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Why Germans cannot into fine art? Just look at that abomination. It is so fucking over the top, so cheesy, it's hilarious. No class whatsoever. That looks like something from Turkmenistan. Germans had literally one job - just commission work to Italian pro.
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>>134133692
Fuck off, you mongrel Slav.
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>>134133980
>le less than 56% face
>calls someone mongrel
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Why Russians cannot into fine art? Just look at that abomination. It is so fucking over the top, so cheesy, it's hilarious. No class whatsoever. That looks like something from Turkmenistan. Russians had literally one job - just commission work to French pro.
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Probably architect was pressed by autistic Kaiser:
-- Not enough sculptures, add huge roaring lions because I am insecure of Britain
-- And add more female angels, eagles and guns.
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Probably architect was pressed by autistic Tzar:
-- Not enough onions, add huge Onion dome because insecure of small penis
-- And add more Onion domes, wonky colors and shit.
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>>134134492
Totally original recognizable style. Amazing. Unique. Top tier.
While Germans took common concept and turned it into absurd mess. Just like later they turned based euro right movement into nazi ape chimpout disaster.
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>>134135343
looks like its made out of gingerbread
Looks like Willy "Pajeets" Wonkas turdchocolate factory located in India desu senpai
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>>134133692
You still buttrekt that Hans tickled Moscow's taint in 41 or what?
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When we wanted something more classic we just commissioned work to Italian or sometimes French pros. And they created totally classy timeless art works. But Germans were too autistic for that.
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>>134135729
muh german heritage
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Austrians were clearly guided by Italian pros. Classy.
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