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>The prosecutor, Natalia Poklonskaya, has emerged as a pu

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>The prosecutor, Natalia Poklonskaya, has emerged as a public symbol of the Russification of Crimea and was a target of sanction by the United States because of her outspoken support. But she has since raised eyebrows for different reasons, like claiming that a bust of Nicholas II in Crimea oozed myrrh this year on the 100th anniversary of his overthrow.

>“This is a miracle that neither scientists nor anybody can explain,” she said in a March TV interview. “Our sovereigns are helping us. They died for us so that we can make Russia flourish and great.”

http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/film-about-czars-affair-with-ballerina-kicks-off-cultural-warfare-in-russia/
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Mommy
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>>134574095
Fuck that cunt, hope she starves to death like every tzarist should.
Russian nationalists are the worst people, why can't we just kill animal Russians
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>>134574438
>why can't we just kill animal Russians
You are Latvia.
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>>134574438
This a million, vatnik holocaust fucking WHEN
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>>134574095

Natalia Poklonskaya - From housemommy to president of russia.
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>>134574438
t. bolshevik
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>>134574518
You are also dying out alone, Russians in Latvia are shrinking 3 times.
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>>134574742
>he doesn't like one dictatorship of poverty that means he likes the other
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>>134574438
>>134574631
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>>134574775
You can't kill anyone, you are Latvia. Basically a country that shouldn't exist. Small, dependant, non-country.
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>>134574095
God bless the Tsar!
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She is dumber than Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCXR4V33uEA
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>>134574095
lel, i had absolutely no idea that mummy was completely off her rocker.
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>>134574658
Wut? Russians now hate her.
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>>134574438
>hope she starves to death like every tzarist should
Under communism, they surely will. Actually, everyone will.
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MUMMY
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>>134574095
Mummy wash me I am a dirty boy again
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>>134575199
I think stuff like that is common with Russian women. I met a girl at the Tretyakov Gallery who was telling me how magic in rural villages is real and was adamant I not cross them.
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>>134574095
God is returning to Russia!
Congratulations. Lord please reclaim my country too.
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>>134575305
Russia IS neofeudal commie state.
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>>134575078
>>134575209
>>134575615
mmkay
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shit thread

not enough pictures of mummy
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>>134575690
Huh?

>>134575586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a5wuGdgElw
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isn't she some big time prosecutor

why is she dumb as hell
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>>134575912
She is federal MP now.
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>>134574902
I meant in a general sense, and we don't need to kill you when Russians are far more efficient at killing themselves
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>>134575538
that's kind of cute, to be honest.
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>>134574438
based Latvia
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>>134575078
What are they saying here bread queue boy?
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>>134575833
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>>134576033
mummy YES!
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>>134574095
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God save the Tsar
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NEVER.
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Pogrom the zhid's
Give Tsar Now!
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>>134574095
Thank you based mother. You are serving your country as everyone should.
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How does one ooze myrrh?
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>>134574095
Where's the brit mummyposter? I miss him.
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>>134575209
What happened? Did she screw something up?
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>>134575912
>isn't she some big time prosecutor
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>why is she dumb as hell
I see you have no idea how people get positions in meme countries.
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>>134577097
when mummy comes for her cummies
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check 'em
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>>134577253
he was here the other day
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>>134577601
Yes.
1. She became MP. Russians HATE the parliament, blame it for all problems.
2. Proved to be very stupid. Really stupid. Even state propaganda machine laughing at her
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I love her so much
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>>134577888
Czechd
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>>134574438
You have my ax.

Let us start the slaughter in Riga and Tallinn.
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does she know?
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>>134574095
Can I cummy in mummy?
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looks cute even when frustrated
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Lost my mummy folder post mummys please
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Should I convert to Orthodoxy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zql0UVcv-1w&index=156&list=WL
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Why you guys like this disgusting cripple who's been TARTARED, I don't know.
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I'd say it would be much better if she just shut her mouth up.
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>>134577097
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE SOVEREIGN!
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>>134574438
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>>134579082
oh shit saved
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>>134574095

Based lady is based
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>>134574095
her beauty can only be compared to her stupidity
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Mods are asleep post mummy
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>>134574438
Fuck off insignificant latvia.
Lithuania should have annexed you, at least Lithuania has some history about it unlike l*tvia
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>>134579428
Like blue jeans? You can thank Latvia.
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mummys hitting the wall if you see her latest pics
soz bros
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>>134579500
can I be her sex-slave ?
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>>134579530
>literally kike from latvia invented jeans
wtf, i hate jeans now.
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>>134578990
it's probably for the best i don't understand a single word she says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqF7e3corCs
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>>134574095
I bet she oozes myrrh...
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>>134574095
>OY VEY, NOTHING CAN EVER HAPPEN THAT ISN'T EXPLAINABLE BY LE EPIC SCIENTIFIC ATHEISM, YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO CLAIM SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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>>134579623
would still bang
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>>134574095
10/10 qt
white
blonde hair
great genes
smart
powerful position
not degenerate
doesn't date niggers like Marion Lepen or Lauren Southern
perfect woman
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>>134579629
are you white enough for her?
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>>134574095

Oh god, she's fucking nuts.
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>>134579911
Why? She is ugly as fuck. Face is not symmetric at all.
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>>134580802
SHUT UP
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>>134580802
being a homosexual is a sin.
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>>134579187
deuces, Grunewald
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>>134575078
auto translate was shite.
>Saturday said so
Help us out. We love any and all news about our mummy!
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She really is perfect.
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>>134581406
duh
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You are hereby sentenced to 90 days as Mommy's foot slave. You want to take pictures of my feet? Well now you're going to SERVE my feet. It's been a long day and they are sore, your job will be to clean them and massage them with nothing more than you're tongue. Now get on your hands and knees like the pathetic dog you are.
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wait until le based azov marches into norisovvya and fucks shit up
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>>134580802
I'm not a mummy worshiper or w/e but she's really hot. Over half of her attractiveness is her dignified air though. It takes a patrician taste
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>>134581886
hnnnggg
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>>134574095
I have a special staff that can make myrrh ooze out of her if she puts it inside ;^)
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>>134580930
>>134581032

Your inability to recognize basic attrativeness is not my problem.
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has mummy ever held your flag?
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>>134582235
No but don't you want her to hold your flagpole instead?
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>>134582173
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>>134582116
You need Jesus.
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>>134582516
I do have Jesus!!!! mummy converted me to the orthodoxy
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>>134574438
the butthurt belt is real
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>>134582116
is that pasta from the mummy poster?
>>134582358
of course i would
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>>134574249
fpbp
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>>134582516
Does your Jesus look like this?
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>>134574095
why do they want to hurt mummy?
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we have group on kik where we discuss mummy if anyone would like to join
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>>134577601
>Did she screw something up?
Not really. More like she proved to be worthless.
>Become a meme prosecutor after Crimea unification
>Get yourself advertised by orthodox circles within Russia
>Be added to "United Russia" list
>Get elected to the Parliament
>Tell everyone that you will use your expertise to fight corruption among higher-ups
>Show your... unhealthy... obsession with Nicholas II
>Spend most of your time bombarding Ministry of Culture, FSB and Prosecutor Office because some (((movie director))) makes a movie about the Tsar banging ballerina
>which is a 100% true story
>but the Tsar is a saint of Russian Orthodox Church since 2000, so you can cry "DESECRAYSHUN!!!111" and call for a legal action, despite the fact that nobody including you haven't seen the film yet
>get BTFO by fellow prosecutors on a regular basis
>...
>ooze myrrh
>...
>Meanwhile it is revealed that you did a great job prosecuting russian nationalists during your work in Ukraine under Yanukovich administration
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>>134582116
This pasta is sick.
/pol/ doesn't need this sickness in our community.
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>>134576440
Attractive family, weren't they?
I hate Communists.
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>>134583097
kek, that movie was made by a lecherous kike though, so you know it's gonna be saucy. The trailer looks good though.
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>>134582116
what are the odds a cabal "researcher" includes anon's story in their next dossier on mummy?
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>>134583187
>he doesn't enjoy mummyposting
what are you some kindava pooftah or something?
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>>134575078

Probably. Most people are.
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>>134577097

How do you not understand that an object could ooze myrrh? Is this a Reynold's number issue?
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A mommy president for Russia someday?
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>>134574438
>Retarded shitposter is at it again
>He's aiming to rile somebody up
>Shitskin genetics encode for cackling at the funny sounds his keyboard makes
>His hut, made from rebar and dog skins, barely resists the wind
>Behind the shitposter's ancient laptop, a chihuahua's skin dyed like the nazi flag shakes
>European genetics cause him to fly into a serf's impotent rage at the sight
>A shitpost is made amid autistic screeches
>Cackling resumes
>Thunder booms right outside the hut
>Shitposter leaves his hut
>Shitposter looks up
>A huge shape thirty feet in the air eclipses the sun
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>A belly with a diameter equal to her height pulsates
>Her uterus strains to contain her thunderous lust
>Ass up in the air, Her bare buttocks are a peach twice as wide as her shoulders
>A dildo slurps in and out of her domed vulva
>On the dildo's free end are contra-rotating propellers powered by her contractions
>Shitposter gawps at her breasts, orbs half as big as her belly, stretching her t-shirt to its absolute limit
>Natalia glares at the shitposter as she grabs her boobs
>"REMOVE STORMFAG" she bellows
>Her boobs are squeezed together and start lactating
>Shitposter is slammed to the ground by breast milk as Natalia moans with pleasure
>Her thighs rub against her belly
>Electricity arcs between Natalia's nipples
>Lightning rushes along her deluge
>Last thing the shitposter hears over his autistic screeches is the boom of thunder
>Shitposter is thoroughly fried by the electrical onslaught
>Natalia heaves a sigh of relief before suckling at one breast
>Thick, creamy milk dribbles down the corners of her mouth
>She orgasms and the dildo pushes her through the sky
>Another Natalia appears
>Then another, and another
>Dozens upon dozens of Natalias appear, teenaged versions of their leader
>The clone army sets forth to deliver the same fate to Saudi Arabia
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>>134583486
old hag desu
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>>134582628
t. Austrian/Prussian occupant
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>>134576682
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>>134583971
hi

>>134584015
>Be typical Canadian
>Angry as fuck because maple syrup rations were guzzled by rogue moose
>Begin shitposting on /pol/
>Try to insult America
>Backfires horribly
>Aussie bantz are too much
>Extremely rare American bantz hit particularly hard
>Decide to make a different thread as a vatnik
>Suddenly
>Boom of thunder extremely close by
>Look out window
>Something is floating toward dogskin hut computer is kept warm in
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Natalia's floating two dozen feet in the air
>She's pregnant with a thunderstorm of righteousness
>Her belly's diameter is equal to her height
>Its smooth curvature pulses with veins
>Her Crimean-made t-shirt is stretched over a pair of breasts too large for Canadian brain to comprehend
>Either boob is nearly as big as her belly
>Nipples as big as fists pump in and out with her heartbeat
>Their weight leaves her perpetually ass-up in the air
>Said ass is a big peach in a pair of torn jeans
>A dildo wedged firmly in her cooch powers a little fan that pushes her through the sky
>She glowers in direction of dogskin hut
>Her shadow blots out the sun
>She looses a battlecry as her hands massage her jugs
>REMOVE LEAF FROM BOARD
>Her areolae begin to bloat up
>Bigger
>And bigger
>And bigger
>They become domes that moisten her t-shirt
>Milk begins to spray from her nipples
>Get slammed by germinal geysers of breast milk
>Can't stand up
>Milk pressure is too strong
>Roll over
>Immediately drown in Natalia's mummy milk
>Vision darkens
>Natalia's body drifts toward Vancouver to begin the Great Canuckian Cleansing
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HAIL LENIN

NICHOLAS II WAS AN ASSHOLE
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>>134584268
repent now
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>>134582116
>tfw you have a fucked up relationship with your own mother and shit like this makes you feel warm and happy but you know it's wrong

Thanks for this feel, anon.
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>>134584166
Brought a tear to my eye
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>>134584015
this good
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>>134584478
>>134584482
join my kik group dedicated to mummy
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>>134584268
>worshiping a kike puppet of kike Rothschild
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>>134574438
Tsarists are still better than Soviets tbqh
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>>134584015
>>134584166
My man boobs are milking. Please more.
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>>134584386
Natalia the Great
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>>134584787
>The Last War of Man is beginning
>Bombs are falling
>Everyone is dying
>Every nuke goes off the wrong way
>Instead of an atomic explosion, there's a temporal reversion to the early Eocene
>Washington DC is hit by multiple bombs
>Natalia Poklonskaya is there when the bombs hit
>A mob of reporters is questioning her about whether or not the jorts she's wearing on her trip were made in Crimea
>Her pelvis is enormous
>Natalia's butt is a peach as wide as her arm span
>It's supported by thighs shaped like squished globes
>She's using them as armrests
>Above a plush belly, boobs as big as her head hang heavy with milk
>Her gray t-shirt strains to keep them covered
>The reporters are oblivious to they way her nipples pump in and out in time to her heartbeat
>Her clothes are blown away by the first bomb's blastwave
>The reporters are reduced to ash
>Emma Watson screams as the bombs hit
>Both women are left untouched by the bombs
>Her overly expensive outfit is shredded, her hair is reduced to a centimeter
>She's every bit as curvaceous as Natalia
>As the temporal reversion spreads, Emma staggers toward Natalia
>Natalia feels something funny between her thighs
>Her clit is swelling, pumping itself in time to her pulse
>Emma's having trouble walking
>Natalia recoils at the sight of Emma's clit swelling toward her like a birthday balloon
>It sways from side to side as Emma waddles, the people around her turning to ash
>Emma leaps onto Natalia and begins humping away
>Natalia tries to scream but Emma's mouth goes in for a kiss
>Natalia's body starts humping back
>Thighs slap together and clits slip against each other
>Buttocks slap about as undulations of blubber roll across them
>They continue kissing, Natalia's body acting against the wishes of her mind
>Both clits strike home and stick fast in the opposing vagina
>Stuck together, both women slam their hips together as they grope their butts
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>>134584950
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>>134585036
>They roll over what was once asphalt
>Emma doesn't understand anything Natalia screams
>All she knows is that something hot and sticky just erupted from her clit
>The orgasm hits both women like an electric shock
>Natalia ejaculates with Emma and automatically knows something's wrong
>Mummies aren't supposed to make cummies
>Especially not enough to make tummies bulge
>Emma cackles as Natalia's clit throbs out another surge of sperm
>She ejaculates in return, Natalia half-screaming with panic as she gropes her own growing midsection
>A herd of condylarths charges by to devour some banker that tripped
>Emma and Natalia orgasm again and again
>Their bellies growing bigger and bigger
>The surge of cummies waxes and wanes in time to their pelvic thrusts
>Natalia feels her sperm-stretched gut pressing against Emma's
>But she's too preoccupied with sucking milk from her own tits to keep track
>A glance up shows her own gold-tan belly swelling up and out, hiding Emma's face
>Then her boobs
>And then her belly
>Joined at the hips, both women are forced onto their backs
>Emma smiles with joy as the cummies stop
>She twists her body to roll over, bringing Natalia with her
>Butts slapping together gently, they feel their breasts swelling with milk
>The war between liberalism and conservatism was a tie for them
>The diameter of either belly is equal to its owner's height
>Natalia groans as she feel movement deep inside her
>Emma giggles as she hugs a pair of breasts twice the size of her head
>Surrounded by a temperate rainforest and struggling to contain enormous broods, they're the sole future of humanity
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>tfw no smart and cute girl gf
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>>134585145
delete slanderous material RITE NOW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>134585089
>>134585145
DELET TIHS
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>>134585235
>>134585319
No.
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>>134585089
>>134584950
Where's Trump and Justin? They must save them.
>>
>>134585145
lel
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>>134585374
iam contacting mummy right now and she's going to punish u
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>>134574095
I don't know how subhumans can view this woman as anything other than some shill whore to placate the retards and expand russia's territory

There are many Russian men who could do a better job at handling Crimea but,

>this whore looks good so the neckbeards will fall in love with her and make memes
>the Kremlin can easily shill memes about her, as they've done so far
>no one's gonna call her a racist or a warmonger because she looks like a normal single mum
>she can push obvious scripted propaganda like busts oozing magic fairy pixie and no one will bat an eye

Sad how shilling and memeing has fallen this low
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>>134585859
>spic
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>>134574095
>Nicholas II

I look just like him. I should try to marry her.
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ULTIMATE MUMMY
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>>134585145
looks like something from wallace and gromit
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>>134586270
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>>134586463
mummy lieks dolfins
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>>134574095
mommy thread? im in.
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>>134582116
>>134582516
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>>134574095
She's a lunatic tbqh.
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"allright Mr. Anon, I just got your 23andMe lab results and it says here you got some non-European ancestry, care to explain that?"
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>>134586693
w-well you are my mummy so can you explain
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>>134586533
dolvins love mummy
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>>134586693
>hates Hitler
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>>134579082
>take that, Snapchat
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>>134575078
That doesn't make Trump smart...
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>>134583097
>Show your... unhealthy... obsession with Nicholas II
For real?
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>>134584015
>rebar and dog skins
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>>134586791
mummy is friends of all sea creatures
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>>134575960
Yup, that makes you stupid. Just look at the US Congress.
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>>134586921
OP post isn't enough? Or maybe i have to tell you about what happened on annual Immortal Regiment?
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>>134583097
>meme prosecutor
Let's face it, if the Japanese hadn't turned her into a meme would you even know who she was?
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>>134581918

You wish, fucking hohol

Your own people are fleeing into Russia and Poland by the millions, your army has no morale. Just give up aleady
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>>134581918
>"Nowo Rossija"
>Oblasts Donjetsk and Lughansk
>Mummy, prosecutor of Crimea
>Crimea, Russian territory
>Asow trying to invade Crimea?
>...
>Sewastopol Black Sea Fleet HQ
>25,000 men guard
>Asow be KILL

you wish
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>>134587407
Yes. And now i have to thank them for yet another leech in Duma
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>>134574095

Litcherally perfection in human female form
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>>134584268

Press "s" to spit on Lenin's grave

s
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>>134574095
This chick has an unhealthy obsession with Nicholas II. Like crazy stalker fangirl-tier.
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>>134587671
ssssssssss
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>>134587768
I wish she would murder my family and friends, then lock me in her basement so she can verbally, emotionally, and sexually abuse me for the rest of my life.
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>>134587768
she does
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>>134588062
mummy likes Nicolas ok
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>>134588013
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>>134578327
She's wearing the same ribbon that Richard Spencer's handler wears...
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>>134574095
Find a woman, but a farm, have children.

>>134565406
>>134565406
>>134565406
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>>134586045
>memer
Proving my post right with accuracy down to the letter
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>>134590574
>memer
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Mummy needs to be Tsarina
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>>134578755
yes
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>>134574438
Based Latvia, death to ivan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBNKkLTYk6g
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>>134584268
Why dont you fuck off to ur hugbox called /leftypol/
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