I never heard a good nickname for us Austrians, so i am asking

>>134248828
You're not important enough for a nickname.

>>134249676
He's right you know.

>>134249676
THIS

>>134248828
Vegamites

>>134249676
Thank you Jamal José Burgerstein

>>134248828
Faggot.

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>>134248828
>>134249676
>burger'd

>>134249861
Austria not Australia!
We are the ones who had Hitler not Dundee!

>>134249676
damn danyuhhhl
>>134249907
>putting the tilde in José
sophisticated ;)

how about
>Literally Hitler

so if an Austrian is posting you can say
>literally hitler
in response

actually, scratch that, it sounds like compliment

Bunker Germans
Ski Jews
Snow Italians

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>>134249981
Ja ja lach nur Mohammes Mbogo Müller

Schluchtenscheißer

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>>134248828
see?
they call us australians.

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>>134250349
These are pretty good!

Thank you Sadiq!

>>134248828
Littlermany

>>134250419
Das ist zwar passend, aber zu alt.

Ich brauch was frisches!

Worst Hungary

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>>134250384
Oh, i'm so spooked rite nao. He wrote in his language.

>>134248828
Sausage

>>134250828
Meh, even though every 3rd Austrian has Hungarian ancestry, and that almost half of todays Austria was Hungary, it's still to meh.

Come on Ikembe Jones, give me something better!

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>>134250936
Ja hab angst du Araber/Afrika Kolonie.

Wir Bösis werden euch nochn Adi schicken!

>>134248828
Lil smokies

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>>134249965

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>>134248828
Geh, servus, i sag amoal : " Schluchtenscheisser."

>>134251388
Oh God

>recycle everything, have 100 different bins
>against nuclear
>a vw polo costs four billion euro credits
>literally 50 percent forest
>terrified their ski resorts will melt

Yet they smoke cigarettes everywhere at all times, every day.

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>>134251332
>"Let me make some autistic threats to an anonymous interweb stranger because we speak the same language and i think he might be a shitskin. That'll show him"
And that is why you people still haven't got a nickname.

>>134248828
You got it right the first time. 'Round here you're referred to as Fritzls and starters of world wars.

Our Austrians mad that in international competitions 'AUS' is Australia, a country that they are centuries older than?

>>134252221
How drunk are you right now

>>134249676
This.

Most Americans just think of you as 'the other Germans' with no separate identity. Austrians just inherit any slurs we give Germans.

>>134248828
little Serbia

>>134251777
Lil Smokies are small Vienna sausages, image search it.

>>134250038
Calm down Mick, the Centrelink is still open

>>134248828
True germans

>>134248828
We stopped being relevant over a hundred years ago, and our "nicknames" didn't survive that period

Other than the Swiss calling us Habsburger

>>134249676
FPBP

The only thing that comes to my mind when I hear "Austria" is the Dumb and Dumber scene about throwing another shrimp on the barbie.

Let's call them "Austrians" when we talk about them
>>never speak of Austria again

>>134249676

Now that I think about it, I hardly ever respond to people from OP's flag. Just kinda ignore them for the most park.

>>134248828
jew enablers. seriously you fags (Hapsburgs) are responsible for the fiat banking bullshit we live in today.

>>134248828
Kuk.

Australians

>>134248828
Germans

>>134248828
While I can only speak for myself, there is literally 0% chance that I'd ever refer to you as anything except australia. Thus, while you expected everyone to think of you as little germany, you are actually just 'wrong australia'

Outside of this post, expect many cracks about kangaroos, abbos, didgeridoos, shrimps on barbies, poisonous everythings, and Joseph Fritzl (pictured above), who is also australian

Also Notice that it's always the burgers who seem to confuse Austria with Australia.
Why are burgers so fucking retarded?

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>>134248828
>>134248828
Germolite
Meet me at the beer hall

>>134255742
>while you expected everyone to think of you as little germany

No one does subce its is an insult. We got our own culture and language.

>>134255881
It's a long running joke in our country.

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>>134255881
>mfw a german is so dense due to turkish ancestry that he doesn't recognize that nobody's really confused

We're called cunts and it's not a nickname.

>>134248828
Fuck off Habsburgs, nobody likes you anymore, come back when you've made another Hitler.

>>134255957
Well duh

So do pajeets and huahues and gooks and
beaners and meatballs and turkish rape babies

Doesn't mean that we won't denigrate thousands of years of your culture

Oh btw you should be honored, since most americans think of germany as an islamic 3rd world shithole now but you guys are still mostly white (though hungarian, so probably all decended from vlad tepes/hitler himself)

>>134248828
Ah, the beautiful land of mountains, basement and family trees which are actully circles, Incestria.

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>>134256445

>>134255881
Both countries are far away as fuck. When kids learn the world map, they learn Australia because its a giant island that sticks out. Austria is in the middle of Europe.

When I was a kid I thought Arnold was Australian. They both talk funny

>>134251096
That explains why you are less autistic than Krauts desu.

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Is this a country hate thread?
please let loose on us faggots, obogo leaf has been running rampant for the last few days

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>>134248828
A bunch of Kangaroo Fuckers!
Yeee Hawww fgt!

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>>134250038
You're mistaken there, Fritz.

>Austrians
austraians
>Australians

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>>134249676

>>134248828
>A
>Fucking
>Bacon strip

>>134248828
>be a literally who country
>then it comes out that some old guy locked his daughter in his basement for 24 years and had numerous kids with her
>Austria is now known worldwide as a country of ruthless psychopaths and weirdos
Such is life. What a fall from the empire you wuz

>>134257027
That's Latvia actually. Both are closet Nazis and both of them has/had an identity crisis about being German or not, but unlike Austria Latvia is basically a non-country.

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>>134248828
You should use this opportunity to carve out a reputation for your country.
Everyone used to bantz the fuck out of Poland for not being particularly well known for anything but the vibrant shitskin migrant crisis brought out the best in them.
You guys are like a wealthier Poland, with the honored distinction of producing Hitler.
I recommend running for office and forging your own path for Austria, anon.

>>134256766
The disappoint me faggot.
You were meant to be better than America, the best and brightest of the loyalists left after independence, you were their refugee, good loyal British citizens.
And what have you become?
A cucked piece of shit, pretty much as bad as Swedistan.
You've even let the French hold on to a city, what the fuck are you doing, go invade those fuckers and Anglo them.

Every ex-colony is dying to immigration. Perhaps this is the destiny of the British Empire. The sun will finally set.

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>>134257212
>Austria is now known worldwide as a country of ruthless psychopaths and weirdos
One psycho, big deal
>inb4 Hitler

>>134257212
There was another guy who locked a girl called Natasha Kampusch in his basement for years. They have a fucking obsession with basements, they even made a documentary about what they do there. Surprise-surprise, its mostly Nazi nostalgia and BDSM porn.

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>>134250038
>Austria not Australia!

What's the difference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpOBX427ZI

>>134257376
Thank you kiwi, we need more of that.
>trudreau.paid.a.terrorist.10m.fuckingkillus.jpg

>>134248828
Youre pretty much just Germany lite in every way imaginable. Lower iq, shorter men, and brown eyes and other shit skin features. Just be happy /pol/ even knows the name of your pathetic parody of a country.

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>>134248828
negger.
deerived from schwarzennegger. The negger germans. pic related

>>134257811
NZ has a Maori supremacist party that actually get's votes and no body complains about.

We're not much better, we're just so small and irrelevant no one notices.

>>134248828
cunt

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>>134257376
You guys should secretly acquire nukes and deport all the natives. Become the Anglo hermit kingdom of sheep and dairy products that you were destined to be.

>>134257351
Hitler was a plot by the eternal Basement Kraut and his Bavarian brethren to reverse the unification of Germany because Prussia beat them to it 70 years earlier. And even in their defeat, the hated Prussians were pretty much fucked, lost their clay and assimilated to the rest of the Krauts and Germany got 70 years or brainwashing while Austria got away with a victim card and moved their Nazi relics to their basements. Mark my words, when shit finally hits the fan in Germany, the Eternal Austrian will take control of the country from the kikes. Then they will breed their Chancellors and Prime ministers with each other until their whole government will have fuckhuge chins, huge lips and bushy unibrows.

>>134248828 Nobody gives a fuck about Austria. You could be Estonia or Moldova for all I care.

>>134256815
Into the feels folder it goes

>>134257992
Fuckin burger.
NZ doesn't let anything nuclear in the country or into our waters. We regularly have to remind the your Burger Navy this when you float your nuclear subs around in our waters and try to dock at our ports.

But yes, the good thing about being irrelevant is no body will notice when we have a National Socialist uprising.

>>134257823
You do realize that Austria was a country way before Germany has existed and Germany is actually a Romania-tier ahistorical abomination whose implosion would make the world a better place? Then again, talking about artificial countries to an American...

>>134257992
>secretly acquire nukes
We had a shitton of nukes, then gave them back to you burgers in the early '80
> deport all the natives
I blame the Britts for leaving us with that problem, they should have gone genocide, but they made a pile of shitty treatise that are still going through the courts today, and fucks up every damn mine or pipeline that needs building.

>>134258378
shitpost elswhere aussie
this thread is about austria not australia

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>>134258868
You know I'm NZ Kraut.
Stop bullying.
: c

Tbh I don't care about any nicknames or shittalking of my country or its history at all

The only thing that gets to me is if hungarians start shitting on us or the old empire

That always makes me feel sad

>>134260790
If you would have listened to our Prime Minister in 1914 we would still have the best state in Europe, but you had to trust the Krauts and declare war on Serbia. Who lost the most for that shit? Us, as usual. And you even took Burgenland. We had to kill a few of your policemen with the help of local Croats and some Bosniak volunteers so we could keep a handful of Hungarian and Croatian towns in that area.

>>134250038
>We are the ones who had Hitler
Not for long considering he went to Germany

>>134262802
Not for long considering they all went to S.America and Israel.

how about yodelfags? or is that more of a swiss thing?

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>>134250038
>tfw so unremarkable that when people see the name they automatically fill in the blank to make you a different country and forget you exist
I am a consumer of your country's grenade exports.

>>134251096

t. zoltan magyar

you have to go back horsenigger