Why do British people need to come to the U.S. to preach their

>>134529060
He couldn't give less of a shit about what he says, he just loves that sweet liberal moo-lah.

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>>134529060
we gotta disarm you before we get pic related back

did you think the british invasion ever ended? lol resist all you like struggling only gets my dick harder!

>>134529060
He is liberal because it's how he is employed (same as hollywood actors, you have to be to get work), almost everything he says is written down for him by his american writers.

You aren't really falling into the trap of thinking what he says are his own words are you?

Also he is a nobody in the uk, if you yanks stopped thinking accents mattered so much he would be one there too.

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>>134529185
farrage,milo,pjw,sargon and many more are influencing you

even trump submits to the anglo

>>134529185
degerate, no wonder your turning to the caliphate.
either way at 79.9% white we shall remain the bulwark against islamic takeover by people like you

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>>134529185
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>>134529060
because it's easy to sue over speech across the pond.

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>ZERO trigger discipline

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>>134529281
sorry m8 but you are alot less white than that

you will be ours again

>>134529060
Communism demands you spread your cancer to other countries, it's the whole point of a subversive ideology.

It's like leftypol, they sit their smelly unwashed asses down in the place that hates them the most.

>>134529060
Agreed.

Aussies and bongs preach their cancerous gun-control bullshit and it's really annoying.

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>>134529376
how can we hope to retake the colonies if you have guns?

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Somehow I just couldn't imagine John Oliver being a British show. Not sure why, just dont think it would work. He's too flashy and annoying.

>>134529060
This unfunny kike is a failed comedian over here. In America, he's basically the biggest thing on TV.

What does that tell you about the difference between our two countries?

>>134529060
I find it funny that they talk about "Russian Interference" in the election when englishfags like this interefered out in the open

>>134529456
He's only in America because he failed here.

>>134529456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5tAYnex6fY

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>>134529497
to learn who rules over you find those whom you are not allowed to insult

>>134529185
>Get back the first Colony that successfully kicked you out back
>While your homeland is burning all around you and that colony is mostly full of Anglos anyway

>>134529421
nah, it's the American Empire's turn.

England will be the 55st state after we annex Canada.

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>>134529497
That's because the left in your country are trying real hard to resurrect the cold war and pretend it still exists.

Trump could be swapping nuclear secrets with Italy but no one would give a shit its not Russia.

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>>134529598
you blew your chance son

we are coming out of retirement

>>134529657
Enjoy your chinks and poo's

>>134529657
All for this.

>>134529533
DUDE HE'S PROBABLY A QUEER LMAO

>>134529060
Because you can't have humor in Britain anymore. One wrong word and its off to jail for you you thought criminal! The left has killed humor.

Just like with immigration the loudest proponents of uncontrolled mass immigration are white high upper and upper middle class liberals who can move away from the affected areas. While they move away from migrants they virtue signal how multiculturalism is necessary. Hypocrites the whole lot of them.

'Comedians' who fail in the UK go over to America, because America is full of tasteless retards, so it's much easier to find an audience.

>>134529060
>Why do British people need to come to the U.S. to preach their obnoxious Leftist politics?
because Americans love British accents so beadyeyed fags like John Oliver go over to cashout.

>>134529329
His wife was in the Army, too.
He literally has no excuse.

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>>134529469
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>>134529657
Face it, bongs. You got BTFO.

>>134529060
>fucking finger on the bang switch

We have a decent sense of humour so we don't find him funny. All our failed comedians head stateside where burgers will whoop and clap at any old shite.

Anyway they're your problem now.

>>134529231
>Also he is a nobody in the uk

This. Nobody had ever even heard of this cunt before he started on the Daily Show

>>134529300
George Washington was a Brit ethnically

>>134530503

The Washington platation "Mt Vernon" was named after Edward Vernon of the Royal Navy.

>>134529967

Yes by the French.

>>134530503
>>134530823
The only presidents not Anglo were James Monroe, Martin Van Buren, James K. Polk, James Buchanan, Woodrow Wilson, Dwight Eisenhower, and John F. Kennedy.

Even obunghole had Anglo ancestors...

>>134529231
Its good that yanks think British accents matter

Whenever I go over there I get to slay dirty yank slags cause of it

>>134529060
>trigger discipline
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>134529060
>Why do British people need to come to the U.S. to preach their obnoxious Leftist politics?

Why do americans need to invade countries all over the world spreading their filth?

>>134529060
Because your media keeps paying them a lot of money to do so. That faggot, for instance, probably earns more every day from the Daily Show than he did in a year when he was here in the UK appearing a handful of times on panel shows.

>>134531080
George W Bush, Bill Clinton and Obama are all cousins.
Really honks your horn, doesn't it?

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>>134529185
How about you take back current year man and piers morgan and you can have new England back.

>oliver holding a gun

I bet after the photo shoot he cried.

brits don't have the freeom to freedumb their speech so they go to people more privledged.

btw. in brittopia it is "ahh some idiots got murdered" and america hears about it on american nightly news.

In america killing & crime is a daily ritual that no one gives a fuck about

>>134531080
>Wilson
> His mother was born in Carlisle, England, the daughter of Rev. Dr. Thomas Woodrow from Paisley, Scotland, and Marion Williamson from Glasgow.[5]

>>134529657
>Canada
oh god no

>>134530873
After we rekt them at Canada.

>>134529060
Burgers need to deport anti gun Brits as subversive foreign agents.

>>134532572
No they don't, where do you think they'll deport them to?

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>>134529060
Surprisingly, we have far more lefty comedians than even the BBC can find jobs for, so they're forced to seek their fortunes elsewhere.

probably because all of the money and attention american retards give them

>>134529185

Took me like 10 full seconds to realize that wasn't Norway.

On behalf of my country. Sorry for John Oliver. Guy's an obnoxious smartass. Knows that when he's eventually ran out of the U.S (like Piers Morgan was), nobody in the UK will like him.

Sorry again.

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>>134532270
Never forget this cunt. After this was published a gunleather maker sent kuntzman a custom holster - for a tampon

>>134529060
England is a nation of shameful, disgusting cowards.

>>134529300
>federalist cuck

He was about as british as you can get

>>134529060
Feel free to move to the U.K. and spew your bigoted hatred.

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BECAUSE DRUMFFFFPPP

None of the British people on American television are remotely in demand over here.

John Oliver had no career. Morgan will say anything that he is paid to say. James Corden is a massive fat spastic.

>>134533065
Yet this reject has half of America hanging on his every word

>>134533065
t.shitavious beanerstein III jr

OY VEY, CAN YOU SEE...

>>134529896
British television is industrial strength mind poison.
They have no taste in media

>>134533117
I had honestly never heard of Oliver until /pol/ kicked off about him

John Oliver wasn't even well known over here, it's your own liberal studios that took the fucker.

>>134533241
>no taste in media

Name a class of music without the best band being British, I fucking dare you

They're being imported by Jews who recognize that smart-sounding British people go further with pseudo-intellectual 20-somethings than a fellow American would. The accent makes them sound more intelligent, while the foreign status makes them sound more "objective."

>>134530068
>We have a decent sense of humour so we don't find him funny. All our failed comedians head stateside where burgers will whoop and clap at any old shite.

/thread

He could never succeed in the U.K. When he first cropped up as a "famous British comedian" on my radar my first thought was "who the fuck is he? I've never seen him on any British programme..."

>>134533340
>makes them sound
It's funny cos olivers accent makes him sound like a tard over here

>>134529231
(((American writers)))

>>134529060
I am sorry our politicians and agenda pushers are fucking with your shit.

Sadiq Khan shit talking Trump is pissing me off.

>>134529060
Because they enjoy living here, and are too stupid to fathom why.

>>134529657
Fuck Canada right now. Also Trudeau is globalist as fuck and a French Canadian Cuck, not an Anglo overlord.

>>134529376
Any Brit who looks at any statistic ever of what happened to our country either gets redpilled on guns or they go full retard and literally just start denying facts and government and police statistics because MUH GUNS ARE EBIL THEY KILL PEOPLE :(

>what is increased violent crime rates
>what is basic human right to self defense
>what is knife crime
>what is acid attacks
>what is the Islamic take over of Britain
>what is every single measurable statistic showing our country has been getting more dangerous every year since we banned guns

>>134533702
Guys like oliver, if they thought saying the exact opposite would make them one more shekel, they'd do it

>Be anti gun Brit retard
>Move to America, the most armed nation in the world
>Preach about banning guns but refuse to go back to your own country because it is too dangerous after banning guns


Everyone like this should fucking kill themselves

>>134533901
>guns, knives, acid
That's what these idiots don't get - people will find a way to fuck each other up. You don't stop it by banning the instruments. You don't look at what people posess, it's what they do with it...

No malum prohibitum, only malum in se (no evil things, only evil actions)

>>134534165
I have managed to redpill a few people on guns and get them to come shooting with me by explaining to them that owning guns doesn't turn you into a mass murderer any more than owning a kitchen drawer full of knives makes you start stabbing people.

Then if they bring up Chicago in America I explain to them how it supports my argument not theirs because Chicago has UK levels of gun control.

Alright, how do you suggest we do our bit to uncuck our country then?

>>134529456
He was. It was just that he was painfully unfunny and couldn't take jokes aimed at him.

That's the secret to all those brit talk show hosts and "comedians" in the US like John Oliver and James Corden; they're all utter failures or dried up in the UK.

>>134534536
public speaking

>>134534143
>Preach about banning guns but refuse to go back to your own country because it is too dangerous after banning guns
That's stupid talk. Banning guns makes communities more safer. Importing third-worlders on the other hand makes communities more unsafe.

>>134534435
Yeah, I want to get back into it, but the only rifle club round my way is olympic small bore stuff. There is a clays club though, might give that a try

>>134534536
Lobby, campaign, petition to demand gun rights back.

Join a shooting club, find a decent one that isn't just full of old farts with their winchesters that only let you shoot prone and would kick you out if you showed up with an AR-15 or any kind of modern firearm and meet like minded people.

Firearms-UK is a good group to join trying to advocate and campaign for handguns and concealed carry.

>>134529060
Because pseudo intellectual leftist retards in your country reward them (they do it because they think it makes them more refined in the midst of all the niggers wetbacks and trailer park bubbas). These people are nobody in Britain but they can gain prestige and favour among stupid Americans.

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>>134534768
Really...

>>134534773
I know the feel, I have to travel to a new city to shoot as my closest club is the "only. 22lr rimfire winchesters and wooden rifles, we are very old and anything other than this or a double barrel shotgun is heresy"

They are just as bad as anti gunners if you show up with a modern black rifle.

>>134529060
Some of them even came over here and started a democracy. WTF MAN KYS

>>134534574
James Corden is the biggest fat unfunny faggot I have ever seen in my life, I fucking hate that cunt and he is on fucking everything and running it.

Annoying fat cunt I would happily go to jail for smashing his fat fucking head in. Cunt.

>>134534938
Yup, there are groups which ignore the law, most of them are dangerous. So that's why it's better to not outlaw guns. In some countries, people get rights to use guns. In Czech republic, citizens are allowed to shoot down terrorists.

Do you think self defense by gun should be legalized?

>>134534768
HAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking retard.

Crime started shooting up instantly after we banned guns.

It even started getting worse in the 20's after the first gun grab when we were 100% white, then again in the 80's after the 2nd ban wave after the Hungerford Massacre, it totally started going to shit after we banned handguns in 1997

>>134534938
Nice cherry-picked stat. Britain has had some of the most restrictive gun laws, and one of the lowest homicide rates, since the 1968 firearms act. 5-year blip during post-9/11 global turmoil notwithstanding.

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>>134534768
Britain is more white than USA but we have obscenely more violent crime than them you fucking mong

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>>134535217
>Do you think self defense by gun should be legalized?

Oh yes. I actually donated to the UK libertarian party, the only ones promising to repeal the handgun ban and allow for self defence

>>134529060
The UK is a police state.

Not even meming.

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>>134535438
The gun bans made no difference to our violent crime or homicide rates. See we never had high gun crime rates to begin with...

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>>134531080
>The only presidents not Anglo

You forgot the most important one.

>>134535438
We had one of the lowest homicide rates when we were full second amendment tier too, when we could carry guns in public our police didn't even need to be armed because we were so civilised.


Violent crime rates, robbery, home invasions, rapes are a lot better indicator for how banning guns fucked our country up royally.

>>134529060
I wish all the disgusting Anglos would leave the US. They are literally nigger tier.

>>134529060
the british dont feel safe unless they think they control the world. sure they replaced the jews and are currently like 45% of israels population but come on their colonies all failed

at this point its like seeing a old geezer who use to be somebody talk about his glory days. come on grandpa you killed some gooks in vietnam but if you say that shit in public you might die so get use to shutting the fuck up

>>134529060
Because all our failed comedians are sent abroad like this guy, never heard of him until the American TV show

>>134535537
They actually removed that from their latest manifesto and said they don't think it's a big issue anymore.

It may be just to try and get a larger voter base and support from normies then they can stealth it in later though.

>>134535687
he's half bong (scottish) so we're still good...

>>134535885
Fuck.

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When Britain send their comedians, they're not sending their best.

>>134535939
Scots aren't Anglo. Important difference.

>>134529060
> Goes to a different country
> Starts complaining things are different

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>>134529185
muslims are kebabing your girls in pieces and taking your streets over. London is 50% white. Hope Churchil was worth it, you could've had Mosley, but nooo.

>>134536050
Next best thing though, desu

>>134530873
The vast majority of battles were fought solely by Americans (who were literal farmers btw).
It was our hands that broke the grip. The French only gave support.

>>134529232
No one even know May exists.

>>134535687
I remember he came to Scotland for his golf course. Visited some cottage and Claimed he was proud to be Scawtish. So annoying that yanks do that. They come here and we wuz about our history.

>>134536639
>ours
Funny thing is, they were British. 1776 was a British civil war...

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>>134536166
If Churchill had been reelected in 45 it would have been a different story. Guess who coined the phrase keep england white?

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>>134536970
>this is what British people actually believe

>>134529060
You made this literal who famous because Americans enjoy his low brow comedy. No-one knows who he is here. Also see James Corden and Piers Morgan who everyone hated.

>>134537206
Well yes. North America was British, ergo any citizens were by definition, British. Until you won...

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Kids,kids everywhere.REEEE

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John Oliver had no fame in based Britain.

John Oliver is a millionaire in America.

That tells you who is cucked.

Hint: it's the country that is less than 50% white

>>134537371
No, they ceased being British the moment they took arms in rebellion of Britain.
Besides, even if you could actually consider them "British", they still have absolutely no relation to modern Britain.
Your (soldier) ancestors were completely BTFO by my (literal farmer) ancestors. This is undeniable fact.

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>>134537430

>The end effect is (obviously) not to deliver information, but rather to literally teach the viewers -- on a subconscious level -- to mentally associate derisive laughter with any person or opinion that is at odds with the narratives take on the chosen issue

That sounds really, really familiar... Almost like it's a core feature of another garbage talk show...

>>134538170
He has no studio audience, though. It's not really the same.
That show is shit for a lot of reasons, but I really don't think it's subversively brainwashing anyone.

>>134537838
It was like Vietnam. You just fight from trees and shit because you couldn't fight us musket to musket. Then you got France to bail you out.

Who cares anyway. You started a war over 3% taxes and now look at what you're paying. Also friendly reminder that your country killed a million of its own people because some states wanted to voluntarily leave the union. 'Land of the free' indeed lmao.

>>134538367

Only insofar as Oliver is using similar tactics. Brainwashing is the wrong word, what they're doing is using laughter and funny faces to glide right past the argument by making it appear too ridiculous to discuss properly.

I think Carlson is much more guilty of this than Oliver to be honest. You don't need an audience to do what they each do.

>>134529281

>he thinks we aren't more than 55% white

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>>134538437
>Brits are still this unbelievably butthurt over 1776

>>134538440
>I think Carlson is much more guilty of this than Oliver to be honest
That's because you're a completely biased piece of shit. Go back to /leftypol/ you fucking faggot

>>134529060
>best gig on American tv
>late night hbo show
Yea, most Americans don't even have HBO.

RIGHT

i want to jump ship
i'm sick of this country
everything is going to shit
just on the news this morning, another license to add to our great collection and another list to put our name on
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/22/drones-will-have-to-be-registered-in-uk-safety-clampdown

the left has too much power here and its authoritarian as fuck
i want to start my own business one day when i finish my degree and quite frankly, britain is no place to do it there are too many laws and people that want to stand in your way
i have to move to england anyway to even have a chance so i might as well just go the whole way and leave this country entirely
so which ex-colony should i choose? or somewhere else? and where in that country?

>>134539222

https://archive.is/PsnQc

>>134529060
>The time telling limey holding an AR-15
>of course he has no trigger discipline

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>>134529060
>mag not fully inserted

>>134539222
It's actually really easy to start a business in the UK.

>>134529060
Dumb Brit doesn't even have trigger discipline

>>134537838
The the US civil war wasn't a really civil war cos the CSA declared independence?

>>134539222
>abandoning your country when it needs you more than ever
The most cucked trips I've ever seen. Kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>>134529185
Ain't happening Rory.

Gonna have to pry my gun from my cold dead HANDS!!!!

>>134539418
substantiate your claims
anyway that's only part of the reason
i guess it will get better once we leave the eu though

>>134539603
>american
>don't abandon your country
ok

>>134529657
I feel like this could work well if the UK wasnt already part of other freedom of movement deals.

Glad to see the UK getting out of the old folks home. Gonna dust off the old rifles and show us how to sort Africa out?

>>134539769
>substantiate your claims
https://www.gov.uk/set-up-business

The UK is one of the easiest places on earth to start a company.

If John Oliver was based in the UK he'd fail because he's just some liberal idiot and we have enough of those, But in America idiotic fat mouth breathers can stare at him and say "Look Honey His voice dun diffrunt from mine and he says he from the england, we are more culturd by watching these guy talk about pawlitics in a way i can understaynd wat with the pictures of kittens dressed as trump an obamo huhuhu"

>>134529060
Because we're clearly smarter than you :)

>>134529060
British media is like a full nappy. It's so full of shit that sometimes a bit of it leaks out.

>>134529060
Because you guys have all the people who'd actually listen to his garbage.

America is full of universities cranking out holier-than-thou liberals who aren't actually that smart but want to at least pretend that they are, so they watch John Oliver because it makes them feel political and smart because he's a well spoken man telling political jokes.

The majority of our left wing voters don't watch anything political. They watch Eastenders. They have no interest in politics or the left wing ideology. They just vote left because of muh bennies.

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Lmao Muhammad

>>134539222
I feel you famalam, I'm sick of this cesspit of authoritarianism. Former farm land in the north of Spain (Galicia) is very very cheap. You can get 2-4 acres for 30-50k euros. I have a 5 year plan to build my passive income and internet businesses and then just full on Varg it.

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>>134529060
British? Looks like a jew

>>134529060
Wow, that AR is so 2007.

>>134529060
Of course his finger's on the trigger.

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>>134538750
>HUR WE BEAT YOU IN 1234
>Yeah, only because you were bailed out by larger Empires
>WAAH WHY ARE YOU SO BUTTHURT?

ITT: pols that have no idea about the covert British agenda of undermining US democracy for 200+ years..
http://www.larouchepub.com/eiw/public/2017/eirv44n05-20170203/04_4405.pdf

>>134546092
It was actually mostly because the Brits couldn't be arsed to keep sending troops, arms and ammunition over the Atlantic to keep fighting and thought that once they had their fun and rebelled for a bit they would fuck the country up and beg to come back.


Oh how they were mistaken.

>>134536931
>muhammad looking up at Alfred the Great - my ancestor :).png.tiff.exe

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>>134546092
>WE BEAT YOU IN 1234
Damson, we've been winning since the dark ages.

>>134547455
Ahmed why you defending the UK?

>>134529060
No these cunts you worship and make millionaires can't get arrested on TV here

>>134529060

>that
>British

only in accent.

I guess...
the sun finally set eh?

>>134529524

Do you bongs still think the Sniglets guy is God's gift to comedy?