>dna test results >tfw find out i'm 25% jewish >apparently

>>133998116
If it was your mother's mother, you're a jew. If it was your father's mother, you're not one of them but you're still too tainted to be one of us.

>>133998258
> your mother's mother
it is. fuck...

You're a mischling, you're fine as long as you don't reproduce with another mischling

>>133998116
do you have a european x chromosome?

>>133998116

Keep it to yourself. Live a good European life. Let the secret die with you.

>>133998116
Everyone has their good jew, be someone's good jew

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>>133998619
same here brah, join the dark side and lets be fucken rich. the dumb should fear the smart so if we can scamm and destroy whites for our own benefit, then we are the master race and we deserve to rule. whites are to jews what blacks are to whites.

>>133998116
It's okay, you just have to get really good at chess and then go full 14/88.

idk anon will the sharia muslim refugees cut you a break when they find out you're jewish?

>>133998116
> Croat is a crypto Jew

Checks out

>>133998116
Immigrate to Israel and laugh on good goys.

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Yikes.

25% is a lot.

How did you not know?

I was shocked to find I had a little Jew in me (1%)

I now openly call people goy and complain about the holohoax and tell people my grandparents were holocaust survivors.

I'm also allowed to call people nigger as I'm 2.5% black.

>DNA test results
>100% white
Feels good, man
>Wait, what's that?
>Trace elements
>0.01% native american
Wtf?

>>133998116
>croatia
move to Israel

>>133998116
GAS the other jews and when they call you out cry antisemitism

No greater antisemite than the self hating kike.

>>133999235
I know right,Croatia has some of the lowest jew populations. what are the fucking odds

>>133999416
my mother was raised catholic I guess to be crypto since croatia is pretty nazi. she never told me before she died

>>133999771
>>133999999

>>133998116
>What the fuck do I do now? Whose side am I even on ?
This shouldn't even be debatable for you, especially if you're on this board.

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>25% jewish
what's the other 75%, anon? :)

>>134000818
4% turk,rest Eastern European

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>>133999067
its tempting