Post some political incorrect jokes about negroes. (text, images,

>>133986547
>>>/bant/

>>133986547
Why do black people have white palms?

It's how the devil stacks them when he sprays the nigger on.

What do you call a drunken irishman who passed out on your porch?

How do you kill a nigger?

Slam the toilet seat on his head when you're letting him have a drink.

What do you call a white man in a building full of niggers?

The warden.

>>133986547
What do you do if a nigger with half a face is walking towards you?

Stop laughing and reload.

what is difference between a pizza and a nigger

a pizza can feed a family

>>133986547
brown people stink hehe

>>133986547
what's the difference between a muslim and a nigger?
a muslim will at least build the house before he destroys it.

>>133988439
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day.

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his neck.

>>133986547
dont u all get tired

or is this what you do when u felel insecure

How do you pick up Jewish chicks?

With an dustpan

>>133986547
Why do nigs get red eyes after having sex?

Pepper spray

How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Doesn't matter, they'll just beat the room for being black

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?
>Drop it, nigger!
What do you say when you see your fridge floating in the middle of the night?
>Nothing; that's one big nigger.

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>>133986547
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>>133989175
Why are you here, faggot? Fuck off.

How many kikes can you fit in a Volkswagen?

50; Two in the front, three in the back, and 45 in the ashtray.

>>133986547
How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a woman ?
- Throw a basketball between them.

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What do you call 100 niggers standing in a field?

Antique farm equipment

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>>133986547
Here you go OP. Hope this gives you a good giggle. Feel free to save this image, it's all yours!

Two Jews are sitting on a bridge and killing some time. The first one dips his feet in the ocean and shouts: “It is cold! It is cold!”
The other one dips his nose and shouts: “It is also very deep!”

>>133989718
What do you call 1000000 niggers standing in a field?

Zimbabwe

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

Why was the million man march so successful?

Only 2 niggers had to take off of work

>>133987170
Or just flush

>>133989175
Nigger jokes are the one thing that unites all humans.

>>133990024
Kek

A jew, a nigger and a muslim walk in to a bar
it's actually gas chamber

>>133986547
not even a joke, but funny as fuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0stJkUWUyM
it made me respect their kind some more

What's the difference between black Jews and white Jews?

Black Jews have to sit in the back of the oven.

>>133990113
Yup hispanics and actual africans love these jokes even ore than we do

What did the black girl say during sex?

Dad, get off of me, you're crushing my cigs.

>>133986547
What would you call Flinstones if they were black?

Niggers

What do you do when you're sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

Yell "Drop it, nigger!"

How many black men does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

You know why so many niggers died in 'Nam?

Because every time the sergeant yelled "get down!" they all got up and danced.

What is the difference between niggers and tires?

When you put chains on tires, they don't sing blues

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>>133990220
>The chimpout noises in the background

you faggots are obsesses with blacks. But have to hide it with hate, sad really.

How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?

None, it's a woman's job.

>>133991338
What's the definition of black foreplay?

Don't scream, bitch, or I'll kill you.

>>133990654
What do you do if it's the refrigerator floating instead?
Start shooting, because that's one BIG nigger

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>>133986547
Neggers are not human
Neggers share more DNA with Bonobos than with human

How did black people invent breakdancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

-Why do niggers always have nightmares?

Because we killed the last one that had a dream.

-Why is a gorilla always frowning?

Because it knows in 10 million years it will become a nigger.

-What is the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?

A disaster is when a boat full of niggers sinks.

The catastrophe is when those niggers could swim.

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>>133990220
Holy fuck, that old dude on the right constantly facepalming himself when he hears his pastor say some real shit about black people. It's like he can barely even believe his ears. Amazing... Can't tell if he's mad or just coming to the realization that everything this pastor says is true.

>>133990220
That was very enjoyable on several levels.

Why do black women wear high heels?

So their knuckles don't drag.

oh lawdy

what is the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?
there are brake marks in front of the dog

what is the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
the bucket

>>133990220

>black men never built anything

Oh shit, he dropped the red pills. I'm willing to ignore his wacky voice and understand that this pastor is red pilled as fuck.

>"and black women, what's wrong with y'all?"

Holy fuck this guy.

>>133986547
Here's a joke, Yakub's devilish creations invented lynching but that's how they'll all go out.

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>>133986547

>>133990220
This is the only time I believed a black man when they said "dindu nuffin"

>>133988831
More like you take the pizza out of the oven before it is burned.

What do you call a black guy's condom?

A duffle bag.

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>>133986547
What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce!

Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

Why did the nigger cross the road?
I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.

Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice

Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!

Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!

What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
I freed WHO?

Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation

What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything. …. (That was for you Treygone)

What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive

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>>133986547
Why do gorillas always frown? Because they know in 2 million years they'll evolve into niggers.

>>133986547
Did you hear about the black guy who worked at a gas station?

It was his 2nd job on top of taking night classes at the local college.

>>133992929
Yakub's devilish creations have been your masters forever. And will be.

How does it feel being a literal subhuman?

>>133994765
Did you hear the one about the Anonymous poster on 4chan?

He sucked black cocks.

>>133995430
>when you spend all your time bitching about being bred out of existance but still want to be salty online
lol you cave apes had 6000 years, that's it. We had thousands of thousands of years plus tens of thouands of years after the last cave ape dies.

Q: Why do police dogs lick their assholes?

A: To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths.

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Do these count as nigger jokes?

>>133987009
dad

>>133986547
What's one word you don't want to call a black person that starts with N and ends in R?

....Neighbor

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>>133986547
Affirmative action + No child left behind

Bahahhahahaaha
*Takes deep breath*
hahahahaahaha

gets me every time

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>>133993198
What if that's they've been talking about all along when they go dindu

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>>133995816
Have fun maintaining a society you stupid, worthless, stinky nigger.