W-w-we're your greatest allies, guys!
FUCK THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP
You come off as a paedophile does to his victim
You're a world power who usurped our position in the 1900s with some frankly fucking shocking tactics that proved you were absolutely no friend of ours, including but not limited to;
>Forcing us to scrap a lot of our Navy after WWI to 'appease Germany' (turns out later you just wanted us weakened)
>Loans at massive interest during WWII because you knew we needed them, with the express goal of killing our empire
>Suez
>Fucking us over over the Falklands and TO THIS DAY still calling it "Las Malvinas"
>Pressured muh based Thatcher into letting you build air bases in our country to attack Libya
>YOU LITERALLY FUNDED THE FUCKING IRA AND BILL CLINTON GAVE THEM VALIDITY BY HOLDING TALKS AND MEETINGS WITH THEM
>And last but not least most recently your creepy "Special Relationship" meme where you just drag us into oil wars as your lapdog
Calm down, man.
das a good lil vassle sate yes it is :)
maybe next time the big strong vassle state won't lose a war :))
>>134543495
Just wait for 2022
>>134543690
When we kill you again?
>>134543185
What are you talking about? Nobody here calls the islands to the Malvinas. Also you just HAD to fuck with Germany twice, lucky we bailed you out at all.
>>134543690
I know how to prove I'm not a lapdog!
>shoots self
Very smart.
>>134543185
It sucks to suck dude.
don't cry britain-kun! you are safe now
>>134543185
Based States will cuck you to death Mohammed
>>134543185
First time I'm seeing this in color. Nice.
>>134543185
>You come off as a paedophile does to his victim
>Haut de la Garenne, Jersey
You bongs literally pioneered industrialized abuse of orphan children
neck yourself