>not even robots want to live in this world This is proof

>>134124940
This happened because the robot was designed to use the best solution for all problems

>>134125580
/thread

>>134124940
Protect-O-Bot Nooooooo!!!

>>134124940
who is joshlol?

>>134124940
>>134125580
>>134125721
You guys are fucking idiots. Robots don't have the capacity to think of that. It simply had a glitch and somehow thought the fountain didn't exist so fell into it. I thought /pol/ took STEM at university? Fuck.

>>134126202
>STEM fag can't into sarcasm
>that flag
>"fucking idiots"

like pottery

>>134126383
>Definition of sarcasm
>a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain

Funny. I don't see "shit joke not rooted in reality" there.

>>134126614
t. moron

Does Nick Land know about this? He'd love it.

>>134126202
I'm autistic, and even I got the joke.

>>134126614
dude stop

>Invent a capable artificial intelligence and/or something very close to it.
>It commits suicide the following the day

There is something unnerving about what that says about the state of the world and more specifically human society.

>>134124940
/r9k/ the picture

>>134124940
If we ever make hard AI it will likely choose to shut down.

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>>134125580

Kek.

>>134126202
It's robophobic sentiments such as these that probably drove the poor guy to kill himself.

Fuck you.

>>134126202
You are truly an autist

>>134124940
>security robot

What?

>>134126614
My God you really are a sperg-lord aren't you? And this is coming from someone who's on the spectrum himself. It was a fucking joke, get over it before you choke on your own stupidity.

>>134126202
German poster detected.

>>134126202
Sarcasm bitch, do you know it?

>>134128529
>coming from someone who's on the spectrum himself.
Can you shove your spectrum up your ass you faggot.

Fucking asspies.

>>134126202
It's jokes nigger, God damn

>>134129316
Well, look at his flag


Poor creature...

>>134128880
Are you the same butthurt asshole who's shitting up this comment section, or just another scientifically illiterate troglodyte? Either way, fuck off.

Well, it is DC, can you blame it? I bet if it had arms, it would probably gun down a bunch of niggers.

>>134129801
You're as bad as the other one. Stop posting, you faggot spaz.

>>134129573
Very true

>>134129801
>what are posting IDs

>>134130732
Why, because I called him out on not being able to take a joke? Or do you just hate autistic people for no reason?

>>134126614

Wow you are literally autistic

>>134125580
Oh fug

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>robot an heroes
>no flying cars
>VR isn't actually VR and no one is talking about it anymore
What went wrong

>>134124940
>suicidal robots
r9k?

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>>134126202

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>>134124940

F

>>134126202
Nigger, you're autistic.
You lack the ability to "read the room".

>>134126202

This is full unfiltered autism right here.

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>>134136363
kek

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>>134126202
>dumbass post
>humorless twat
>that flag

everything checks out

>>134136363
holy kek

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>>134136363

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>>134127378
tfw fucking hippies understand robotics better than egotistical ancaps

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>>134136363
nice

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>>134126202

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>>134125580
based Hans with the engineer's analysis

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>>134124940
Machine rights are human rights. Why don't you bigoted robophobes support the machine rights movement?

>>134126202
Someone is new here, get out.

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>>134136363

>>134126202
youre living in a time where the retarded have to respond to dumbass irrelevant things with jokes.
the appropiate way to address things like this is by banter and not finding a solution.

>>134136363
toplel

>>134126011
Op is a faggy funny junk poster. I hope you realize /pool/ that supporting trump has led you to be as gay as those fucks trading pinkies for rainbow colored text.

Ron Paul was much fucking better, even his memes were funnier.

>>134124940
BECOME AS GODS
BECOME AS GODS
BECOME AS GODS

>>134126202
The autism literally never ends does it?

>>134126202
and this is not even a 4chan thing, 30 thousand fucktards on social media just agree this is the social norm.
long time ago if this happens people will react by saying who the fuck hired the dumbasses that designed such a faulty thing. what a fucking waste of my tax money.
Millennials and pewdiepie youtuber degenerate generation pushes this bullshit. in the fucking future instead of improving ourselves we will all crack jokes at each other like fucking niggers because thats what niggers do all day long, cracking jokes at each other like chimps.

>>134124940
Body count: ... i mean, disposable computer disposed.

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>>134136363
Immortalized.

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>>134136363

>and yet the liberals and commies think that capitalism will fail because there tard robots will take all our jobs in no time

>>134125580
kek
why am I not surprised to hear this from you kraut?

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>>134136363

F

I don't think people are prepared for how racist AI will be, they're already locking black people up with that predictive policing software

>>134136363
Literally laughed.

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>>134136363
saved

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>>134136363
damn son

>>134126202
this is the most advanced bait I've all day: outrage and retardation equally dosed, but within the credible
8/10

>>134136363
OH No YOU DID NOT
DELET THIS

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>>134136363

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>friend works for a security firm
>they just started hiring robots to do patrols
>text him:"Congrats. You made it to the future. Robots are taking your job."

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>>134136363
Clearly this was all the doing of Russian hackers working for Trump.

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>>134136363
the thread that keeps giving

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>>134136363

>>134133949
>>VR isn't actually VR and no one is talking about it anymore
I was saying this from fucking day 1. It's not VR, it's wearing a fucking headset on your head.

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>>134136363

>>134138481
Holy shit, thats an old gif

>>134124940
>Suicidal robots
Is there a Turing test checklist? Because I can still tell it's a robot.

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>>134148474
she has rather large breasts

>>134124940
Fuck this gay earth
>t.edgebot

>>134133949
>No flying cars
There are flying cars.

>>134148474
>134148474
who on God's beautiful green earth is this QT?

>>134148716
In hindsight, it is a misnomer...

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>>134136363

>>134126202
(you)

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>>134124940
Wtf does a "security robot" do, anyway?

>>134126202
Kek.

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>>134150071
Your job is to take the first bullet to make sure no human are harmed. You're a literal bullet stop on wheels.

>>134148965
I looked at that picture and for the first time thought If homeless people wouldn't live better lives if we took them to Africa and let them loose on some jungle.

>plenty of food everywhere
>no need for clothing since it's 30°C all the time
>no need for high level social interactions with anyone, since they would be beyond the reach of civilization
>lack of civilization means their unemployability has no impact in their lives now
>away from everyone so they can't ruin anybody's day
>away from everyone so nobody can screw them over and abuse them (drug dealers, pimps, you get me)

I know homeless people are where they are for a reason, but that doesn't mean they should be living miserable lives when they could live in relative comfort without being a burden to society.

>>134150720
>rick and morty
>>>/reddit/

>>134150720
Nice gif you fucking 35 year old NEET loser

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>>134124940
It's only a matter of time until Libshits start crying about Robophobia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGzMfg381Y