Anon, why haven't you started training MMA, the ultimate

>>134285098
https://youtu.be/D55fV53K9zY

>>134285098
im from the K1 era

>>134285098

It trains you only to be able to fight 1 on 1. Ones best bet is to carry a weapon and be willing to use it.

Where MMA excels at is 1v1 versus symmetrical opponents. If you pull guard in a street fight you with more than 1 assailant you're fucking yourself royally.

Also rolling with men on the floor is faggy.

>>134285098
MMA is typically really faggy
>Train ground techniques half the time
>Instead of training how not to be on the ground
>Very few of them know how to throw a knee properly
The concept of mixing material arts is solid, but good luck finding an MMA brand that does it well
Better off studying individual arts and melding them yourself.
>Aikido, aishin bujitsu, krav maga, muay tai, karate, drunken boxing, eskrima, etc

Just learn basic MMA for fighting on the ground and kick boxing for upright fight and keep a flick cosh with you. a cosh give you a minimum of an extra foot of reach and if you hit hard enough in the head it's a game ender, worked great in Berkeley

>>134285098
because i'm the muslim slapping your gf's ass

>>134285098
I mean if we're really going for the anti-muslim sentiment?
Just learn Silat and start carrying the ol' hook knife.
If a Muslim or his buddies start slapping up your gf, just cut the kebab into kebab meat.

>>134285098

What an absolute roastie.

>>>/b/739459477

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>>134285491
underrated post

Its really sad theres no one in Bella Thornes life who can get her off the coke and rc's

Fuck MMA. I need something that can mow down 10-20 of these sandchimps. They stay in packsm They aren't about to MMA fight me one at a time.

We all fancy ourselves heroes when directing the scene, but the reality is that fights ain't really something you wanna do unless you know you'll win. You've been training MMA for 8 years, you can run like a machine, and your punches have been described as "like being hit by a bear on steroids"? That's real nice, champ, but Jamal, Abdul and Lopez have a Tec-9, a machete, and a bomb vest between them. Yes, it's good to learn martial disciplines and have good physical fitness, but don't delude yourself into thinking it will have any real application in your life. Running away to fight another day is nearly always the superior option. No matter how strong and tough you think you are, you are not going to beat 3 angry Muslims with knives using your ancient Nordic/Germanic trve Evropean Iron Pill powers.

>>134285491
>its all about BJJ submissions chokes
do you even MMA?

>>134285607
>Train ground techniques half the time
Yes. That's how almost all fights IRL go.
>Aikido, aishin bujitsu, krav maga, muay tai, karate, drunken boxing, eskrima, etc
Son, your lack of knowledge reeks so hard I can actually smell it over the internet

Have you ever seen a 25 minute street fight? No, but you see it in UFC. That proves that MMA is nothing like real street fights and doesn't train you for anything.

>>134285098

Because I spend my time getting better with my firearms instead.

All your fighting techniques are more or less worthless when I can just shoot you from a distance.

>>134287262
#GlobalConcealedCarry

>>134285607
>Aikido


holy shit just stop it you asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLP_DInpPHE

Go to the fucking army and stop with these fedora level hobbies. That's what we do in finland.

>>134287414
>That's how almost all fights IRL go.
not in my experience. how the fuck are you ending up on the ground?

>>134287437
I agree with this. We like to think of Muslims and non-whites as fanatical retards with no sense of self-preservation, but they tend to disperse like rats the moment they run into actual resistance. Middle Eastern military groups have a serious problem with this, apparently. Very low morale and very little loyalty.

>>134285098
MMA is a sure way to sound like a poseur faggot.
Start with 1 martial art, a good one, master it.
Then learn another one.
Then bam, guess what, you are a mixed martial artist.

FAGGOT
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>>134287485
wtf thats a human. i thought all terkish people were cockroaches

>>134285098

>MMA

full of mad churkas

>t.6 years of greco-roman wrestling

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Only LARPing faggots and pussies train MMA, only faggot burgers do boxing, transgender queers and britbongs do karate, real men do KRAV MAGA.

>>134285607
You know jack shit about it.

>>134287534
People tackle a lot in real fights. Street fights normally aren't two guys staring each other down, hopping from foot to foot, with their hands in boxing positions. They're dumb situations where some stupid cunt with a half-developed brain charges a stranger down and tries to get him into a vulnerable position while wildly flailing his limbs. Skill, speed, intelligence and proficiency do not matter in the slightest: luck and size are everything.

>>134285098
Because I trained with a 9mm and it's legal for me to carry it anywhere I go. Point sparring martial arts don't stop bullets.

>>134287429
The fights are 25 minutes long because highly trained fighters know how to block hits, and avoid takedowns and submissions. If a trained fighter fights your average wannabe tough guy in a street fight, he'd beat the living shit out of him pretty quickly.

>>134287907
Youre fucking retarded and obviously know nothing about fighting. Keep your ignorant opinion to yourself.

Like my old Squad Leader used to say: "Want to learn karate? Cary extra mags, that's your karate." Seriously, if you are over the age of 20 its very degenerate to be getting into fist fights, use a gun and only if you need to combat isn't a sport.

>>134285098
honestly, i have been training a lot of different fighting sports and i gotta tell you that a weapon out-classes any of them on the streets. also you never get jumped 1v1 anyways so good luck on that

>>134287534
People try to push or pull, trip, get a mug/ashtray/chair in the head...

>>134288076
Saying "ur wrong" isn't a counter point. You like to imagine yourself getting hit in the face, a bit of blood dripping down your chin, and a devilish smirk on your lips before you wipe away the blood and do a super cool counter-attack where you disable your enemy and the crowd goes wild and all these women start orgasming, but that isn't how it happens. What happens is some guy who has had 20 glasses of Bundy and Coke and weighs 100lb more than you slams his fist the size of a cinder block into the side of your head, you fall down, and your skull cracks open on the curb. You either die, or you are left with horrific brain damage you never recover from.

Maybe in America all your men are honourable cartoon characters, but I can tell you from experience that fights here (street brawls and drunken clashes at least) are 90% guys punching strangers in the back of the head while their mates back them up.

>>134287368

Right? So you attempt to triangle a bloke, his mates smash your face in before you complete.

You attempt to guillotine another person, you blow your arms out doing it whilst struggling to complete, leaving you unable to raise your arms to defend yourself.

RNC and his mates will stomp your face in.

This is why I hate MMA a lot. It makes the student feel over confident in their abilities, assuming that all people fight fair and won't attempt to gauge your eyes out whilst you're, from their perspective, choking them to death.

Doing a triangle choke and the bloke bites your cock and balls or inside of thigh in his panic. These techniques are great when fighting another MMA person but it means fuck all when you're struggling to know which way is up when some fat cunt is biting your face when you are setting up an epic Kimura or armbar.

>>134287414
You're both retarded.

Yeah its good to get a decent ground technique 1v1, but a lot of MMA schools get you into the habit of getting there asap. Do you really think you're going to be able to defend yourself against a pack of niggers trying to rape you if you have one of them in an arm bar?

The best self defense is learning how to throw a knockout punch, and then if odds aren't looking good, run. Boxing and maybe kickboxing, with a bit of bjj or traditional jj just to know what to avoid and how to get out of grounding, combined with French self defense (sprinting) is the smartest way.

>>134288444
Dude you improve your Stand-up game too by learning boxing,kickboxing/muay thai/taekwondo/krav maga moves.

its not all about the ground game.i guarantee you that a trained mma fighter will NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER go on the ground in a streetfight when he faces more than 2 opponents

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>>134287435
>trained muay thai & BJJ for 10+ years
>trained with 2 Ultimate Fighter champions
>trained with a former UFC champion
>taught grappling at a MMA gym over pro fighters
>won 4 gold medals in decently big grappling tournaments
>know what it feels like to KO someone

You have the best advice in this thread.

>>134285098
Op is a faggot. Again. Predictably.
If you need to punch on, you fucked up. Zip ties around the neck and hose clamps are where it's at.

>>134285098
i could just get a gun and a concealed carry permit though and it would cost less and take less time, plus do you want to beat them up or send them to hell?

>>134288722
What do in bongland?

>>134288597
>but a lot of MMA schools get you into the habit of getting there asap
I never said it goes intentionally or that it is wise >>134288267
It's just life.
>French self defense (sprinting) is the smartest way
If you can't avoid a fight, bolting is best done as soon as possible. No argument here.
One never knows if they'll end up outnumbered 5 to 1. Then again, I never advocated fighting. I just told that anon that his collection of martial arts he posted is a meme and that there is some value in mma.

>>134288267
i'm a defensive fighter, think that machida faggot, and i always keep distance and awareness of my surroundings hence have never had a street fight end up on the ground

>>134288335
a street fight down here is over almost as soon as it has begun and yes i agree with you that it is almost always because of a sucker punch but that's not really a fucking fight now is it

>>134285098
I don't want to lose brain cells, literally.

I'm just worried about long term consequences. Yea you can fight with a protective helmet but still bro, one day you might just want to get in the ring without it and WHAM!

Anyways I am considering joining the Boxing Club @ my uni. Would love to learn how to strike and improve balancing/footwork.

Also, tell a roastie that MMA or boxing is one of your hobbies and she will want to bang you

>>134288832
stab, don't get stabbed.

>>134288832
Break the law like a patriot and carry a knife on you. It doesn't matter if the state doesn't want you to do it, do it anyway. Would you rather go to jail or go to the cemetery.

>>134288886
>but that's not really a fucking fight now is it

It's still a fight, even if you think it's "not fair" or "dishonorable" or some shit. Reality doesn't conform to how you want it to be. You get into a "fight" with a guy, he probably has a friend coming up behind you with a brick or rock ready to bash your skull in and book it before the police arrive.

>>134285098
go fucking kill yourself lol. Cringe thread sage.sage

>>134285607
LARP
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>>134288597
>>134288444
>>134288267
>>134288127

You're all fucking retarded. MMA is not a self defence sport, it's a combat sport just like boxing. In order to use the skills you gained in any situation you have to be well trained, EXPERIENCED and disciplined... and that can take fucking decades.

Your answer is this: >>134288101

If you want to defend your girl against some muslims and can't carry a weapon do Krav Maga - even then if 10 guys jump you, you'll have a hard time. Why do you think humans invented guns in the first place?

Why do you think military and police personnel are being trained in Krav Maga instead of some pseudo degenerate kickboxing shit? Because it has no application in the real world unless you have years and years of experience and are disciplined enough.

It's not about looking the best in the fight, it's doing the most damage and getting out of there as soon as fucking possible.

Get a gun or do Krav Maga.

On a funny side note, here in Israel our forces are now hiring ex-Spetsnaz guys from Russia to train us for hand to hand combat situations and light weapons training to take down the enemy quick, fast and with as much brute force as possible. Those guys don't kid around, we had to take knives into our chest for psychological training (with stab proof vest of course), if Krav Maga is not your style I'd seek some Russians to teach you how to fight.

>>134288597
Not understanding MMA.

>>134289011
minding your own business and getting punched in the head is a classified as a fight? fuck you aussiebro, i bet you're the type of cunt that throws coward punches on saturday nights in the cross

>>134289172
You have to go back.

>>134289172
the russian version of wrestling "Sambo" is effective too

>>134285098
>fighting sport with restrictions
>good for street fighting
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>134285213
For me, it's Mirko CroCop

>>134289213
What the absolute niggering shitfuck do you think a "fight" is? Do you think some guy, a stranger, is going to walk up to you with no backup and say "I challenge you!" before an announcer declares the first round has begun, and you get to give your own little intro? Assuming your opponents are going to give you some kind of "grace" or ability to fight back is laughable and will get you turned into a vegetable or garden filler. Even IF that situation happens, and you have a completely clear view of your opponent who approaches you from the front and makes his intentions of attacking you clear, there's still a good chance his buddies are going to intervene and beat you into a bloody pulp the moment things go south.

>>134289252

>Australian
>Talking about fighting

You fucking assholes get your asses kicked by a bunch of kangaroos. Now you are getting morally crushed by a bunch of men LARPing as women and allowing aboriginals take a pick of your women.

The only reason why Australia isn't in anyones radar is because nobody gives a shit about it. But at least the muslims are doing a good job of taking it over, they're used to shit surroundings and deserts.

>>134289172
Again, if you stop being a retard for just a minute and actually look at my posts, it all started with me condemning a list of martial arts as a meme and saying that there is some value in knowing ground fighting. I never advocated fighting at all. It's best avoided because, as you insinuated, it is not a sanctioned match in a ring with a referee and a security team and medics on stand-by.

Anon, you need to read before you sperg you stupid sclomo.

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>>134287414
>That's how almost all fights IRL go.
If you're good enough you don't need to go to the ground. If you're such a pussy that you're going to the ground all the time don't expect me too take your opinion seriously.
>>134287485
Lmfao you're a fucking 'tard for showing that video as if it's anything worth looking at.
Besides being a shit-tier student vid, nobody in their right mind would use defensive throws (aikido) vs a grappler.

>>134289349
something has to have happened for him/them to want to take a swing at me so i don't get what point you're trying to make

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>>134289498
your fucking aikido bullshit got exposed by an turkish wrestler


deal with it

>>134289498
>If you're good enough you don't need to go to the ground. If you're such a pussy that you're going to the ground all the time don't expect me too take your opinion seriously.
You are a fucking retard.

>>134289564
The point is that you won't be able to see it coming, and people generally don't pick fights they don't have some clear (or hidden) advantage in. Fights don't slowly form, they are an explosion of random violence where someone takes a cheap shot and it escalates or ends there. If your opponent lands the first punch (and since he is starting the fight, he probably will) there's a good chance you just fucking lose, even if you see it coming. The point I am making is you don't want to fight. In fact, the idea of fighting is laughable. What you should be doing is running the fuck away so you don't get fucking killed.

>But Anon! I am a big dick motherfucking COOL GUY fighter rough and tumble bloke! I can take on anybody, you must be a pussy!

Retarded.

>>134289498

lol.

This whole thread is cringey autism. Learning a martial discipline can be good. You aren't going to be Jackie fucking Chan and street-brawl a bunch of fucking minorities for bad-touching your girlfriend.

Carry a fucking gun, or get fucking shot. The world isn't some chivalrous middle-ages flick wherein men bow to one another and exchange manly blows in the honor-duel.

A dirty fucking minority grabs your wife's tits in the local grocery store and then pulls out a butterfly knife or handgun and fucking wastes you.

Your 'drunken boxing aikido mma judo chop' doesnt do shit in the real world in real life or death. Machismo means nothing. Fucking children.

>>134289287

Yep, these guys really don't fuck around. You think American drill sergeants are bad? Try Israeli ones. You think those are bad try getting trained by Russians in a military setting.

But its good, once you get stabbed you won't feel the same fear when a combatant tries to slice you up and therefore you can better defend yourself.

Our military is seriously considering replacing the standard issues with Russian variants because of their versatility and how much damage they can take in the field with the only thing stopping it being the stigma of using Russian made weapons which are mostly used by the opfor.

>>134289172
>Jew shilling overpriced Jewish "combat system"

My homemade fighting techniques involve shooting them in the kneecaps, macing them, kicking them in the balls. If I really needed to I would do a wrestling takedown. That's the only move that matters.

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>>134289617
throws have their purpose, typically vs people striking. Doesn't do so hot vs grapples, that's what striking is for. I listed multiple disciplines for a reason.
>exposed in shit video where instructor literally would beat any discipline because it's staged and his students suck
You are a complete idiot.

>>134287691
Then how come Israeli men are feminised beta males?

>>134289948

Oh shit sorry there britbong, I didn't realise we were in 1457 and chivalry still existed.

>Fuck off back to Wales with your medieval chivalry bullshit.

You can't even fucking defend yourself without getting arrested by your police and put in jail for not letting a minority to culturally enrich your woman.

So shut the fuck up.

Also your military are complete and utter pussies, last time they were here for training exercises half of them puked themselves to death after having to do a 5K run. A 5K RUN.

>>134285098
>Train MMA
I'm not spending my time laying between another man's spread legs. I'm a Republican and we just don't do that.

>>134290106
Was it a 5K run in the heat? Brits aren't really adapted to anything over 20 Celsius.

>>134289172
>Jew promoting Krav maga

Oy vey, goyim. Give us your sheckels to learn watered down muay thai and grappling.

>>134290154

Yep. And these guys were supposed to show us the might of the Royal Marines. Some of them were bragging about being part of SAS.

Not one of them made it. Even the French managed to be put through the paces without a complaint but the Britbongs just collapsed and said "nah we're not doing it, sorry mates, too hard".

I don't know how they manage to send their troops to places like Afghanistan or Iraq.

>>134285098
Look up russian systema , some magic shit

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>>134289759
This thread is cringe
You aren't going to have a gun at all times & even when you do the legal ramifications aren't justified for most fights- e.g.: some asshole pouring a beer on you at a bar
>Your 'drunken boxing aikido mma judo chop'
specifically called mma faggy, didn't say anything about judo, aikido & boxing don't have any "chops" I'm aware of
Literally wtf are you even talking about

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>>134290106
Answer >>134290102

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>>134289301
Hoost was a bad motherfucker

>>134290106
They puked because they were sharing air with Jews. As we all know that's most likely very mustard smelling, or at least it should be.

>>134290043
>because it's staged

LMAO

mkay

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>>134290541

Nah they puked because they can't take any heat without collapsing. It's funny how most of the "men" in your army went sunbathing immediately after like the faggots they are.

Brits are used as an example in our defence forces on HOW NOT TO SOLDIER.

It was fun to watch faggotry at work.

Also congratulations on having your marines be the first combatant group in the world to be accepting of LGBT faggots.

Puts things into perspective.

>>134289172
>Why do you think military and police personnel are being trained in Krav Maga instead of some pseudo degenerate kickboxing shit

Have you ever been in the military?

9.9/10 times hand to hand training is garbage.

And even then Modern Army Combatives Program is 90% Gracie Jiu Jitsu.

99% of the anons posting in here about fighting know absolutely dick about it because you've never actually been in a fight.

>>134287368

Enjoy your broken elbow from a blackjack or just getting stabbed while you dry hump a guy's leg.

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>>134290694
The video was a teacher showing a student a move dumbass, of course it's staged... Its in a fucking classroom. That's what all classes do, I've been in videos like that personally.
How do you even pretend that you know wtf you're talking about after watching one jewtube video

Muay Thai masterrace tbqh

>>134289011
>You get into a "fight" with a guy, he probably has a friend coming up behind you with a brick or rock ready to bash your skull in and book it before the police arrive.

How many times has this happened to you?

Here's a protip from someone who has actually been in fights: the majority of people on the street can't fight. The majority of people on the street also worry about the law. Ergo the majority of people on the street aren't going to brain someone with a fucking brick or a rock and risk a felony battery or attempted murder charge.

This bullshit meme grew up around a legitimate discussion e.g. being concerned about the worst possible scenario and training for it. But now everyone has forgotten that it's the worst scenario, not the most likely.

>>134290955
you asshole what is the teacher showiing his students? HOW TO GET CHOKED by an wrestler?

and i've watched tons of "aikido" crap videos to say this safe: aikido is bullshit

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>>134285098
i have a knife and i know how to use it. Your MMA cant handle it.

>>134290955
Aikido is garbage. 100%. I would bet on a freshman high school wrestler over an Aikidoka who has been training for decades.

The only guys who are sort of doing it right are Tomiki Aikido people. And even in their competitions they have to have extremely arbitrary rules.

>>134291071
You forget about niggers now. And migrants. And Muslims.

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>>134290861

Why do you think I said

>even then if 10 guys jump you, you'll have a hard time. Why do you think humans invented guns in the first place?

No amount of hand to hand combat will ever help you go Rambo, and if the other guy pulls out a small firearm or a knife and blindsides you, you're gonna have a bad time and no amount of reflexes will help you - if you have training, you just have more of a CHANCE of getting out with a combination of luck.

Ultimately It's there to just psychologically assist you if it comes to it and get you out of there as soon as possible while hopefully neutralizing the threat because all of these training exercises are done in controlled environments. That's why our forces are hiring ex-Spetsnaz guys to give us the psychological boost so at least if some jihadi pulls out a shiv to knife you as a last stand you won't be as afraid because you'll be better psychology prepared and can hopefully react quicker.

>>134291231
>You forget about niggers now.

I grew up in black neighborhoods in a city that has a higher than national average violent crime rate and ~35% black population.

Black people can't just magically fight because they are black. They suck at fighting just as much as untrained white people.

>>134291238
>Why do you think I said

Because you're retarded.

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>>134290849
You understand that the location I'm posting from isn't necessarily my nationality?

Nothing says cuck like the Israeli flag though. Everyone hates your nation and your people.

>>134291238
I'm sure it's great and works really well against small Palestinian children and old ladies.

>>134285098
I trained with an mma guy once. He complained that all my strikes were illegal. When he shot in towards my legs for a "take down" it took every ounce of my self control not to lift my knee into his face since he was leading with it, arms wide.

MMA is a sport. Sports have rules. Rules allow you to expose yourself in ways you otherwise couldn't without getting your shit wrecked. People who train for sports develop reactions based on those rules.

MMA fighters try to be expert boxers, expert wrestlers, and juijitsu experts. What most end up becoming are shitty boxers, half-assed wrestlers, and leg-humping idiots unprepared for a fight that doesn't have a referee. This makes them slightly more likely to win against most untrained people.

MMA is a fucking meme.

>>134290517
Hoost might be the best striker I've ever seen

>>134291743
>I trained with an mma guy once. He complained that all my strikes were illegal. When he shot in towards my legs for a "take down" it took every ounce of my self control not to lift my knee into his face since he was leading with it, arms wide.

Things that never happened: the post.

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>>134290849
kike

>>134291222
I was a wrestler in high school soph-sen. Early twenties I added some aikido training in with other MA training. The concepts are simple and useful, but idk why you and the other guy keep trying to relate it to grappling... It's like you can't figure out the concept of rock-paper-scissors.

Nobody should be training in any specific martial art for decades, either

>>134285098
>the ultimate fighting discipline
Id like to see some mma cucks fight actual shidoshi. My teacher trained with Ed Parker,
and I can say with almost certainty that Ed would
fuck up most of the "gay-m-a" guys if mma had been around in his day. It's all fun and games until your not wearing pads and the guy in the ring is breaking your fucking bones.

>>134291140
>aikido is bullshit
This is actually pretty true. I took Aikido for
about a year while finishing out my finals in
Kenpo. It is legit fairy-tier and unrealistic at
best.

>>134287429
>25 mins
two incredibly skilled fighters in a ring
over multiple rounds
each one knows how to take a beating
sounds reasonable to me anon

>>134292021
>It's like you can't figure out the concept of rock-paper-scissors.

Because that's not how fighting works.

>>134291582
Lmao you're probably an ashamed Brit who had one South African great-grandparent

Either that or you moved to Britain when you were a kid

This is mostly the case with Britposters claiming a different nationality

>>134292021
Dude its just simple..... why do you not see an aikido-fghter in the uf cfor example? because its crap and gets exposed at every inch in the octagon

>>134292087
>and I can say with almost certainty that Ed would
>fuck up most of the "gay-m-a" guys if mma had been around in his day.

No he wouldn't have. He wouldn't have fucked up any of the Full Contact Karate guys from back then either.

>>134292207
>no he wouldn't
>hurr durrr Kenpo isnt a karate

lol ok bud, are you high?

>>134285098
I can kill an MMA star with a gun that's why.

>>134289011
One skilled guy can easily take on 2 unskilled guys and size doesn't have to be a big factor at all, skilled guy can easily take bigger guy with just few quick head punches. Also if you get into a bar fight or whatever escalates not everyone has brick next to him


Also good thing about MMA is you are free (Outside basic rules) you can use Elbows, Knees, Box, Takedown whatever you want. Its best for street fight

>>134285098
Because I have guns

>>134292282

1. Kenpo is a made up term for a made up American version of Krotty

2. Training Ken/mpo does not place one on the same level as Full Contact Karate fighters like Don Wilson, Jean Yves Theriault, Mike "Little Giant" Bell, Donnie Hair, Bobby Dixon etc.

I couple of which I've met in person and trained with and would eat your lunch even at their age now.

>>134285098
I'm starting Muay Thai and BJJ training next week.

>>134292614
BJJ is a meme. Stop wasting time

>>134292140
>implying one moveset works in all situations
>implying other movesets don't ever work
Broaden your perspective anon
I've seen a 55yo 5'8 ma instructor with one lung and half his fingers missing use an aikido throw to flip a a 300lb 6'3" pre-pro athlete that tried rushing him. Same move wouldn't work against the same guy if he was trying to box. It certainly has its uses.

>>134285607
>Better off studying individual arts and melding them yourself.

Like some sort of mixed martial arts? What a novel idea!

Everyone knows Gayjewtsu is the best self defense system ever. Invented in Auschwitz, the art consists of stripping down naked and getting in close quarters with your assailant, before sticking your cock in his butthole, thus taking any will to fight away from him.

It used to be a sport, with weight classes rarely going above 150 lbs, but with the help of the Russians, they modified it to be street lethal.

Deadliest art ever. Sign up today for the low cost of $200 a month.

>>134292196
>ufc
You're a trendy city slicker, 90+% at having noodle arms. I wouldn't expect you to understand combat.

>>134292672
>I've seen a 55yo 5'8 ma instructor with one lung and half his fingers missing use an aikido throw to flip a a 300lb 6'3" pre-pro athlete that tried rushing him.

Another thing that never happened.

>Broaden your perspective anon

I've trained with a variety of people in multiple combat sports and traditional martial arts. Fighting is not a game of Rock Paper Scissors and there are not hard and fast rules about how thing A beats thing B.

Because that's not reality.

What is reality is that the more effective a training methodology used (significantly more often found in combat sport programs than TMA programs) the better. What makes someone able to succeed at fighting is that + cultivating controlled aggression and violence of action, another thing combat sports programs (and even some non combat sports) are very good at.

>>134287435
You need to be able to cover all ranges. You don't always have enough time to pull a gun

>>134292759
See the previous sentence then immediately go neck yourself.

>>134292791
im having 17 inch guns and you are full of shit

>>134285098
>trainees you the best for street fight
Not actually what MMA does. Although it's good practice.
Try combat Sambo for best results

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>>134292836
you'd know a lot about gun grabbing, wouldn't you shlomo?

>>134292823
>Another thing that never happened.
T. I'm 19yo and know everything
>Fighting is not a game of Rock Paper Scissors
The concept of certain things working more effectively vs other certain things does. Your rebel flag is starting to look suspicious.

>>134285098
>your GF
lol

>>134293069
>T. I'm 19yo and know everything

I'm older than you and I've been around the block at least once by now.

>The concept of certain things working more effectively vs other certain things does.

Yes. Those effective things are effective training methodology (training with aliveness, against resisting opponents) and aggression/violence of action.

Those typically beat poor training methodology and hesitation.

>5'8" manlet who has never so much as even been in a play fight
>Was doing security work while at uni because not a rich fag
>One night I'm driving around locking up public toilets for my council job and stumble upon this towering monster Lebonese guy in the middle of a park. At midnight. On my own. And he was absolutely furious at me for what reason I have no idea
>This guy had arms the size of my thighs and looked like he wanted to kill me in the worst possible way imaginable. He must have been AT LEAST 6'2"
>Your cert 2 security training gives you absolute jack shit, and I had my back to the toilet block i just locked up so running wasnt an option
>After 10 odd seconds of begging him to calm down as he stormed toward me in a fit, I thought I was about to die
>As he knocks a bunch of my teeth apart with his first few punches I try to punch back at him but I know how fucked I am
>Through some divine means my punch landed right into the front of his throat and sent him straight to the floor, writhing and grasping his neck
>Ran off as fast as i could and called the cops

Its that day I learned that it doesn't matter what training you have or how well built you are. If you want to win against anyone, just hit them in the throat.

>>134288666

Have you ever tried punching someone in the head without gloves on? It fucking hurts and you'll likely fuck your hand up beyond measure. MMA teaches nothing about bare knuckle fighting, it's totally moot. 90% of fights end up on the ground, like it or not it most likely is going to end that way.

>>134285098
>your GF
Jokes on you

>>134292151
Actually just been here two years. I'm 20 and studying here.

>>134290106
1415 chivalry died. Not 1457, twat.

>>134291222
>>134291140
C'mon guys, Aikido looks pretty tho.
>if you can't defend a takedown, expect a world of hurt
It reminds of those Gracie challenges. Kek. To all y'all anons, if in serious trouble, the best thing to do and use is gravity. Pick up attacker above your hips, slam him to the ground (head, shoulder or arm first while doing a Gable grip) and create a point where all your weight will be concentrated when he ricochet up and strike. Body slams are the ultimate, fucked up defense. Even more, if you manage to lift the person 5 ft up the air.

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>>134293052

There's a reason why Israeli Krav Maga is taught to military and police personnel all over the world and not some pseudo MMA bullshit

>Muslim grabs wifes tits
>Oh snap he grabbed my wifes tits
>Meet me at 6pm in the Kickboxing Gym down Route 69
>Dont come too late or it might be closed
>I'll wreck u there bro
>Muslim pulls out a machete, slices your face off
>>134293052

There's a reason why Israeli Krav Maga is taught to military and police personnel all over the world and not some pseudo MMA bullshit

>Muslim grabs wifes tits
>Oh snap he grabbed my wifes tits
>Meet me at 6pm in the Kickboxing Gym down Route 69
>Dont come too late or it might be closed
>bring your gear bro
>dont forget the kickpads we wouldnt want to hurt each other now would we?
>Muslim pulls out a machete, slices your face off
>Not fair m8, I wasnt ready

>Ever thinking MMA is a legit sport and can save your life if somebody pulls out a knife

>>134293316
>MMA teaches nothing about bare knuckle fighting
google vale tudo

im tired of you fags. 80% of you clearly know ZERO NADA NOTHING NIENTE about MMA

I could never defend a gf

That's why Im avoidant of girls

>tfw have panic attacks when I'm at the point of starving and have to go outside to get food

I live in a sheltered white area but /pol/ made me a paranoid shut in

>>134293470
>There's a reason why Israeli Krav Maga is taught to military and police personnel all over the world and not some pseudo MMA bullshit

Because of marketing. It doesn't teach anyone how to actually fight.

Also the US Army teaches Gracie Jiu Jitsu.

>>134293411

Sorry for not getting my history dates correct to the day goat fucker.

I'll make sure to say hi to your mother while she takes my ctar up her snatch

>>134293470
>you missed my gun control quip. i'm sad.

>>134293361
Get the fuck out you parasite!

>>134293513
>vale tudo

Believe me I've watched a lot of MMA and some vale tudo back when Vovchanchyn was in his prime, i loved pride and early UFC.

I've trained for many years doing MMA and BJJ. They are fun, don't get me wrong but they are not going to equip you well enough to survive a real life situation street fight.

You're infinitely better and safer arming yourself or learning to sprint the 100m dash.

>>134292657
Urmm no, no it isn't.

>>134293821
what is the difference between a vale tudo fight and a steet fight?

>>134292444
and trips

>>134293640

Yeah, you Jews aren't great with numbers. 1457, 6 gorillion...

>>134285491
>rolling on the floor with men is faggy
You get over it quickly. Never wrestled with your buddies?

Is it too late to start learning Karate at 30? I don't get into fights, just need an active hobby

>>134293821
>but they are not going to equip you well enough to survive a real life situation street fight.

So, given that you've trained for "many years", do you think an average untrained person has as much ability as you in a fight?

If you think so maybe you should rethink where you've been training.

>>134293908

Vale tudo, anything goes. Except biting, or eye gouging, fish hooking...You can therefore reasonably mount offense without worrying about placing your face near the mouth of the person and getting it bitten. It makes ground positioning trivial in that respect.
You don't have such assurances when in a street fight, you don't have knowledge of hidden weapons or diseases the person might or might not have. You may start a fight with one guy only to have him shout and his mates come pile you.

Vale Tudo is more visceral than MMA of course, but it is still regulated and "fair" a street fight is anything but that.

>>134293856

>Brazilian
>Jiu-Jitsu

Might as well turn yourself into the tranny you are and beg for the muslim dick.

The only good thing about Brazil are the fake booties and the trannies but Thailand is even beating them to it.

Yes >BJJ is a fucking meme and a useless one at that, might as well go to karate class with the other 6 year olds at least then they can teach you how to scream for help like the little bitch you are.

>>134285098
I don't need MMA to deal with Muslim rats.

>>134293773
>parasite
>paying 27k pa to study here
>living on my own money

>all of this money is going into supporting neets like you.

Fuck off you socially housed scum. I'm contributing to keeping your failing nation afloat much more than you are.

>>134285098
>your GF
heh

>>134294179

No, of the two "street fights" I have been in I put them to sleep in about 10 seconds. You more or less disregard your lessons and go straight for the most pain you can inflict safely as possible.
Attack the eyes, throat, kidneys, ribcage and then run the fuck away on only need 2 seconds to get 15 meters away from someone and consequently out of trouble in most situations.

>>134294267
maybe the risks are higher.but that doesnt mean my MMA/ BJJ is useless in this situation.of course if the opponent has a gun you are fucked.

>>134294270
At least mastering heel hooks to tear ACLs (knees) is a muthafuckah. That'll immobilize any nigga, my circle.

>>134294270
Not gonna bother reading the rest of the thread
Considering the flag, are you a Krav Maga fag?

>>134294267
>You don't have such assurances when in a street fight

Biting, eye gouging, and fish hooking (which ironically puts your hand in range to be bitten, which you seem to assert is an effective technique) are not fight winners. They aren't even all that effective.

https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/600h0c/myths_you_want_to_dispel/df306zw/

inb4 REDDIT!!!!

It's a post with a bunch of links to different videos of people attempting to end fights with dirty techniques like biting and taking an ass beating in return.

>>134294534
its not that its "useless", any fight experience will help you even in the sligtest, but don't think that because you train MMA you are in any way capable of winning a street fight

>>134294528
>No, of the two "street fights" I have been in I put them to sleep in about 10 seconds.

Ok so your training was effective outside of the gym.

>>134294534
No of course it isn't useless. You'll be able to break the grip holds they have on your clothing, stop a RNC, out clinch the guy and escape. That is all you should be using it for.

You aren't aiming to "win" a street fight. Your aim is to stop the fight and escape.

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>>134294622

Krav Maga is better than any of the shit suggested in this thread so far.

Every neet here thinks a muslim will take them 1 on 1 in a controlled circle with gloves, pads and a ref.

Nah...

Once you leave the club he'll jump you with 16 of his cousins and throw acid on your girl and then knife you as an added bonus. At least with Krav Maga you have a fighting chance of getting away, arming up, getting your friends and getting back at them.

>>134288444

>You attempt to guillotine another person, you blow your arms out doing it whilst struggling to complete, leaving you unable to raise your arms to defend yourself.
>He doesn't know how to guillotine

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You weak nu-males need to seriously stop browsing this board

>>134294735

Yes, I loved learning to vicegrip and tear at their windpipe in my MMA class. The only practical things from martials in either of those fights was break falling and sticking them in the recovery position after.

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>>134285098
I do train mma

>>134285098
im not gay, thats why.

>>134285098
Be in DC with a friend and 2 girls. Outside some Persian shit hole. One of the girls were with throws a fist at some guy and I jump on him. Within seconds I got 6-7 Arab dudes on me. Friend goes down instantly and slams his head on the concrete. Oh no .jpg. Realize if I fall to the ground I'm probably dead. Thankfully there was a wall I could lean on and I just used my arms to cover my head. Never ever go down if you can help it cause that's when the kicks to the head occur. I got my ass whooped but I lives to fight another day

>>134294912

Right because people just let you put your forearm under their throat without attempting to remove it or fight back. Anybody with a rudimentary grasp for life will fight back, if you're squeezing trying to complete the choke and it's not working, you arms are filling up with blood and you develop lactic acid. Professional fighters who blow all of their energy trying to secure a guillotine often end up unable to defend themselves. Think Kevin Randleman vs Fedor.

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All the white men on /pol/ need to learn to dight like bas rutten

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I got kicked by a Thai fighter who competed in the pro circuit before immigrating, low kicked me so hard I was limping for a week. Boxing and Muay Thai I hope I can learn soon, always wanted to learn, but guns are more favorable for self defense

>>134295142
Your a dumb ass russia has the best SAMBO schools and you dont train sambo and mma

>>134295326
Guns ade best but everyone should learn the mna basics which is boxing,muay thai,wrestling and bjj.

>>134295019
>The only practical things

was learning to act under pressure against a resisting opponent.

This is probably the most important thing about training and is what is going to give you the edge in 99% of cases against an untrained person. The vast majority of untrained people have never had to use violence and even those that have likely haven't dealt with a resisting opponent.

>>134285098
>MMA
>train as if I'm barefoot in a safe Environment
>streetfight
>training kicks in

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>>134290482
Were more alpha than you that's why we will take all your idf grills

>>134295442
>>train as if I'm barefoot in a safe Environment

As opposed to

>never train because "you don't know me, I can't lose, I just black out!"

MMA is a fucking meme.

Good luck falling on your back and kicking at someones knees while his mate just walks around you and stomps on your neck.

Boxing/kickboxing are literally the only defensive sports with any practical application in the real world. Krav Maga is a jewish meme and Sambo is hilarious.

Let's be honest people, being trained is better than not being trained.

>>134295423

I hadn't thought about that honestly. The amount of people who blow their energy in 5 seconds is funny when they first start out.

>>134294870
>Every neet here thinks a muslim will take them 1 on 1 in a controlled circle with gloves, pads and a ref.
>Nah...
>Once you leave the club he'll jump you with 16 of his cousins and throw acid on your girl and then knife you as an added bonus. At least with Krav Maga you have a fighting chance of getting away, arming up, getting your friends and getting back at them.


Thats probably the worst-case scenario in wich you will loose no matter what combat sport you did your whole life.but im speaking about lets say three "attackers".you said it right.in the CLUB.so these poor fucks are drunk as fuck.so whats wrong with MMA/Kickbox/Muay thai i could throw a hickkick,spinning elbow and the last one gets clinched and eat my knees.

thats realistic.without any gloves referees and shieet

>>134294870
> Takes beginner course while conscription in IDF
> Turns into shlomo rambo on mongolian cheese trading board

>>134295643

>ultimate fighting discipline that trainees you the best for street fight

I'd completely agree that it is better to be trained than not. Though claiming what OP did is totally false.

You're all fucking retarded. Keys to street fighting; learn how to throw a good power punch and how to place them, don't let anyone tackle you, learn to slip a punch, don't try to fight anyone way bigger than you, and carry a weapon.

>>134285098
no need, I dont have a gf

>>134294870
>At least with Krav Maga you have a fighting chance

Loving Every Laugh.

Krav Maga is THE meme of meme martial arts.

Nothing, not even a gun, is likely to save you in the case of 16 determined and coordinated attackers who are throwing acid on you.

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>>134295549

>Weakbone Britbongs taking Israeli women

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Literary the funniest shit I read in awhile. Brits are the biggest numales on the planet, maybe you should retake your country first from the muslim trojan horse before threatening to take our women? You're one generation away from a complete communist takeover and a total muslim population.

>>134289172
Learning from somebody who had been in hand to hand combat to the death is good.

>>134295967
Your people literally got rounded up and gassed, no resistance from you.

Britain literally created your country since you were unable to do it yourselves.

Here a bunch of Mexicans stabbed an 18 year old to death. That's a pretty good martial art. Gang up and stab. They probably didn't even train.

>>134285098
Currently buffing up at the gym. Once I've reached my target I'm going to.

>>134285607
>>Aikido,
Stop it.

>>134295967
Then they're a Muslim nation with nukes.
And I don't think a Jew can talk about weak peoples...

>>134285098
You can shoot them

No need for hand fights

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>>134295702

Usually these faggots dont drink in the club they just go there to scout for women and to start shit with other people.

If they started some shit with you in the club no amount of combat training will make you go John Wick on them. Best bet is to win in this situation if you want to keep a shred of manhood and you're by yourself:

>scout out for exits
>if they are starting some shit most likely a bouncer will be involved and will try to kick you all out
>get your girl escorted by a friend, get a taxi for her to leave
>99% chance they'll jump you outside
>muslims cant fight for shit and will always team up to outnumber you
>they usually carry knives and some even household drain cleaners in soda bottles to use as acid to be thrown on you and scar you and your girl for life
>if you know they'll jump you outside get a few bottles of beer
>smash one good enough to make a shank or get a knife from the kitchen in the bar area
>if they start saying shit, approach the weakest one and smash the bottle over his head
>most likely the biggest cowards will hold the biggest weapons
>take it and try to fight off as many as possible
>if you see you're really outnumbered then there is no shame in running
>run away
>scout them out, who they are
>get a few friends, and jump them whenever they are by themselves
>these faggots are cowards and will most likely run to the police rather than their friends in first instance so do enough damage they wont even want to see a white face

The only way to fight muslims is to fight dirty. Its 101 if you ever have to do border patrols, these fuckers never fight clean, it's always the same shit with them.

>>134296364
>You can shoot them
>No need for hand fights

Not all situations in which self defense can occur justify lethal force. Being able to effectively employ less than lethal force as appropriate is just as important as being able to use lethal force.

And just like you should be at the range training, doing dry fire with snap caps at home, and going to classes you should also be in the gym training.

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>>134287503
Why not do both? I agree that it's extremely dumb to rely on martial arts alone as a form of self defense. The military gave me some really fucking valuable skills for free even though I would never defend this cuck government we have right now if the country got attacked (depending on who attacks us of course). I believe that a person should try to get skilled in all forms of self defense including hand to hand combat. Self defense situations are always different and you need to be able to adapt to them to maximize your chance of survival. Martial arts are fun as fuck and they keep your body healthy. You're training your muscles, your cardio and you get better at defending yourself and your loved ones all the same time. It's cheap as fuck too considering all the benefits you get from training. You also make some good friends. BJJ people in particular are cool as fuck in my opinion. Also, in this piece of shit country you get punished harder than Abdullah if you pull out a telescope baton or a firearm when he attacks you. Having some submission skills can be really useful because you can easily pin him down and call 112 if he's not with his pack of 10 other subhuman shitskins and Helsinki wiggers. If you're in a relatively isolated location and you know for sure that you won't get caught you might as well kneebar both of his legs. He won't be walking properly for the rest of life and he certainly won't be picking fights with humans anymore. If you want to have some extra fun you might as well sterilize him by choking him out and repeatedly kicking and stomping his balls as hard as you can before running away. He won't be raping Finnish girls after that.
>>134290147
>"Hurr durr I'm willing to avoid training techniques that are proven to work because they make me think uncomfortable thoughts." You fucking closet homo.

>>134296018
Yep, these guys have been stabbed, shot at and have killed numerous combatants in their years on the force so it's a really good way of learning from someone who has been in these situations.

>>134296110
Says the muslim who can't fight for shit, so he has to use subversion and pity to outbreed the Europoors in order to gain any significant land whatsoever.

Why create your own and make advancements when you can just steal and claim it as your own, right?

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>>134296542
Spit in their face and kick in da balls

>>134296845
>when you can just steal and claim it as your own, right?
>has Israel flag

I feel like there's some irony here.

>>134286694
because you are the dead muslim bleeding out on the ground you mean

>>134287643
I thought you slavs did cáмбo/Cиcтeмa.

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>>134296924

Would you have a muslim rapist as your neighbor and have to give up your daughters as tribute to make sure he doesn't behead you and then the muslim government gets your shekels anyway or a jew who just wants a few shekels from you in order to fight off the muslim rapist for his and your benefit?

tldr; for this thread, arabs are basically zombies and will act like a zombie horde.

>>134288335
>90% guys punching strangers in the back of the head while their mates back them up.
I would agree with you bruce, but you're wrong, it's at least 96% of the time.

>>134297094
>Blah blah blah

I don't really care about "muslim rapists" and all that rhetoric.

But let's at least be honest here: there would be no Palestine if you hadn't stolen Palestinian land. Just like there wouldn't be a US if we hadn't stolen native land.

I'm not bending over backwards with white guilt to gape my asshole and check my privilege about it, but I'm not going to try to deflect or lie about it either. Because doing that implies some feeling of guilt.

Doing any sort of marshal art is pretty redundant in a street fight. Unless you've actually fought before and taken hits, chances are you will panic as soon as you get punched. Plus there's no rules in street fights, you can be hit from any direction with any sort of weapon.

>>134285098
i train ufc every thursday bruh dont talk shit wen u dont know.

>>134296845
Says the Jew who can't fight for shit, so he has to use subversion and pity to outbreed the Europoors in order to gain any significant land whatsoever.

Why create your own and make advancements when you can just steal and claim it as your own, right?

>>134297261
Oops, meant

>no Israel if you hadn't stolen Palestinian land

>>134290000
shooting kneecaps he says... fuck me.... sighs.
if your guns out to shoot someone and you try to hit a 5-6 spot on a moving target .. nevemind you will be dead..
you draw your gun just shoot the fucker dead you moron.

I went the Krav Maga route

>>134297411
>karate chop
>ball kick
>ball kick
>keee-yah!
>ball kick

That will be $3000 for lesson goy.

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>>134285098
training, fitness and strength is good. but MMA is trash. if you find yourself outnumbered, it's worthless. learn how to use one of these (pic related) effectively. get used to having it on you - you never know when you'll need it. fast effective use (self defence only of course) and you can take down the first couple and the rest will run. so long as you're fit and strong and know how to use it well - this will destroy any martial artist. the thing is you need to be ready to strike and strike hard or you'll be disarmed and royally fucked.

>>134289759
I can tell you're a manlet, probably about ~120 lbs. I recommend learning Jiu Jitsu. One night when you're in your skirt and its very dark if a guy mounts on top of you to rape/rob you the techniques it'd teach you would be good for getting out of those situations, even with your frail frame.(Then again, faggots like you are massive degenerates so you'd probably love him to finish, even if he killed you after)

>>134285098
I don't live in a violent shithole. I have no interest in fighting other people, I don't need to spend thousands of dollars learning a martial art. And if I do need to hurt someone else, I'm not using my bare fists. I have street smarts, can see trouble a mile off and I've been in enough real fights to know it isn't worth the headache and worry the morning after, just leg it.

>>134297503
basically you rn

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>>134297503

>>134297544
i have hired help to kick your ass. its what they are paid for.

>>134297544
Okay, what do you do if someone twice your size wants to fight you anyway and is sitting on your chest? You're not going to do shit, that's what. What you will do is take it like a bitch.

>>134293470
did they have a 2 for 1 deal on your post?

>>134285491
This

Eu forbids almost anything, I always Carry a knife Because you never know what happens. Amsterdam hasnt been trucked or bombed yet.

>>134295549
mmmm thats tasty

>>134295967
>Brits are the biggest numales on the planet
Afaik Brits have won a wide slew of wars and conquered people. IIRC Jews have never ever ever in 2000 years earned borders. They just got asskicked across the planet.

>>134289368
>Low IQ Jew
Your parents must be so disappointed...

>>134297491
This. And no sparring either. I'm sure that Krav Maga techniques can be very effective but the problem is that there is no sparring in a lot of KM schools. How the fuck are you going to use your KM techniques in a real fight when you're drowning in an ocean of adrenaline and you're struggling to remember shit that you've been training for years? When you're training a sports based martial art you have all the techniques ingrained into your muscle memory from all the countless hours of sparring. I think that if you want to be really lethal you should train a martial art where you spar multiple times a week and train KM for like 1 time every week. That way you can rely on your muscle memory from the sparring and then be able to use the deadly KM stuff if you find yourself in a position where you know that you can pull it off.
>>134297544
>not wanting to work each day to be the strongest version of yourself both physically and mentally and learn some valuable skills that you can pass on to your children to maximize the survival of your bloodline and make sure that your sons grow up to be confident as fuck
Guess why I'm thinking that you're either 1, a chubby manchild making excuses to not have to work out or 2, some bodybuilder pansy who trains only for aesthetics who can't accept the fact that all this time in the gym has been mostly a waste of time.

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>>134291191
>i have a knife and i know how to use it.
>Fin
Checks out

>>134297767
hahaha, i can't blame you for that anon.. but seriously.. i wan't you to survive when you get jumped. obviously can't carry a katana, and swords are shit for close range rapid stabbing. stiletto gets the job done. we don't get to have hand guns in Australia, it sucks but you gotta adapt. if you knew woodridge you'd understand

>>134293316
Correct. Hitting in the front of the face is retarded: As nice as it is to think of your opponent getting his teeth fucked up, it's fucking hell trying to remove broken teeth from a fucked up and infected hand.

Hitting the head should be below the jaw or at the throat, (maybe) the nose, or the side of the face.

>>134285098
>Loner
>Sits at home coding for a living
>Goes out once a week to buy food and shit

Why would I need to train MMA?

>>134295926
yeah you can't train for having acid thrown on you or being shot in the face with a 12 gauge. but you can prepare for other shit. carry a knife and be prepared to use it.

>>134293316
Bas Rutten claims that palm strikes have been very effective in the street fights that he's been in. If you watch his Pancrase fights you can see how fucking devastating they can be. There's a video on his Youtube channel where he's fighting Jason DeLucia and he TKOs Jason with a palm strike to the liver and apparently he had to go to the hospital because of internal bleeding or some shit. Anyway, my point is that once you get enough flexibility to bend your hand backwards like Bas Rutten you can basically strike normally with hooks and uppercuts except you won't break your hands on your opponent's skull. And if you're in a clinch or on the ground you get more striking power because palm strikes have shorter reach than normal strikes which means that there's a longer range of motion so there's more time to build up speed and power.

>>134285098
Mma isnt a good martial art for street fighting. Its argueable whether its a good sport to watch because the bjj aspect slows down the action of kickboxing.
Bjj will gas even the hardiest of constitutions and thats just in sparring with someone that isnt trying to murder you.

>>134299525
Bareknuckle boxing uses palm strikes as a core of viable techniques to prevent breaking hand and wrists. I loved watching Bas in Pancrase, completely legend. I remember that liver strike, golden.

>>134299525
This nigga knows whats up

>>134299555
What are you talking about? BJJ is the best self defense martial art because it works regardless of weight difference and if you need to escape it helps you to get out of tough situations.

Combat Sambo is the only real answer here.

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