anyone remember the plans for
==RIOT TOURISM==
we had a really good thread on here a few years ago.
i'm pleased to announce it's coming to fruition.
excuse the shitty template that isn't even tied to a wordpress or anything, we're technicians, mechanics, and shitlords- not web geeks. just wanted to play around with letting people know that IT IS COMING AND IT IS GLORIOUS.
==Best name to be painted on a BRDM-2 wins a VIP passenger trip through the next riot where we are able to attend==
Current top names:
THOT PATROL
ZYKLON BEN
MOONMAN-1
www.riot.tours
We will primarily be sourcing BRDM-2s through the czech republic
http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/brdm-2-76
>>134736290
>www.riot.tours
Pretty cool shit!
>>134738594
thanks! we're going to be the exclusive source of armored riot tourism inside the USA, and possibly in Europe too
>>134736290
And this would work how? Youd have to constantly change cities.
>>134736290
>APC going through a riot
>not getting set on fire by the rioters, thus cooking/chocking everyone inside alive
>>134739241
>chocking everyone inside
I'd use seatbelts tbqhfampai. Using that many chocks to hold people seems a little nonsensical.
>>134736290
if you chads need help with web design i could lend a hand
>>134739189
They just follow antifag around and you watch bins get kicked over from the safety of a brdm-2.
>>134739570
we'll post contact info on the site soon for anyone interested in following this.
be good to have a strayan on the team
>>134739241
>>not getting set on fire by the rioters, thus cooking/chocking everyone inside alive
Oh but we've planned for that! The wet dream of every Antifa (besides being gangraped by buff skinheads) is to throw a molotov cocktail on a tank.
It is almost guaranteed that antifa will do it.
And the molotov will have no effect once we activate the onboard fire suppression.
And we'll knock their mask off with a water cannon.
And we'll have full video coverage.
And they'll go to prison for attempted murder. Their friends will go to prison as accomplices.
Why not just drive around Chicago in it? I'd pay for that.
>>134740903
I mean if someone wants Armored Uber I bet we can do that too
The Filipinos go hard with this shit
>>134740070
okay, sold.
what is this contest? a name? how do I get credit for my ideas?
>>134741607
you screencap your good ideas and then when it happens you repost and say "am legand now"
ride in apc if we're in your city? idk
can someone add Emperor Trump with his glock from the "get in faggot" picture to this open hatch?
>>134736290
Fancy idea, but does it pay off?
>>134742561
>>134741984
Here you go
>>134742686
9000 hours in mspaint
>>134740070
Nice
>tfw you will never drive an APC over a horde of antifags
>>134743216
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
http://entertainmentpress365.com/brdm-2-4x4-amphibious-armored-vehicle-transformed-luxury-civilian-vehicle/
http://sovietarmor.com/catalog/armored/brdm_tuning.html
These people do it for the mega rich but we're going to do it for less money. And it will still be comfy.
and if anyone can figure out how to get ahold of a Panhard VBL, it's my life's dream to own one. the BRDM comes first but the VBL could be a faster scout vehicle for the touring
From the Clintons, with love.
>>134740070
Im in
>>134739091
this is an awesome idea
you could also do private security for news crews etc, bigger $
what you should do as a promotion is take a bunch of political e-celebs on a riot tour
what happens when a crowd surrounds you and sets you on fire though?
>>134740070
Okay that sounds cool. Do you have a youtube channel set up for this? Its gunna go viral when it happens.