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Syria General /sg/ - Hafez Al-Assad in Rio Edition

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Everything you need to know
https://syriagenerals.wordpress.com

>SOUTHFRONT JUL 18
https://youtu.be/q1mWC2gEBhM

>Newest Interviews with Assad
https://youtu.be/UlXRv8tf5Z8
https://youtu.be/arHsOcXeN2Q
>Live Maps
https://globaleventmap.org
http://syria.liveuamap.com
http://militarymaps.info
http://www.cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map

>Fan maps
https://twitter.com/PetoLucem
https://twitter.com/miladvisor
https://twitter.com/a7_mirza
https://twitter.com/hamza_780
https://www.edmaps.com
http://www.syriancivilwarmap.com

RECENT MAPS
>E Syria Jul 18
https://i.imgur.com/B8jpmgI
>Central Sy Jul 17
http://i.imgur.com/coTaLBg
>S Syria Jul 15
http://i.imgur.com/HB25nm1
>Raqqa CS Jul 14
https://i.imgur.com/LbXpnXP
>Hama/Homs Jul 14
https://i.imgur.com/qI9fBCO
>Palmyra Jul 8
http://imgur.com/a/TcJPO
>E Ghouta Jul 8
http://i.imgur.com/FrqMjam
>DeZ Jun 10
http://i.imgur.com/erzKYcC

Developments Jul 18
>Tigers control Rumaylan oil field and Rajm Al-Jawz
>Tigers captured al-Daila'a oil field south-west of Rusafa
>ES fighters launch operation in Ayn Daqnah, kill 15 YPG, and were repelled
>SAA attack on T2/Humaymah area fails; tank and ammo captured, several dead, others beheaded
>SAA's advance to Sukhnah is mostly stalled, but they reached the hills overlooking the city
>Ru De-escalation zone observers arrive in Daraa
*Israel rejects ceasefire in Syria, says it empowers Iran
>Raqqa: Tigers captured E Zamla, Al-Fahdeh villages, and Zamla, Khalaa oil fields
>Rebel fighters in east Damascus begin defecting to the Syrian Army
*200 US soldiers arrive in Raqqa City
>SAA is less than 13kms to Sukhnah
Iraq
>Iraqi Forces retake Mosque in Imam Gharbi Village south of Mosul after a week of fighting
>Iraq ERD continues clearing Old Mosul, clashes ongoing
>Iraqi forces start operation at the Sy border to clean in Al-Anbar Gov of IS

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>>134124242
Die jew
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>>134124242
First for Syrian manlets
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1 HR Ago #Sukhnah
The first stage of intrusion started
Pray for the leopards of our tiger and for the lions of our tribes

Sukhnah tomorrow morning
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YA ALI!
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You people want to know the true redpill ?
Maghreboi was a reverse false flag made by a pro SAA /sg/ regular to chill against SAA thus creating a scapegoat to unite and embolden the supporter of Assad.
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1st for meeting of benises
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roast or no?
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>>134124555
Check'd.
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>>134124609
/SG/ has the best banter
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>>134124560
>roach(male)
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>>134124555
you are one fine french, monsieur
nice trips btw
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>>134124292
Last i heard they were some 10 km away, did they actually close in for the attack, did i miss something while fucking around with the kekistani fag ? Fuck, bring me up to speed please
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>>134124560
Delete it.
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>The Donetsk People's Republic has declared the establishment of a new country - Malorossiya - which the local leadership described as a successor state to Ukraine.
http://archive.is/49dGH

/ug/ back from the dead when?
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>>134124619
N U K E
U
K
E

with raids spray
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SUCCNAH S O O N COMRADES
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>>134124555
TRIPS OF TRUTH.
they sure fell for it.
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>>134124700
>french
REEEEEE
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>>134124555
Ebin Maghrebin was a our guy.
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>>134124786
salami to you too
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>>134124740
>/ug/ back from the dead when?
the moment syria is over (((hoholstan))) memefest will start again
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>>134124733
I plan to make some more, with more effort and skill
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>>134124619
If all T*rkish women looked like this they'd conquer the world.
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>>134124619
anzu is like an addiction. she should do yorda from ico cosplay.
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>>134124534
Wonder what would happen if they made a pocket. I remember that last ISIS pocket in Aleppo seemed to vanish instantly.
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>>134124555
The digits have spoken
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>>134124872
You have to drive your momma to the store first
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>>134124913
the thermal powerplant pocket? they never completly encircled that one, isis retreated one the pressure got to high
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>>134124709
Watanisy said that the SAA "sent friend request" to Sukhna, this is what he says when a SAA starts an attack on a village.


Any info on the Leith twitt saying something about a BIG ADVANCE not anounced yesterday?
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>>134124709
I meant to link this, fucking mobile posting
>>134124376
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>>134124874
not sure, they wouldnt be able to procreate if that were the case
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>>134124534
Why night attack? Maybe because they can use lack of vision as for shock attack?
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>>134124619
Fuck, every time I see this thing I only want to punch it so hard...

fuckin' weabo girls faking their voices and acting """""""""""cute"""""""""""
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>Posting their plans on twitter

https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/887452310661627905

>#Syria #Raqqa #Raqqah - #SAA #Tiger_Forces #Tribal_Forces Units heading towards #Suknah #Sukhnah #Sukhna Tonight.

>The first stage of intrusion started
Pray for the leopards of our tiger and for the lions of our tribes
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مجرمي أحرار التميع والخيانة يفتعلون حربا مع الهيئة بجنوب إدلب لجذب تركيا للقتال بصفهم وتبرير قبول علمانيتها .. خطة واضحة من أشرار بلا ضمير
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>>134125034
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Is sukhnah attack starting off already ? Fuck this is big, no sleep tonight if the assault started, how far are the tigers, is it possible that they reached it
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>>134124993
I meant that area between Khanasir and Maskanah. Tbh I was sceptical if ISIS even stuck around to be encircled, but I remember there being initially an ISIS pocket there before any SAA forces moved in.
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>>134124913
They mostly fled that pocket leaving some ingimashis, but this is on a whole different level. Unlike Aleppo, the Salamifront is easily defended and is the key to controlling the whole mountainrange.
After Sukhnah, it remains to see if they've evacuated or not.
>>134125017
10km is nothing, wether or not the Tigers has steamrolled 50km from the north or not is the question.
>>134125121
Sure
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>>134125477
it's questionable if there were significant amounts of fighters left there. ISIS pulled out most of their troops before it was closed off, it was marked black on the maps for so long because it took time to secure the area.
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>>134125519
>wether or not the Tigers has steamrolled 50km from the north or not is the question.
That is the queastion, anybody know this, is shit really going down tonight
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>>134125519
God I hope they evacuate. It would be so satisfying to see that whole area become red after Suknah is liberated.
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>>134124422
>Die jew
He went to sleep m8, he said so last thread
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>>134124761
are you the guy is spoke to about the cheese making process yesterday ?
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>>134125666
Let the tweets guide your wisdom, Shaytan.
>>134125737
For sure!
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>mfw Sukhnah has finally begun
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>>134125666
I don't know if they would broadcast their movements that accurately atm. Seems like it's pretty common practice to be very vague when they're preparing for something significant.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9_PZz2p30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68aF-M1sNw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzb2EkUp7h8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZgtog6NXLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXAc8OUbdPk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1C0Y1vuhIc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wF9krLyvqI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elVycBzrOE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcTTGeOaA-c
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>>134125889
Fuck i need to light a cigarette to calm down
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The succ
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>>134126052
Think about destroying Kurds instead, that should work
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>>134126052
W-w333d.
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>>134124555
I knew it all along, he disappeared, you showed up, you LARPed as a newfag, asked for redpills on obvious things, blended in just nicely, no one suspected.
>But me
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>>134126034
half of these videos are not working
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>>134126034
dude most of the links are death
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/SG/ road trip around Syria when?
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>>134126052
what do you guys smoke in bosnia?
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>>134126130
the real 4D chess
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>>134126181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpKL6SXzk2M
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Oh shit guys Sukhnah is habbening time to get /comfy/ lads
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are putin's banks owned by (((them)))?
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>>134126263
After the war. And we stop at every location we locked-on.
>this fucking Ghouta pool.
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>>134126274
We have a local brand, and the regular international ones, chesterfield for me right now (it's the cheapest cigarette that is somewhat not disgusting to smoke)
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>>134125757
yeah and i am planing to try when i have time, can you tell me how much stuff should i use?
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>>134126328
How was your nap?
You finally crashed this morning didn't you?
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>>134126253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmmKgF4ZBPg
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Reminder that SAA could gain over 10,000 square kilomemes tonight, if ISIS has retreated from the salami front.
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>>134126401
Assad always fail against ISIS, America and SDF is the only useful force against them
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Next thread picture ? Fresh OC
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>>134126479
i went to sleep because i forgot that i was doing a no sleep marathon
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>>134126052
>inhaling the smoke of the jewish weed
ISHYGDDT
>>134126263
I dont want to get raped like Lawrence of Arabia
Suheil is on the lookout for exotics
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#Syria #Raqqa - 1 HR Ago #Sukhnah
The first stage of intrusion started
Pray for the leopards of our tiger and for the lions of our tribes
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>>134126526
Please go away, thing are happening, you are irellevant now, come back after sukhnah falls
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>>134126401
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>>134126500
hold on there snus don't get me hyped up for no reason is there any conformation about the retreat?
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>>134126534
>rebel side
>isis logo
Come on now...
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>>134126534
holy fuck good meme swissbro
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>>134126534
Are you the Swiss lad that used to trigger Maghrebois with beurette porn?
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>>134126534
Also, add green stars at each side of heli.
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>>134126344
wtf is he doing
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>>134126559
You are like little baby phåm
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>>134126534
>no green busses as stars
>second flag is not al-Qaeda or jew flag
>no transparent background
It's great looking but could use some work
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>>134126797
THIS
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>>134126478
http://nourishedkitchen.com/farm-cheese-recipe/
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>>134126670
No confirmation, just logical thinking.
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>>134126805
>implying this isn't psy ops for a new identity i'm creating
how many layers of psy ops are you on pham ?
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>>134126797
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>>134126607
Oh boy here it goes.
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>>134126709
Nope.
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>>134127203
Here it fucking goes. I didnt expect this to happen untill next week tbqh
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>>134126052
>tfw still addicted to the nicotine jew up to this day because i smoked to much herbal jew during the degenerate teen years
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>>134127143
Good, now to change isis flags over memerevolution one and it's done.
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>>134127314
Stop smoking cigarettes, it's bad for you. Buy some mint flavoured snus.
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>>134127314
>tfw when you started at the age of 12 out of boredom but the ride never ended
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>>134127027
>how many layers of psy ops are you on pham ?
You'll never recover since I'm telling you...... but I was Maghrebois all along.
What's my endgame?
A free Syria for the free Syrian people

F
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S
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P
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....F
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.....S
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>>134127314
>tfw no tobbaco or alcohol
I am truly white and based!
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>>134127569
HUGE IF TRUE
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>>134126909
this will save me some money if it isn't a complete failure.

>>134126977
you got me grinning like an idiot for a moment but i don't think they will simply retreat especially after what happened last time when their convoy got wiped out by ivan
plus they rarely retreat against the SAA
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>>134127569
eroi
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>>134127547
what if maghreboi was a collective of different /sg/ regulars proxyfagging ?
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>>134127569
Strange, last time I get up this early ISIS still was on this side of the Euphrate river.
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>>134127314
>falling for the cigarettes jew
smoke shisha in moderation instead goy.
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>>134127569
SOON
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>>134127674
What if Maghreboi was Canastan himself?
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>>134127569
you wish bitch
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>>134127644
It's not true yet but will be soon
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>>134127314
you want some tip ?
just stop buying smokes
play video games when you're doing nothing to distract your mind or do something that require full brain concentration
repeat for 2 week and the cravings will almost dissapear
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>>134127674
>Implying he was ever real at all and it wasn't just a collective hallucination on all of our part similar to the dancing in blood mass hysteria of the middle ages.
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Fug I think it's gonna be a steamroll after Suknah to Deir ez-Zor. Imagine based Suheil and Issam meeting up after they reach the city. Somebody needs to edit their faces over this clip so it can be used when that happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew
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>>134127664
Easy fix for that is to not ride in a convoy.
I doubt they'll remain and get starved tbqh.
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>>134127664
np pham
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fuck k*rdistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BamuNwkXNb0
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
>inhales
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Which one of you faggots did this?
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>>134127746
SAA will turn the euphrates red
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>>134127919
>>134127800
what if maghreboi was Hafez al Assad Jr proxyfagging ?
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Gn /sg/, Suknah better wait while I sleep.
>Snus, don't swallow a pouch of that shit in excitement
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>>134127981
thanks a5y

>>134127969
i still doubt it, they might relocate some of their manpower but they will still defend those towns
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>>134128168
Can't promise anything, gn!
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Poopoo
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>>134128247
Guess they'll have to starve then.
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>>134127930
>You'll never be huged like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUTVkZXowz8

1:08
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>>134128247
I agree, it's very unlikely that they will just leave the entire pocket
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>>134127379
I dont think I can make it as classy as with the isis one, but here is one with white backgorund if it is better
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>>134127480
Doesn't fuck with your lungs so that's pretty good
>>134127483
>12
wew lad
>>134127776
only fell for the cigarette jew indirectly to be fair
>>134127917
I actually do that already, managed to limit the smoking, but those moments like when your waiting for the rain make it really difficult
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>>134128247
are you really from lybia ?
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>>134128669
>waiting for the rain
train
>>134128100
maybe a portuguese anon, that crest on the shield looks like the old school portuguese crest
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>>134128508
Fug man feels bad.
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>>134124242

How are your lifts going lately /sg/? My squat has stalled at 100kgs for sets of 8 but im not really worried because in on a cut rn. The fact that I increasing weight on my lifts at all is acceptable.

Really diving into the fundamentals of deadlift too.

>inb4 irrelevant, I am talking about gainz so it is on o
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>what if it's all just a bamboozlement and the real target is Maadan
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Bread theme ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dEZWE8NqZiY
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>>134128855
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>>134128855
Sukhnah>madan>dez

Madan guarantees DeZ goes to SAA.
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>>134128923
Great song. Discovered this good tune recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzmjdLhMeNU
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>>134129071
>>134128949
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>>134128786
to tell you the truth no i am just an african refugee saving money to get a seat in boat trip to italy.
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>tfw found glorious maghrebois pasta

>>134128855
Don't let the goyim know
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Polished version
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>>134129308
I approve.
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>>134129308
not bad
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>>134129212
>saving money to get a seat in boat trip to italy.
>asks for tips on how to make cheese cheaply to save money
should have seen it
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>>134129117
Very nice. Im quite fond of this one, it just sounds bloody amazing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgddOqfB53U
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>>134129634
you would happen to have the video with the music that goes like "can't stop the beat"
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>>134127314
>tfw all I need is gin
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>>134129212
Well if you're going to something like that go to Germany or Sweden instead and provoke some unrest. You won't get in trouble for it, either, they really are that self-hating.
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>>134129724
Describe it a bit better
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who is that WHITE AND BASED MAN ???

L M A O
M
A
O

COMMIE KHOMEINOID ASS-ADISTIC KEKBUGS GOT B T F O
B T F O
T........F
F........T
O F T B

AGAIN (not a surprise tbqh) IN (where?????) GHOUTA (wew)

W
E
W E W

YOU THOUGHT THE WHITE AND BASED MAN WAS DEAD? (no he's not)

HE'S BACK (OHHH!!!) TO DESTROY YOUR NON ARGUMENTS (which aren't arguments).

BRACE YOURSELVES, HE IS COMING.

Al bolandi status: disturbed (wew)
french fry status: disturbed (TOP WEW)
al irani status: DESTROYED (WEEEEEEEW)
syrian geneal status: C R Y I N G (crying?(yes!) )
jewish jew status: TRICKING
obsessed burger status: BITCHING
pedro status: HURR DURRING
macedebted status: COPY/PASTING
the shitty shitposter status: S H A R T I N G


>muh regime took T2
LIES
>muh truce in Deraa and regime took bordercrossing
LIES
>muh regime jet was bombing ISIS when downed
LIES
>muh regime split the Deraa pocket into 2
LIES


L I E S
I
E
S
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>>134128367
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>>134130007
>mfw gin tastes like mango parfume

Vodka or whiskey for me
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>>134129411

Nice pun.
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>>134130079
>t. Pedro Sanchez
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>>134130234
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>>134130235
>this summons the Bouteflika
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>>134130173
it's SAA fighter that are fighting in a city
the video starts with a soldier loading an ak magazine
there is a bit where they throw an isis flag from the window
the music is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE
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>>134129634
Still the best one.
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=jj91_SWByMo
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>>134130235
read filename
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>>134130234
>not including me.
Bad bait.
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>>134130580
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>>134130234
تهبل الله يعيد عزة المسلمين
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>>134130694
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>>134129557
i can't wait to get there so we can finally turn france to a magreb 3rby colony

>>134130079
thanks for the tip but i am planing to help in the annexation of france.
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>>134130580
>>134130694
>>134130758
allready have them
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>>134130873
no
the second one i posted is revised edition
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>>134130426
I fucking hope the spics try to start Aztlan, it would signal the end of America. They'd have China, Russia, AND Mexico backing them, not to mention once they find any success in secession the ten thousand other secessionist groups across the U.S. are gonna try their luck, too.
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>>134130843
Even better. The frogs have a bad reputation here in Maine because the Quebecois are so snooty. I've never been to France outside of an airport, but I imagine its much the same.
>>
We give the pledge of allegiance to the khalifah of the muslims the shayk Ibrahim al-‘awwad al-qurashi al-baghdadi, we pledge to listen and obey in what is pleasing and displeasing, in times of ease and hardship, selflessly, and to not contest the matter of authority with those in charge except if we see open disbelief which we have clear proof from allah for and allah is the witness to what i have said

TAKBIR ALLAHU EKBER
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>>134130674
sorry lad, it's a original Maghrebois™
>>134130736
yes, 3, yesterday
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>>134130492
This one perhaps ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=95eFMsEJZPA
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>>134131047
>Not naming it ran jensen
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>>134131254
امير ابكلمتي كذاب انت شيعي واذا كنت سني فأهل السنه والجماعة بريئين منكم ومن امثالكم يا عملاء روحو جبناء قشامر
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>>134130873
You're missing one from me: This one
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>>134130510
This one is my favourite, it always makes me feel good for some reason
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2wioCKYGMpw
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>>134131271
this is the right video thx
but i can't seem to find the one with the music edit
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>>134131436
>the fucking 22 euro bill
kek
saved
>>
>donetsk declares "malorossiya"
/ug/ again soon?
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>>134131477
Yup, or this one.
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=JNx3BvUdiNk
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>>134131436
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>>134131436
9/11 my towers are on the ground from laughing
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>>134131769
Very nice aswell. Someone should really make a channel where he subtitles these songs in english, and puts them up, kinda like what kocayine did with balkan war songs
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>>134131431
I honestly tried but google can't make anything of these chickenscratches
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>>134132141
>not directly learning arabic to translate it yourself like bolandi
plebians please
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>>134131598
I dont know other songs with this video, sorry
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>>134132404
wierd i was pretty sure there was one with the music edit
maybe it got removed ?
oh well i'm going to make it myself
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Is it huge? Yes.
Is it true? Yes, just got a confirmation e-mail from tomorrow.
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>>134132637
benis
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>>134132141
It's the typical Arab youtube comment

>>134132404
>>134132559
It's not this one, is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U7mG5CSvsc
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>>134126401
I was already comfy, lad.
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>>134132637
snus stop
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>>134132705
no completely different video and music
but thx anyway
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>>134132747
lawgoy pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYklUs9n1pE
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>>134132637
Come on dude, don't make me have a boner before it's confirmed
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>>134131436
Can anyone please explain to me the meme behind this?
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>>134133358
He didn't pay 22 euro for this.
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>>134133358
she never asked for this
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>>134130873
>>134130758
>>134130694
>>134130580
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>>134133358
I think it's best if we let Bouteflika handle this one
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>>134133508
So if I am correct, you unironically paid this gooky ching 22 euros so that she take picture of herself in Megumin costume while holding a phone with picture of Assad. Heh?
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>>134132987
I want to believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6m4Uu01C8
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>>134133729
Not me, but he did.
>>
>>134133358
there is an anime with boom and not a weeb did pay 22 euro but not for this
>>
HUGE, HUGE!!!
>MILITARY SOURCES TO ME!!!!
I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!

Good night, crew.
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>>134133358
long story short boutef is a weeb in denial
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>>134133915
Good night Polebro
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>>134133729
>Paying 22 euros to an old woman to cosplay as megumin

Mashallah
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>>134133915
sweet dreams
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This can't be happening! I thought we were in charge here!

https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/887230115725312001
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>>134133915
gn
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>>134133915
good night ham
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>>134133915

IS BTFO... In your dreams and IRL (Go go go Tigers)!
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>>134133358
>>134133358
I gotchu, I caught this in /cgl/ out of all places.
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>>134134094
pham*
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>>134134026
(((Horowitz)))
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>>134134110
wat
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>>134133915
Good night
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>>134134110
>when you become a meme across the board
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posting what I got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQ66Lb_z50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ntmjP4x0EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeoZHTyIlpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUj_KOdDFVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEpOefuto6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyWMJDsmeYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB9IQLFm7wU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lMGZdbxgRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJPbdYYn90U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ziHaep9LU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJXungyHb44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Gpgh2wdO4
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>>134134094
>ham
Rude! And to a fellow lawyer. Boycotting belgian fries!
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>>134133729
>but he is not a weeb
>>
lads look at this
>>>/cgl/9554381
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>>134129308
Fixed it for you
>>
I need my fuckin dose already
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>>134134642
>cringe thread
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>>134134642
>cringe thread
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>>134134714
lmao nice job
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>>134134482
>Boycotting belgian fries!
I-I even corrected myself
>>134134190
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>>134134642
>cringe thread
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>>134134782
>>134134841
>>134135007
THEY ALL KUFFAH
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>>134133729
wtf no the 22 euros was to enter the convention, she took the pictures for free
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>>134134642
hah
>>
Well it is cringey tbqh
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>>134134642
>cringe thread
>among the cringiest
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>>134135086
did you shag her?
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Can someone make a memeball?

>When you cosplay as a 13 year old anime character and get approached by a guy who totally is nto a weeb who pays you 22 Euro to show support for a warcriminal and subsequently become a meme among a group full of autists who follow a war, but you didn't ask for this
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>>134135525
>who pays you 22 Euro
THE 22 EUROS WAS TO ENTER THE CONVENTION I DID NOT PAY HER
>>134135520
no
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>>134134642
>cringe thread
>everyone hates it
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>>134135525
gotchu pham
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>>134135520
>implying boutefweeb can score pucci
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>>134135833
wew
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>>134134901
Jks, I still love you. ;^)
I really need a nap tho...
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>>134135833
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>>134135684
If I have learned anything from politics:
The facts you state and the facts you know to be true do not have to be the same at all
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>>134135833
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>>134135969
How many of those lel's do you actually have ffs
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>>134135684
>paying to watch whores dressed as cartoon characters

dude...
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>>134135833
>boutefweeb
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>>134136152
>inb4 he only did it because his friends went and there were vidya he was interested in
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>>134136152
i spent most of the time playing the upcoming sega and nintendo gamu
>>134136230
f-fuck you mehmet
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>>134136204
>>134136055
>>134135969
>>134135893
>getting (you)'s with low quality bait
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>>134136117
Almost 300
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Reminder this is weaboos mindset.
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>>134135932
>I really need a nap tho...
Same, i think i'm out for the night
>>
>>134136732
all me desu
>>
>>134136657
Fucking hell
>>134136732
It their mindset was not retarded they would not have been weaboos
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQX90OJ7FUI
What did he mean by this ?
>>
Anybody have a guess as to when the information about sukhnah attack will start coming in ?
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Good afternoon, is Sukhanah assault legit?

> also all the weeb talk
> all this smoking talk
I'm glad I'm not one of you degenerates.
I do smoke only when I'm drunk though
>>
>>134137357
>afternoon
It's bloody afternoon in australia. The sukhnah attack appears to be legit
>>
>>134137357
>not a degenerate
>drunk
Here it goes...
>>
>>134137357
>says he's not a degenerate
>admits he's a degenerate
wew lad
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>>134134642
Jesus, now I remember why I hate women.
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>>134137357
>I'm not one of you degenerates
>I do smoke only when I'm drunk though
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r8 my fresh OC
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>>134137537
Well 11:46 am but close enough.

>>134137558
>>134137574
Different brand of degenerate, less meguimun, more bourbon
>>
>>134137732
wahahaha, nice and with this I'mm gn8 and happy GAINZ
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>>134137732
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>>134137558
>still here
go to sleep, al bolandi
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>>134137695
> name fag
> calling me a degenerate
>>
>>134137732
Nice bakaretsu!
>>
>>134137779
Fair enough, we all have our little degeneracies.

>>134137732
White&based/10.
>>
>>134124242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8dA55sLEI
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>>134137900
No!
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>>134137732
I love it
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>>134137924
FUCK i mistyped it. bakuretsu!*
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>>134137732
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>>134136230
>>134136345

Oh I remember my times going to weabo events, fuck tons of 14-16 yo emo girls wanting to taste what the world has to offer.
>>
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I guess is barrel bomb time
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I found a rare assad in this portuguese article about his life in London when he was studying oftalmology. His collegues described him as modest, reserved, and with great potential to be a great eye surgeon. They also said that they only found out he was the son of Hafez when they saw him meeting Blair or having attendance with the queen. At the time, he enjoyed Phil Collins and Whitney Huston.
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>>134136384
>waiting for tomorrow gainz

also new R&U
>abducted Yazidi children can`t go back to their family's
https://youtu.be/EK3mD0CnYMA
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>>134137732
>Bouteflika
So you want 22 euros? Huh?
Ok so 20 euros it is!
Take these 15!
Hope it was worth it for 10 bucks.
>>
>>134138140
White and based
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>>134138139
> automatic bakery
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>>134124242
Why do you guys love Assad so much? What makes him different than any other dictator?
>>
>>134138140
&BRANCO
B
A
S
E
A
D
O
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>>134138225
here is the link if you wanna read it fellow branco e baseado huebro
>http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/mundo/2013/09/1342288-medico-assad-estudou-oftalmologia-na-inglaterra-nos-anos-90.shtml
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>>134138276
not jewish controlled like your flag
>>
>>134137732
Saved
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>>134138124
I have never been to an anime expo.
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>>134138140
Thanks for rare Assad, have a rare Assad on me.
>>
>>134137779
It's 3:55 here, which reminds me that i nees to go to sleep. Have a good night lads, see you tommorow
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>>134127379
shut up kurwa
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Gonna bake "Real /sg/ Hours" bread unless anyone has requests
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>>134138443
See ya, Marko
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>>134138422
it was my first time, i was completely lost so i followed my friends all day
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>>134124619
I'd keep him as a war bride.
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>>134138443
Yeah well, I think I might FINALLY go too. I think.
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>>134138463
Op pic >>134137732
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>>134138442
thank you and saved!
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>>134138340
thx friendu
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>>134138570
and as a title for that pic u can use

"victory in their eyes edition"
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>>134138523
someone photoshop anzu face on her and erdo on the phone pls
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>>134138570
Memeball Edition it is!
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>>134138557
>i think
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>>134138938

>>134138938

>>134138938
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>>134138463
Put this OC
>>134134714
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