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>started a new job today in Seattle >coworkers coming to

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>started a new job today in Seattle
>coworkers coming to my desk and introducing themselves to me
>a few coworkers later and one comes up to me and proudly announces to me that he is gay
>"just so you know, I'm gay and proud of it!"
I responded in kind
>"thats cool, I jerk off to Japanese cartoons myself. I really enjoy age difference, lactation, and plump genres"
>the faggot just stands there with a shocked expression on his face and then walks away
>later that day HR asks me to stop by
>"Anon, today we got a complaint that you were being overly sexual in the workplace and it was creating and uncomfortable working environment for one of your coworkers"
>"He came up to me and started talking about how he enjoys masturbating to men having sexual incounters with barn yard animals, beings that this is a progressive and accepting work environment I thought he wanted to discuss sexual fetishes with me?"

Am I gonna be fired lads? I find out tomorrow.
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>>134033652
Epic if true. Keep trolling those libs
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>>134033652
Well done Anon; well done.
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>>134033652
depending on the outcome, the gay pride faggot may lose his job
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>>134033652
>not just staring at him deadpan and saying "so what?"
>sperging instead

Yeah, way to go faggot.
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>>134033652
Hahaha do any of you actually believe this?
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This definitely happened
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>>134033652
>thats cool, I jerk off to Japanese cartoons myself.
kek
Man I should start to just own it like this. Animesexuality should not be shamed. I thougt those faggots were tolerant.
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>>134033652
Good work! If you get fired so be it.
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>>134033652
>Am I gonna be fired lads?
Probably.

Was it worth it?
Yes.
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>>134033652

>straight male

Rev up those resumes.
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>>134033652
>Just western things

Also that dude was not gay but a faggot, real gay people can joke about taking in ass and are good bros in work
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>>134033652
>not throwing him off a roof
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>>134034158
Until it's commonplace you and your kind will suffer
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>>134033652
If I were your boss I'd fire you on the spot
Faggots are more acceptable than obese weebs these days. Have to do what's best for business
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>>134033752

>I got fired from my job! This is a permanent mark on my career and will effect the life of my entire family!
>Atleast I made that one gay dude totally offended! Fuck yeah, worth!
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>>134033652

Holy mother of Christ, his powerlevel is over 9000!
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>>134033652

Well done OP, if not larping I eagerly await results of your employment status.

If fired, I have a job for you in based Texas
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>>134033652
nice one. You probably will be, but I appreciate your story fake or not.
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>>134034524


Nigger you haven't lived until fired. And no, it doesn't fucking matter unless it is a well paying job. Anything under 40k is essentially fast food now.
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>>134034185
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>>134033652
>how many guys have you had anonymous sex with?
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>>134033652
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since this thread is just a mild shitpost i'll just ask for sauce on op image
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>>134033652
>anon having a job that has HR department
haha nice one fucking whitu malu
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>>134033652

so what's the source
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>>134035534
Its not unheard of

The place I work has a (rather incompetent) HR department, especially considering the size of the company.
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>>134033652
things that didn't happen
would be funny if it did though
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>>134033652
you will get fired but only because you said barnyard animals

kek
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>>134034524
> >I got fired from my job! This is a permanent mark on my career and will effect the life of my entire family!
> started a job and no one knows or cares that i worked there

pick one
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>>134035570
he gave you the tags. go look dune monkey
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>>134036504
What tags
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>>134033652
>ITT: Story that never happened
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Sounds like horseshit you'd see on Faggit
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>>134033652
expected it to be an aussie
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>>134034921
This. I got fired once and make more money now at a new gig.

It's not the worst thing ever. I wouldn't recommend it on the first day though.
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>>134036698
https://ehwiki.org/wiki/lactation

Just start there.
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>>134033652
>I really enjoy age difference, lactation, and plump genres"
you're gonna get fired for having pleb tastes
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