>starts a war with the soviet union and the US at the same

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>>134218389
>Jewiet Union and JewSA and Great Jewtain start a war with him at the same time

What did they mean by this?

>>134218573
He invaded the soviet union first. Maybe it was a pre emptie strike but why would he then declare war on the US at the end of the same year?
Seems like a really dumb thing to do.

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>>134218573
Adolf Hitler thread?

>>134218389
Germans are as bad at diplomacy as they are at war.
>King Phillip II of France has half of his country ruled by England when he takes the throne and fights a war against both England and the Holy Roman Empire (so most of western Europe)
>Wins

>King Louis XIV fights a war against most of Europe to have the Bourbons placed on the Spanish throne
>Gets a Bourbon on the Spanish throne

>First Republic is invaded by all of Europe
>Wins
>First Republic is invaded by all of Europe again
>Wins
>First Republic is invaded by all of Europe yet again
>Wins
>First Empire is invaded by all of Europe
>Wins
>First Empire is invaded by all of Europe again
>Wins
>First Empire is invaded by all of Europe after losing its entire army to nature
>Finally defeated but their country is the same size as it was before the revolution

Meanwhile Germany
>Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire fight a war against Britain, France, Italy, Russia, the US, and a bunch of irrelevant countries
>Lose horribly, lose all their colonies, chunks of their homeland

>Germany, Japan, and Italy fight against Britain, France, the US, the USSR, and some irrelevant countries
>Lose even worse than the first time

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i've heard everything from everyone so i have no idea what actually happened anymore.

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>>134218840
>why would he then declare war on the US at the end of the same year
no he didn't, the (((USA))) declare war on the Führer

>>134219052
Nope, read a book Hitler issued the war declaration.

>>134219052
Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-38UMIVRvpA

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViHN3wPGRtc

this is a documentary about OP

>>134218389
He was a fucking retard