This red button would eradicate a group of people of your choice. But if you press it, everyone in the world will know who you are and what you did.
What do?
Button eradicates pedos. Would press.
>>134507257
Someone get me the picture where the guy flashed his dick in front of a crowd and they're all autistic screeching and he's just smiling.
(((Leftists)))
>>134507418
agree, get rid of leftists and you'd be a hero to everyone alive because they would all be conservatives
"Carl, I'm not Carl, Carl moved. I'm Ted from Canada"
Commies
>>134507257
Jews.
I will be so loved :D
>>134507257
Kill all the jews
dont even care, Id probably get secretly made king of the world by world leaders
>>134507257
Politicians
Der juden
sand niggers
nobody actively defends them anyways, most that will happen is people will tweet angrily about me
>>134507257
>What do?
By the time I am done mashing the button over and over, the remaining whites would treat me as their savior. I wouldn't be concerned about my anonymity.
>>134507257
black people
noone would ever fear walking the streets at night, crime would drop, money would be saved on gibs, and the world would be a better place.
>>134507324
I am impressed at your intellect.
>>134507257
Everyone that visits /pol/.
Allahu Snackbar
>>134507418
You'll still be left with muslims, niggers and other undesirables though
racists.
I'd kill off most of the undesirable whites, especially deep in the South. A huge chunk of the dindu population. Pretty much every jew, and around 75% of the asian population. And on top of that I would be looked at as a hero, so I wouldn't have any angry people coming after me.
>>134507257
Button erases Zionists from the world.
>>134507257
eliminate the Jews.
>>134507257
Jews
netherlands.
had a bad experience with them.
Muslims
>>134507257
Anyone who does not identify as a white american under the age of 60.
It was hard, but I found a way to eliminate blacks and Donald Trump.
White Males
>>134507324
first post, patrician post
Seeing as everbody has niggers and jews down..
>poos
>>134510129
back to >>>/lit/ red
>>134507257
Somalians. No doubt the worst group of """humans""" on the planet
>>134507257
Anybody who would oppose me if i pressed the button. Therefore I suffer no consequences because anyone who would punish me is dead
bankers
>>134510129
lol, enjoy your hell on Earth. Even if we were gone you'd still blame us for everything.
>>134507257
the vast majority of the planet would be happy to see trump supporters go
>Step 1: Find Norway Anon and tell them my plan before marrying them
>Step 2: Get citizenship as a Norway citizen, and renounce my burger citizenship
>Step 3: Press the button, kill all niggers
>Step 4: Divorce my Norway anon spouse and enjoy my 3 week incarceration
>Step 5: Enjoy my (You)s when I come back here to shitpost
I will become /ourguy/, enjoy a luxurious Norway vacation, and Make America Great Again. Honestly, you can't get better than that.
Muslims
>>134507257
Every male not me.
Fuck all of you I'm gunna cuck your corpses
>>134510629
You misspelled anglos
>>134507257
Kill all leftists. They are the true cancer in our societies and are working to undermine them.
>>134507903
Yeah, and you could send them all home without anyone batting an eye.
>>134507257
>But if you press it, everyone in the world will know who you are and what you did.
A small sacrifice, bye Mudslimes.
>>134507694
Solid answer, but, could you spare Trey Gowdy for me?
Everyone I don't like, whether it be communists, muslims, or jews.
>>134507257
Eradicate the Jews. Become 2nd Fuhrer
>>134507324
fpbp
>>134507257
Button eradicates niggers. Press it repeatedly.
COMMUNISTS, that would solve the issues of North Korea, vietnam, and china which would then become Christian. It would rid the world of Antifa and I would never have to hear the book called the crucible ever again from my future Children.
Humans
>>134512579
Don't cut yourself on the edge there pal
>>134507257
any group? id choose all men besides me. that way id get lots of sex
Afro-Asians
That way 2/3rds of the human race gets wiped out and we all have a groovy time at the after party
Everyone on this Earth except for me. Fair judgement.
>>134507324
fpbp
>>134507257
Goy, because we are God's chosen people anyhow.
>>134512706
Did you just assume my species shitlord?
the only correct answer is:
KILL ALL WOMEN
First, the men will quickly invent a working artificial uterus
Then they will start killing each other and naturally the white men will win as they are historically best at war
>>134507324
goodbye anon
>>134507651
how? there are no jews to do secret shit anymore
>>134507324
I was going to say Jews, but this is better.
>will still kill 99% of Jews, but also get the useful goyim.
>>134507257
kikes
>kill all burgers
>become hero to world
>>134507514
>agree, get rid of leftists and you'd be a hero to everyone alive because they would all be conservatives
Half the US is dead, ISIS is at full power, and the rest of the world is horrified at the suicidal americans.
Good job breaking it hero.
>>134507552
This, except a different excuse because my button would eliminate filthy leafposters
>>134507257
Kill all niggers and deal with whatever the repercussions are. You some kind of faggot, op?
>>134507257
I eradicate all nonwhites, this includes Jews.
I then move to China and explore the decaying urban environment with no people for thousands of miles until I return home in several decades and even the leftists have come to the conclusion that nonwhites really were a net negative for society.
Would be rad.
>>134507257
>non whites
I'm willing to become martyr
>>134507257
Guillotine the bankers be crown mein fuhrer of the the Forth reich
>>134507257
Mudslimes
>>134507324
You'd be labeled an anti-Semite
Muslims
Anyone who has net worth over 2 million USD.
>>134507257
jews. would be interesting to see who would die.
>>134513839
>>134513805
Would also choose non-whites.
>>134507910
Underrated.
But I'm racist so I hate it.
>>134515156
it would also be interesting to see if the same social problems would pop up again.
>>134507257
Everyone that voted hillary
>>134507257
people who are (possessed by) evil
>>134507910
Everyone is secretly racist
Only ones alive will be babies
>>134507324
>>134507257
Polish people, press it instantly
Jews. I'd be a hero for the ages.
>>134515615
>t. shitskin
>>134507257
Kill all the humans.
KIKES
>>134507257
People with Curly hair
>>134507257
Juden number one, dindu, spics, chinks, jeets, not japs though. We'll need a slave race
>>134515130
Only one person in this entire fucking thread has his head in the fucking game. Everyone else is merely demonstrating the power of propaganda.
>>134507257
all people who would care enough to try to harm me if I had all abrahamic religiotards killed.
>>134507324
What will you do without a government?
>>134507257
All the jew-enabling traitor goys.
Degenerates is objectively the best answer
People older than me
>>134507324
BUT JAPAN! I'd know your name so I'd hunt you down
No one will make my anime if you do this
>>134507257
All Arabs, I'm Sam Hyde
jews should tremble
I will live forever!
>>134507257
Press it again...
Everyone participating in this thread. Literally no one cares about any of you so my life will go on as usual.
>Slams fist onto button screaming ghetto trash
>>134507257
white people, now im a king
G G
>>134507743
Die* Juden you fucking nigger
>>134516716
you also starve to death or get eatne by other non whites
>>134516649
Wrong
You get rid of us and no one is there to keep the Jews at bay
Being a male will be illegal you'll be dragged out of your house and put on estrogen
They'll cut off your dick and make you house refugees
Enjoy your hijab all this because you got rid of the last bastion
4chan is the Israel of the internet
Gotta go with jews
>>134516870
:)
The six gorillion. No doubt.
I would probably be dragged out in the streets by the Marxist goyim and hanged. But, generations down the road, people would begin to look around and realize that they no longer have burdening chains on their consciences inflicted by predatory finances, smut media, and marxist degeneracy.
Within 200 years, the national capital building of every country on Earth would have a 50 foot marble or bronze statue depicting the moment I pressed the button and saved the course of civilization.
>>134516869
I would button you three times if I could.
Normies!!
>>134507257
if i say a group that i'm a part of do i do too?
>>134507257
Everyone who has not even made an attempt at lifting or reading the classics.
>>134512908
everyone on earth except for me and those who would absolutely love me and worship me after the event
>>134507257
What if you use it to commit suicide?
>>134512992
how do you make artificial eggs? oh wait we have those on ice already, thousands of them.
avenue forcall
>>134507257
rich people who own most of the world (so probably jews and traitorous whites)
and free popularity?
nice
i'd kill all women
I'd use it to eradicate Human Women
that is, BIOLOGICAL(XX chromosome) women
The human race deserves to be purged
All ugly traps
>>134507257
goyim
>jews have to work
global kwetching commences
>>134518067
kek
why the fucks capacha 10 rounds?
>>134507324
best post, gets rid of jews, Muslims and most niggers too.
>>134507257
Landlubbers
>>134510337
honestly, china needs to be destroyed. at least the poos let animals walk on them while china, ya know....
>>134508382
Wow, rude
>>134518984
guy didnt call hmi back
>>134508382
Not cool dude not cool
Radical islamists
>>134507257
Every sociopathic, skilless, talentless cunt who has the low cunning and mental wiring to bullshit their way into positions of power - no matter how significant or insignificant. Any boss at any kind of office job, for instance. Trust me, the world would thank me.
>>134507324
Goodbye Jews
Goodbye whites
Goodbye weeaboos
Goodbye furries
Goodbye muslims
Goodbye japan
Goodbye Catholics
Goodbye teachers
Goodbye dad
Has to be Chinese
>>134507257
>press button to eradicate group I am part of
>no reprecussions from survivors cos I'm dead
>best part: I'm dead
>>134507257
>everyone dies
>everyone will know
pick one you retard
reason I say Chinese Globalism and Zionism are collapsing under their own dead-weight, the jews are terrible people but still only 2% of the world's population, if we could press a button and 2 billion of the yellow scourge from earth most problems would go away.
>>134507257
>Ctrl + F "gays" "faggots" "homos"
>0 results
I'm proud of you /pol/
>>134521987
>You've been hit by
>You've been struck by
>A smooth anon
Wew so hard
greedy people
>>134507257
Every living person and man made object in Africa, South America, And from Turkey to every "stan" country and the rest of Asia (excluding Australia).
Would press twice to make sure
>>134522772
Hmm people that eat a lot of crackers??
>>134507257
>everyone in the world will know who you are and what you did
I don't give a fuck
I'll choose to eradicate the MENA rats, all semites sandiggers hebrews included
Time to erase middle-east and north-africa from the map and from history
Time to erase those rats who were not supposed to exist from the start
>>134507257
/pol/acks.
>>134507324
If you kill all the pedos there'll just be more next generation, pedophilia isn't hereditary. I'd kill the niggers since at least kikes aren't violent AND I'd be helping bring down the global population
>>134507257
>This red button would eradicate a group of people of your choice
I would eradicate all the sinners.
>>134525576
It's a backdoor to killing jews while being hailed as a hero you dense cunt
>>134525680
>sinners
no such thing exists
you can't "sin"(a bullshit concept) against an imaginary character
>not knowing sin means literally blaming you to eternal torture for...get this....BEING BORN
jesustards make the worst neighbors
you all suck and you're all fucking stupid and delusional
The party of Dylan Roof, everyone
>>134507257
Button eradicates all willing sexual deviants.
Would push.
>>134507825
You forgot Latinos.
>>134507257
OP: This red button would eradicate a group of people-
Me: *presses button*
OP: ... of your choice
>>134507324
>>134507257
>>134507257
How many times are we allowed to press it?
>>134507257
Dead for Juden. We can clear rest without eternal parasites. Uncle Hitler did it. We can do it again but teach from his mistakes.
>>134507257
Fucking globalists, it would Nuke all the collective asshats that be, all nu-males, all feminazis, all jews, all the dumb Fucking Hollywood shits, nogs, Fucking china, and all that would be left is the towelhead menace and everyone not willing to put up with that shit.
>>134510129
>>134512189
OY VEY!!!!!!
>>134529608
I miss the safety squads
>>134507377
especially the one girl who fucks dogs or horses.
>>134507257
The traitors or useful idiots.
>>134507324
This is clever. Took me a second to get there, but this is clever. Would press.
>>134516100
>t. envy
>>134517327
Yeah! I hate them so much
>>134507910
>literally the entire world dies
fug :DD
The people that create these stupid threads
>>134528906
And trump :(
>>134507910
Everyone left would be an insufferable cuck that blatantly denies reality.
>>134530169
A worthwhile sacrifice. With all the enemies of humanity gone, we don't need Trump to barely keep us afloat like he is now.
>>134507257
>Button kills all non-whites
>the three people left on /pol/ will worship me like a god
>>134507257
Who cares, keep selection different groups, keep pressing
Niggers.
They'd thank me later.
>>134513336
>Isis at full power
There are no leftists fighting isis in Syria. So nothing would change there
>>134507257
Alive people
>>134507257
I just made my way here from some links on Reddit and I'm honestly appalled that the US government allows all this bigotry on the internet to poison the minds of our youth. This is a disgrace and has no place in society.
If it was up to me I would press that button, and get rid of all you 4Channers. It would put an immediate end to these pervasive thoughts brought about only because of Trump getting elected.
>>134513336
>Liberals are fighting ISIS
Do you think before you speak or do the words just fall out like diarrhea?
Anyone with less than 95% white European blood.
All problems solved in one!
Get on my level plebs
gas the kikes, race war now
Women with more than two sexual partners.
>>134508382
What did we ever do to you
>>134507324
You and me both, brother
>>134507257
>This red button would eradicate a group of people of your choice.
jews. that counts converts as i would be targeting the religious group but that should be clear as i didnt say semitic people though im sure theres some overlap
i will accept being knighted in england on tuesday then i would like to back pack across europe for a few days before being officially counted as a saint in itally on friday. no fear of muslims im sure they would be greatful
>>134522479
We already covered that here >>134507324
>>134507257
Dangerous button, most people's DNA is at least 1% degenerate. I could say "Africans" and end up killing off the entire human race, or I could say "Jews" and end up killing off all of the abrahamic faiths along with anyone who inherited jewdism. The best thing I could think of would be "Islam" or I could pull a /sci/ trick and say "every member of the set of people who either identify as muslims or who will do great harm to me as a direct consequence of me pressing this button".
>>134507257
https://youtu.be/2IPVLQiK2ps
>>134531676
He probably had a bad experience trying to buy drugs on the street from a brown person in Amsterdam while flashing around huge wads of euros.
>>134512825
>all men besides me
Genius!
>>134507257
Atheists/larpagans
>>134527666
>>134507257
A group of people of my choice?
How about the entire human population everywhere that would be swell
>>134531557
this
>>134507257
Eradicate the living. All of them.
>>134532699
Is that Tom Cruze?
>>134521817
>>Goodbye dad
A-anon are you okay? ;__;
Non-Whites. I regret nothing.
>>134507257
Well, the Jews obviously couldn't blame me after I pushed the button and the others wouldn't.
>>134507257
Hmm kikes or niggers? Help me out goys.
>>134507257
Kill all Jews, obviously. Then wait with a massive smile on my face for my inevitable death at the hands of a massive angry mob. Do what you will, I have already saved mankind.
The armies of every nation on planet Earth.
I'll pretty much be known as the saviour of mankind and have huge fucking statues of me built everywhere.
>>134532699
>unct
unamerican
>>134507257
Everyone who disagrees with me on the topics that matter to me.
Eradicate anti trumpers pants. So they will be embarrassed that they have small pens.
>>134507257
Button eradicates americans, the world gets saved
niggers. But only the ones who can't swim.
>>134512988
I think he was just trying to say you're trying too hard to be an edgy faggot
>>134510710
I'm frankly surprised it took this many posts for someone to point this out.
>>134507257
Eradicate all those who hate other humans based on gender/race and those who support/endorse any form of corruption/evil
Button erases every nonwhite. Would press. The twist is that I'm only half white myself, so I would be gone too, so it doesn't matter that people will know.
FLASHBACK:
Simpsons Y2K Episode.
"Lisa, you have a very difficult decision to make. You can press this button but it can only eliminate one group of p -"
"Jews".
>>134507257
/pol/acks
Two reasons:
1)You are retards
2)I'll be also dead, so no consequences for me
>>134507257
i would kill either niggers or jews
i would get blasted for it but ill go knowing i did good
"do what you must for i have already won!" as i am lynched by the mob
If you press the button to eradicate murderers... do you die for pressing the button?
>>134535728
No, because you haven't murdered anyone at the time of the button press.
>>134507257
Americans
I'd become an idol.
>>134507257
Goodbye, Jews!
>>134531348
Don't take it so seriously. Most is just trolling
>>134507257
kill Anyone with IQ less than 111
anyone over 112 will rejoice
total profit
>>134507324
what's this button guy whose face was just magically beamed into my head and why is 4chan moving so slowly today...
Gypsies
>>134507257
Drug cartels. I would mash that mothafukkin button like it was real nigga hours n sheeit.
>>134531348
Now that's what I call larping. Volume 2. Kinda weak breh. You fucked up with the phrasing of your Trmp comment.