>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq n

>blood on counter, blood on floor, blood on bed found

F

Youre early today. Have I missed something important from Adam hours?

>one person shot

>>134019124

too early isn't possible on /cpd/

there's always somethin goin down on tha scanna

>group of adults harassing the chickens

Did I hear that right?

>>134019889
I heard something like: "harassing him with chickens". But you're probably right.

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>>134019889
I heard chickens as well.

>>134019124
negative, just the usual. though the description of "blood everywhere" was interesting

Also
>large crowd gathering
>LIGHTS ON! DISPERSE! DISPERSE!

>heavyset beaner with spiky hair robbed a man in the alley

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>>134020323
he cant keep getting away with this

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>>134020612

>>134020233
lets see what happens tonight then. I have the feeling this will be a great bingo night

>trying to steal a stop sign

>>134017853
Why do they ask for lunch?

>>134024281
Lunch break probably.

>>134019970
>>134020044
Could easily have been. I had some friends who had a chicken coup in their yard last year (and let me tell you how thrilling the "ITS BETTER THAN WHOLE FOODS!!!" shit is). Apparently its all the rage amongst a certain yuppie set. From what I understand, they all routinely have problems with people fucking around with their chickens. Stealing eggs, being dicks, trying to pet the damn things, nobody knows how to act around farm animals.

>21 male blacks fighting at the gas station

>yelling gang SLOGANS

>>134024728
He can clone himself?

>crazy woman chimping out in the back of the car

>>134024476
My neighbors allowed their dog to keep coming onto my property and chasing my chickens, so I kicked it in the head until it couldn't walk normally anymore.

Never had problems with that dog ever again. Had another neighbor who let their dog onto my property and it killed a chicken, but they offered to pay for the damages so that doggo got saved from the wrath.but

The first dog was owned by a family of alcoholic white trash who were raising their kids with no morals.

I caught them stealing many times, they would always come up with retarded excuses or just run away and deny everything. Literal white dindus.

>I've got her in the back of my car *sigh* where's the nearest mental facility? *muffled woman screeching*

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>>134017853

Don't forget Robert's own personal oracle SASSY DISPATCH.

She's like the Cortana to Robert's Halo

>tfw need wagon to nearest mental facility because crazy bitch is ripping up car

>>134025215
Thats fucked up, man, the dog didn't do anything wrong. I mean, its an animal, if its out of control you put it down humanely, but kicking the shit out of it makes you another cunt in that story.

>>134025371
Nah, dogs harassing livestock can be shot on site.

Check your local agricultural codes and laws.

off duty robert attackted

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>>134017853

Have a bump, Roberts.

>>134025542
I've got no problem with shot on sight. The problem is with you kicking it's head in because you don't have control over yourself and your property.

>>134025844
Bring your dog over and I'll kick it's head in too you little bitch. I'm a 6'15" navy seal and I'll win this internet fight with my bare hands 27 different ways while I text your mom and make her buy my favorite expensive beer that I'll guzzle before pounding her while I shitpost with you about an irrelevant subject in a police scanner thread.

>two women fighting in front oalf taco restaurant

Porque maria??

>>134026198
Sorry. In light of your outburst I must agree that you's a good boy who dindu nothing. Please, don't allow me to interfere anymore with your life which, I assume, is turning around due to your burgeoning rap career.

people who abuse animals should be sterilized. unless thr animal in question is MALE BLACK

>male black late 40s pulls down pants anf just stands there

this is common in chicago apparently

>we don't need a WAGON wagon, just lookin' fer a two man unit.

>>134026796
>sterilized
Way ahead of you homie, I eat burgers with my hands after I clean my guns, work in old houses that are full of lead and asbestos, breath fiberglass strands, inhale fumes, and generally IDGAF about my genetics or health.

I always imagined dying in a fire before I reproduce and grow old.

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not enough image replies in this thread tonight. let's see that OC roberts.
ambient choonz suggestions? here's one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyI64UVWNps

Father has a gun and a beer bottle. Father has been drinking.

shots fired

>bikes stolen from the basement

>>134029108
i can't imagine living in a city where there arent easier targets than basement bicycles

Who calls the cops about a couple fucking in the alley?

>male caller said he was stabbed
>disconnected

>>134029735
nightmare fuel

>>134029735

Premptive F

>>134029318

All of the easier to get to bikes had been picked off during the day.

>8 beaners in a car speeding away on california
>two shootings in the area

>person shot in the liquor store

>>134030215

Probably unrelated.

>there's blood in front of the haywood tavern

>blood in front of the tavern
sounds like yesteryear

>>134025316
is wagon an ambulance or the coroners van?

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>>134029553
>Who calls the cops about a couple fucking in the alley?

Civilized humans.

>male black threatening caller with a brick

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Morning, Robert.

> An "unrestricted culture of overtly racist and sexist behavior and attitudes" infested the City of Chicago's Department of Water Management, Inspector General Joseph Ferguson said Monday

>Emails sent by water department employees include:

>An offer of "Chicago Safari Tickets" to multiple high-ranking employees. Ferguson said the email read: "We guarantee that you will see at least one kill and five crime scenes per three day tour. You'll also see lots and lots of animals in their natural habitat. Call and book your Chicago Safari today." Attached to the email was an "image of four white people in safari gear taking pictures of several black individuals who are trying to break into a car," according to the report.

>An email with the subject line "Watermelon Protection" contained an image of a Ku Klux Klan robe on a stick in the middle of a watermelon patch, according to the report.

>Another email with the subject line "U Know U Be In Da Hood" contained several photographs, including one of a wheelbarrow full of watermelons with a sign stating "Apply for a Credit Card. Free Watermelon," according to the report.

>Other emails were written in what purported to be Ebonics in an effort to disparage African Americans.

>described African-Americans as "wild animals" who are "untamed"

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170717/downtown/water-dept-infested-by-overtly-racist-sexist-behavior-watchdog-finds

Reeeeeeee what is that noise?

>>134031155
lol. what a bunch of shitlords

>>134031155

Top kek. Don't do that shit on your work email though.

>13 year old son is fighting caller's mother
>he has ADHD

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>>134031155
>>described African-Americans as "wild animals" who are "untamed"

>58 year old male off his meds
>threatening staff
>assaulted another resident

>>134031531
It's a probably false flag. Some commie may have written that in order to raise awareness or something. It all leads to their charities receiving tax payers money to supposedly defend Male Black from white supremacists.

>>134031754
>HAIR 1488
wut

>2 boys and 2 girls fighting her 16 year old daughter at the liqour store

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>family fight at the store? liquor store?

Why has that terrible sound been so present the last couple of nights?

>>134031917
Maybe elsewhere. My father worked for the water department for 30 years and pretty much all of his work friends used the word nigger more than a rapper. Hell, we're the city where the hired truck scandal happened.

>mobster is banned from taking city contracts
>has a ton of trucks
>figures out he can sublet trucks to contractors and take 50%
>minority owned businesses get preferential contract priority
>connected water department employees start creating corporations with their wives and mothers as fake owners to get the contracts
>eventually get greedy and start paying random blacks and Mexicans to be fake owners
>only get caught because they got even greedier and started creating fake jobs to hand contracts to their fake minority owned businesses
>took it a step further and didn't even bother to send real trucks

These are the kinds of guys who were sending the e-mails.

>face tattoos
thats a lifestyle choice

Facial tats. Theres a winner.

>nailgun casings

>>134032396
That happens everywhere. Italy has been working like that for 50 years. They get caught ever 5 years. They get out of jail after a month and they do it all over again.

>is there any history of disturbances here
>let's see just today there were five

>>134033157
The Italians are a big part of why its still happening here.

>>134033687
Yeah those are my boys for sure.

>psych eval
>threatened herself and attacked her family

is the soundcloud embed not working for anyone else on youarelistening.to?

>>134035603
hasn't worked for me in a few days

>>134035603
had the same issue, try a different browser

>>134035603
It's been working but really quiet.

>circling the block on a motorcycle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8buPE-u7pk

>car vs train

F

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>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>Caller reports that 3 male want to kill him

>caller was stabbed in the leg

>Caller reports that kids have stabbed him in the leg

>white SUV
>wallet on the ground behind it

>Ex-Wife is being disruptive
>He wants her gone

>has a boxcutter
>confronting a male black who threatened her

This is going to end badly for you caller.

>this is all one big fat ADAM

hahahah. actually kinda nice for a change

>>134042501
the second i finished typing last reply.

>shots fired

>five prostitutes loitering outside the liquor store

s'up robert

>having a problem with the 12 year old son

>>134042829
not much, very quiet night

>tune in
>shot in the head, nother further.

>>134025052
SHADOW CLONES

>man down in front of the burger king
>nonresponsive

>tree and/or portapotty on fire

>sheboon shot in the right thigh
>stable is not a condition REEEEEEE

>male hispanic shot in the abdomen and buttocks
>undergoing surgery

Hey Roberts. How's the night going?

>>134046611
finally a butt shot

>>134032030
JAZZ