>started a new job today in Seattle
>coworkers coming to my desk and introducing themselves to me
>a few coworkers later and one comes up to me and proudly announces to me that he is gay
>"just so you know, I'm gay and proud of it!"
I responded in kind
>"thats cool, I jerk off to Japanese cartoons myself. I really enjoy age difference, lactation, and plump genres"
>the faggot just stands there with a shocked expression on his face and then walks away
>later that day HR asks me to stop by
>"Anon, today we got a complaint that you were being overly sexual in the workplace and it was creating and uncomfortable working environment for one of your coworkers"
>"He came up to me and started talking about how he enjoys masturbating to men having sexual incounters with barn yard animals, beings that this is a progressive and accepting work environment I thought he wanted to discuss sexual fetishes with me?"
Am I gonna be fired lads? I find out tomorrow.
>>134033652
Epic if true. Keep trolling those libs
>>134033652
Well done Anon; well done.
>>134033652
depending on the outcome, the gay pride faggot may lose his job
>>134033652
>not just staring at him deadpan and saying "so what?"
>sperging instead
Yeah, way to go faggot.
>>134033652
Hahaha do any of you actually believe this?
This definitely happened
>>134033652
>thats cool, I jerk off to Japanese cartoons myself.
kek
Man I should start to just own it like this. Animesexuality should not be shamed. I thougt those faggots were tolerant.
>>134033652
Good work! If you get fired so be it.
>>134033652
>Am I gonna be fired lads?
Probably.
Was it worth it?
Yes.
>>134033652
>straight male
Rev up those resumes.
>>134033652
>Just western things
Also that dude was not gay but a faggot, real gay people can joke about taking in ass and are good bros in work
>>134033652
>not throwing him off a roof
>>134034158
Until it's commonplace you and your kind will suffer
>>134033652
If I were your boss I'd fire you on the spot
Faggots are more acceptable than obese weebs these days. Have to do what's best for business
>>134033752
>I got fired from my job! This is a permanent mark on my career and will effect the life of my entire family!
>Atleast I made that one gay dude totally offended! Fuck yeah, worth!
>>134033652
Holy mother of Christ, his powerlevel is over 9000!
>>134033652
Well done OP, if not larping I eagerly await results of your employment status.
If fired, I have a job for you in based Texas
>>134033652
nice one. You probably will be, but I appreciate your story fake or not.
>>134034524
Nigger you haven't lived until fired. And no, it doesn't fucking matter unless it is a well paying job. Anything under 40k is essentially fast food now.
>>134033652
>how many guys have you had anonymous sex with?
>>134033652
since this thread is just a mild shitpost i'll just ask for sauce on op image
>>134033652
>anon having a job that has HR department
haha nice one fucking whitu malu
>>134033652
so what's the source
>>134035534
Its not unheard of
The place I work has a (rather incompetent) HR department, especially considering the size of the company.
>>134033652
things that didn't happen
would be funny if it did though
>>134033652
you will get fired but only because you said barnyard animals
kek
>>134034524
> >I got fired from my job! This is a permanent mark on my career and will effect the life of my entire family!
> started a job and no one knows or cares that i worked there
pick one
>>134035570
he gave you the tags. go look dune monkey
>>134036504
What tags
>>134033652
>ITT: Story that never happened
Sounds like horseshit you'd see on Faggit
>>134033652
expected it to be an aussie
>>134034921
This. I got fired once and make more money now at a new gig.
It's not the worst thing ever. I wouldn't recommend it on the first day though.
>>134036698
https://ehwiki.org/wiki/lactation
Just start there.
>>134033652
>I really enjoy age difference, lactation, and plump genres"
you're gonna get fired for having pleb tastes