Do europoors really expect people to take them serious?

>a fucking noodle

how does it feel to be bigger than most european states yet a shittier place to live in than the poorest of them?

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>>134609140

enlighten my uneducated american ass... what is this noodle supposed to represent

>>134609505
MAP OF CHILE. Good Lord! Get out of my country

Ultimate coast cuck.

>>134609140
Explain to Americans please

>>134609505
... because OP is from Chile

>>134609140
What am I looking at? All I see is a giant purple log of shit atop an even bigger pile of shit. Nice post, Texas.

>>134609505
>>134609638
Just get out of my country! OUT!

Welcome to /pol/!
>50% /b/ tier threads
>30% /int/ tier threads
>15% "political" threads(slide/newfag)
>~5% political discussion

>>134609731
5%
Are you sure?

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>>134609696
Who gives a fuck about chile? im supposed to memorize the shape of every country in the world now? ffs

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I never realized how weird that must be to live in a country like that.

USA seems so organized compared to that literal shit.

>>134609808
Well, yea. It is called education, dude

>>134609358
actually, Chile is confy af. Except for the new socialist fat fuckers movements growing up

>>134609140
You're big guy

>>134609856
>Just memorize the shape of every single country in the world no matter how insignificant, its education my dude? Did you even go to college?
kill yourself

>>134609857
Why the fuck are you still doing there boy?

>>134609696
>expecting us master race americans to know what a pleb country looks like

Are YOU the one who should get out?

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>european """"countries""""

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Imagine trying to plan the defense of such a country and keep continuous supply lines.

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>>134609808
>american education

>>134609140
Europe is dead small by size, but it's fucking complicated and when you start to dig in it dwarfs the US.

The EU has two times as many white people as the US. Add 200 mln Slavs outside the Union, and it's actually three times as many whites.

>yuropean countries = little white boi dick
>continent size countries = superior big black cock

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>>134610387
We know all about Canadian "Education" so dont even start friend

>>134609140
The only countries that matter are
US
China
Russia
Brazil
Aregntina
All other countries are colonies of those five countries.

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>>134610454

>>134610812
typical american

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>

>>134610886
no wonder hitler was able to conquer much of europe, you practically sneeze and you're in another country. fuckin eurosmalls lmao

>>134610350
>"Men at Work" blares in the distance

>>134610886
Europe is way more condensed population wise, size wise it's smaller but half of the US is basically uninhabited

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>>134609140
>my country is 2,000 miles long and 35 miles wide

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>>134611187
yeah, we actually have forests and wildlife
I suppose they do as well if you count the African monkeys they imported

>>134609140
And yet you're speaking a lang of a country that's roughly 1/10th your size and basically rules the world

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if you call us United Statians one more time I'm gonna lose my shit baka desu south america

>>134610938
The US has colonized Canada,Australia,Western Europe,MexicoIraq,Afghanistan,Japan,South korea
Russia has Ukraine,Belarus,Iran Kazakhstan,South Africa,Zimbabwe,Syria,Venuzela,Ecudor,Cuba,Sudan,Myanmar, and a few more
China has colonuzed most of Africa, and has colonized and cucked much of South East Asia and is also alies with Russia
And Argentina and Brazil run South America
If you don't live in one of those 5 coutnies, you aren't rulling the world.

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>>134611301
>Britain
>Rules the world
oh no, the Alzheimer has started

>>134611301
>england
>basically rules the world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah, maybe 200 years ago dad
stop embarrassing yourself

whether your big, small, long, short, wide or thin if you share your landmass with other nations you're a fucking cuck

>>134611490
Nobody besides Germany and France even remember they exist
Fuck Switzerland

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>>134611506
>England basically rules the world

>>134610350
Oh joy, a bunch of desert.

>>134611301
>Implying we can speak english
We can barely write some intelligible phrases lmao

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>>134611550
>whether your big, small, long, short, wide or thin if you share your landmass with other nations you're a fucking cuck

What is New Zealand considered, when it's literally a piece of dung Australia squeezed out into a pool of water?

>>134611550
Said the ultimate cucked country
you and your country are so unimportant my New Zealand meme folder was empty

>>134609775
>>134609731
More like one or two redpill threads, one or two news threads and 2000 slide threads a day

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>>134609140
Ftfy

>>134610362
Ignorance is bliss, huh?

>Dumbfuck has never heard of a boat, or noticed that roads work well in straight lines.

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>>134609140
Is that really an accurate outline of Chile Op?

At the top end there seems to be a corridor separating the land masses, and in the middle, what is with the jagged L cut out of the bottom.

American minds want to know!

>>134611885
>Dumbfuck doesn't see that a small army could split the country in half and divide them easily

>>134611773
we're so unimportant we havent been religion of peace'd yet
have fun with your niggers though, im sure they're awesome to be around

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>>134611748

>>134612144
Yea just keep getting fucked by Gooks Pipin

>>134609140
>estambul
one of the things I've always wondered, is why the fuck cities have different names in different languages
like how did they come up with that

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>>134612165

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>>134609140

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>>134611819Ftfy

>>134612309
Grab an Englishman, a Spaniard and a Frenchman.
Have an Arab say to them "إسطنبول".
Tell them to write down what they heard.

Also in many cases they have to adapt the phonetics and pronunciations of letters to their own languages.

>>134612516
>American education
They share a flag

>>134612566
>Grab an Englishman, a Spaniard and a Frenchman.
>Have an Arab say to them "إسطنبول".
thre is no need for the arab guy... the french probably speak arabic

>>134610812
Thanks burgerbro

>>134611066
Kek

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Hmm

>>134609696
Sorry I was too busy getting blown by a 9 while being charming and successful to memorize outlines of insignificant shitholes.

>>134612287
keep getting cucked by the kikes and niggers and spics and feminists and SJW's.
have fun getting fired from your job and having your life ruined because you said something slightly politically incorrect and america doesnt actually enforce their freedom of speech laws

>>134612404
glad he's not our pm anymore, the only things of note he did were slap some roastie in a bar and test out pornhubs VR

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>>134614704
>test out pornhubs VR

>>134609358
Chile is better than poland, you don't see chileans fleeing their country en masse and shitting up the UK

>>134609647
Isn't that the Texas flag? I thought it was a new meme flag

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Size does not matter.

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>>134610350
really makes you think

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>>134610350
howdy brother

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>>134610350

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Here's a better question. Why are Belgians allowed to pretend they are a country? You could sink them at the bottom of lake superior and the water level wouldn't even rise.

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>>134610350
.

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>>134610350
,,,

>>134609140
Just looks like Gerrymandering on a continental scale.

>>134609140
this is where the giant chasm in the Earth's crust opens after Hitler is resurrected in an abandoned chapel in Bavaria

>>134609505
dude, what the fuck.

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>>134614810
>this was our nation's leader

>>134615258
They need to be annexed back to the dutch, they only are a nation because of french trickery.

>>134610079
Trying to avoid Utopia.

>>134616651
what in the actual fuck?

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>>134610002
kys

>>134615418
what fucking country is that

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>>134612072
HE HAS A Point. OP, answer this man right now

>>134615088
USA USA USA

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>>134615088

>>134617649
Mexico
>Australian education

>>134611295
I live in Utah. I think there is probably only a solitary nigger in my whole town and he's old.

>>134609505
just stop

>>134609358

chile is the best place to live in south america

unlike any polish or russian shithole

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Feels good

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>>134617697
>>134612072
learn2geography niggas

>>134617999
>american education

>he thinks conventional map projection is accurate
lol

>>134609970
Para ti.

>>134609638
It's an uncorrected map of Chile superimposed on other areas around the globe. it doesn't mean anything, really; the European one is fairly inaccurate. the joke only works because most people don't understand projection maps and their strengths and weaknesses, and what would happen if you took a "tall" country like Chile that runs North-to-South and turned it sideways.

>>134620618
this is from truesize.com, you enter a country's name and then you can drag that country around but its size will adjust depending on the location, it was literally made because some countries are typically portrayed as being much larger than they are just because they are at the top or bottom of the earth and because of the inaccuracies of displaying a 3d sphere as a 2d rectangle