ITT: famous people from history you would want to meet

Jesus or Mohammed

>>134716548
I don't really want to meet anybody. I don't like anybody enough to really give a shit or ask anyone questions.

>>134716548
Odysseus, I would want to travel with him and see what actually happened during the Iliad and odyssey

>>134716884
He said history, not fucking fairy tales.
Guy Fawkes from history
Pinocchio from fairy tales

>>134717358
Are you saying that Jesus never existed?
Do you have a single fact to back that up

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>>134716548

Thank him for his sacrifice

>>134717325
This. Odysseus. I hate all Abrahamic figures, kiked as fugg. Odysseus liked to fugg pussy and steal treasure. I'm all about that.

>>134717358
All abrahamic (kike) stories are fairy tales. Why do you count them as real?

>>134717325
He was fictional

>>134717358
I don't think Sharia allows you to insult the prophet, Harry. You better be careful

>>134716548
diogenes is the only correct answer
>maybe lao tzu

And I'd probably meet Augustus

>>134717668
This definitely

>>134717596
>>134717596
But of course

I'd also talk to JFK about secret societies

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>>134717653
Hahah seriously? That nigger would just fart in your face and piss on your leg, and all the Athenians would laugh at you, stinky-piss boi.

>>134717523
>All abrahamic (kike) stories are fairy tales. Why do you count them as real?
I do not, he >>134716884 does!

>>134717513
>>134717596
This

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>>134717819
good enough for alex the great

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>>134716548
My hero Heinrich Himmler

>>134717429
Yes, there's no evidence that any of it happened. They didn't have cinemas in those days or radios and you've surely heard what happened when war of the world's was first broadcast. The desert trilogy has the exact same effect on stupid people, still, to this day.

>>134717653
Why would you want to be near a public masturbating pot man

George Washington, if solely because no matter what I'd say, he'd just end up talking circles around me and it'd be great.

>>134718565
so I could join him

>>134717358
I could understand seeing Jesus as a partially or largely fictional character but Mohammed? He actually formed a small empire that would end up becoming the largest in human history up to that point about a century after his death.

>>134718843
First be ready to get beaten up with a stick.

>>134718983
I know my systema, I aint scurred

>>134718969
Muhhamad's life is largely fictional. His book wasn't actualy written by him but people after his death, some fragments century later. It's entirely possible that he wasn't even a religious leader but just a succesfull warlord.

>>134717358
Isn't the foundation of the different Islamic sects mostly a difference in opinion of Mohammed's surviving family members?

Jesus I can forgive you for though, I think it's illegal to learn about him over there.

>>134716548
Kaiser Wilhelm II Hohenzollern
Give him all knowledge on beating the entente. Stop this world from getting worse

>>134719312
Historical proof of jesus is one line from tacitus written 30 years after his death that says that christians believe in his existence. If the line real that is. Given how christian apolgetics never used it in pre-fall rome it's quite suspicious.

>>134718969
That is a death cult. Just imagine what it was like back then. It's like people today reading Pinocchio and totally believing every word, forming a cult to avenge the puppet, utterly ridiculous.

Hitler,mussolini,robert e lee,josef mengle,john b kennedy,jefferson davis

Leonidas. Id go drinking with him and try not to get stabbed.

>>134719496
There's ancillary data like the existence of John the Baptist and his execution, the lives of the apostles and the fast spread of the faith in an empire where they were persecuted.
There's a lot lost to history but to say there's no evidence of Jesus' existence just isn't the whole story.