How would/pol/ react if we as a species found out we were being controlled by reptilians?
>>134096448
>Are reptilians /ourguys/?
>>134097159
Pretty much this.
>>134096448
Are they nice, or do they eat us?
>>134096448
Well, let me put it to you this way, how did Hitler get his flying saucer technology?
>>134096448
Nothing would really suprise me anymore desu
>>134096448
I'd realize Star Trek is entirely real and Enterprise was a message from the future.
>>134096448
SUNGLASSESGATE THREAD PT. 6
>put on the glasses or start eating that trash can
post reptpill images to initiate the visiting normies
>>134096448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaIq3fuJg8
Daily reminder that you have been lied to about the reptoids.
I'd start slaughtering as many as I could find
The Pleiadians aka "Nords" are on our side. They want humanity to be able to be a part of the Galactic community and reach out into the stars. The reptiloids and Draconians want to keep as down as a slave species.
>>134097159
Fpbp
I wish we were being controlled by reptilians. All we would have to do is crank the air conditioning down.
>>134096448
https://archive.org/stream/StevensHenryHitlersFlyingSaucersAGuideToGermanFlyingDiscsOfTheSecondWorldWar20032012/Stevens%20Henry_Hitlers%20Flying%20Saucers_A%20Guide%20to%20German%20Flying%20Discs%20of%20the%20Second%20World%20War_2003_2012_djvu.txt
I'm going to leave this here
>>134096448
Are they bullet proof? Because that's going to greatly affect my answer...
>>134096448
Watch the lacerta files, this does sounds more convincing than david ickes claims imo.
https://youtu.be/wjaIq3fuJg8
Write it off as another Jewish trick
>>134096448
well we'd want to get reptilian technology and then murder our overlords and become the dominant species.
>>134096448
we would claim that reptillians are actually here to save us and defend them fanatically. Basically the same thing that happened when we found out Trump was a russian agent.
>>134097159
Fuck no (((reptilians))) are inherently evil and have no empathy, therefore they are the natural enemies of the white race. this is why the reptilians have invented the money control system, to keep us divided and enslaved to them. We need the good ayys (Nordics) to come down and smite them. Good Nordics include Jesus, Hitler and trump.
I am disappoint in all of you for not blaming the Jews yet.
>>134097933
their pussy is tighter than a human one?
>>134098632
Actually yes
>>134098379
>Good Nordics include Jesus, Hitler and trump.
>Translation, Semite, Self hating Semite, Semite
Yeah, ooooookkkkkaaayyyy
>>134098730
nice
>>134096448
PURGE THE XENOS! PURGE THE SCALIES! CLEANSE THEM IN SANCTIMONIOUS FLAME THAT THEY MIGHT BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE ETERNAL JUDGEMENT OF THE HOLY LORD, LORD OF ALL THINGS! GOD WILLS IT! DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT, DEUS VULT!!!
>>134098730
they even have tits only two sadly
>>134096448
You humansss really do have wierd imaginationsss asss i was being informed on.
>>134096448
This is the stupidest flat earth tier conspiracy shit out there
>>134096448
Constant /pol/ is always right threads would be the main result.
>>134096448
If Reptilians are real, and they control the world, then why are they trying to fight global warming? Lizards cannot live in the cold, and thrive in warmth.
Check mate infotards
>>134099416
It's nice until they use their vaginal muscles to rip your dick off and proceed to invade your mind and force you through what feels like an eternity of pain and psychological torture as you're trapped inside your own mind-prison.
Reptilians don't fuck around, and while we are inherently "more powerful" then they are, we're so full of blockages that prevent us from reaching our Christ-selves, and therefore they see us as literally ants that are only good as a food source (they feed on fear and negative emotions).
>>134097803
Post yfw this is why "global warming" leading to an ice age is so important to (((them)))
>>134100135
Snekshills attacking in massive numbers, reptilian moonbase confirmed.
>>134100416
humans are literally the worst food source and if they can consume humans there are plenty of other things to eat also why not clone humans in a lab?
>>134096448
I'd go get me a Lusty Argonian Maid.
>>134100377
>dubs
confirmed
>>134096448
you should watch less david kike you moron.
>>134096448
Le reptilian face
>>134101051
now we are getting to the real question i want have they ever tried to fuck one
>>134103091
and dont give the we are inferiors human beings have stuck their dick in plenty of inferior beings
>>134097376
through hard work and dedication
>>134096448
>>134096448
Among other things.
>>134103283
>pic
>>134100588
Checked.
>mfw
>>134097895
Ever seen they live?
>>134096448
I wouldn't mind if they were controlling us all along
They probably saved the world from nuclear destruction through their influence if they existed back then
>>134096448
Antifa troll threads would switch their theme from BBC to BRC (big Reptilian Cock). How can humans even compete?
>>134104553
Reptilians would have a smaller dick than humans if on average the pussy would be tighter
>>134098139
>If your son talks to a russian person that's treasons
>But mishandling thousands of classified documents and selling political influence to foreign countries isn't because she didn't mean it
>>134100142
This is why they created the flat earth meme.
To compare others to it in order to discredit it.
>>134096448
The same as now basically but ((( ))) will refer to reptilians instead of kikes
>>134096448
Fuck off alien niggers we're full.
>>134103785
I need the quick rundown on the Mzungu.
>>134096448
Ogdoad.
4 serpents
4 frogs
How do these reptiles feel about Kek?
I'd be surprised they weren't frogs.
>>134105161
White people arent from this savage world.
White people are BILLIONS of years old and are NOT NATIVE to Earth and here's some of the evidence for this:
* A human skull fragment from Hungary dated between 250,000 and 450,000 years ago
* A human footprint with accompanying paleoliths (stones deliberately chipped into a recognisable tool type), bone tools, hearths and shelters, discovered in France and dated 300,000 to 400,000 years
* Paleoliths in Spain, a partial human skeleton and paleoliths in France; two English skeletons, one with associated paleoliths, ALL at least 300,000 years old
* Skull fragments and paleoliths in Kenya and advanced paleoliths, of modern human manufacture, in the Olduvai Gorge in Tanzania, dated between 400,000 and 700,000 years
* Neoliths (the most advanced stone tools and utensils) in China of a type that indicate full human capacity, dated to 600,000 years
* Hearths, charcoal, human femurs and broken animal bones, all denoting modern humanity, in Java, dated to 830,000 years
* An anatomically modern human skull discovered in Argentina and dated between 1 million and 1.5 million years years (eoliths -chipped pebbles, thought to be the earliest known tools- at Monte Hermoso, also in Argentina, are believed to be between 1 and 2.5 million years old).
* A human tooth from Java yielding a date between 1 and 1.9 million years years
* Incised bones, dated between 1.2 and 2.5 million years, have been found in Italy
* Discoveries of paleoliths, cut and charred bones at Xihoudu in China and eoliths from Diring Yurlakh in Siberia dated to 1.8 million years
* Eoliths in India, paleoliths in England, Belgium, Italy and Argentina, flint blades in Italy, hearths in Argentina, a carved shell, pierced teeth and even two human jaws all bearing a minimum date of 2 million years (end of part 1)
>>134105379
start of part 2) Curiously enough, several of the very earliest artifact discoveries display a truly extraordinary level of sophistication. In Idaho, for example, a 2-million-year-old clay figurine was unearthed in 1912. But even this discovery does not mark an outer limit. Bones, vertebrae and even complete skeletons have been found in Italy, Argentina and Kenya. Their minimum datings range from 3 million to 4 million years. A human skull, a partial human skeleton and a collection of neoliths discovered in California have been dated in excess of 5 million years. A human skeleton discovered at Midi in France, paleoliths found in Portugal, Burma and Argentina, a carved bone and flint flakes from Turkey all have a minimum age of 5 million years.
How far back can human history be pushed with discoveries like these? The answer seems to be a great deal further than orthodox science currently allows. As if the foregoing discoveries were not enough, we need to take account of:
* Paleoliths from France dated between 7 and 9 million years
* An eolith from India with a minimum dating of 9 million years
* Incised bones from France, Argentina and Kenya no less than 12 million years old
* More paleolith discoveries from France, dated at least 20 million years ago
* Neoliths from California in excess of 23 million years
* Three different kinds of paleoliths from Belgium with a minimum dating of 26 million years
* An anatomically modern human skeleton, neoliths and carved stones found at the Table Mountain, California and dated at least 33 million years ago
But even 33 million years is not the upper limit. A human skeleton found in Switzerland is estimated to be between 38 and 45 million years old. France has yielded up eoliths, paleoliths, cut wood and a chalk ball, the minimum ages of which range from 45 to 50 million years.
There's still more.
>>134105475
start of part 3) In 1960, H. L. Armstrong announced in Nature magazine the discovery of fossil human footprints near the Paluxy River, in Texas. Dinosaur footprints were found in the same strata. In 1983, the Moscow News reported the discovery of a fossilised human footprint next to the fossil footprint of a three-toed dinosaur in the Turkamen Republic. Dinosaurs have been extinct for approximately 65 million years.
In 1983, Professor W. G. Burroughs of Kentucky reported the discovery of three pairs of fossil tracks dated to 300 million years ago. They showed left and right footprints. Each print had five toes and a distinct arch. The toes were spread apart like those of a human used to walking barefoot. The foot curved back like a human foot to what appeared to be a human heel. There was a pair of prints in the series that showed a left and right foot. The distance between them is just what you'd expect in modern human footprints.
In December 1862, The Geologist carried news of a human skeleton found 27.5 m (90 ft) below the surface in a coal seam in Illinois. The seam was dated between 286 and 320 million years. It's true that a few eoliths, skull fragments and fossil footprints, however old, provide no real backing for the idea of advanced prehistoric human civilisations.
But some other discoveries do.
In 1968, an American fossil collector named William J. Meister found a fossilised human shoe print near Antelope Spring, Utah. There were trilobite fossils in the same stone, which means it was at least 245 million years old. Close examination showed that the sole of this shoe differed little, if at all, from those of shoes manufactured today.
In 1897, a carved stone showing multiple faces of an old man was found at a depth of 40 m (130 ft) in a coal mine in Iowa. The coal there was of similar age.
>>134097665
DEY BE KEEPIN US DOWN
>>134105539
start of part 4) A piece of coal yielded up an encased iron cup in 1912. Frank J. Kenwood, who made the discovery, was so intrigued he traced the origin of the coal and discovered it came from the Wilburton Mine in Oklahoma. The coal there is about 312 million years old.
In 1844, Scottish physicist Sir David Brewster reported the discovery of a metal nail embedded in a sandstone block from a quarry in the north of England. The head was completely encased, ruling out the possibility that it had been driven in at some recent date. The block from which it came is approximately 360 million years old.
On 22 June 1844, The Times reported that a length of gold thread had been found by workmen embedded in stone close to the River Tweed. This stone too was around 360 million years old.
Astonishing though these dates may appear to anyone familiar with the orthodox theory of human origins, they pale in comparison with the dates of two further discoveries.
According to Scientific American, dated 5 June 1852, blasting activities at Meeting House Hill, in Dorchester, Massachusetts, unearthed a metallic, bell-shaped vessel extensively decorated with silver inlays of flowers and vines. The workmanship was described as 'exquisite'. The vessel was blown out of a bed of Roxbury conglomerate dated somewhat earlier than 600 million years.
In 1993, Michael A. Cremo and Richard L. Thompson reported the discovery 'over the past several decades' of hundreds of metallic spheres in a pyrophyllite mine in South Africa. The spheres are grooved and give the appearance of having been manufactured. If so, the strata in which they were found suggest they were manufactured 2.8 BILLION years ago
>>134096448
Easy../pol/ would call the reptilians kikes.
>>134105609
start of part 5) What are we to make of these perplexing discoveries? They cannot simply be dismissed. If even ONE of these discoveries is TRUE (and I believe that MANY if not ALL of these discoveries are TRUE), then it changes EVERYTHING that modern mainstream anthropologists THOUGHT they knew about the human species. (end)
>>134096448
Continue on as if nothing happened, because the only difference would be knowing who is really in control. I'd also go to plan B and take family and large amount of cash out of town for an impromptu 2 week vacation. Cities won't be safe because roughly half of the population has below average IQ.
>>134096448
They feed on energy.
So we poison them to death.
>>134098632
yes, it's 0.1 millimeters, a bit wide for your puny penor
>>134100808
>humans are literally the worst food source
niggers are even more gross
>>134100416
Ah Jesus I knew you GLP fuckers would show yourselves eventually.
>>134105379
>>134105475
>>134105539
>>134105609
Is this the white equivalent of WE WUZ KANGZ?
>>134098139
>>134104850
>Hey Hilldog we're investigating you and need those e-mails, can you hand them over?
>>lol I just deleted them, whoops haha! xD
>Really?
>>Yep, with bleachbit, you dumb fu- I mean, I don't know lol xD Xd xD
>K, you're free to leave.
.. and then people wonder why Comey had to go.
>>134106368
i said humans
>>134106672
Fuck kings, we are god's
>>134096448
Everyone here already knows about the Jews.
>>134105379
Bone-er
>>134098379
Nordics live in the inner earth, not space, you idiots
This alien bullshit is the most retarded fucking shit. Sometimes I legit wish a nuclear war would wipe all of you stupid motherfuckers out.
>>134096448
With great excitement, I want to bone a qt3.14 reptilian space waifu
I always imagined pic related as some sort of reptilian
>>134108812
>>134109200
I know Sven, why does Bioware have to fuck everything up with such utter senselessness? They create something beautiful and then they have to cheapen it and destroy it.
Also why is ME the only space RPG?
>>134109200
so disappointing expected something better not just another human with makeup
>>134109500
>>134109534
It's okay guys, we can just pretend those games never happe-
>ME4 is released
ABORT, ABORT. Lair of the Shadow Broker is as good as it got.
>>134096448
Well, if it's that or jews....
>>134096448
Are they Jewish?
I'm from buenos aires and i say kill them all
>>134096448
At least it's not the Jews then
>>134096448
>if
LOL
>>134096448
I wish it was the reptilians...
>>134096448
(((Aliens))) are a satanic lie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjmFm8PIz8M
>>134110363
this
Show them furries, they'll scatter like roaches when a light is turned on.
>>134110324
>desire to know more intensifies
>>134109938
>when you were an unassuming mild libertarian until SJWs came for your vidya and now you want to gas the kikes and establish ancapistan
I can actually prove that we're run by reptilians, but you're taking things literally OP.
If you want to know the truth then ask.
>>134110793
Use the gif you newfag
>>134097159
This tbqh fampai
Where is the 222 guy from last night??? He promised he would be back today to answer more questions.
>>134111180
can't be arsed m80
>>134096448
Trump collusion
>>134096448
I'd go on a rampage against all and any authority.
(I'm just joking, my reptilian lords, pls don't kill me)
>>134111462
To late warmblood we know
>>134096448
>FLEX LIKE DAVID ICKE
>I KNOW THE TRUTH AND DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT
>>134109938
it was pretty much descending in quality from the first to the last and did not even have my favorite the geth so did not play that pice of shit knew what was coming
>>134110842
Many such cases!
>>134111191
>222 guy
What is this? link to thread?
I would be wondering why actual aliens can't do a better job of running the government.
>>134112327
STAY WOKE
The moment I found out I would do two things:
1. load up a David Icke documentary on youtube
2. shitpost on /pol/
>>134105785
https://www.amazon.com/Bell-Tolls-Valiant/dp/1546409912
u might wanna check out this book
>>134096448
so.. they'd be reptilian clones then? or a hybrid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKAPKAV0uM
>>134096448
I'd get a qt reptilian gf
>>134098967
*adds nazis to the list*
>>134113306
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/134040394
I'm on mobile right now (at work) but I believe this is the 222 thread from last night. It went over 400 replies. Was very interesting.
>>134105379
to better keep the crazy in one place.
>>134096448
Go smash lizards and upload pics to /pol/.
>>134104553
Human women still can't compete
>>134096448
They gave us their minds!
>>134110632
You know a form has become popular when it is infiltrated with shills from all over the world, every political and religious spectrum... From Reptilian Space Nazis to Christian.
We meme'd a president. Now we reap the whirlwind.
>>134096448
That's a strange watermelon
>>134118643
That's just part of the illusion if you were to open your eyes you would see it is in fact one of our overlords
That's George Bush Sr., Kissinger, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, Hillary Clinton, Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip, Obama and a few others without the shapeshifting.
>>134117108
That's a bunch of posting by the social programmers responsible for South Korea's goddess cult.
Expose these programmers at every turn, anons. They are a serious threat to stability, safety, and peace.
>>134103091
I fuck Argonian babes all the time in Skyrim
>>134096448
>hissss!
What did it mean by this?
>tfw no qt reptilian master to sodomize my monkey hole
Why even live?
>>134108250
and where BTFO in the 1950s
Nobody has seen Nords since then
>>134096448
The snake in Eden tricked Eve and then Adam therefore whoever views themselves as the snake/worships it is in control.
Really makes you think...
reptilians dont eat human flesh beyond rituals.
reptilians feed on human fear and suffering.
fucking newfags.
>>134098379
>have no empathy
isn't that a symptom of the autisms though?
Are you saying that all the posters of this board besides you are somehow reptilians???
Asking for a friend, I'm totally human.
Trust me.
>>134110605
/pol/ in a nutshell
>>134096448
>>134120853
Aliens already are Watching us. Ever since our Multi-Planet Civilization(Each Race had Planets they were on) fell, to them we are the "Drunk friend passed out on the Couch".
[Did threads on this & other stuff: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/]
The only Groups that control Humanity(even at the highest levels that most people don't know about), are still Human. Some want to be more Machine then Man, but that's not everyone.
>>134105379
>White people arent from this savage world.
We share 95% of our DNA with pretty much all animal species that exist on this planet.
So, IDK what the fuck you are talking about.
>>134122404
Quit shilling your shit threads Frank
>>134121198
They must be just Demons then.
>>134122404
>>134122604
lol yes, tired of these literal translations/understanding of stories/allegories.
>>134121198
British confirmed for reptilians.That explains a lot of things, really.
>>134096448
I'd take a piss and then wonder if I was a reptilian or not? Then flush...
>>134096448
Hello >>>/x/ fag here.
Reptilians are space niggers. They are basically slightly smarter orcs. Dracos are space Jews. Archons are essentially demons.
>Archons rule Dracos
>Dracos rule Reptilians and Illuminati
>Illuminati rule Governments
IF we are ever ALLOWED to find out about the "Reptilians" it will be to distract us from the Illuminati, Dracos, and Archons.
>>134096448
not surprised in the slightest
>>134096448
Blame the Juices. You can't be wrong.
>>134096448
The real question is who controls the reptilians?
Infinite regression much?
>>134096448
DAVID ICKE WOULD BE OUR NEW GOD and labeled as the most important, intelligent, and amazing human being that has ever lived.
>>134098011
Honestly this would prob be the actually reaction. Same thing if God showed up one day.
>>134124217
put a merchant behind trump
or
>merchant>kushner>ivanka>trump
>>134101051
I fapped to her sexy model in modded morrowind way back after reading that book
>>134120054
Did you read the thread? It had nothing to do with anything in your image post.
>>134096448
>How would/pol/ react if we as a species found out we were being controlled by reptilians?
>implying we aren't already well aware of this
>>134124963
and that is why no good and well meaning beings will show up here...
>>134096448
WAAAGH! PEPE!
>>134096448
WAAAGH! PEPE
>>134097159
>(((reptilians)))
>>134096448
WAAAGH! PEPE
,
>>134101051
kek you madman
>>134097618
Thanks for the giggles
>>134098379
at least they aren't Jews
>>134122996
Why the fuck can't that vile thing have it's teeth whitened like a normal person. fucking freaks.
>>134096448
Tbh id just want to have sex with them because im a fuckin degenerate
>>134120541
This right here!
>>134129441
Me as well!
>>134129387
they are though
>>134096448
We'd probably say that the jews are manipulating them and need to be stopped so the lizard people can be great again.
http://www.salon.com/2010/01/15/sunstein_2/
Cognitive infiltration. Why is /pol/ now inflitrated with Reptilians and covered in hourly government propagandists?
>>134129958
reptilians = jews
I want to fug alien lizard