My firm has to let grown-ass men go because they can't measure

>>134384492
>tfw when people you work with don't know that 19.2" is a thing

>>134384662

or 14.88 for that matter

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>>134384492
Too bad for you. Go hire some pajeets faggot. You've earned it.

>>134384492
How? It's pretty simple shit.
Are you hiring literal retards?

>>134384803
I switch between metric and imperial constantly. It confuses and impresses my idiot workers.
This way, when I tell them that Hitler did nothing wrong, they believe every word I tell them.

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what the fuck are you wagies talking about

>>134384492
I have a helper that can't do this. I didn't know this when I hired him. He's a good kid, and a college grad. He works really hard, and is tough as nails. But if I ask him to cut me a 2x4 or something at any measurement that's not just a number, or a number and a half he completely shits the bed. This was STUNNING to me, because this is simple stuff. I learned how to read a tape when I wa like 10. You would think that if he can read a number, and then, he can also read a number, and a half, that he could do a quarter, or an eighth, or a sixteenth. But nope. I gave him a crash course in reading a tape, but still, when I ask him to do anything that's not a number, or a number and a half, he freaks out, and I have to tell him

>OK DUDE, so 32" and the second biggest line!

It's crazy.

>>134384492
Knowing that fact only depresses me more. I have absolutely no right to be depressed by my life.

>>134385944
>32 and a bit
You're fired, kiddo