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>Hi, I'm here for the job interview.
How do we respond /pol/?
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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congratulations you've got the job
*fills out diversity quota form*
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>>134344504
...*security!*
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>>134344504
Sorry. We don't hire Slaanesh folk.
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>>134344504
>Jesus Christ shall destroy you and 333 more of you NOW!
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>>134344504
You missed the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow by about 15 years, kid. NEXT!
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>>134344504
BY SATANS BEARD!
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>>134344504
What the fuck is that thing, and how much XP will I get if I kill it?
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THE OBLIVION GATES HAS BEEN REOPENED WE NEED TO SHUT THEM CLOSE!
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>>134344504
Looks like an owl
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>>134344504
>How do we respond /pol/?
"Get the fuck out of here".
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>>134344504
Oh hi there, just enter that door labeled ENTLAUSUNGSSTATION, I'll be there in a minute.
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*Sucks his dick*
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>>134344504
"Sure thing you can start just as soon as you pass this drug test."
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>>134344504
No, you're not.
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If that walked into the room it would be too late. It would bring with it a dark energy and I'd have to immediately commit suicide so i don't curse my family.
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>>134344504
who the fuck is this demon?
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>>134344504
go through the interview as normal to cover your ass and then send a polite rejection email a few days later.
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