German "Engineering" Really Germs? You hiring refugees

>>134080819
Its for beer bottles you infidel

When I was little I thought cars had drink refills since it had a drink icon

>>134080819
What did you expect of a kraut company that employs rapefugees? Cutting edge technology?

>>134080819
>memes
those are dead, anon.

>>134080819
german engineering is a meme that hasn't been true since 1980
>>/o/

>>134081149
Wait they dont???

>>134081405
Why? What changed?

>>134080819
this supposed to be for closed bottles and cans you twat

>>134080819
>sperkbook cancer
>reddit spacing
kys faggot

>>134081799
reddit spacing now makes up 100% of all posts
literally we: the reddit

>>134080819
>Steering wheel on the right.
Am I supposed to believe you actually took this photo?

>>134081568
Car companies are owned by big oil or just retarded. 1/3 of patents are German, but non of them are actually put in cars.

>>134081208
>Cutting head technology?
yes that's their specialty

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burger jealous of reputation of "made in germany"

>>134082284
Drive domestic, poorfag

>>134082594
my only vehicle is a japanese motorcycle.

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I love my German mechtology.

>driving the four-wheeled jew

Only japanese cars for me

>>134082571
>Made in Germany:
>3 attempts to destroy Europe in 100 years
>Good cars

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>>134080819
>drive an MB clk500 and a BMW 325i cab
>combined total of 1 driver accessible cup holder between them and its too small for most bottles/cups/mugs
>spill coffee on my lap at least once a week
fucking krauts had no idea how far we'd come

>>134082736
i just got a 2017 suzuki gsx R1000R last week. its the most amazing work of art ever. never tried a bmw bike though

>>134082736
K-bikes are super comfy. nice job

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>>134082940
I had to sell my sports bike. I don't have any room left in the garage.

that's not a cupholder you fucking retard.
>american education

>>134083160
Duh
>Brazilian humor

>>134080819
>fall for the German car meme.
>every time you get out of the car it looks like you just peed yourself

>>134081799
this shitty meme really needs to die. double spacing was taught in every single american school, and at least 50% of all teachers marked down assignments for not double spacing.

>>134083145
I have that same jack from Harbor Freight.

>not driving the superior niponese car
my toyota sequoia has enough cup holders for me and all of my wifes sons friends

>>134082812
>being this historically illiterate
American edjucajshonn

>>134083145
very nice. yeah it would be annoying to move the bikes every time

>>134083160
Pretending to be stupid has the same results as actually being stupid.

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It is for your onahole, baka.

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>>134083145
>>134083314
I got the same bike in my garage.
jk, I don't have a garage

>>134083277
>>134083399
are you guys really this dumb? i'm 100% sure that hole is not a cupholder

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>>134083367
I'm going to TRY and finish this thing next year and then sell it. I need 2 more bikes. Then I 'm done with toys. Probably.

>>134083325
>SeQuoia
Is this a car targeted for LaKesha?

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>>134082571
Lets be honest this affects everyone

>>134083329

Did your wife's bull hit you during that last word Sven?

>>134080819
You have to get on your knees and suck on the black part like a German.

>>134081536
He must be an europoor.

>>134083585
What are you people? Postmen?

>thread full of amerifats complaining about small cupholders because they Cant put their xlb soda's in it.

> Fat life problems

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>>134083585
>>134080819
I always wondered what this is used for, this is really it huh...

>>134082284
>cutting head technology
You're thinking of the Jews anon

>>134080819
that looks like a fiat

>>134083312
fuck off Ms. Schulz

>>134084063
WTF is eurpeans' obsession with americans' obsession with cupholders?

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>>134083670

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>>134082736

Even their bikes look effeminate

Lol XD

>>134081149

flag checks out

>>134083566
Well then what the fuck is it?

>>134080819
Did your coke end up spilling and getting the car all sticky? I bet it did judging from this image

>>134084340
I just don't understand the obsession with it.
Why do you guys need so many cupholders, Ive seen threads on /o/ about this and it's really a wierd.

>>134084550
it's a socket for a fleshlight insert

>>134083145
What's yr bicycle?

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>>134080819
Back in the day I bought a Saab 9-5, I really liked that car, it got great gas milage, and had a standard transmission, and was quick for having such a small engine. I really liked the look of the cup holder. The first night I had it, I decided to go on a night drive through the mountains. I stopped to get fuel, and decided to grab a can of energy drink. I was happy that it seemed to hold the can perfectly, and I could not see a way that it would spill. While I was driving, I went to take a sip, I didn't grip the can very hard, because if I did it would just crush. I got it about halfway out when my fingers slipped off. The can was still being held by the round portion of the holder, but the bottom was not resting on anything. The round portion swivels so you can fold it up into the dash. It ended up just flipping the can over, and dumping the entire thing out on my shifter and center console.

I miss that car.

>>134084550
it's a bottleholder. if you americans weren't such fatasses with a cup being like 5 liters you would know.

>>134081772
Nobody gives a shit about holders for closed containers...

>>134084767
They allow drinking and driving in Germany? That sounds dangerous.

>>134084636
It's actually a meme anon. GM went ape shit with cupholders in SUVs and minivans back in the 90s. Everyone mocks it...except the car manufacturers that got scared GM knew something they didn't and joined in.

>>134080819
>let immigrants in
>make cars with 2 glory holes

They made a car that sucks your dick, and people are complaining...

>>134084550
>hole large enough for erect penis
You'll figure it out

>>134084900
My old Ford Ranger had an insane amount of holders. It had seats for 2, but had 4 or 6 holders.

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>>134084693
A Trek FX something.

>>134084851
Are alcoholic beverages the only ones that come in bottles in America?

>>134082736
R1200GS owner reporting in. Love german and Italian bikes.

>>134084761
i got an awesome visual from that story. thanks anon

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>>134082571
The only thing made in these days Germany are brown babies and payments to Israel

>>134084778
Yup , if its closed you can put it anywhere

>>134084851

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

You are 3:rd world compared to them.

>>134080819
>put coffee in cupholder
>crash
>receive second degree burns in addition to a broken neck

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>>134084761
>Saab 9-5
Great car. A shame what happened to Saab.

>>134084761
>le sip meem

>>134085580
nah, it will have cooled off too much from being airborne for 2nd degree burns.

>>134084851
Drinking and driving is actually encouraged in Germany because we aren't some soft cunts who can't handle driving drunk like you guys are. You can't even go as fast as you want on your highways even when sober because you mouthbreathers can't be trusted with heavy machines

>>134085841
>You can't even go as fast as you want on your highways
Neither can you. You only have one autobahn.

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>>134086042
>You only have one autobahn.
Huh?

>>134081029
you cant have beer in your car its illegal >_>

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>>134086481
>only one autobahn

>>134080819
>SODA
what the fuck is soda?

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>>134080819
It all starts with German ((education))

>german engineering
>no place to put my 2 liter soda
REALLY GERMS?!?!?
GAS THE GERMANS!!!!

>>134085190
In glass bottles, yes. Except for the rare glass bottled soda, which is more of a neat thing people buy because it's old timey. It still doesnt make sense with a plastic bottle because when you're driving it's difficult and unsafe to use two hands to twist the cap off. I usually leave the bottle cap off, which means you wouldn't be able to use it in that stupid device

>>134086523
So you walk when you buy beer? You retard.

>>134086523
How do you drive drunk in Norway, then?

>>134090971
Dem hands. *unzips dick* Filthy whores.

>>134090971
>german "highscool"

educate yourself

>>134091716
Pretty sure the thing cools your drink by running the AC around it.

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>>134084767
Why the fuck would you need a holder for a closed beverage?

>>134084900
Any American vehicle should have at least one holder per seat or more. Some of us drive insanse distances by euro standards. Seriously, I'll drive 200km one way to go shopping at specific big box store ( I live in bum fuck prairie). Every person in the vehicle is going to want a place to put there shit. and they make good landing places for anything you might be holding, like your phone, change, etc. GM had it right given the way we use our vehicles.

Why would they be near vertical. That is insane

>>134080819

>American education

That's for bottles you retard. Watch this ASMR and understand that your shithole of a """country""" will never produce anything this beautiful and precisely engineered.

https://youtu.be/z3zuPyjFTsk

>>134092540
>beautiful and precisely engineered
You will stop thinking this way if you ever live in a rich area one day and have 100 Turk and Serb drug dealers virtually driving through your living room because the whole fucking house vibrates.
People who like cars should be castrated.

>>134080819
ty for laugh

>>134092763
You make the Opel.

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>>134085190
Pretty much. The only ones that come in bottles are Mexican drinks. Mexican coke with cane sugar and delicious Jarritos.

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>>134092922
Slooow down there cowboy. You've had to much sugar.

>>134092922

>People who like cars should be castrated.

t. woman or faggot

>>134080819
That's not a drink holder, dumbass. That's where you put your toupee when you get pulled over.

>>134092659
where else are you going to put it?

>>134093297
how often does gumby dilate his neo-vagina?

>>134092763
Fuck off hans, no one likes you here or anywhere else.

eternal destroyer of european peace and prosperity

>>134093379
>thinks primitive IQ70 men don't buy cars primarily to impress women (women love men who annoy the shit out of everybody)
>unironically has a German flag on the internet
>calls other people faggot

>>134091787
It has to be in a bag. It's a dumb law. If you buy a six, twelve pack...it is okay as long as they are all there. Say you go out drink a couple from a six. You could be ticketed if you get pulled over and have 4 beers in a six pack. If you buy a 22 Oz it has to be in a bag. They won't even let you walk out of the store without one because of the law.

>>134080819
all they had to do was slightly angle it for muh innovation

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>>134093636
We don't talk much.

Isn't that a peugeot?

i have those in my car

they're for air conditioning, it's where the cool air comes out. at least on mine.

>>134081772
>drinking closed bottles

Truly Germans are the leaders of next-level engineering

>>134093525
The seat, the floor, the trunk it's closed.

>>134081029
That will be 1 times jizya tax please. Thank you and Allah bless.

>>134080819
>he can spills his drink while driving
smug_civic_driver_brings_chilly_vibes.mp3

>>134094000
The aircon vent is above it.

>>134093662
>thinks people buy cars just to impress women

99% of the time when you're driving you're alone. Kind of a bad investment innit if you're trying to get girls

>>134081924
>reddit spacing

No-one who visited this website more than a year ago has ever used this term. It's an instant newfag detector.

>>134093525

literally anywhere inside the vehicle?

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>>134081405
You're mistaken, britney.
>pic related

>>134080819
Buy American you fat bastard and stop drinking liquid diabetes

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>>134093656

t. Jealous Amerinigger

How does it feel to be losing all your manufacturing to chinks of all people LUL

>>134094237
>t. poorfag

>>134092521
Why not buy a cold drink then?? I don't know any store in the US that doesn't have refrigerated drinks

>>134083312
Does this look like a fucking school to you?

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>>134093662

t. public transport travelling beta cuck

>>134083585
>>134080819
>This triggers the autist

what are you niggers trying to slide?

That's why Europeans don't have the obesity problem that Americans do. They don't drink super sized sugary soft drinks and don't make drink holders to match

>>134082736
>sitting on a black man's willy

>>134083585
That's not even a German car, stop lying.

>>134081029
wow, i can use this to transport a single bottle of beer home.

>>134080819
An adult drinking soda.... when will you grow up?

Das ist die Lüftung du Hänger.

>>134094678
>That's why Europeans don't have the obesity problem that Americans do
No,yeah they do. We just use a different benchmark for what's over weight. Move here and you will be considered a fatty if weight as much as Brad Pitt.

>>134083585
Lol that no smoking sticker.

>>134080819
Dude, get away from german cars.
Money pits with the most expensive planned obsolescence in the car industry. With "innovations" such as removing the dip sticks. Germans removing dip sticks is all you should need to know by the way.

>>134092753
>Any American vehicle should have at least one holder per seat or more.

Agreed. But the sad truth is my Hyundai has a minimum of 1.6 per seat, as in 8/5, while my ford only has exactly 1 per seat.

Do Koreans know something about us we don't?

>>134084340
>if you criticize others, you won't have to acknowledge your own problems

its how they keep their mind off of how badly they are getting raped.

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>>134085410
DELET THIS!

>>134085632
I had a saab 900. Really fun car to have. 75 dollar headlight replacement, and that was just the cost of me buying a used part. They are money pits.

>>134080819
>Hit bump in road
RELEASE THE RIVER!

>>134081772
>and cans
So you take it out, open it, and then have nowhere to put it.
Truly the pinnacle of German engineering.
Look Hans, I know you think you're being clever with space, but horizontal drink holders are a terrible idea in general for use in fucking cars. So many situations where they can't be used, so many situations where they could cause a fucking catastrophe. Then when other people call you out for this stupidity, you deflect and try to bring up their own countries' cars to excuse how retarded your own idea is.

Now go back to the drawing board and try to keep in mind what direction gravity goes.

>>134085841
>Drinking and driving is actually encouraged in Germany
This, you can't get your drivers license while being sober.

>>134083585
>non-smoking sticker
Are you really that much of a cuck that you need a fucking sticker to passive-aggressively tell your passengers that they shouldn't smoke? Just ask them you faggot.

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>>134080819
sadly germany is dead it was dead before we were even born

>>134096151
It's probably a rental car.

>>134095952
We don't use a lot of cans around here, because there's an extra 25 ct. fee on them.

It's mostly for bottles.

>>134095952
Savage

>>134096151
>DIESEL sticker
>non-smoking sticker

Its clearly a rental/company car.

>>134095952
Germany BTFO

>>134096217
The Weinmar republic is the lifestyle Germans always wanted. They never succeeded at exploring the world because all they ever wanted to explore was human degeneracy.

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>>134080819
>flagposting
>Germs
>le epic refugee '''joke'''
>capitalizing words to show emphasis implying lack of writing ability

It doesn't get any more cringey than this.

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>>134082571
German autos are consistently ranked as the least reliable, and they're more expensive than anything else in their respective classes.

Your nation's dead and so is your industry. Still you made some nice cars for a while there.

>>134093525
literally anywhere

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>>134091716
>I can't open a bottle one handed
You must not be popular with the ladies

>>134094268

THIS

reddit didn't invent the concept of paragraphs. it makes it easier to read, and also you're right, I've been using 4chan since 2005 and people only recently started saying it

>>134080819
Where is the steering wheel?

>>134092753

>Seriously, I'll drive 200km one way to go shopping

that's 120 fucking miles lol, what advantage is there to living that far away from everything

>>134099284
It's driving me nuts

>>134091716
>It still doesnt make sense with a plastic bottle because when you're driving it's difficult and unsafe to use two hands to twist the cap off

you don't have to put the cap back on every time you drink out of a bottle lol

>>134099284
>>134099906
The right, wrong side. =^D

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>>134080819
>German "Engineering"

My Porsche doesn't have cup holders at all.

Feels bad man.

>>134094237

>99% of the time when you're driving you're alone. Kind of a bad investment innit if you're trying to get girls

not sure if serious

>>134099284
German cars don't have steering wheels. Intuitive german "engineering"

>>134094268

Your bad spacing offends me more than using spacing in the first place.
Keep the quote in its own paragraph away from the real text. Like this. No separation of quote and text is only acceptable if it's a one liner that would look awkward on its own. In which case you probably shouldn't be posting it in the first place.

>>134099206

One sentence is not a paragraph.

They should not be kept separately because it looks bad.

It's a sign that someone really has no sense of how to write.

See what I mean?

>>134000000

>>134080819
It is for bottles of water

>>134094325
>Manufacturing is the only economic activity
You conveniently ignore high-tech and services.

>>134086042
please for fucks sake be bait.

in case not: the "Autobahn" is just the german highwaysystem you moron.
Autobahn is the german word for it, if you drive on a highway in egrmany, you drive on an Autobahn.

kek for a second I thought that was maybe an air conditioning duct that some dipshit had managed to put a drink in. guess krauts have really lost their touch.

>>134100187

>See what I mean?

No. I can tell you're not trolling. Everything you just said is extremely autistic. I hope you get the help you need.

>>134094268
>>134099206
Newfags. Greentexting>Reddit spacing. If you are going to write a short reply you dont need to key "enter" separate your text at all as theres gaps between said text.

>>134100549
Wow I did not know that. I thought the Autobahn was just one specific highway.

>>134086523
Just drink Jameson then

>>134100766

>Calls anything that's even remotely intellectual "autistic."
This is how I really know you're from reddit.

Other words you are probably familiar with due to them infringing your mediocrity space:
>Edge
>Cringe
>LARP

>>134100961
well there you go mate.

>jokeaboutamericaneducation.jpeg

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>>134082736
greetings from /lit/

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>>134081029
you cant have beer in your car its haram

>>134086523

In the state of Delaware a passenger can be drinking alcohol with open containers in the car as long as the driver isn't drinking,

I think in Mississippi even the driver can be drinking so long as he's under the BAC limit.

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>>134101209
What the fug

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>>134092763
FATBURGERS BTFO!!

>>134101634
It's like you've never watched a Jim video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUd91j-jV4s&list=PL8zM6MComJ2voqjt5dxC9yZ3U2DsLfE1v

>>134099206
It's the shills attempting to divide and conquer, portraying everyone as 'reddit' except Spencer shills.

It's not working

>>134101134

plebbit is too PC to use "autistic" pejoratively, also what you said wasn't intellectual it was just retarded

>>134080819
That's for the Zyklon B cannisters, you dumb kike.

>>134080819
lol bruh, where yo steering wheel?

>>134080819
thats not for your soda you fat fuck

>>134080819
Can someone tell me what car this is?

>>134103325
rood

>>134093185
Those drinks are bomb. Thanks Mexicans. (Don't think this means you get to stay, though)

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>>134080819
to drive 5 min without your 2,5 Gallon drink
>unthinkable
poor guy you must be skin and bones cause of that car

>mom buys Audi despite my warnings
>"It's a German car anon, it's reliable as hell nothing will ever happen to it"
>Pays 35k euros for it or some such ridiculous amount
>Has to pay an extra K for basic shit like adjustable seats
>Car gets to 80k Kms
>Driven okish, little badly but not atrociously
>Already had to replace turbos and a bunch of parts for at least 2-3k
>Literally breaking a new part every few months
>Taking it to the garage is a regular thing
>Meanwhile I get a fiesta for 10k euros all includes
>Lel anon American cars are shit
>300k Kms
>Literally never been to the garage

Fucking krauts can't make a car anymore

>>134094325
worst thing is the chinks produce in higher quality then Americans.

>>134104406
oh look the Bulgarian diaspora, post proves frendo!

you didnt bully us in to submission you now try the manufacturing.

you long gone before you plan succeeds.

make space for some refugees.

>>134104406
happens
but that's why we 2-5 years warranty and most flaws appear in that time
the rest what breaks is bad or no service or shit abusive driving

let me guess your mom did never a service by audi or by audi rec.

>>134093713
>It has to be in a bag.
>It's a dumb law.
Rofld. Hard. Damn I always laugh at this one.

>Free

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It looks 100% like the Peugeot Partner at work. Radio and all.

>>134104774
What?

How am I even diaspora, with a Bulgarian flag?

The fuck are you talking about?

>>134104805
She only did it in the Audi garage, since she has a deal with them.

BMWs, VW's and Audi's and everything cost dickloads and have a lot of electronics and bullshit you have to replace ALL the time. I should know, Bulgarians drive almost only German.

>>134080819
I'm mystified as to why the cup holders would be at a 90 degree angle from upright.

I'm baffled as to how that to go cup lid isn't leaking like a sieve(sp?)

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i just use this, it sits in the seat next to me and i dont have to refill it with ice and drpepper as often

>>134084761
Thanks for the share anon

>>134105725
Its the american truckers way. They fill those up by the gallons with dr pepper and Pepsi between trips.

germany is just the best country in the world.
get over it burgers.

>>134080819
thats the hotdog compartment, idiot

>>134080819
its supposed to be a fleshlight holder

>>134083585
Nothing beats hot coffee dripping on my gear stick

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>>134105540
forgot picture

>>134100118
What the fuck? How?

>>134104406
Ah man, didn't even read past the first sentence but already feel sorry for you mom.

I used to write service tickets at a mechanic back in college. I literally made middle aged Audi-owning women cry. It's like they had no fucking idea what they were buying into.

And it's funny too. Because Jags are absolutely the preferred car of pretentious women, but when I told them the obscene repair bill they would simply say 'it's a Jag, I expected as much'.

German cars are riding a false meme.

>>134081149
That's a fucking genius idea. You could have a cooler tank, fill it up with drinks and awaaaay you go.

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Car in question.

>>134104406
anecdotal evidence is useless anon, your sample with the size 1 only tells us that one audi went to shit in bulgaria. it doesnt say how reliable the car model or the brand is in general. and even that one report from you may be loaded with all kinds of bias.

>>134081405
American engineering has declined at least as much.

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>>134086523
>not drinking beer while driving
What shithole do you live in?

>>134080819
oh fug thought that was for my dragon dildo X----D ebin

>>134106405
Your gf dripping on my gear stick does anon

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>>134080819
>Drinking the caffeinated jew

>>134081536
Abo refills only, and it's on the outside, there's a little door to keep it cool.

>>134106872
Eh, both are pretty much dead. Jags nowadays are atrocious. I mean, why the fuck would you buy a Jag with bad interior? And they all look like shit inside and out. German cars are dying down too. In Bulgaria it's either German or you're worthless and yet I see more and more Ford's, Jap cars and shit. It's starting to become only little town idiots who are always behind the times.

>>134098398
German cars are absolute shit tier but usually fun to drive for 30K or so. Then the fun starts. Just horrible cars to own. Last was a Mercedes and never will another German piece of shit grace my driveway.

>>134107081
You seen ford recently? They're destroying the competition.

>>134086523
>oy vey you cant drink and drive goyim, remember the 6 million crashes
t. schlomo

>>134107878
You're right of course. But it takes women a generation to catch up when it comes to cars. This isn't make up.

>>134083585
>No smoking sticker
>Diesel sticker
>a hole in your armatura
>fucking ugly design
>wheel ON THE WRONG SINDE
>coffee cup needs "Hot" on it, for retarded meriniggers
>dirty inside

what kind of animal are you?

>>134084851
There's this great thing called a plastic water bottle, you can put the lid back on when you're not drinking it.

>>134107930
Trucks and SUVs, maybe. But on cars Hyundai has them beat by a mile. And I'm serious.

>>134080819
Fake.
This is not even big enough for a small soda in the US.

these cup holders are a hate crime against our American super big gulps - that's a 60oz fountain soda. jelly europoors?

>>134110017
>soda
>2017

>>134110152
gotta wash down my buy one get one free bags of Cheetos with something!

>>134083585
You know, I've literally never in my entire life seen someone actually use those little blips on the top of the cup that tell you what's in it

you'd think they'd just stop putting them on there, with the volumes they're produced in there's probably a non-negligible cost there

does BMW even make a mobility scooter??? no? hate crime!

>>134086523
>>_>
fucking kys

>>134109648
>implying the car itself is big enough for a small American

>>134099986
No, which is why this holder makes no fucking sense. Its hard to drive and twist a cap off with two hands while driving. But it's also not possible to have a bottle in that "bottle holder" because the liquid would spill out

>>134098887
>Gripping and twisting with expert skills

You must be real popular with the guys

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>>134080819
Sometimes the Germans get it right

>>134110894
wtf I love german engineering now

>>134110894
>eating, smoking, drinking in your car

K Y S

>>134080819
MELTED CRAYON SMELLING INTERIORS BTFO!!

>>134110894
OH BABY. A BURGER PLATE!

>>134110894
this is a national treasure

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Hey, Eurofags. We have a day where you could bring your own cup at 7/11. As much sugary goodness you could fill. Don't be jealous.

>>134111902
How you want your kidneys, your liver, your stomach, your circulatory system and your veins?

JUST

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>>134104406
American engineering is shit on too much due to general hate for America.
It's actually very good.

>>134081799
only a redditor would have the context to possibly know what "reddit spacing" might mean.

>>134101343
In West by God Virginia nobody gives a fuck what the law says.

>>134112708
looks like it's impossible to work on that Audi engine.

>>134080819just because it is a round space it does not have to be for drinks. That's shows once more that innovation is impossible when people can't think further

>>134080819
it's just a rental. deal with it/

>>134094325
WIR WAREN KÖNIGE

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>>134110894
That looks Israeli to me.

Like those Noga things they make, multiple flexible joints that tighten up with one knob.

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>>134082905
Fucking gluttons

>>134093713
Wrong. I walk out the store with a clear beer case and cops have passed by many times with no issues

>>134080819
>MUhh soda!! I'm a fat pig merican and you germzzz R offending my life's pursuit of being the biggest cow I can possibly become.
>*autistic screeching*

lmao fat fuck

>>134104406
Overengineer a part and not only will it have the same failure rate but it'll be obscenely more expensive to repair. The true principles of German engineering.

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>>134092763
Damn you're right. I hope one day the US can beat Germany in the space race.

>>134110376
places only tend to use them if you order hot drinks as a group, and need to make differentiation between them.
Otherwise they probably trust you to remember the one drink you ordered and what it was.

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>>134081029
And how long will beer be available in Germanistan?

>>134100187
It's not because they can't write, but because apparently on r*ddit two newlines appear as one.

>>134080819
That is a fuckin vent hole with the innards removed just like the upper one you dumbfucks

>>134107019
Anyone who has any idea of cars nowadays knows the truth about German shit. The only people who keep buying them are women with their husbands money and kids with their dads money, as well as 20 y/os who need a replacement for the dick they lost somewhere.

And that's again, mostly BMWs since they have a global circlejerk going around. A model here and there is ok, but in general they are shit.

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>>134081568

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>>134113039
Yes. That's because an autist designed it.

>>134104406
Driving pattern is a huge deal to the durability of your vehicle. If you drive like a woman (your mom) with jerks of gas and brake, running over speed bumps without a brain, you will fuck up all sorts of shit. Our family had a Toyota Rav4 for 11 years, never took it to the dealership except for oil change. My sister gets a drivers license and drives it for 2 years and fifth of the distance, every few months now its taken for repairs.

moral: don't let women drive, if you drove the Beemer instead of your mom it would of had no problems

>>134100118
>no cup holders

You paid money for that thing?

>>134114629
It's a water bottle holder you dumbfuck

>>134114629
I don't know. Still looks like a badly designed faggy cupholder to me.

I mean, if it's really a vent hole, then why are the slats so fucking massive? There's literally only 3. Seems like a shitty way to move air. A one-inch diameter particle could literally be propelled towards my face. Of course, you yuropoors can't into imperial, so permit me to inform you that is indeed a problem for most Americans.

But of course, we all know it is indeed a cup holder. And you krauts fucked up, big time.

>>134083145
Wow I've never seen such a clean and organized garage in my life. Piece of art.
Kudos to you.

>>134080819
That lid is impressive

>>134116057
>>134116662
What kind of shit design is that then, germans fuck everything up lately.

>>134106947
thanks, i was wondering...

>>134081772
>needing a cup holder for a resealable bottle
Bitch, just put the lid back on and toss that shit in the seat

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>>134109414
>I literally know nothing about cars or the companies that manufacturer them:the post

>>134084761
>>134085632
what happened is sinful, because the last 9-5 was probably the most beautiful saab ever produced. i will never forgive GM for it

i do what i can to save cadillac now, though

>>134095952
Maybe they thought Americans were so fat they warp spacetime and create small gravity fields, so horizontal holders make sense

>>134092763
>this is considered ASMR in germany
oh please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_GVhxbklqo

>>134080819
Is anyone else just flat out impressed by the McDonald's cup staying closed? Like, they know their clientele will do retarded things like this so they over engineer the cup so it won't leak.

>>134112708
>When you pay your engineers by the hour

>>134113039
yeah if one of those plastic guides break(pro tip: they will) you have to remove the entire engine just to access the back side where all of that nonsense is.
really fucking smart.

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>>134112708
Why in the name of god would somebody do this?

>>134081149
>his car doesn't have a soda dispenser

>>134094325
How does it feel us kicking your ass twice, you still our bitch and don't you forget about it.

>>134120093
Wow I hadn't noticed. Looks like fucking magic man

>>134107907
americas roads are too brutal for delicate german cars they hold up better in their ancestral homeland

>>134081029
germans dont use cup holders in their cars. Drving is (was) more revered there. The autobahn and all. Im pretty sure eating and drinking in your car was an american thing that just caught on around the world.

>>134092659
nice nigger toes

>>134123528
the dutch love to eat in their cars their mcdonalds are setup where most parking spaces are after you leave thr drive thru or first turn into a mcdonalds they dont have multiple entrances just one that you leave or enter from so the dutch after leaving the drive thru will park in the lot and eat in their cars and the younger ones hang out with their buddies like a car meet at the mcdonalds theyre better at being burgers then us

>>134123891
cultural appropriation, also cupholders were invented by dodge in 89.

>>134124101
the dutch were really grateful for america saving their asses from germany and how they were the 1st country to acknowledge americas independence from britain and how they settled nyc

>>134080819

>Be German
>Cheat on emissions tests

Kinda makes me want to buy a Volkswagen desu senpai

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>>134083325
>wife's son's friends?
Are you implying you have a wife with a son that is not your blood? What in the fuck is wrong with you?

all i know about the dutch is they like drugs and prosties. as for cup holders, they were a $900 upgrade on my benz bc driving is seen in a diffrent light over there. i dont know the translation but i was told by a german exchange student that they GET to drive. i most certainly Have to commute.

>>134083585
>>134080819
why is the glove box on the wrong side

>>134124101
also dutch love country music its the only place ive heard country in a language besides english

>>134124535
Dont. Buy a vw was the worst mistake ive made in a while

>>134124844
i do like the video of that girl singing to the knows, i think thats dutch

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>>134080819
german cars right now are more dangerous than hondas.

>>134124980

What is wrong with them? Besides the atrociously plain interior.

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Load up a can hit the breaks and smash someones face with a flying can.

They are making these vehicles and giving refugees the non fucked up ones.

My Somalian Friend doesn't have verticle cup holders in his 2017 car because that would be stupid and dangerous to the occupants, Thats why they only sell them to native germans to help with the replacement.

>>134124980
What's wrong with them? I was thinking about trading my Chevy in for a Passat.

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>>134125129
they will cost you so much money its stupid better off just buying a ferrari.

>>134112708
>Ford = two tensioners
>Audi = eight tensioners
also:
wtf is up with that micrometer?

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but don't worry this is not stupid or dangerous or would ever make the can fly out cause the earth isn't flat its a spinning ball so nothing will move backwards when you break JUST LOAD UP THE CAN-CANNON GERMAN.

>>134082812
>German cars
>good
???

>>134110894
Germans made a spot in the car to hold burgers?
I love Germany now.

>>134125129
All you need to know is
>made in mexico

>>134125333

Is it because maintenance is so retarded on them? I know one downside I was told about them is if anything goes to shit on them they are expensive to fix.

>>134125369
also
>ford = two tensioner designs that are interchangeable with either side of the motor
>Audi = each tensioner is different
I've post this picture a lot and have never once even noticed that xboxhueg micrometer in the back
huh....

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>>134125588
something will goto shit every time you drive it.

Now plus those things together and you are looking at a major money sink scam.

Volkswagon are designed the same way as lightbulbs to break so you have to buy another.

>>134125369
>>134125694
The Micrometer is to gauge certain aspects of the engine for Planned obsolescence don't want it breaking down TOO early and the customer can't afford a replacement or it breaking right out of the gate.

>>134085410
That looks like child abuse to me, why is she kissing that poor 12 year old who just escaped death from evil mass murderer Assad?

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>If you can't DIY work on it to fix it its a scam.
Its a fucking scam.

>>134125766
>something will goto shit every time you drive it.

>be chatting with friend
>i complain about having to work on my corvair on weekend so I can drive it during the week
>he mentions having to work on his mg all week so he can drive it on weekends
>british engineering

>>134125877
it's not exactly like that. Germans use all their expertise in precision engineering so the parts will break as soon as they go out of warranty.

>>134083145
I'm going to track you down and rape murder you. Thanks for that license plate.

>>134126390
you arn't wrong just saying the micrometer helps monitor the wear on the engine walls.

micrometer1
mʌJˈkrɒmJtə/
noun
noun: micrometer; plural noun: micrometers

a gauge which measures small distances or thicknesses between its two faces, one of which can be moved away from or towards the other by turning a screw with a fine thread.

That is literally what a micrometer is for if it was designed to be robust and last it wouldn't need one.

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>>134126464
you must be black to be that stupid.