number of potential health risks to relying on distilled water. sort of sucks the minerals out of your cells, which is good for a cleanse possibly, but not a good idea for long term drinking. but most reverse osmosis systems include an alkalizer which puts salts back in, to prevent this problem.

i'm not sure why you would distill water after reverse osmosis. that's like shooting a guy before throwing him out of a plane.

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>>134773836
literal vampire potbelly goblins

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Alex Jones : Israel is Arming ISIS & AlQaeda to Conquer Syria & Stop Iran Pipeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssn27xOBdG0

Alex Jones Exposes Jew Control of US Government & 9/11 Mossad Involvement : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONUzQ4q-Amk

Israel using AlQaeda to Kill Syrians & Overthrow Assad - Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zt9aCnx14

Alex Jones says Talmud Judaism is Satanism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_zRglOPt7E


Caller Exposes Mossad 9/11 Involvement on Alex Jones Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPKRQDadIjQ

State Dept Official: Israel & Saudi Arabia created ISIS with CIA - Dr Steve Pieczenik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfJ0xbXwjw


https://www.infowars.com/dancing-israelis-arrested-on-911-later-sued-the-govt-but-lost-their-case/

https://www.infowars.com/more-israeli-mossad-connections-to-911/

https://www.infowars.com/govt-insider-confirms-israels-role-in-911-attacks/

https://www.infowars.com/us-mossad-played-roles-in-911-event/

https://www.infowars.com/militarization-of-police-in-america-trained-by-mossad/

>>134773836

>He thinks serious people with manners and politeness can't be crazy


Lmao, I am a psychopath and people never expect anything bad out of me due to my friendly and easy going manners in public.

>>134773836
>stop listening to Bill Hicks

Uhh, no.

>>134786809
so are you evil or just devoid of empathy?
willing to screw people over without feeling bad? or full on ready to destroy anyone it might benefit you to destroy?

do you have morality? are you a good person?

not judging, just curious. are there good psychopaths?

>>134787090
Empathy is overrated.

>>134785605

don't think it can but it can be used to filter and purify stagnant lake water and make it safe to drink by filtering out parasites and amoebas/protists.

>>134787236
i doubt you could comprehend empathy without experiencing it. it's a part of our humanity in a very important way. i can't even imagine not feeling concern for people so perhaps i lack an objective opinion on this, but i will maintain that empathy has valuable merits. both for the individual and for the civilization

>>134776553
underrated

>>134787236
no its not. You simply said that because it sounds edgy and cool.

If you think empathy is overrated then you'd have no problem living in a dog eat dog world like China, (no pun intended) where you run over people on accident then back over them to make sure they're dead.

You guys all want to be religious, so, whatever happened to "Do onto others?"

>>134787090

Devoid of empathy. Things that make people disgusted don't affect me much, like animal abuse or gore. I get no pleasure out of fucking with people for no reason, although I love fucking with people who have wronged me.


I respect people who are honest and do as they say. I always try to keep up with my words too. Not much of an evil deceiver myself, I like things clear with no sugar coating or bullshit. I don't mix friends with business, and have no issue saying it out loud, no matter who gets hurt.


>are you a good person?

A cold, very rigid and competitive good person

Literal vampire potbelly goblins
are hobbling around coming after us
my spirit get close to that evil and I fell it go

AHHHH! AAAHHH! AAAAAHHHH!

>>134776553
>skip this break, this is too important

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>>134788681

>I apologize, I dont usually act like this.
>I ate a slab of red meat last night so my testosterone is off the walls
>Now, before we go any further - free shipping at infowars.com until the end of july

>>134773836
Jones is cointel, dissinfo, and controlled opposition. Anyone who listens to him more than a month knows this. In fact, he is the poster boy for controlled opposition.

>>134789682

Why is Alex Jones such a shill for Israel?
Alex Jones : Israel is Arming ISIS & AlQaeda to Conquer Syria & Stop Iran Pipeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssn27xOBdG0 [Embed]

Alex Jones Exposes Jew Control of US Government & 9/11 Mossad Involvement : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONUzQ4q-Amk [Embed]

Israel using AlQaeda to Kill Syrians & Overthrow Assad - Alex Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zt9aCnx14 [Embed]

Alex Jones says Talmud Judaism is Satanism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_zRglOPt7E [Embed]


Caller Exposes Mossad 9/11 Involvement on Alex Jones Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPKRQDadIjQ [Embed]

State Dept Official: Israel & Saudi Arabia created ISIS with CIA - Dr Steve Pieczenik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfJ0xbXwjw [Embed]


https://www.infowars.com/dancing-israelis-arrested-on-911-later-sued-the-govt-but-lost-their-case/

https://www.infowars.com/more-israeli-mossad-connections-to-911/

https://www.infowars.com/govt-insider-confirms-israels-role-in-911-attacks/

https://www.infowars.com/us-mossad-played-roles-in-911-event/

https://www.infowars.com/militarization-of-police-in-america-trained-by-mossad/

>>134788079
yeah you seem alright. better then a lot of people who even have empathy but don't use it. especially the bit about not being a bullshit deciever, so many people are and it's so irritating and usually counter-productive.

if you ever gain any power in the world, you may be targeted for initiation into some very dark shit with the power elites, on account of you being a psychopath. i don't believe you'll be at all interested in that shit. just politely decline any invitations to weird gatherings

has anyone made an attack on titan meme of this yet?

>>134773836
>implying anyone here actually takes him 100% seriously

>>134773836
Fuck off you pot-belly goblin. You're probably into some real sick stuff.

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I want to play Euro Truck Simulator 2 while listening to the Alex Jones Show