ask a professional standup comedian who is also a national socialist

>>134294251
Where are you based?

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why you no kill yoself

>>134294251
>(((professional standup comedian)))
how jew are you ?

>>134294251
You're not relevant anymore Dane.

>>134294251
Who are you?

Barring that, why would you want to be a standup comedian? Surely it can't be fun.

>>134294251
why is pol always right?

how can we use humor to spread our message more effectively?

>>134294251
Nice try louis C.K

>>134294375
Dane is the shit though.

>>134294251
Does your material reflect your beliefs in any way?

>>134294251
I'm not buying any super male vitality, fuck off alex.

Hey Sam.

Who are you?

>>134294333
Large city in North America. But we're not turning this into 20 questions to dox me.

>>134294251
Gotcha chippa, tssk tssk

>>134294251
Are you Donald Trumpowich on twitter?

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>>134294251
Are you a funny guy?

>>134294489
What do you think of Norm Macdonald and his jokes?

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Current Facts concerning OP
>National Socialist
>Comedian
>Large City
>Awake either very late or very early
>Professional
>Defensive and yet Craves attention


Work from there NEETs

Norm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP19hi5GkVg

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Do other celebrities ackowledge the Jew Demon?

>>134294461

I'm a fairly open as conservative, but that is as far as I'm willing to go publicly so far.

it depends on the night what you'll see in my act. I do sometimes place subtle alt right references into my act. Only one person has ever approached me after a show when they noticed.

>>134294605
He's probably someone we've never heard of. Makes $50 a gig once or twice a month and calls himself a professional. Probably a jew too

>>134294694
Say something funny, clown

>>134294251
Stop drinking and go to sleep B.P. . The IH people miss you.

>>134294542
>he doesn't realize OP actually IS Norm
time to go to the rope store

>>134294687

I'm not a celebrity but I rarely hang out with them. They're aware of the narrative they have to push but I only know of a few who are awake to the jq. One in particular who is consider famous.

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>>134294251
Are you amy schumer?

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Norm is a blue pilled faggot who has had countless Jew cocks down his mouth

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>>134294869
Does this famous one think there is any hope for the future? Any growing resistance?

Are you that dickhead with the moustache from HWNDU?

>>134294836
And then after that go to the stool store.

>>134294727

I didn't say you'd heard of me. You probably haven't. But I do pay my bills with money from doing comedy.

>>134294932
You asking that is funnier than any of her jokes

>>134295067
>doesn't deny being jewish

>>134295024

I don't know him well enough to say. He's actually doing a lot for the "resistance."

>>134295123

If I denied being Jewish you'd be able to narrow down comedy to about 3 actual white guys who do it.

But no, I'm not Jewish.

>>134294251
bill burrr

you went full NS aftre you realized what a mistake it was marrying that baboon

>>134295545

I wish it were true as much as you do, but dude seems lost forever.

Tell us who you are.

Are you public with your ideology?

>>134296274
Read the thread, you fucking mongoloid

Hey Sam, you look like shit

>>134295067
Hey Sam, I too took the 23 and me and how do I stop getting my city's Jew paper and Israel adverts?

>>134296325
Fuck you burgernigger.

When are you gonna upload some new videos on your YouTube channel, Sam.

>>134294694
>altright
>natsoc
LARPer confirmed. It's a fucking leaf.

>>134294489
>north america
A fucking leaf.

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>>134296505

>>134294251
KYS SAM

>>134294251
bobby lee detected

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if im ever cornered

>>134294523
UUUU

>>134294251
On a scale from 0 to 10 ; 0 meaning you are absolutely a nobody and 10 that you are a super famous comedian, where are you?

>>134294251
Joe Rogan

>>134294251
If your name isn't Doug Stanhope or Bill Burr then you are shit.

>>134294251

How is life after Seinfeld treatin you? No more nigger outburst?

>>134297447
Stanhope is fucking lolberg degenerate.

>>134294251
this is doug stanhope
you're really funny dude, i'm glad you didn't kill yourself

>>134294694
samantha b?

>>134294456
Dane is shit though.

Hi Tosh

>>134295067
>being poor

>>134294932
>>134295123
Being eaten alive by niggers is funnier than any of her jokes. And that isn't funny.

Hi Nick Mullen, how the Cum Boys are doing?

>>134295502
Why are you not fucking funny at all?

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>>134294251
The weak should fear the Jew

>>134294251
Say something funny. C'mon.

>>134300198
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

>>134294942
That graphic looks wrong. Abos are way more divergent than that.

>>134294251
What dose comedy have to do with anything?

>>134294251
>professional standup comedian

Bum. You mean bum.

>>134294251
Do a joke

>>134294251
You can't keep getting away with it!

>>134294694
Are you happy Last Man Standing got brought back, Tim?

>>134294251
how much do you make a year from ur stuff,how famous are you?

>>134294398
making others laugh is a joy, how is that not a fantastic and rewarding job to have.

>>134294251
Well, we know you're not Bill Burr. That faggot is now the biggest hypocrite in the stand up world. He was funny once, then, for some reason, he married and SJW nigger, got a pit bull, and is having mutant children.
Did the Jews get to him?

>>134294251
How do you keep getting away with it!?

What are some typical themes of your act?

>>134294251
Are you using any of this shit for material?
Is this some sort of elaborate fishing scheme?

>>134294251
You are Pat Dixon

>>134307417
Bill burr is a cryptojew

>>134294251

Why are you hiding your flag, monumental faggot.

>>134294251
Comedy seems like it's 99% liberal morons.

Do your crowds draw a typical liberal comedy goer makeup or are you popular in conservative hot beds.

Liberals think comedy can only be funny when directed at the oppressor (you)

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>>134294694
>Reviewbrah spotted
>"Roastie Beef Sandwich"

Wait you're the puppet guy who pretends he's in comedy right?

>>134309989
His first 2 stand up specials were redpilled as fuck. Kind of like Dave Chappelle's stand up. But after he shacked up with Nee-uh and got his pit bull...he's starting to sound more like fucking Amy Schumer.

Are you saying he's a cryptojew because he did all that shit just for a paycheck?

>>134310272
Bill burr and black Philip were some
Of my favorite moments in comedy

>>134294251
>>134294251
An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

Wwhat did the lawyer say to the other lawer? We are both lawyers.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Are you Agent Provocateur?

>>134294476
This

Here's one for you:

What do fat bitches and bricks have in common?
They both get laid by Mexicans.

>>134294251

Ok. What do you look like?
> This kills the larper

>>134294251
Hey sam, post the crash footage

>>134294251
Hello Ari Shaffir

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

>>134312743
not sure if this is just a normal story for the aussies, shitpost because hes an aussie or just a really bad joke made by an aussie

>>134294251
Are you Ari Shaffir mining us for material?

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>>134294251
Must be Samael Hydestein, subhumans like ari can't do comedy.

>>134294251
ITT:

A comedian tries to find an audience

Just tell jokes.

Comedy died when Carlin tainted it with his style. I certainly don't look to comedians to give me deep social commentary. It's sad what comedy has become. Like, Louie used to be funny when he was irreverent, now he peddles his bullshit world view and feels important, like he's more than a jester.

He's not.

>>134313494
This

>>134294251
Whats your parents name?

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Come at me then, Kikes. What you waiting for? Search warrant?