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>The average American believes this and wants it taught in

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>The average American believes this and wants it taught in school as a series alternative to science
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PROVE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WHERE YOU THERE HUH DIDN'T THINK SO FUCKING ATHEIST
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reminder that only JIDF wants to destroy religion to make people easier for the jews to control
sage
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>>134599049
>jews wants to destroy religion
>jews are religious
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>>134598898
>op had a baby's grasp on spirituality
Thinks spirituality is for babies.
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>>134600364
i mean there's nothing wrong in being religious
i personally believe there is a god or something bigger than us that created us
That doesn't mean it's possible to fit all the fucking animal species of the world on a single fucking boat
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>>134598898
>OP believes in macro-evolution, rather than science.

/sage
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Religion is an excuse for not being afraid of death, also a really effective tool to manipulate a large amount of people to follow your rules and ideas if you are a politician/dictator
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>>134601306
this is a stupid generalization
i mean of course it can be that
but it can also be just a bunch of people believing in something
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>>134600611
>be god
>have unlimited powers
>enchant boat so that it is bigger on the inside than the outside

not saying it happened, but it wouldn't be that hard if you were god.
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>>134603031
at that point he could have just killed all the bad people with a heart attack instead of flooding the planet making a giant ark and gathering all the animals from all the corners of the earth
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>>134603744
but then you wouldn't be able to make this thread thousands of years later, anon
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>>134604069
pretty sure god would have more fun shit to do than creating a plan to make me and a bunch of other people shitpost
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>>134601306
>>134601973
So you don't think rulers have taken advantage of people's need to believe by purposefully dispersing a storty that adds purpose to life and promises luxury if one submits to its dogmas? People would have revolted if not for religion. It kept people in fear and thus in rulers total control and rulers were perfectly aware.
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(((science)))
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>>134598898
There is a difference in believing and understanding brit. Believing is the act of accepting something as true when you do not know the truth behind it, or you do yet you have an ambition to turn it around. Understanding is knowing what you are believing in which will help you lead to the answer in which if you believe in it or not. Uneducated britbong not surprised.
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>>134598898
Wrong. I grew up as one of a very few white kids in a town along the Mississippi. All I learned about history is how evil white people are.

First grade ms. Smith told the class white people sailed to Africa and hid in bushes and grabbed black children when they walked by and shipped them off to be slaves.

>mfw everyone looked at me
>mfw the teacher looked at me rolled her eyes and went on to how bad the slaves were mistreated
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>>134604683
You are totally right and i'm sure it happened a shit ton of times
That does not mean that all religions in every single place have always and will always be like that though
And if you just say RELIGION IS....
it seems that is what you mean
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>you cant disprove the existence of my imaginary magic cloud father therefore I choose to believe he is real

do you also choose to believe in the existence of literally every possible thing that might exist? its literally an infinite list of possible things and its irrational to pick one over any other.

https://youtu.be/fZpJ7yUPwdU?t=2m38s [Embed]
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>>134598898
The average atheist wants to teach their children this.
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>>134599178
Seems like a pretty good strategy to becoming the only religion, doesnt it you meme loving fuck?
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>>134605716
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>>134605465
if you think about it nothing should exist
either something came out of nothing
or something has always existed
but that doesn't make sense either
so quite literally everything should not be and yet is
so everything is a miracle
a cloud dude doesn't sound so crazy in comparison
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>>134605905
what you think is crazy is irrelevant
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>>134606165
but if you think the idea of god is crazy then that is relevant?
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>>134598898
>he believes everything the bbc tells him
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secular humanists want to teach this to children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhNbGTnA53s
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>>134606640
If I came up to you and said "hey anon, I have an invisible dragon in my backyard. You can't see it so you can't prove it doesn't exist. Therefore, you better start praying to it." Would you not call me crazy?
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>>134605465
>irrational to pick one over any other.
why is believing in naturalism rational?
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>>134598898
The average brit believes an uncodified constitution is a real thing
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>>134606909
No I would shoot you because this is America
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>>134603031
I'm pretty sure that's heresy
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Reminder that there was actually 14 of each animal on the ark.
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>>134607079
How christian of you
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>>134600611
>t's possible to fit all the fucking animal species
Where does the bible say species?
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>>134607226
Why is it unchristian if I shoot someone trying to force me to pray to a pagan god?
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>>134606902
Religious traditionalists want to do this to your children

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
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>>134607264
>2017 and still believing 2 of every kind of animal survived a global flood on a big boat
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>>134607430
>catholics
>christian
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>>134607486
Didn't answer the question
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>>134607334
>thinking there is any god or gods that is more rational to believe in than any other.
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>>134607334
It's not. That's the entire point. You fucks hide just behind the veil of "christianity" so you can do your dirty work in the name of god.
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>>134607226
Pretty bigoted of you to assume Americans are Christian. Thanks to our subhuman Mexican and Negro """citizens""", it would seem that a vast majority of Americans ARE Christian. But we're not. Not really, anyway.
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>>134600611
It wasn't species, it was every 'kind' of animal.
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>>134607707
How is it rational to do anything
What is the purpose of existence?
>>134607735
Ok and whats your point?
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>>134607527
Tomato, tomahto. You slimy fucks are all the same.
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>>134598898
We are in a quantum simulation OP. It could have been booted up with the first consciousness(adam), with a back history leading back to the big bang. Everything is in a indeterminate state until a consciousness is there to make a measurement and resolve uncertainty. There would be no need to render anything before the first man/consciousness. There would be nobody to render a data stream to. Like a massively multiplayer online game when nobodies logged on. The world/game isn't sitting there somewhere in time and space if nobody is demanding a data stream.
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>>134607890
>thinking a person cant have a reason to live without instructions from the magic cloud father
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>>134608071
Atheists cant even say why rape or anything else is wrong
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>>134608137
Ok how will anything matter after you are dead?
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>>134608170
>if it wasn't for my magic cloud father speaking to me telepathically I would think killing and raping people is okay
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>>134608170
Would you enjoy being raped? No? Then don't rape other people. It's quite simple. Don't act like a fucking retard.
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>>134608468
Why would it be wrong?
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>>134608547
I'm half convinced this guy is a LARPing atheist pretending to be a religious retard. But then again, I haven't met many smart people who are also religious.
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>>134606909
i mean all i'm saying is it seems weird that all the amazing shit in our universe just made itself up
therefore i believe that there is something or someone who planned it
I don't pretend to know shit about who or what did it
At least to me it doesn't sound as crazy as an invisible dragon
>>134607264
if there is no evolution isn't kind of animal and species the exact same thing?
if they are never gonna evolve then every single species must have survived to exist
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>believing that creationist think Noah took in adult animals
>not understanding that he could have also taken baby animals
>not understanding that you didn't have to take literally every sub species cause "they'll bring forth after their kind"
>unironically believing in macro-evolution
>unironically believing everything came from millions of years of rock and rain
Why are atheist cucks such plebs?
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>>134608545
Raping doesn't automatically get me raped
>>134608712
Didnt answer the question
>>134608713
The bible does not say there is no evolution
Just that man did not evolve from anything
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>>134606902
Taliban Tran
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>>134608904
but also i'm not a scientist so forgive me if i'm saying retarded shit
but even if all the poles melt there wouldn't be enough water to cover the planet
and the quantity of water on the planet doesn't diminish
so how is it even possible for the whole earth to be covered in oceans?
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>>134598898
Less holes than the theory of evolution.
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>>134598898
This is because the average American is similar to your country. WASP. Unlike based Catholicism and Orthodox, you WASP fundies believe in jew testament lies and fairytales. For some reason Protestant American retards value the jew testament stories of incest and genocide and child sacrifice over the teachings of Jesus Christ found within the gospels of the New Testament. And they believe in this Noah bullshit too which is simply a jewish ripoff from Babylonian capeshit such as the Epic of Gilgamesh.

All protestants are messianic jews. Americans even circumcise their children. Just like kikes. Might as well wear a yarmulke and go to church... aka synagogue on Saturdays
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>>134609101
1 God can create more water
2 God can raise and lower mountains
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>>134608897
>unironically believing everything came from millions of years of rock and rain

brace your limited number of active brain cells for an actual lesson on the origin of life.
https://youtu.be/U6QYDdgP9eg?t=3m47s
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>>134600611
>That doesn't mean it's possible to fit all the fucking animal species of the world on a single fucking boat
Has never read the bible. His knowledge of Genesis is from Bill Nye the Douchbag Guy
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>>134604683
>So you don't think rulers have taken advantage of people's need to believe by purposefully dispersing a storty that adds purpose to life and promises luxury if one submits to its dogmas?
Is literally being manipulated by the powers he's talking about who convinced him it's "cool" to think we're an accident and all ethics are relative.
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>>134609416
read the bible when i was very young and very religious
barely know who bill nye is
true that i don't remember everything perfectly it was a long time ago
Just saying it seems unlikely to me
Still possible though i guess
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>>134605465
>pretends he has scientific proof that there is no God.
One more dickless faggot serving the Jew.
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>>134598898
>>The average American believes this and wants it taught in school as a series alternative to science

These tales are meant to be metaphor and symbolism to convey greater eternal truths, are you too simple to grasp this or are you being purposefully obtuse for the sake of argument?
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>>134609774
read it again numb nuts
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>>134609391
>brace your limited number of active brain cells for an actual lesson on the origin of life.
You know the math doesn't work out on this, right? No, I'm better you probably don't. It all makes a great YouTube video for weak-minded God-hating retards like you, but the probabilities involved are so staggeringly unlikely that the universe could rise and fall an almost infinite number of times before the events your video describe would ever happen.

CREATIONISM, LITERAL CREATIONISM, in all its absurdity, is genuinely MORE LIKELY than the shit you just posted.
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>>134598898
>Serious

Earths flat puto
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>>134610093
>Theist throwing bitch fit and insulting people because he was presented with a plausible scientific natural explanation for the origin of life.

you /pol tards are too easy
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>>134610018
>read it again numb nuts
'K, I read it again. It's still you giving that fucking worn-out canard about "I believe in one less God than you do."

Well I believe in one less bullshit hackneyed "random events" theory than you do.
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>>134610317
>I don't understand statistics, so my authority on science is some fat atheist on YouTube.
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>>134610018
once they start sperging out on "muh jews", etc., it's time to just let em' be. can't fix stupid ,anon. that was a nice point you made regarding relative probability. here's a (You)
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>>134598898
The average European thinks that shooting hormones into your arm and mutilating your dick makes you a woman, and wants to encourage more children to do it.

Please continue your lecture, I'd love to hear your explanation for how our people still having a culture and a religion is worse than your people having no culture, no religion, and a state-run program to literally castrate your people.
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>>134610541
>I have no facts or reasoning to offer, so I'll just call my opponents some names like I'm special and not just some fat retard in my mom's basement.
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>>134610502
have you even taken a university statistics course? likely not.

had you taken the time to watch the presentation >>134609391 you would know that low probability events are not required
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>The average Babylonian also believed it 4000 years ago because it was actually a Babylonian story about the Annunaki getting pissed off at their own creation (humans)

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/babylonian-tale-round-ark-draws-ire-christian-circles-n20441

That's right, Americans are the most OG believers after all.
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>>134598898
there are a lot of stupid christcucks out there but this is not taught in schools
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>>134610816
>you would know that low probability events are not required
As I already stated, your "authority" is a YouTube video. A fucking YOUTUBE video. What a fucking joke!

>b-b-but the narrator would have told me if there was a problem with the math
Not likely anon.
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>>134609228
>>134608904
>>134607264
please be larping I honestly hope you're not this stupid.
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>>134603031
>christcuks believe the boat was a Tardis.
okay folks, we're done here.
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Are there really that many creationist schools in the US? That's a thing that i hear a lot about.
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>>134611060
>Are there really that many creationist schools in the US? That's a thing that i hear a lot about.
No, no public schools teaching that reatarded bullshit. I went to private catholic school so they talked about it but state funded school don't teach it
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>>134598898
The average american is fucking retarded.
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>>134611163
And that talk about Evolution being "just a theory" and offering creationism as an alternative?
In your experience, did they emphasize creationism or just mentioned it after sciences classes?
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>>134610980
Not an argument
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Shit like pic is a fucking embarassment to respectable mainline Christians like WASPs with Ivy League degrees and such. Or, any with a shred of intelligence who understand not to take everything literally.
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>>134605762

Most of the Jewy Jews aren't religious anyways, it's mostly about their ethnicity not their religion.
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>>134611035
>Woah, woah, woah, I can't be bothered to actually go READ what my opponents have to say on the subject. What do you think I am, HONEST? INTERESTED IN FINDING TRUTH? I'm busy being an atheist here.

Funny how all of us "Christ-cucks" have to be thoroughly versed on the very best excuses you have out there for your silly origins myth, but you aren't required to read our very best counter-arguments.

Like all athiots, you assume that Christians are all stupid (because they don't agree with you) and therefore none of them could have asked the question centuries ago about how God could fit all these animals into one boat.

You assume your opponents are all stupid, and that's exactly why YOU are stupid. You haven't gone to see what answers have been proposed, so you are forever assuming your strawman version of their answers is all they have.

Darwinists always get flustered when they hear macro-evolution versus micro-evolution. They just know they don't like it, but they don't want to know the difference. Here's the difference: One has been observed. The other is a mythical belief of Darwinists and has never, ever, not even once been observed in the lab despite a great many long-term experiments to try to make it happen.
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>>134611407
In public schools, at least on the west coast, creationism is never mentioned at all.
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>>134610694
that's the point; nobody really has facts on their side thus far. it's all probability with holes throughout nearly every structure.

i kinda think that when it all shakes out, we'll discover that science is a way for humans to understand things of god and act upon them and that what we are capable of understanding will be explained in that way. that said, i could be wrong and i got no problem with that.

what i object to is the behavior of zealots on both sides with their cringey, insulting sanctimony, so i throw it back at them. when i was a kid, it was the christians that tended to be mindless sycophants. now most of the condescension comes from the atheists and cultural marxists. so fuck em' and you if you fit the description.
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>>134611714
*claim to no be religious
They are all hardcore Satanists
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>>134598898
>The average American believes this

False
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>>134611999

That is probably true desu.
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>>134612024
If you reject the bible you are not American
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>>134600364
That definition for atheism is a cringey and wildly inaccurate strawman fallacy.
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>>134611724
Not that guy, and not saying you're automatically retarded if you're religious (my aunt was extremely religious and a very accomplished scientist).

The reason they're often assumed to be idiots is that counter evidence to the existence of a god (or rather evidence that all of the worldly attributes once attributed to a god are actually scientifically explainable) is readily available in your every day life.

>Also, both micro and macro evolution has been observed. It's hard to take you seriously when you use points like that to substantiate your stance.
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>>134612133
Do you need to handle snakes and speak in tongues too to 'be American"?

'Cause that's the tier of religion we're speaking about.
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>>134598898
There is logical and moreover even ancient knowledge to this and you're just too much of an ignorant boob to be able to grasp the sight of even the two floods of 1st and post 2nd unto this 3rd. You just can't seem to figure it out.
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>>134612339
Did the pilgrims do either of those?
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>>134611980
>now most of the condescension comes from the atheists and cultural marxists.
I'm afraid that has been my whole life experience, so I tend to lash out at atheists when they come talking shit. It's probably a bad habit that I should break. I too can't stand the zealots on either side, the ones who won't grant any possibility that they might be wrong. And I absolutely hate it when some atheist who was born in 1999 assumes no Christian in the last two millennia ever asked how all those animals could fit on the ark, like they're the first ones ever to try to work that out, and so they have "destroyed religion," done and dusted.

The real irony is that I don't personally take the ark story literally, but there really are great minds who have tried to figure out if it could be possible and come up with some quite clever and fairly convincing answers. Good luck getting these guys to go read something like that, though. They are too busy calling us "Christ-cucks" who worship a "Jew on a stick." It's very frustrating.
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>>134612253
>Also, both micro and macro evolution has been observed.
No, we have never seen a new species evolve in a lab, despite some heroic efforts to force it to happen. I know there is a list the circulates on the web of supposed examples, but it has been debunked thoroughly by another list that makes stronger points. (First item on the former list, incidentally, talks about a flower turning spontaneously to a "new species" with double the number of chromosomes IN ONE GENERATION. That's clearly not evolution and if they were honest at all, they would be embarrassed to include something so ludicrous.)

Personally I think evolution is probably BASICALLY right, but I think it's clear that we are missing something. I don't know what that thing is. Surely God has better things to do that personally rewrite every genome, but something weird is going on and the fossil record confirms that.
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>>134611724
>Believes macro evolution and micro evolution are separate things and that one isn't just the other over an extended period of time
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>>134608897
So what about kangaroos? Where did Noah find the kangaroos? Or the polar bears? And what about the dinosaurs? Where did the water that covered the whole surface of the Earth go?
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>>134612567
That's what the people who build full size arks and take shit literally do today. Pilgrims had witch hunts too, and you need only read the accounts of the era to know what bullshit that was...literally Africa tier behavior in an era when scientific revolution was occurring in Europe thanks to Christians like Newton.
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>>134598898
There's literally nothing wrong with this
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>>134600364
Hey look, I can cherrypick too!
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>>134613338
Except dumbing down children with stories from hallucinating sheep herders from 2000+ years ago.
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>>134613551
>le edgy atheist
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>>134608220
It won't, but why the fuck does it matter?
If you want to do something that will help the world after you're dead, good job, great for you. If you don't, who the fuck cares? Make your own purpose in life, and if you realize that you can't and the only answer inb4 god is suicide and nihilism, then go right ahead with the suicide because your life was worthless anyways.
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>>134599049

You actually think those stories happened?
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>>134608547
Because you have the ability to empathize with people and understand that what you are doing is negatively affecting them in a serious way.
This is bad for you because that means you can no longer get help from them or anyone close to them.
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>>134613683

How are we edgy when you literally believe things without evidence?
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>>134610961
>Saying that a YouTube video is a worse source than a 2000 year-old book that is actually a series of books written by random people at random times which has been translated and retranslated many times.
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>>134598898
I want to make an ark just with mice in it so I can suffocate them in my anus one at a time
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>>134614117
Do you believe in naturalism?
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>>134614571
Will make a helluva story when you go to the hospital X-Ray for one shoved too far up the old ass.
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>Roman pagans 2000 years ago make fun of Christians for literally believing in their jewish mythology
>tons of Americans STILL think the ark story is real
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>>134614680

Define the term.
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>>134615027
>a philosophical viewpoint according to which everything arises from natural properties and causes, and supernatural or spiritual explanations are excluded or discounted.
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>>134612671
zealots are zealots; they don't care as much about what their dogma says as whether or not it makes them one of the cool kids and how good of a stick it is to beat people with and thus let them feel strong. they piss me off too, bro. fuck em'.
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>>134612938
You're a middgle aged uneducated loser, spare us your internet meme science opinions and get bent
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>>134615230

Do you have a method of explaining, probing and testing the supernatural? Would also need you tell me what something non-natural is.
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There is literally global proof for Noahs flood. Just saying.
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>>134616067

No there is not.
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>>134598898
the story of noahs arc was distorted by christians. its chicken little basically. old gezzer makes a big fuss and makes a rickety boat and forces his family to get on it and wait for a storm that never comes

narrowly a drizzle
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>almost all ancient mythologies mention a flood
>dragons = dinosaurs
>no written history prior to egypt, mesopotamia...literally just *poof*
>carbon dating inconsistencies
>Brontosaurus with horse-sized nostrils, dragonflies the size of dogs, etc indicating different atmospheric pressure
>evolution shown to be "De-evolution", mutations lead to weaker, less complex, but also more diverse species. (we're getting weaker and dumber, not the other way around)
>bible measurements matches needed capacity
>hydroplate theory

as a model it hold up. do some actual research for yourself instead of shilling for Bill Nye and that Nigger
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>>134619142
>hydroplate theory
SPOONFEED ME
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>>134619142
Yes but only Abrahamic religion mentions the stupid raft story, the story is pretty much consistent in all ancient religion
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>>134616067
>>134616126
Yes there is, also evidence of the "fountains of the deep"

Look up ringwoodite and get back to me.
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>>134598898
BEST CREATIONIST SERIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMU1soRrtJk&list=PLwQY8D8NXJNOCZ6o78mLhCXxLivln7X6V
copy/paste link for full playlist
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>>134601306
This was my opinion 20 years ago to a tee...now though I am not sure what to think. The chances that We could be in a simulation are the same as the rest of the scenarios
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>>134614307
>spouts this tidbit because he doesn't understand all information is translated and re-translated many times, but it's not like overwriting a file on a computer

>BUT NEW IS BETTER

Okay, it's pretty obvious why fedoralords were paramount in allowing and advocating for the faggotry we have to deal with now. Go suck off Bill Nye
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>>134598898
It's more plausible than that pos evolution theory
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>>134619656
>u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hhE6tzJR_c

ten min version with cheap CGI here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD9ZGt9UA-U

Sounds crazy but compare it to the fact that currency scientific theory is based upon one theory after the other and that even Einstein made his models compatible with earth being the possible center of the universe
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"The word species and the Biblical word 'kind' are often used interchangeably. This is incorrect since they are not synonymous. The Biblical word kind denotes an organism that reproduces others like itself. The species concept is much narrower than this; therefore many species can be included in a single Biblical 'kind.' The word kind is probably closer to the modern taxonomic unit of genus, and in some cases the larger taxonomic unit, family. The Canidae (canine) family includes about 14 genera of dog like animals. These include the coyote, dog, wolf, jackal, etc. The ark did not have to contain the hundreds of species of canines that make up this group. In reality, these were all represented by a few 'kind.' These 'kind' would then produce all the animals that make up the Canidae family. For example all of the hundreds of varieties of domestic pigeons that have all been produced originated from one species, the wild rock pigeon (Columbia livia)."[26] ”
This is the concept of Microevolution, which is Biblically compatible. According to Genesis 1, God told each core created animal to bring forth after their "kinds", or a scientist might call them, Family.
“ And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good... And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
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Could Noah repopulate the earth with the altered soil composition and available food?
To be more specific: could the remaining soil support enough agriculture to feed eight people and all the herbivores of the earth? The Flood was a violent event that essentially stripped away the old soil and remade the surface of the earth. But this new surface, and new soil, would be more than sufficiently fertile, for several reasons:
One persistent complaint by Flood doubters, and therefore a generally acknowledged fact on all sides, is the apparent lack of human fossils. Certainly, most of the victims of the Flood did not fossilize. Therefore their bodies decomposed, and this decomposition would have supplied the new soil with nitrogen and other vital components.
Irrigation would not be a problem, because the Flood had provided plenty of water, and as discussed above, that water need not have been saline.
Therefore, the surviving seeds would have been able to germinate and thus repopulate the world with all kinds of plants, including grains, fruits, and vegetables. If germination began almost immediately after the Flood, Noah and his family could live on the remaining supplies that they had not consumed aboard the Ark, and within weeks the first "voluntary crops" could have sprouted. Noah and his family would have consumed only a small fraction of these, and the rest would have gone to seed. Other animals would have helped indirectly by contributing to the nitrogen cycle through waste and death. Entire rain forests on other continents would have grown in only a few hundred years. The generations listed after Noah could have provided more than enough people to build the Tower of Babel.
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>>134598898
Only the bucket heads
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Can we all admit that the noah story is childish nonsense?

Come on, we're all adults here
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There is a reason the US of A is called dumbfuckistan
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>>134605828
>atheist
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>>134606902
regressives do, not secularists
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>>134624874


The following elements are common to nearly accounts of global civilizations:
A flood was sent by the divine to punish mankind.
A family of people and a number of animals were spared from the flood in a boat.
All life on earth outside the boat or not native to the water was destroyed.
The residents of the boat repopulated the whole earth.

There are two explanations for the widespread flood story.
1. The global flood was a popular and fictional myth or
2. global flood was a historical event, of which the events were recorded and retained to varying degrees of accuracy in different cultures over the years.


If this was a fictional myth:

why did all the cultures take it as historical fact?

why was it found among Native American people who (according to the evolutionary view) had no contact with people of the Middle East for tens of thousands of years?

Why is there such a spectacular degree of detail, particularly in the Genesis account, which provides the exact day, month, and year for the events of the flood?

Why is the geologic record so much more consistent with catastrophism than with uniformitarianism?

Why does the physical evidence such as the massive fossil graveyards, huge sedimentary deposits, vast coal and oil fields and chalk deposits indicate a massive flood so strongly?

>Can we all admit that the noah story is childish nonsense?

Come on, we're all adults here

Many of those who most vigorously object to the second approach (historic event) do so for philosophical reasons. Because the most complete account of the Flood is found in Genesis, any admission of a major flood in human times would present a threat to Naturalism philosophy.
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>>134598898

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Crick#Directed_panspermia
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>>134603744
the point was to wipe the slate clean, not to kill everyone, but to destroy most traces of them.

>>134604622
riddle me this mountain jew, do you believe in the soul?
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>>134625270
>all life erased outside of a family and animals on a boat
Would you mind explain niggers,asians etc then
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>>134610093
>most likely
where did you get the odds?
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it did happen. Anyone who doesn't agree is an idiot just read the bible it's documented and legit. You conspiracytards need to fuck off to /x/ denying Noah's Ark
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>>134599178
>jews are religious
this is very innaccurate, many jews identify as jewish because of their heritage, not because they actually believe
most jews do not observe the religious traditions of Judaism
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>>134606902
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>>134608071
the catholic church has a nasty habit of burning bibles, and anyone alive for reading the bible, thats about as anti-christian as it gets.

the catholic church is the continuation of the roman empire vying for power, not a christian organization. its still the same Jupiter Venus worship with the symbols changed.

>>134608545
Facile.

>>134610018
here's a question for you, how do protons, neutrons, and electrons know what atoms to make on the periodic table of elements, what makes gold at 79 protons and lead at 82 protons? why isn't it reversed? how do protons, neutrons, and electrons know to do that? is that a random chance that these elements occur? or an intelligent design that designed the universe on these 3 core building blocks

here's one more, do you honestly think that mankind randomly developed the ability to understand inter dimensional, and time travel? that things these were developed from the animal kingdom by a chance from a species of monkey that commonly throws its shit at each other?
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>>134619762
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK IS MANU.
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You christfags think the man needed to exist and ask how was man was created through evolution. Man didn't need to exist, man happened to come into existence through million of years of changing lifeforms on the planet.
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>>134625699
Noah's Curse to his son Ham- the post-floods world's first degenerate. Curse was actually directed to his Ham's son who may have been product of direct inbreeding between Ham and his Mother.


Cursed be Canaan;
lowest of slaves shall he be to his brothers.”
He [Noah] also said,
“Blessed by the LORD my God be Shem;
and let Canaan be his slave.
May God make space for Japheth[White],
and let him live in the tents of Shem;
and let Canaan be his slave.”
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>>134626283
Aha,so nothing.Cant say im suprised.But please go on,you have a right to be retarded.At least in Hungary.
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>>134626002
Considering the majority of the bible is old testament, if jews actually followed biblical teachings they would vote more similarly to Christians, instead they are even more likely to vote Dem than atheists.
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>>134626002
Strange that the demographics with more than 66% certain faith have the most nutzos
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>>134625699
postdiluvian microevolution
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>>134598898
>>The average American believes this and wants it taught in school as a series alternative to science

>be brit
>stupid americans teaching religion in school
>we're more evolved
>import sand niggers
>realize Noah's Ark is in the Koran
>start teaching mussie version in schools in name of tolerance
>too chicken shit to say a god damn thing

You're not fooling anyone mate. Shit all over christians all you want, as if you're sooo fucking courageous and have beaten religion with your stronger, secular society. Meanwhile you'll take religion up the rear with a smile on your face like a good faggot if the cock is Arab.
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>>134626443
>Would vote more similarly to Christians
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>actual religiousfags on the site
To be fair, this image applies to most of /pol/.
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>>134626684
an exception to the rule
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>>134626641
Its not like niggers have vocal knowledge long before the flood all over Africa.
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>>134626752
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>>134600611
>i mean there's nothing wrong in being religious

Except for the part where you insist on believing in magic and/or humoring those who do.
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Yes, yes I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpvKKmTF7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTkguzRaCU
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>>134607881
>It wasn't species, it was every 'kind' of animal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A
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>>134600611
shut up idiot it is possible you can't just arbitrarily say what is and isn't possible. Also it's in the bible.

>>134601306
you took the bluepill retarded faggot

>>134604683
just because that has happened doesn't make Noah's Ark fake

>>134607486
>le xurrent year! xD

>>134608071
not at all you retarded fuck.

>>134608137
if your understanding of christianity and god is as limited as "the magic cloud father" you should stop commenting and embarrassing yourself

>>134610837
lies to discredit Christianity

>>134613006
*theory of evolution
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>>134604973
>black slavery is a myth
>slaves werent enslaved because they were black
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>>134607881
>"kind"
what is a kind?
Animals with antlers being an example of a "kind"?
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>>134626433

Ham was an impulsive faggot. Impulsivity is nigger-tier behavior. its no wonder most his descendents were dindus eating off trees. Any further rebuttals you gipsy kike?
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>>134626867
>posting molymeme
you're proving my point that jews tend to be pretty secular
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>>134627189
Like DNA showing nothing common between niggers and whites meaning no same ancestry?Yeah,go on,you have a right to be retarded and you entertain me
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>>134627230
making the point that heebs outside of hollywood vote for conservatives
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>>134627189
mormon i'm assuming
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>>134627335

TFW you fuck Goulash peasants in the ass and still make them pay you sheckels...with interest
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>>134627554
no.
Though, but they may be the saviors of the white race
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>>134628115
except they've started cross breeding with spics in the South West US, and their media (mags, webpage, etc.) look like mainstream commercials.
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>>134628417
Then to hell with those heretics.
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>>134627888
Yeah,thats some solid argument you have there,christcuck.You see,this is why everyone laughs at you,because you have no knowledge how the world works,and resort to going vulgar when you are faced with facts that fucks your skydaddy in the ass raw.
Quite entertaining,if you ask me.
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>>134628721
it's their church trying to bring people into christ, i haven't seen their church encouraging interracial marriage like libtards.
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>>134598898
every time i see a thread like this, i just cant wrap my head around why do you think americans give so much thought about an old testament myth, then burgers show up and prove me wrong
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>>134610837
>http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/babylonian-tale-round-ark-draws-ire-christian-circles-n20441

Moses was the only jew raised in the upper echelons of egypt, giving him full access to their libraries, advanced teachings, and schools of thought. You think God is going to choose some lowly block cutter to write the genesis accounts? Those sumerian tablets are the equivalent of a dumbdowned Hollywood shitshow that subverted the masses.

what separates the bible are the numerological and mathematical imprints signaling a devine inspiration (look up Ivan Nikolayevitsh Panin, the russian mathematician that discovered the numerical patterns), its accurate foretellings, and most importantly, its consistent and multi-layered messaging (The bible has multiple valid layers of interpretation that run parallel with each other and provide enhanced meaning. Take for example the lowest form of interpretation, the litteral doctrine, and more complex levels where the bible can be interpreted astronomically - such as the September 17,2017 HAPPENING that /pol/s all raving about these days
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>>134629798
>the jews
>gods chosen people
>wandering 40 years in the desert
>find promised land
>the only place in the middle east
>without oil
Topkek
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>>134628997
> blah blah....and resort to going vulgar...blah blah muh argument sky daddy.
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>>134629915
>find promise land
breadbasket
>without oil
and it doesn't need it.
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>>134598898
Hey! Isn't this hate speech in your country? Or is that only when you ridicule Islam?
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>>134630045
Go on my little imbecile,entertain me by trying to plot so badly
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>>134630277
Ahahahahaha.Good one,continue
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>>134630325
i'm not even directing my full attention to you. you're just a medium for communicating my message to others so they can do their own research. But hey, glad there's still amusement to be found in that geographical remnant you call a country. You're welcome.
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>>134598898
We know now Noah probably transported the animal species as embryos or gene samples, not quite like the old cartoonish picture books
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>>134598898
You're right we should teach them how to be sexual deviants and have no morals instead of religion that teaches love, mutual respect and forgiveness. Kys
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>>134630816
Go on entertain me some more now,are you tired or what?Clowns dont get tired when they are paid to do a show now why do you ?
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>>134631481
eh.
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>>134631681
Now thats very low energy.You already tired by entertaining me how stupid you are?
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>>134629182
The church teachings are nothing more than gnostic variations based of native american mythology. They are the Ashkenazis of the white race. Racial interlopers practicing esoteric dogma. They're very secretive, and tribal, and they project a very false image of their religion, but at the same time live non degenerate lifestyles. They're like the Anti-Jews of Western Civilization. I always thought it as an interesting dichotomy.

For better or worse. I commend their breeding power and lifestyles, but i doubt it will due much to counter the nigger horde.
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>>134632434
Hey,dont run away,entertain me,would you
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>>134606686
>He believes everything the church tells him
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If you are living in America in 2017 and still believe creationism the American public school system failed you.
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>>134632522
>he doesn't use Christianity as a means to get virgin pussy and a Muslim free zone.
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>>134599178
>jews are religious
This aside, what does a jew destroying religion have to do with his own practices?
He can do as he pleases in his inner circle of satan worshippers
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>>134598898
Where's the problem? Let them. Once they regress back to an agrarian culture we can recolonize the Americas at will.
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>>134632522
Sad to say, but at this point, any major traditional religious organization is more credible than the BBC.
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>>134626659
Ouch. That's gonna' leave a mark.
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>>134632522
If you believe the bible and the word of God you HAVE to believe everything, otherwise your faith becomes paradoxical (you would be self admitting that God is either wrong or a liar, rendering your beliefs invalid). At that point an honest man would declare himself an athiest, a christfag would just roll with it and preach Jew-friendly moral relativism.

The church on the other hand is the Whore of Babylon and can go fuck itself.

The BBC is State sponsored propaganda that used to be ran by a pedophile.
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There's too many different cultures that tell the same story of a great flood for it not to be true. My theory is at the end of the ice age there were catastrophic floods all over the world and the stories got passed down through the oral tradition and eventually ended up in the Epic of Gilgamesh and the Bible.
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>>134632715

No differen tthen how they preach diversity and muh migrants but want to keep Israel pure for the jews. Also most of them are Ashkenazi, which are the descendents of turkish phallic worshipers, bankers and mercenaries.

At the time when they needed to modernize their culture and religous practices, they converted to Judaism because unlike other Abrahamic religions, it did not require a religious call to arms. This allowed them to keep neutral for the benefit of their mercenary economy.

Long story short, they give zero fucks about your country, your culture, or your religion. It's been hardwired into them, and cemented permenantly following the Bolshevik revolution.
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>>134598898
evolution is bullshit that shouldn't be taught in schools, but neither should noah's ark. why not just tell kids the truth? we don't actually know how we came to be and probably never will.
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>>134633054
If a man fully dedicates himself to his faith i will have respect for him and let him do what he wants. As long as he doesn't try to force it on others. But i will not agree with him
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>>134633282
Hydroplate theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hhE6tzJR_c

Ice Age part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruvUSo-fB1s
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>>134633874
Aww.Sad.
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If Noah and his desert people companions were the sole survivors during the flood, where did all the pajeets, chinks, spics, and niggers came from?
This is one of the many reasons why buybull stories are bullshit.
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>>134634332
or these things?
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>>134599043
Burden of proof lies on you idiot. You fail every possinle razor with toilet paper book. Cute flag faggot
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>>134598898
We all believe in something Op, its about who's right.. I believe it, if you don't, you know the consequences.
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>>134634721
atheism is shrinking, it's expected to be 1% of the world by 2050 and in 20 years china will be the worlds largest christian nation. your kind is dying out.
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>>134606902
I couldn´t make past a minute when androgynous kid asked the numale with the bleached ginger hair for his prononus. Why´d you do this why? would you teach that cross dressing is something desirable, Why is that inferior to the idea thas people were aware of the differences between masculinity and femininity since we were cavemen.The two are distinct, but intermingled in the human mind and neither is less scared and worthy of respect or expression in how you act than the other. Men, be proud of being men. Being decisive, strong and rational. Women, be proud of being gentle, insightful and resilient . You do not need to dress up as ugly women to be cool and accepted.

I can see drag being a learning expperience when a man seriously needs to get to in touch with his feminine side to learn about himself, though.
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>>134634332
From noah genius.
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>>134608170
The dumnest thing i ever read on pol. We dont need a book telling us rape is wrong. Apparently you are the one with the non existent morality
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>>134635030
>shrinking

there's over a billion of us worldwide
choke on that you stupid delusional cunt
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>>134635030
Then China will start taking African refugees and destroy their whole society they way Europe has

Christianity really is a fucking mind virus. Destroys the host
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>>134598898

Another faggot gender identifying as a scientist

>flood is being shown to have actually happened
>in several mythos the world flooded, in accordance to a punishment by the divine
>also scientism is also a religious belief system, believing in the corporation state of propagated events

Good one faggot
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>>134635383
>flood is being shown to have actually happened

The Bible is not a credible source bucko.

>in several mythos the world flooded, in accordance to a punishment by the divine

Yeah, in one.

>science is a religious belief

Fundamentally misunderstanding what science actually is. How sad for you.
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>>134609774
Again you need to prove there is a god we dont need to prove shit. But please just KYS. Just do it.
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God-tier logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM
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>>134635560
So christ like iz you
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>>134610961
Where is your sources faggot? The bible? And statistics is for fag buisness majors and women. Try diff eq you stupid fuck
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>>134635596
These bananas have been carefully bred for hundreds of years to produce the fruit you know today. The original banana was very very different.

It wasn't yellow, and it was only around 3 inches long. And it certainly wasn't sweet.

https://www.thespruce.com/history-of-bananas-as-food-1807565
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>>134635867
You thought I was taking that guy serious?
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>>134635596
Burger education meme is true hahahahah
Did you know that the bananas found in nature which MAN havn't purified are much smaller and don't fit like that at all
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>>134635119
no there's not, retard. i love how atheists say, "i don't need sky faeries, i have logic and reason," and yet they never read or study anything. it's non-stop shit-talking with you dorks and nothing more.
>burden of proof
do your own homework, you lazy bastards, stop telling everyone else to feed you information.
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>>134635996
Mohammad, that was poking fun at retards like you and your Abrahamic religions
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let's be real here
If the earth would be millions of years old there would be trillion and billion of humans running around
go calculate it for yourself!
With the number of humans we have today we can date back the earth to be 10.000 years old.
And if we look at the bible it confirmed this date.
pure coincidence? I think not
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>>134636043
When you have people telling you that evolution isn't real, it's pretty hard to take them seriously

I've been forced to argue this shit as if it were a serious topic of debate on this board just the other week by a Christfag. I've even had Christfags tell me that defending yourself is immoral, and that we should just submit passively to whatever invasion might befall us and trust God to save us.

Fucking lunacy
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>>134601306
So you're saying you would rather live your life in fear of death?
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>>134636234
>When you have people telling you that evolution isn't real, it's pretty hard to take them seriously
If evolution is real, how do we take a leak if we had to wait millions of years for everything to develop?
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>>134636197
the earth and humans didn't come into being at the same time.
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>>134636356
Read the bible fag of course they did.
It's in the first chapter. And people say filthy atheist know the bible
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>>134636252
accept death as a reality, then just a good live a good life.
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>>134598898

wait what
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>>134635535

>getting his personal understanding of the world from the MSM

KYS faggot
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>>134635062
Excellent post(except for maybe the last sentence). Equality means equally valuable to the species. It's a team effort, folks.
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>>134636307
You know, originally life was just a bunch of flatworms. Because the organisms needed to have each cellular layer exposed to the digestive tract in order to gain nourishment. It's only through advances in cellular structure that you were able to get things such as roundworms, which defy this principle.

A roundworm is basically like a swimming digestive tract. It's got a mouth at one end, an anus at the other. Organic material passes through one end, out the other. The most basic organism possible essentially.

Honestly, a human is really just a more complex roundworm. The body is centered around the digestive tract. Slap some limbs on a roundworm, add a few organs....boom, you've got yourself a human.
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>>134636234
>i don't agree so i don't take you seriously
>i don't agree so it's not a serious topic
>all christians are the same
>i don't agree so it's lunacy
davai brat
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>>134636403
the bible is a book, what makes it more significant an other books about how the world came into being, other than the millions who supposedly believe it's true/
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>>134636610
>Honestly, a human is really just a more complex roundworm.
>we are also apes
yeah sure Mr. Atheist
continue to contradict yourself
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>>134636764
The bible is giving threw god.
He placed the knowledge into the greatest minds of the time.
The book is a divine order
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>>134636808
You should read up on flatworms, they are really cool
An artifact of early evolution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatworm
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>>134636990
>wikipedia as a source
and i thought for a second your are just stupid but you are clearly a troll
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>>134636925
you appear to have fastened your own chains the jews have around your neck
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>>134637239
No, these are the sources
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>>134636990

According to the occultists, who are right man developed self awareness during the epoc of Saturn, when Saturn was our Brown Dwarf Star. The Earth covered in a mass of mist also proliferated an electromagnetic environment enabling gigangtism of all creatures, ie the Giants of historical tales told everywhere on the planet.

Now the phenomenon is relegated to deep see creatures and those who live at the poles of the planet.

>Dinosaurs couldn't exist under the pseudo science of general relativity, also the torque and nostril seizes don't support the oxygen theory
>occultists describe man evolving from a hermaphrodite state to that of heterosexual due to the selective pressures of men for physical pleasure, breaking man in male and female sex
>Electromagnetism is a billion billion billions times stronger then gravity, meaning those gigantic plasma filimentary structures and the universe is really only filled by 97%+ plasma

Thunderbolts Project is the scientific education for the plebs, into the new era away from the Anglo-American bullshit.

>in two decades it may become common knowledge, at least the dominance of electromagnetism in all things
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>>134611296
Yet still smarter than you.
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>>134636990
>>134637365
why didn't the flatworm continue to evolve after the other species split off from it? something so primitive would surely benefit from further adaptations.
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>>134637561
Nobody really knows why such large organisms existed in the past. But I have seen a couple great theories.
>larger bodies retain heat more efficiently. This was a huge deal in the days before organisms developed efficient heat-regulation systems. (By the way, humans have the most efficient heat-regulation system of any organism on the planet)

>Back then there was a far more carbon-rich environment. Thus plants grew much faster. Taller, thicker forests are able to support much more massive creatures.

I believe both of these have some element of truth
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>>134637842
They did. Originally they were just that, worms. But these days most of them survive as parasites. Over half of flatworm species are parasitic
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>>134637859

CO2 is not capable of planetary warming, that's a theory and a bad one at that. There are also no known patents for carbon heat retention in a gaseous body either. The only known mass ejection events on the planet, those being volcanic eruptions cause a known effect called local cooling.

NASA, the military space arm also doesn't believe in this theory but they peddle it to the public. NASA knows, has known that the sun is the driver of all life in this solar system, regardless of the square law of light the Sun affects the weather uniformly across all planets. Also the nature of space is extremely electrical, this has become obvious from recent probe findings of Comet 67P. NASA also attributes planetary weather to the Sun as well, they watch something called the maunder minimum, low sun spot activity indicating low solar activity.

There's also the fact of Birkeland currents, the Sun discharges its heliosheath and that electrical potential arrives at the Earth at its poles, driving it as a giant electrical motor. This is known because these currents in space flow as fillamentry structures and they extend to all the planets in the solar system. NASA is currently studying this intensely with the Jupiter mission given the mass of "surprising" findings about the nature of its electromagnetic environment.
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>>134634332
Read the bible cunt. It tells you there
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>>134637906
interesting. i've never heard of flatworms until this.
>parasites
how long until they develop communism?
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>>134607881
>>134609416
>>134627058
>>134607264
Ladies and gents get your strawmen out!
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>>134605905
That's all good but the bible makes absolutely no sense
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>>134638902
cite some of those passages that clearly explaining origin of the races.
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Where does it say in the bible I can grab woman by the pussy and get away with it?
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>>134640159
Pepe's Epistle to the Kekistanis
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