>my nephew is named after a black jumpball player who was

After my grandparents and great grandparents like someone with culture.

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Guess my skin color.

>>134278752

>having kids

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>>134280028
Why wouldn't you have children, anon?

>>134278752
I would name my kid Floda

>>134278752
>What would you like to name your children
Muhammad

I'm named after Franz Joseph Haydn.

My kids names are

Duncan
Ethan
Gavin
Ruth

>>134281075
Set me up with Ruth, cobber

>>134281205
She's 2, so there's that.

Forgot to mention, her full first name is Ruth Anne, named from my English grandmum.

test

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>>134281075
Gavin huh?

Decided you wanted a gay one?

>>134281405
Kek, he's the one with personality.

I want 5 children with my gf:
Mortimer
Endre
Martin
Esther
Sarah

Varg

Aethelwulf Cutberto

Kidrock Bawitdaba

>>134278752
Frank after my great grandfather from dad>dad>dad(paternal??)

Really like the name Ellie or Laura for a girl, seems like non degenerate classic American girls name and not this (((nu name))) shit like Kersten or Ashlynn or some stupid shit.

Augustus Potato Nigger
Philomina Coal Burner

If'n I'd fucked within my class I wouldn't have this poly-genetic progeny and we'd all be dead from depressed-ness as is our wont as potato niggers. Instead I fight against the frickin' marinara niggers every day and I helped make some of them.

Patriarchal ancestors, bible names, Celtic names, meme names, what the wife wants.

In that order.

Lucius
Marcus
Jamarcus
Jaquavius
Bodacious
Boquisha
Bonisha
Ratisha
Latisha
Latasha
LaTonya
LaQuanda
LaFonda
LaHonda
LaShawndra

>>134278752

So my girlfriend and I have been discussing this. For girls:

Diana
Lydia
Elizabeth

Boys:
All Greek derived.
George
Nicholas

My children will be named like good European children - not fucking hippie shit.

>>134280309
Stick his benis inside a squishy bagina? Grosssss! Video games are better.

>>134278752
Tofu has a nice ring to it

Niggerfaggotjew

Smith Smithburger.
Smith Smithburger.

Is it called chicken hot wings con watermelon?

>>134278752
anything not on this list. why did whites start spelling names wrong on purpose, following the lead of the negro? (((jaxon)))

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>>134284411
pic related

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>>134278752
im named after a shitty filipino dictator

>>134278752
Shlomo
Jebediah
Nathaniel
Herschel
Shylock
Malakai
Zethariah
Goy-slayer
Ezekiel
Yakob
Jeremiah
Abraham
Moishe

>>134278752
Charles Martel (Insert family name)

>>134285471
>>134285471
>>134285471

>>134278752

My wife and I are italian-american (real italian american, she lived in italy until 13 and myself until 5)

Amilcare
Gianmarco

Are my first two sons

deShaquarius

>>134278752
I'm thinking about Tiberius, Julius Augustus, or something like that. Your Honour might be a nice name too. Imagine the kid being a little shit in class and the teacher still having to call him Your Honour

Bigguy Foryou

Edward
Jacek (jack)
Ryszard (richard)

Sylwia
Natalia
Katarzyna

>>134282579
I like mortimer. Call your kid martin and he's destined to become a weirdo

>>134278752
My nephew is named after a Norse God. It still feels weird using that name and referring to a real person rather than a mythological being.

>>134281302
>She's 2
And?

>>134278752
I want to name my kids Aris and August. Short for Aristotle and Augustine

Jack
Chelsea
Cian
Patrick

Three boys and a daughter, all white names. I realize some have potato DNA origins but that's where my blood is from.

>>134278752
I usually have to try really hard to keep my damn mouth shut and be nice when people tell me the random nonsense they plan to name their children.

On that note, I'll name my first son:

Kanye West God Johnson

(my last name is not Johnson, but I aint posting my name on this shit hole of a site)

>>134282622
gay

Europa if it's a girl

>>134287409
Don't tell me your nephew's name is Thor, like your fag brother thinks he is Odin.

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I'm not taking any fucking risks

Sons:
Chad
Robert Magnus III

I can already feel their genomes molding broader shoulders and more masculine faces

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>>134282622
>naming your son after a mediocre black metal player who plays norse renaissance fair sounding shit now, stabbed a midget in the head 23 times, looks and talks now like some kind of evil pagan viking wanna-be St. Nicolas that brings us nothing but insane YouTube videos swearing time and again that the midget was going to tie him up for gay sex in the country.

>>134278752
Alexander (The great)
Julius (Caesar)
Andrew (Jackson)
Attila (The Hun)
Michael (archangel)
Gautama (After the Buddha), kid is likely to be half Thai.
Henry (Ford)

If it's a girl
Victoria or Elizabeth (after the queens)

Can't think of many more

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>>134288122
>killing commie twisted to sound bad thing
Fucking nu-pol i swear to god.

Having a name from another language than your surnames should not be allowed
Diminutive forms too
When people here say they are called Ivan I say "oh the russian version of Juan, do you have slavic ancestors?" and they go "What? No"
People dont even learn the origin of the names.
Or being called Teo then I ask Teodoric or Teodosio and their brain starts to melt "... just Teo" lmao plebs

>>134279977
Swarthy as fuck

>>134278752
I've only thought of my daughters' names:

Sara
Medena
Marina
Myabhe

I'll probably name my eldest Marina.

Btw, my sister's name is Celinda. Is that ok?

>>134287346
Wiesz że Jack pochodzi od Jacoba, czyli Kuby?
(Jack The Reaper = Kuba Rozpruwacz)

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>>134287886
>naming her after some slutty chick who ran away with a big bull
give her a decent name you moron, you're better off naming her Athena Nike or some shit

>>134283656
Why do niggers doom their progeny with names like this?

My name is Steve, named after my dad.
My cousins name is robert named after his father and his father before him.
feels good man

>>134278752
Ioan Alexandru
Mihai
Traian
Emilia
Deceneu

>>134289004
That's awesome.

>>134284411
The only people who do that are chive tier nigger loving white sluts

>tfw you are named after your dad's favorite jumphoop player (pic related)
>tfw you are white

>>134278913
Is this a common thing? I've inherited both my first and middle name from grandparents.

>>134288901
Wiekszosc Jacków woli byc Jackami.

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fuck this gay earth, here's the pic

I'm named after a German saint.

I'll call my kids: Louis, Gabrielle, Alice, Charles.

>>134288213
>Half thai
Jesus christ you have no business trying to give little Boon-Mee a european name. Name him some hapa shit like Chompoo you faggot race traitor thai ladyboy fucker

Guy
Elena

>>134289397
Haha okay pal.

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Perturbared Pedro

>>134288977
Cause whitey da devil n sheeit cant be using whitey names dey da uhpressors n sheeit. Fuck whitey yo rite Damarcus?

>>134278752
Joachim II

Only mandatory rule is no Alex, Nick or Daniel or female equivalent. There's far too many of them in my ethnicity.

Boy:
Tome (Paternal grandfather's name)
Luca
Marko

Girl:
Katerina
Veronica
Violeta

>>134289122
Better an hero anon. Before you doom your offspring with the same stupid fate

>>134289516
Seriously. Find a white wife you low test cuck. Or die childless and alone because no white women will have you. Or name your disgusting hapa son BoonMe

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>>134278752
Alexander, Maximillian, Frederick, Michael, Louis, Albert, Alfred, Felix...

IDK any good girl names besides Erika and that's only because of Anime and SS Songs

>>134279977
M-m-m-mexican

>>134278752
Male: Kenneth, Nicholas
Female: Clementine, August

Male: Kenneth, Nicholas
Female: Clementine, Erika

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>>134289826
N-not that I'll ever get to use them in anything besides CK2...

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>>134289826
Angela Merkel (family name)

>>134289781
It's the other way round. I have very high standards when it comes to choosing women.
I'd rather have a conservative and traditional Thai wife than a degenerate white woman. And believe me, they're impossible to find around here.
I've already brought up the hapa issue with my partner, and I'm prepared to counter it as best I can when we have children. If it makes you feel any better I'm already a white mongrel.
And I'll give my child the name of a respectable historical figure, white or otherwise.

You are all stupid.I ll name my children african,middle eastern and mexican names so they will get gibs.My name is Nicolae so it will be hard for me to be spared by the shitskins once they take over

>>134289938
Kenneth and Clementine, Nicholas too, good names. Can I save them, anon?

>>13429xxxx (You)
>not Igor and Grichka
kys

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>>134290161
>Im already a white mongrel

>>134290235
I ve never met anyone named igor or grichka in my entire life

>>134278752
Rasheed, Shareef, Adam

>>134290248
Haha. Good meme friendo.

>>134290212
Naw bitch, those are mine, I call dibs!

>>134278752
Coon Slayer
Oven Manner

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Vittorio
Italo
Cesare

I always like airwrecka for a girl

>>134278752
My kids are named August and Victoria. Middle names after their grandparents.

>>134289699
fuuck no. not an hero, my life's good as is. likely naming my kid jean-baptiste, i like the sound

ahh i've got it.
Cuck Purger

>>134290645
>Middle names after their grandparents.
Interesting. I had thought of this too but what grandparent is going to give his name to your first child? I live in a rural area and shit like that will get people offended here

>>134288122
If it wasn't Varg someone else would have killed Euronymous out of pure hatred, not even self defense like in Varg's case.

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I am going to name mine after constellations or people from the bible.

If I ever have a child I'm going to name him Biggielicious 3000 Flave.

>>134290901
>not naming him turbo sexophonic delight
shit taste

>>134290985
New meme right here, folks and familia

>>134278752
>What would you like to name your children, /pol/?

Kwum Kwum.

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>>134290825
>the body I've lost
>the comrades I've lost
>it wont stop hurting

>>134290646
>non geographic flag
>likely an Ahmed or a leaf
No. An hero

>>134278752
For boys:
Arnau
Gerard
Alexandre
Borja
Jofre

For girls:
Laia
Núria
Queralt
Xènia
Vinyet

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So ..... are we bringing back adolf as a common name guys?

For a girl: I've thought about Louise, Anne, Zoé, France, Héloïse. Then her two grandmas names and then Marie.

For a boy: Louis, Thomas, Pierre, maybe Christophe. Then his grandpas' names and then Marie.

>>134291453
Hola company

>>134278752
>What would you like to name your children, /pol/?

I name them after my father

>>134294193
Even the girls?

>>134280028
>not having kids

>>134294277

>Even the girls?

lol, Especially the girls