Why has Portugal's border been essentially untouched

because they live next to dirty Mexicans.

Luck, Diplomacy, Skill, Concentrated Power of Will.

>>134298459
How do you feel about your retarded stepson, Brazil?

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>>134298043
because they don't have the guts to take back galicia

>>134298525
Jealous that their shit version of Portuguese is the most common one in the world and that they're the more well known Portuguese country, but other than that, I don't really care about them one way or another.

Nothing of value there

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the eternal anglo will protect the eternal ally

They really do fly under the radar here, was kinda sad when the Aussies ran them off /int/

>>134298043
>american education

>>134298043

Best way to avoid being "culturally enriched" by negers and "liberated" by the anglosphere is to offer shitty benefits for parasites and possess no oil reserves. Since there is no interest in taking our country, we remain in peace.

>>134298525
Brazil is a very 'special' nation full of 'special' people. As long as the world focuses their eyes on them and not on our own little slice of near-paradise, we're cool.

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>>134298043
But it changed two centuries ago.

gibb Sara

maintain border

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>>134298043

No war between Iberian powers

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https://history.blog.gov.uk/2016/05/09/historys-unparalleled-alliance-the-anglo-portuguese-treaty-of-windsor-9th-may-1386/

>>134299178
Now that this question is out of the way, How come Spain never annexed Portugal, or did they try?

>>134298459

THIS IS TEN PERCENT LUCK

>>134299408
They were in a personal union but Portugal broke free

>>134299408
I think Castile was too busy trying to deal with Aragon and Genoa, losing and reclaiming the entire Iberian to Muslims multiple times.

>>134299408
We were united for like 60 years. They were an imperial power, you can't just go and annex it like it's nothing. We were at war several times, but I'm not sure if we ever attempted a full scale invasion.

That's commie talk, OP.

What do you mean Portugal's borders are untouched?

Where are the ultramar territories?

Fuck off with your leftie propaganda.

>>134298459
Nobody wants you.

>>134299408
Anglo protection

>>134298043

Spain can only win wars against shitskins.

>>134299408

They tried many, many times. They failed. Then there was a joining of houses with a wedding and a monarch's death led to the king of spain inheriting portugal. The portuguese people instead said "fuck off", and liberated themselves. Then they tried to annex us many more times, always failing in the process.

tl;dr Spain tried to annex Portugal several times, we resisted. And will again, no matter the foe.

>>134298043
Anglo protection

>>134299622
>>134299661
mhm interesting. Yeah they were strong but I tought you could probably easily have overpowered them in a landinvasion in Iberia and their fleet would have to give in at some point. But I guess you always kept a more or less friendly relationship.

>>134299745

>The Jews fear you.
ftfy

>>134299835
Sounds heroic, just like Swiss history. I like portuguese people anyways. I'm going to read about your history now, thanks.

>>134299888
>their fleet would have to give in at some point
Our navy was their navy.

>>134298804
W nerver had Gallicia but Gallicia had Portugal

>>134299888
>>134299888

Sick trips.
Yes, we have fought the Spanish many times, but they are our neighbor. I will die before living under Spanish rule, but if anyone wants to remove our Spanish neighbors it'll have to be over our dead bodies too!

>>134299906
I'm sorry I was a bit rude. Portugal has been humiliated enough without my failed attempts.

>>134298043
They only have harmless and retarded neighbors, which also have a worse language and cuisine.

>>134299980
Yeah but one would think Portugal is more valuable than the few small colonies that were established at that time. And I tought they had a pretty good relationship with france and could have simply ignored the Naval warfare and rule over iberia.

>>134299978
Didn't France buttfuck you so hard that you never got into any war since?

>>134299178
Gib back Olivença pls

>>134300141
There's no point in ruling over Iberia, we were both more interested in expanding our empires overseas, and you can't ignore naval warfare for that.

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>>134298804

>Catalonia

>>134300189
You mean Olivenza?

>>134299717
THIS

>>134300162
Not really, no. Swiss expansionism was stopped in northern Italy after the swiss suffered some defeats. That led to the end of Swiss expansionism and We signed an agreement with france, so they were the only ones allowed to hire swiss mercenaries, who were the most feared throughout europe for a few centuries.

>>134298804
gib calais back

>>134298804
>>134300017
As a Galician, where the fuck did this "Portugal has a claim to Galician clay" meme come from?

>>134300344
REEEEEE

They were smart enough to invent a language that sounded like retarded spanish, and no one wants to annex a country full of retards.

just leave us the fuck alone. fucking hell, all these tourists are getting me worried, even freaking madonna is moving in.

stay the fuck away. stop talking about us. reeeeeee

>>134300494
put your geo on

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>>134300494

>ancap
>calling others retarded

>>134300457
I don't know, maybe it's because Galician and portuguese languanges are similar

>>134300457
ur 2 cute to be left with the Spaniards.

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>>134298043
the Portuguese are pretty good at cementing things.

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Blood and Iron

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>>134300457

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reintegrationism

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>>134298459
>be Frog
>invade Portugal after destroying its trade thinking it will be easy
>get stuck in an attrition war
>lose 75% of the invading army, most of which outside of battle
Portugal is based! Based!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAMuRipQTSs

>>134299246
I always loved the idea of the portughese empire since when I was a kid
Now I realize it looks like a retarded EUIV game in which the player cucks the entire world by landlocking everybody

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>>134301510
That's exactly what it looks like. Just following the rules, m8 :)

>>134301329
>Fátima and Santiago on the same nation
[DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES]

Shame about losing the colonies, though. Nig nogs should have been slaughtered like the animals they are instead of being given such great lands.

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>>134301854
rare

>>134301854
This
How is life there in Angola?

>>134301940
It sucks. Too many niggers.

>>134301854
>colonies
you spelled "overseas territories" wrong there

>>134298821
>playing a game
>one of the first listed generals is Portuguese
>"god damnit brazil"
>>134298114
>>134300457
Portugal was essentially taken by Galicians.

>>134301923
is that a fucking machete on the flag? that's some nigga shit

>>134298043
btw, our border is called "A Raia"

>>134298804
>constantinople is still turkish
into the trash it goes

>>134302405
It's fatal flaw above all else is the dissolution of Switzerland.

>>134300344

REEEEEE

jk, spanish neighbor is bro

>>134302473
I do believe this map was made up by someone who wanted to troll every single european to collect (you's)

>>134301510

>what is strategy?

>>134302084
>Too many niggers.
You are that portoghese guy working in Angola?

>>134298043
Because the Spanish army was shit and list every single war against us.
Besides Iberians are civilized and they respect the international treaties like the Treaty of Alcanizes (13th century).
But only our European borders remained intact. As for our ultramarine provinces we have to thank your country and the USSR for putting a puppet socialist government that decided nigger (who never had a national identity only tribe loyalty) deserved their own country even though we won the war.

>>134302084
It is the first time I see the Angolan flag.

>>134299178
It's de jure ours. GIVE IT BACK
>tfw when you conquered that tiny town we conquered Uruguay

>>134299980
Lol no Brit bro. Our navy used to be better than yours before the Iberian union. After that well…
But still it is the oldest navy in the world.

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>>134303381
Oh don't make me laugh faggot.

>>134300494
You don't get to make le ebic jokes about a country while hiding behind a meme flag, faggot.

>>134300601
I have a holiday home in a nice rural part of the algarve. You're getting ANGLOD whether you like it or not greatest ally.

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I'll just leave this here

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>>134300024
I hate those bastards. But they are the country I like to hate the most. Never change Castile.

>>134301510
kek

>>134303424
Why? He speaks the truth, our navy was a million times better than yours before the iberian union

>>134303507
dem gains

>>134300601
THIS. Erase us from the map. Everything was just fine before people discovered we existed.

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>>134303507
And this

>>134303586
>famous nation of discoverers
>undone by being discovered

>>134303639
Pottery

>>134300601
This.I live in Algarve and i see more tourists than portuguese

>>134301854
>be portugal
>claim huge lands in Africa since the 1500s
>don't actually make a real effort to conquer them until the 1800s
>get butthurt about Britain taking Zimbabwe
>don't actually bother large scale settlement of those colonies until the 1900s
>by this point in time portuguese speaking niggers and mesticos have become integral in the administration of these colonies
>the flood of portuguese immigrants displaces them from their jobs
>butthurt about this they turn to marxism and revolt
>portuguese hit 1 million ethnic Portuguese people in the colonies by 1974
>winning the wars in africa, portuguese GDP is growing, Rhodesia and South Africa are good trading partners
>portuguese in portugal decide that marxism is a cool idea
>carnation revolution
>within 10 years 95% of the portuguese in Africa have left with most of the remainder going to South Africa
>Nandos is created as a result

And then modern Portugal was irrelevant. There you have it, the great legacy of nearly 500 years of Portuguese imperialism is a shitty chicken place from Johannesburg.

>>134303688
portury

>>134303725
I'll be near villa real de sn antonio next thursday, thats one more algonso :'(

>>134298043
Because fuck you if you fuck with Portugal you fuck with the crown.

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>>134303778
At least the Jews don't take interest in us because we're irrelevant now.
Feels good.

>>134303802
Welcome oldest allly. Bring cash, don't make a scene at the airport.

>>134303533
>Phillip II becomes king of Spain and Portugal
>sends combined fleet to England
>thus ends the fleets of Spain and Portugal

>>134303778
We couldn't expand into the interior of africa because of diseases and because they had numerical advantage

>>134303890
Ive been dozens of times faro airport is a chill airport to be in. Obviously bringing money. Where abouts in the algarve are you?

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Portugal is one the few western countries who hasn't switched to 5.56mm. We're too alpha to let a little recoil bother us.

The MOORtuguese were literally the worst possible outcome for the colonization of Brazil

>>134299622
Portugal broke free because Spain chose Catalonia over them

>>134303950
And also because our kind get landsick. That's why they never get past forts at the beaches.

>>134303911
>English were being helped by the dutch
>I said before the Iberian Union

>>134304182
You'd be garbage whoever colonized you, at least with us you have an excuse.

>>134304182
> SOPA DE MACACO
> UMA DELÍCIA

>>134303613
How do you win all those war but still lose all your colonies against us?

>>134304182
You'd be spic instead of half nigger

>invade portugal
>everyone is speaking portuguese at you
>get annoyed and confused and leave

>>134304349

We wouldn't be we if you weren't our primary population,you fucking manlet

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>>134304377
Tell me one colony at the right side of the Tordesilles line Portugal lost to Netherlands

>>134298910
>HEUHEUHEU

>>134303800
poverty

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>>134304055

Trust me the cocking lever is fucking horrible

>>134304453

Not Really -- the dutch tried to colonize Brasil too, but our land was too useless to them so they didn't come back when the swarty portuguese manlets drove them out.

>>134304649

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil

>>134304377
Because it's harder to maintain colonies spanning three continents than to zerg rush them.

>>134304534
>>134304649
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
aprende a viver com isso, macaco

>>134298043
Why would anyone bother?

>>134304055
>what's ballistic

>>134304377
Beacuse winning battles are not the only factor when it comes to winning wars.

But hey winning battles is so cool right? who cares about the actual result afterwards.

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>>134304796

não tenho ascedência p*rtuguesa, graças a Deus

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>>134303613
Holy fug, dats bretty ebin :DDD

>>134300017
This

>>134302205
What's that bullshit? Galicia was just one thing. And in fact, regardless of what they say, Asturias was pretty much a part of the kingdom of Galicia too (and previously, a part of the suevic kingdom)

When the reconquista started and the kingdom moved towards the south, the south became Portugal and later annexed the northern part too. In any case, the north of Portugal should be Galicia.

But Spa*n stole Olivenca from Portugal and hasn't given it back though.

>>134304377
Cause iberians are great soldiers but nigger tier leaders and politicians.

>>134304897
Pois não ,deves ter ascendência africana

>>134299178
I used to live in Olivenza, funny how some streets have "Rua" for street instead the Spanish "Calle" and the old folks in town speak a Portuguese dialect.

>>134303778
>get butthurt about Britain taking Zimbabwe
The British acknowledged the Pink Map, they just didn't care. They wanted Cape to Cairo.

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>>134305086

> ascendência africana

já disse que não tenho nenhum mourotugu*es na minha senpaiília, não sabe ler? Aqui é puro sangue alemão ariano SS

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mourotugal já teve um literal indiano como presidente

não se pode inventar

>>134303911
When will the Armada meme die?

Also can some portugese person tell me why Brazil seceded. IMO Portugal and Brazil should be in a union. what's the difference culturally and lingustically between a brazilian and a portugese

>>134305199
Ahahahahhahahah excelente piada macaco

>>134298043
nobody wants to touch those smelly inbred Portuniggers

>>134298459
Dependable beady eyed allies

>>134300601
>Portugal is one of the poorest and lowest IQ countries in western Europe
Literally anyone that goes there is better than the average Portuguese, and will only benefit the country.

>>134305064
tbqh this, desu.

>>134305422

> IMO Portugal and Brazil should be in a union

what did Brazilians ever do to you that you wish such suffering onto us?

>>134305422
>what's the difference culturally and lingustically between a brazilian and a portugese
More niggers

>>134298043
Possibly because they don't contribute to organ harvesting and human trafficking like the mayo clinic
We need to seek new leads into the dnc fraud investigation and find out the truth

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>>134303508
>>134300024
We fought together and we ruled the seas,we will never forget that portubro

>>134299835
really? can you give references, i mean i didnt know "spain" tried invade portugal, maybe castille back that time, but after 1496, spain as a whole never really tried to invade portugal

>>134305753

>fought
>ruled

thankfully so

>>134305609
We would gladly take the land but unfortunately it's infected with Brazilians

>>134305797
Oh yes we did, they like to handwave it as "muh dynastic union" whereas we marched into their country and broke their noses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alc%C3%A2ntara_(1580)

>>134298043
Because they didn't want to lose face

>>134305797
Fantastic war (part of the 7 years war)
War of the oranges
Napoleonic wars
Just to name a few

AL

>>134305854

and we would gladly deny, stay in your country please

Why didn't Spain just take them

>>134305972
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish–Portuguese_War

>>134303613
>Fernando de Sottomayor

really portuguese name

>>134305994
Come on... Portuguese are obviously shit-tier, but you cannot honestly tell me that you think Brazilians are better

>>134305972
The Napoleonic Wars was a fail,our prime minister let Napoleon troops pass into our territories to invade you,but he betrayed us.
Frenchs are our real enemies,they are a cancer

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"Untouched"

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>>134298804
haha even if catalonia seccedes, don't expect baleares and valencia go with them. Nobody wants to be Venezuela except the catalans.

Even we, the spanish, don't want the (((catalans))) remain with us. They are a pain in the ass and working hard to bring us communism.

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>>134305564
I know this is bait but I'll adress it.

People don't talk about it but around 12% off our population is FULL ON AFRICAN, and not from nigeria but from some off the lowest iq african countries like Mozambique (where they're currently hunting bald people because they think they have gold in their heads) and Angola (I met one dude that didn't knew how to cook eggs so he ate them raw with a knife and fork, best part is he didn't brake the shell, he literally started cutting at the eggshell, not shitting you!)

So take this into account, we're in an Israel like position except arabs are slightly better.

Also we have no moorish or jewish blood but and our genetics overlaps with the basques and northen italians.

Look at our scores, and out SATs are way harder than American ones btw (I've taken both american ones are a joke).

So yeah, that's the basic gestalt, it pains me, it really does I know this is cliché but Portuguese are some off the most unique people I've encountered (I'm off swiss descent born here), you could tell them to get to the moon with 18century tech and they would somehow found a way to achieve it, portuguese here cherish your people and please try to practice eugenics, love from a swiss currently in Sintra!

>>134306093

We are having cuts in government spending, reforms on the tax code, and relaxation of labour laws.I don't see that ever happening in EU-strangled moortugal.

>>134304377

You try ruling over niggers for an extended period of time and see what happens. (hint: take a look at the USA)

>>134304542

>DÉ-MOS
ALTERA JÁ ESSA MERDA, SEU ILITERADO DO CARALHO

>>134306254
>around 12% off our population is FULL ON AFRICAN
What the hell, is that actually true?

>>134304897

Nunca vi ninguém dar graças a Deus por ser preto.

>>134305902
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alc%C3%A2ntara_(1580)
but that wasnt a invasion, it was a succesion dispute, it wasnt like o there are portuguese people lets take their lands

>>134305972
i mean between spain and portugal, all of those were other countries involvement, never it was like spain looking portugal and oh vey lets take their land

>>134306490
Most people don't know but wikipedia stats are outdated, yes it's absolutelly true, in 2007 10% (1 million) off our population was african, no one knows because they live in conglomerates and keep to themselves.

>>134306506

Outros grupos de europeus imigraram para o Brasil

>>134306093
It is less about who is better or worse and more about not wanting to be around the other guy

>>134306490
>>134306668
Because they had colonies in Africa,and our country is full of latinos because we had colonies in South America.

We should retake the colonies,exterminate native population and ally with portuguese to fuck some french ass

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>>134306301
>reforms on the tax code
Are you finally gonna tax your SOPA DE MACACO?

>>134306530
Does it matter? If we hadn't invaded the Prior of Crato would have taken the throne and Portugal would have been independent. Calling it a succession dispute just obscures the fact that the Spanish king enforced his claim to the throne through force of arms against a Portuguese army.

>>134305386
When the UK becomes Pakistan and starts caring more about hating infidels than laughing at continentals

>>134306820
Imagine an iberian ethnostate where soft eugenics would be practiced, fuck dude we could've been great.

>>134306835

>le sopa de macaco eheyueueueue

oh yes you certainly btfoed me now

>>134306820
This

>>134306609
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish–Portuguese_War_(1735–37)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish–Portuguese_War_(1776–77)

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Imagine being a MOORtuguese and have to post wikepedia pages of battles from the 18th century to have any relevance at all

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DADDY

>>134305422
> IMO Portugal and Brazil should be in a union

What did Portuguese ever do to you that you wish such suffering upon us?

The language is pronounced differently, in different ways, at different times. It is also spelled differently.
Portuguese are white caucasians instead of a brown ugly mess like the Br-zillian.
We eat tasty food seasoned with local herbs and spices.
Brazillian eat processed shit sprinkled with favela dirt.

Portuguese enjoy a variety of musical types, mostly those rooted in European history, and then the rock and metal boom of the 1950's-1995's. Brazillians listen to nigger music, poorly written 'rap', kizomba, and other kinds of insufferable noise.

Portuguese respect hard work and desire peace and prosperity. Brazillians love to steal and rape, and have a poor sense of accountability, possibly because they are half nigger.

Portuguese can be rude at times, Brazillians are always rude at all times, speaking with outdoors voice and being smelly and obnoxious. Possibly because they are half nigger.

Portugal has a low ammount of shitskins and crime. Brazil is on the entire opposite of the spectrum, riddled with violent gangs, gang rape, armed robbery, transexual children prostitution, human trafficking etc. Possibly because they are half nigger.

Brazillian media is also infested with kikery and pseudo-science. Homeopathy and crystal worshipping is rampant among these fuckers. They are religious in a literal degree, further showing their mental retardation.

Our landscape is beautiful, with ancient ruins and castles and palaces. Paintings and sculptures. Roads and bridges and fountains.

Brazil is riddled with favelas and shit, multicolored blocks with monocolored brown 'people' who eat monkey stew. Any monument still existing was constructed by the Portuguese Empire.

Portugal has a culture and a language. Brazil has an attempt at both.

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>>134307058

>>134307189
You can tell we were best bros by the fact that we had such little wars. No big battles and massacres, just a bit of banter between neighbors.

>>134307391
You are a retard one of the wars i posted was lost by portugal if you wated time reading my conversation you would know what im talking about, but then again you are a nigger what should i expect?

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>>134307391
Imagine only being known for 7-1 and SOPA DE MACACO.
UMA DELICIA.

>>134307564
Wasted*

>>134307443
True

>>134306684

E arrependeram-se quando as filhas foram violadas por pretos e esquartejaram o filho para vender órgãos.

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>>134307564
>>134307590

>the moortuguese screeching when confronted with the truth

>>134307391

Imagine fighting in no wars, having to appropriate the culture of others, and being known for being degenerate transexual rapists with a penchant for eating monkey stew. Thats borderline cannibalism, favela-boy.

>>134307869
Did you even read what i posted? Fuck I thought you were a nigger but now I'm 100% sure

>>134307869

>Nigger slave attempting to make Master feel bad, not realizing Portuguese are pretty much immune to slander, as we know exactly what is wrong and what is right in our country.

>>134307869
>the HUElander posting a picture of his monkey self being fattened for the sopa

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>>134305498

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>>134307986

>muh cultural appropriation

not only a moortuguese but a redditor too

Brazil must be one of the most disgusting countries the Earth has ever known.

>>134306017
The Spanish tried many times and failed.

They've lost every ounce of their glory now, but in their day the Portuguese weren't nothing to fuck with.

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>>134305498
Mmm...

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>>134305498

S
O
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>>134308208
>16 posts by this ID
>Being this butthurt
Keep crying HUEmonkey

>>134308208

>i've never been to fourchan before 2 months ago
>i dont know how to use mainstream media terms ironically

welcome, newfag

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>the moortuguese are actually putting proxies of their swarty brothers to whine

the raw and cold of state of the iberian breed

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>>134308654

>I-i was just pretending to be retarded !!!! waaaahhhh!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHSSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>134303465
Bro the deficit of anglo sluts being banged by barbosa and portuguese qts being anglod is not in your favour

>>134308428
This we basically destroyed anyone who tried us, and we still will. The power of my people lingers on. Even our national anthem has a call on guns to protect the country and a call to march in front of the cannons. Seen many 4nrs come here thinking it's sweet just to have a bad time even today. See we bullied Spain into respecting our borders, also stopped Napoleon with our britbong allies. Also "soldado milhões" our hero in WWI shows the courage off the Portuguese

>>134308818
You just mad all your woman wish to have a superior Portuguese male

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>>134306108

Uncharted Waters new horizons was the only reason I knew about the once Mighty Portugal.

>>134308725
atleast they have money to pay for a proxy

>>134309747
Macedonia has a cool flag, I gotta say.

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>>134298043

Spaniards and Portugeses have just been like brothers for centuries. We share a lot of values. No need for other's clay. Portugueses are polite, friendly, skillful and independent. Spain respects that and we appreciate each other. They learn spanish, and we learn portuguese in our schools.

Our situation is very different to other places like the Balcans. Portugueses are always welcome in Spain, and vice-versa.

Long life to Portugal.

>>134309009
I got that feeling when I was there on holiday recently. I really like Portugal. Half-thinking about moving there. I got hooked on alheira, super bock, port wine, massive steaks for under ten euros and a real, actual summer.

>>134311399
No francesinha? You fucked up man, and we will always accept hard working people who want to fit in.

>>134311399

So you´ve been to the north? You can come in one condition, you will figth for our secession if they try to make comunist republic

>>134311318

This is a great attitude to have with your neighbour.

It is the same relationship we have with New Zealand.

My father is from Chaves. That area a good, white area of Portugal? As far as I know, because my father was born in Portugal and is a full citizen, I can get citizenship in Portugal. If I do that, can't I get a EU passport and travel and live freely in Europe? Might do that after I save up some money and live in Europe for awhile traveling around. Maybe meet a qt.

>>134313040
Yes but he's talking from the border sure, Extremadura or Huelva, maybe Galicia, for all the other Spaniards are literally who and nobody cares

>>134307395
Brasil BTFO

>>134308818
Be this mad.

>>134311698
Oh, yes I had francesinha too (with egg and fries).

>>134312736
Oh man, if commies start some serious shit I'll come all the way there to kill them just for the fun of it.

When I was in Porto there was some posters around the city advertising for an election or something, some sour faced cunt with a fucking cepп и мoлoт logo. You've got to cut out the disease before it spreads, friend.

>>134313220
>If I do that, can't I get a EU passport and travel and live freely in Europe?

Yes, to travell and live anywhere within the schegen area, if you don´t meet cutties in america it´s worthless to try in europe, unleass you meet a erasmus turkish girl, all you have to do is tell her your portuguese/spanish/italian and latter say "hello" and leave a like in her kikebook.

>>134314333

Autarquic elections coming up, first big test to the left wing governament after a very rough "silly season", unleass they fuck up very bad (shit looks promissing, the old comunist party alredy uses the army in suport for Venezuelan regime, meanwhile army officials are fired because of the stolen weapons causing discontent) we will have to deal with the for 2 more years because our president is a cuck that wants "stability"

>>134314433

I thought Euro women were addicted to the big American cock? Surely me being an American should attract some women?

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>>134314843
It's the other way.

>>134307395
I lived in the Azores for almost two years. I loved it.

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>>134302857
>>134302473
>>134302405
a roach made it

>>134298804
>Åland is swedish
BASED
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>>134315093
>x is swedish
not based

>>134314843

Depends, what´s your style? Yet again in the big european citties you´ll find anything, even things you´d only think possible in Brasil
I think you would be better to take advantage of your spanic heritage

>>134314755
What happened with the stolen weapons?

>>134298043
Because whenever the spanish came to take over, they beat the fuck out of them. So eventually they were like fugghh it, lets just not fight.

>>134315393

Monhé (prime minister) was in vacations while is minister were dealing with the protests of the opposition that asked resignation of the minister of defense and intern administration (due the fires of Pedrogão Grande and Góis), during the time he was on vacation he had time to write the whole script and it turns out "it´s weapons that were to be destroyed, it was only worth 30.000 euros...", now everything it´s the same but the army isn´t happy

The weapons were sold somewhere, to a mosque, to South Africa, middle east, who knows? i heard many destinations alredy

>>134307189
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish–Portuguese_War_(1776–77)
neither of those were invasion from spain to portugal, were colonial disputes fought in south america, i mean spain has always respected the borders with portugal and never tried to invade you (i mean of course castillians tried but they werent spain)

>>134315889

what is the date for Spain anyway? Is it 1475 or 1700?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Fontainebleau_(1807)

Last attempt to get Portuguese land.

>>134298043
Because it doesn't really exist.

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>>134315393
We don't know.

>>134300685
Galician is just as similar to Spanish as it is to Portuguese. Galician spoken in towns is actually more similar to Spanish... academic Galician was fabricated in the 70's in an attempt to standardize the language, but nobody actually talks like that and never did.

>>134307395
Nice mang. Have you paid your debts to Jewrmany already ?

>Bacalhau is the most overrated fish ever. Your whole cuisine is mediocre to bad. Only thing I enjoy is the Pastelzinho de Belém candy
>HUUUR DUUR BETTER MUSIC. You mean that depressing fado fagget music ?
>BEST KIND OF MOORTUGUESE. You speak like a mongrel with a speach impediment.

Im not saying BR is not fucked up but your still a bunch of Mediterranean debtslaves with a country so fucked up not even the rapefugees want to settle up there.
Remember, your culture was half the reason were so much cultural crap.
Now go pay your debts to Jewrmany

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Just a reminder to Negroidzilians , in the south you are not german , instead you are a disgusting mix of sephardi jews and levantines

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>>134318134
Brazil isn't sending their best yet here. The image we get from Brazil is the people that you send here

>>134318134
Thats why so many brazilians comes to Portugal. Why leave when you got sopa de macaco Delícia.

>>134298043
isnt there a mountain range that separates the 2 countries?

>>134304182
yes, even if rocks colonized us, it would be better

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>>134318134

>>134318667
>>134318777

I don't really give a fuck about your image of Brazilian people because you're mainly talking about Pardo favelados. Every decent Brazilian hates Pardos subconsciously or consciously.

>>134305498
Como isso é diferente de qualquer outro tipo de sopa ?

>>134319210
no but there's thorny portuguese on one side of the border who will hit you with a stick if you pull any shenanigans

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The average brazilian looks like a nigger.
Brownzilians are niggers , in the north a disgusting mix of abbos and niggers on the south a mix of LEVANTINE ARABS FROM THE 15 MILLION DIASPORA
Therefore brazilians are the most mixed most disgusting country on the face of the earth

>>134319389
Wow. You actually took your time to make this ? Out of jobs to look for ?

the moortuguese seem really mad

>>134319553
Yet all brownzilians are mixed raced good one.
You have the slighty less mixed descriminating the most mixed fucking kek

>>134319698

It a old time parody, i think the dude was arrested for being a pedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXspnWjB2Lw&t=17s

>>134298043
Geography, it's kinda like Switzerland but with a coast. An invasion would require a lot of effort for very little reward.

>>134319839
>the portuguese seem really mad
>is a pathetic butthurt brownzilian nigger shitposting like crazy kek

>>134319651
If it wasn't for the moortuguese degeneracy culture of fuckin slaves and Indians for breeding horrible nigger like mestizos, we would be way better off. Burgerlands had a shitload of niggers but the mixing rate was almost non existent

>>134319908
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=4Oh64w-ciE8

>>134319847
Huuuuuur duuur all Brazilians are mestizos.
No, Abdel. One thing is having 10% nigger blood and being in a white culture family. Another completely different thing is being Pardo/Mulato

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>>134319993
Hahaha A niggerzilian talking about degeneracy good one , good one

>>134320197
Were the children of the degeneracy. We can talk about it, ancaptard

>>134320042

what is it? i can´t go in

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>>134303507
>expanded territory meme

>>134320500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oh64w-ciE8

>>134320187
Yes you are , fucking mestizos and castizos , I have been to south brazil , where you claim everyone is white , and everyone looked like a god-damn manlet sandnigger .
You are so butthurt about being all mixed race you spend a lot of time posting pics of that one white brazilian model and of some crowds that have slighter less niggers , so you can try to pass as white but the truth is , you are all niggers , from south to north , disgusting brownzilians
The only white places in latin america are Uruguay and Southern Argentina , get that in your head nigger!

>>134300457
>where the fuck did this "Portugal has a claim to Galician clay" meme come from?
From the same place alberto barbosa meme came, idiots who don't have anything better to do with their lives and never been to Portugal or Spain

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>>134320197

:D

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>>134319993
>>134319839
>>134319698
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>>134308818
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>>134304182

>Be a BR monkey, living in a totally failed country
>Can not recognize that they only have them selfs to blame for their own misery
>Proceeds to put the blame in the colonizing country

If this is not a nigger mentality I don't know what it is. The same is happening with niggers in america, they blame the white devil for everything that happen in their lives, not realizing that they fail hard in life.
Maybe you guys can grow up as humans when you let go that nigger mentality.

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>>134320644

>>134320707
LOL. I'm from the North and I'm white with green eyes
Also, spotted the argenegro. You're so afraid of the bullying you conceal your flag, coward

>>134321014
The funny part of it , is they are all rapebabies.
I have seen the """"white""""" brazilians that larp as germans, all look like palestinians.
I also once met a brazilian he was pro-racism , and he did a dna test and it came 20% levantine , then he started to try to pass levantines as whites kek , all south brazilians have levantine roots , when you go from Uruguay to South Niggerzil , you will see what im talking about , in Uruguay you have real white people of iberian/italian ancestry , while in south brazil everyone is a mix of levantines with others kek

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>>134320707
Cry more negrito

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Another pearl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_cY1YLSF4

>>134298804
DLETE THS!

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>>134321216
>I'm from the North and I'm white with green eyes
Hahahaha you mean you are a mix of abbos with niggers.
>Also, spotted the argenegro
Yet Argentinians are WHITER THAN YOU , in every level , just like Uruguayns, Niggerzilians are descriminated in Argentina like hell kek

>>134321541
>>134321447
Keep denying

>>134321447
doesnt look white

>>134304377
>How do you win all those war but still lose all your colonies against us?
>lose all your colonies against us?
>all
You guys got fucked when you tried to steal Brazil from us, the only places we lost were minor colonies in asia and manage to hold on to others with the peace treaty. so yeah fuck off orange

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>>134321447
HAHAHAHA OH GOD , I CAN´T , you look like a fucking mixed race mongrel

>>134321688
Achmed saying I'm not white
Kek

>>134321447
>>134321688
also those eyes are brown

>>134321766
nah im not a turk or some shit actually
im from a whiter country than the netherlands

>>134321447
>being so autistic you post your photo on /pol/ to "prove" a point
why dude.. dont fall for the baits

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German Brazilians

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>>134300601
madonna! wtf mang!
dont let that dishrag in.
she will flood you with african `orphans` she wants to dump because now they dont match the decor in her lounge
stand firm oldest ally!

>>134321704
Tell me what's so mong. You're still the ancap flagless retard

>>134316484
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Fontainebleau_(1807)
french name, come on, its napoleon, not spain anyway

>>134301365

nice'

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>>134305199
>Aqui é puro sangue alemão ariano SS
LOLOLO

>>134298804

PORTUGAL + GALIZA = UNITE NOW!

By the way, France needs to be divided. Good map, generally-

>>134321935
Man, he's baiting you.

>>134321905

Why is it so rare to see a Brazilian with an attractive face? Usually their bodies are great, but damn those faces look like their an Oblivion char set to random.

>>134300457

From History.

>>134321829
It's okay, achmed. Nobody knows you voted for macron

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>>134321447
So this is the """white"""" brazilian that comes on /pol/ to say Argentines,Uruguayns and Iberians are not white .
And this is one of the """whiter""" ones , just imagine what the rest of them look like haha

>>134306017
>malta
Maybe Portugal should take your sad little island just for the lols

>>134322111
i didnt even say you look like a nigger
but obviously not white
also im not french

>>134322062
It's just easy to get me puto. You're right

>>134306221

In a first phase, sure, they won't wanna be part of Catalonia.

After Catalonia is independent, prosperous and stable... You'll see them dying to join.

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>0.1% muslims
>1.3% niggers and declining
>awesome history
>awesome weather
>awesome landscape
>friendly people
>almost no SJWs
>most whites hate niggers and gypsies
>tech savy country, lots of IT jobs
>awesome country overall!

damn i love being Portuguese!

>>134299178

GIVE IT BACK!!! NOW!!!

We'll make León an independent Kingdom, and then we'll take Olivença back... wait and see...

REEEEEE!

P.S. - Remember Navas de Tolosa

>>134322239
>uruguayns
>URUGUAYANS
Why I'm not surprised a ancap can't spell ?

>>134303613
The Dutch are the scum of Europe

>>134299169

GREAT FUCKING MEME.

Thank you, I've saved it.

>>134314843
>>134315045
Rekt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwVcEI5hxRA

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>>134322102
Kek You should travel to South Brazil , to laugh , all them brown manlet levantines are larping as germans

Our oldest and truest ally.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
GOD SAVE PORTUGAL

Portugal hasn't been relevant since like the 1600s, the only slightly notable thing is they legalized all drugs.

>>134322696
>legalized
>ignorant burger

>>134298804
This is a really shitty map

>>134321447
Yup, white as coal.

>>134322696
>the only slightly notable thing is they legalized all drugs.
no we didn't, you fell for the meme

>>134300413
Calais is ours, leaver!