https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjv F3hi_l6M Jamie Lopez- a

>>134159165
Disgusting/

>>134159165
The fucking song is about rejecting guys at the club who tf is she kidding?

>>134159165
bump because this video needs to get flooded

>>134159165
They literally can't fit her entire monstrous body into the camera frame. Holy fuck this is aweful.

>>134159165

You ever seen A Fish Called Wanda?

What do you think would happen if you tried to chase her down with a steamroller? Could she waddle away fast enough to avoid her doom?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJvgESR920

>>134161078

Maybe if there was an incline. You could just push her down it and she could roll to safety.

This bitch literally can't stand

>>134159748
bumping so /pol/ unites to destroy this whale

>>134159165
Is it that hard to fucking use hooktube?!

Fucking amateur hour in here

hooktube.com/watch?v=xjvF3hi_l6M

We need more fatties like this on youtube.

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>>134159165
Fat people are natures clowns.

Bumping for heart disease

>>134159596
She is kidding herself

Like all self-hating bitches

>>134159165
Come on, Boys!

We've need to fat shame this woman into a healthy size! We're doing the Lord's work!

I'm not okay with this. I want out, too much degeneracy. Can't handle it anymore.

>>134159165
Imagine having to film this landwhale writhing around in the desert. Her gunt probably smelled like a rotting corpse.

>>134159165
The heart monitor dropping off in the opening is highly appropriate.

>>134159165
This is the laziest music video in the history of music videos. She filmed 3 different scenes while sitting, then edited them together. More effort was put into painting her face than either the music or the video.

I refuse to believe she's ever even had sex, unless it was with a nigger. Oh, and she can't sing for shit either.

She damn near needs 70mm film just to get in shot.... Disgusting!

Ohh, she's a CEO! CEO of a beauty salon. I didn't realize they needed CEOs.

Wide of the Valkyries
I Fought the Lard (and the Lard Won)
Who Let the Hogs Out
Enter Sandwich
Heart Attack Shaped Box

>>134159165
i dont eat em i dont eat em i dont eat em i dont eat em

>>134165009
Kek, whenever summun say burgers aint got wits, Imma gon show dem dis

Look at all her other videos!

SHE IS SITTING DOWN IN EVERY SINGLE ONE...

>>134159165
>As shooting in the desert wraps, several crew member begin attaching the hooked ends of cables to her all but fat roll enveloped throne.
>A crane begins to hoist the 1200 hundred pound "human" into the air, as the steel arm lets out the horrific sound of bolts being pushed to their limit.
>Lopez begins to exude the odor of porta-potty left in the summer heat as viscous liquid begins dripping off her legs and onto the desert floor, causing the crew to wretch and cover their stinging eyes.
>The operator of the crane faints as the tangible funk of her vagina enters his cabin, and he falls forward on the controls, sending the land whale into free fall.
>The other crew members cry out to the unsuspecting man positioned under her, who is still attempting to wipe gunt fume induced tears from his eyes.
>As she slams into the sand, he is completely engulfed in her cavernous vagina. She wheezes a giggle before remarking:
You're coming up short, fuckboy.

>>134166024
I stole your comment and posted it on Jewtube. Thanks, fuckboy.

>>134166290
you forgot the punchline

We can get her to 100 dislikes!

>>134166605
>You're coming up short, fuckboy.
Fixed

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She's going to wake up to dozens of nasty comments and hundreds of dislikes. She will probably an hero.
/pol/ strikes again

>>134167461
Nigger, this is not thicc, it's outright fat.

>>134164846
Don't insult 70mm film, it's a dying art us Hollywood fags are trying to rightfully preserve.

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>>134167461
Why does Poe's law have to apply every single time?

>>134163901
fucking kek'd

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>>134165009
Top KEK

>>134159165
Christ.