You have 50 acres of farmland left to you by a dead Uncle, what

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>>133973685
Make artisan human cheese.

>>133973685
Turn it into a Neverland Ranch just for Barron Trump, fill it with sexually suggestive rides then hide in there naked and let the games begin

>>133973685
my comfy warm home and 5 dogs and at night we run around in the forest and howl at the moon at eat live deer
>>133973963
>horns
what the fguh

>>133973685
Create a nice homestead compound with housing for close friends and family to ensure a small part of the country can remain unblemished.

>>133973963
fpbp

>>133973685
>Plebbitor detected.

>>133973685
Build a race track and hoon in my spare time

>>133973685
Make a underground torture chamber for niggers and sandniggers

Depends on the terrain.

If heavily forested, difficult terrain, then make it right wing death squads training zone.

If plains, good soil, then start up my own farm.

I would like both though.

>>133973685
start mikes home for wayward girls and open a for profit prison for young women.

>>133973685
make a holocaust museum

>>133973685
Find 50 acres worth of niggers.

>>133973685
>Obtain mineral rights for the land, if not included in my inheritance.
>Inspect the whole property
>Build a home inside of a hill, slightly larger than what I think I'll need
>Start farming

Might also do like the leaf >>133975948 and let close friends and family live on my land too, as long as they help me care for the land, garden, and any animals I've got. Naturally if they help with crops or animals, they get a fair share of produce.

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>>133973685
Use what it's intended for and start a farm. Being mostly self sufficient is a pretty good advantage. Also make a small gun range somewhere in there so that I can invite my friends over and not have to pay fees at some shitty overpriced range.

>>133973685
Farm it?

>>133973685
build a motocross track and BRAAAAAP. also start shooting hetero white nazi pornos on the property.

>>133973685
Give it away to government to build a camp for refugees.

>>133976796
This

>>133976816
With that Flag I'm not shocked.

>farm it

you do realise that all the produce you grow would be worth like $10 right?

If you start your own farm in 2017 you are mentally retarded

>>133973685
1000m shooting range

>>133977004
>please tell me how to live my queen

>>133977004
>current year+2
>not growing your own food

your fucking up senpai

>>133973685
Sell half of the land, develop the rest for me to live on.

>>133977004
>believing the wageslave jew
having no master but the land is worth it in itself. But the government also subsidizes your crops so it's not worthless and you can use the outer crops to conceal your marijuana.

>>133977004
Why?
Farners make millions

>>133976816
What the actual fuck?

>>133977004
>not knowing organic food rakes in big bucks in 2017
>>133977216
50 acres though

>>133977216
No, they really don't

>>133977265
(you)

>>133977004
>you do realise that all the produce you grow would be worth like $10 right?

Nowhere in the world that matters would you only get $10 for what you've farmed on 50 acres. You can make more than that with just a few squash plants. Or raise chickens and sell the eggs. Ducks instead, if you want to sell more expensive eggs.

A garden that's not even half an acre can easily make you over $10,000 if you're not retarded.

>>133977216
Yes farmers with huge quantities of land. Do you realise how tiny 50 acres are?

>50 acres of farmland
Sell it to one of his sons for 2 hogs. I dont have the knowhow to use it, I dont really care to and I would be shocked he didnt give it to his sons.

>>133977327
I live in a state with many farmers and major farms. Most are owned by companies like Perdue, Tyson Foods, etc. Farmers aren't millionaires.

>>133977216
>50 acres

>>133973685
Just fucking weep with joy for a few days straight.
>>133977004
I think people are moreso thinking of being self reliant then selling all the food

>>133977329
>A garden that's not even half an acre can easily make you over $10,000 if you're not retarded.

This person lives in cloud cuckoo land

>>133973685
Depending where it's located... I'll take a few acres off you and build a log cabin and grow marijuana..obviously I'll cut you in on the crop

>>133977265
maybe in africa they do mate

>>133977351
Yeah so, use 40 for orchids that have low maintenance and use the other 10 to sustain yourself for 10 years with whatever you can think of.

Pears and figs.

Mmmmm yummy

>>133973685
Build a house, toolshed, sauna and barn. Proceed to farm potatoes, strawberries and field mustard just like grandad taught me as a kid. Depending on location either keep my engineering gig or just live inna woods on my savings.

>>133977452
organic farming is the way to overthrow the wallstreet kike ag companies. i don't buy it to save the planet, just to beat the hebes.

>>133977481
>I think people are moreso thinking of being self reliant then selling all the food

Yes but do you realise how much sweat goes into growing a single kilogram of tomatoes?

>>133977550
Maybe.

>>133973685
lel forget about the struggle and enjoy the freedom that 50 acres brings

>>133977004
On 50 acres you could grow enough for two families.

>>133977614
Yeah but you're only getting 50 acres. You're not getting equipment or money to start a farm. You just have the land. Which is worth $$$ but if you have no way to do anything with it, it's worth whatever someone would buy it off of you for.

Get my father to draw building plans while my brother and I build the house. Plant stuff and buy chickens.

Lease the land to a farmer and keep a small section fenced off for a shooting range.

>Establish self-reliant farm
>windmills/solar panels
>shooting range
>secede from the union, declare my property my sovereign kingdom
>acquire willing queen
>fill her supple body with heirs
>build bomb shelter
>survive the coming doomsday.
>no happenings come along, I can retire and die a kang.

Also, will build a Chapel and free roam park for doggos.

>>133973685
Grow marijuana.

>>133977668
I dunno its a pretty good business here, I would be surprised if it was not in the USA.

You can make about 50 000 rand every three months here with only 30 female pigs and they dont take up any space at all in terms of acres.

You could buy 50 acres in Eastern Europe for like $1000

>>133973685

>keep a low profile
>build an off the grid bunker complex by hand
>await the happening!

>>133977829
Addendum: try to maintain some contact with outside world in case I have no male heirs. I refuse to be a Targaryen or Henry VIII

>>133973975
Oh, emu.

>>133973685
I start building houses on it and give the homes away to poor refugees

>>133977452
We still have some decent sized family owned farms here in the NE
They're making millions selling to those big guys-but yes MOST farmers don't have big acreage anymore

>>133977514
depends on what you're growing and how much actually comes up with decent size

that's a high standard but can be done after you get into the grove after a few seasons

>>133977763
>tractor
>handtools
>reliable contacts
>farmhand(s)
>youtube
couple thousand should do

>>133977980
wat

>>133977980
So cheap, thats it. I am moving to Eastern Europe and farming some pigs.

>>133977882
Well I'll show you how much land you can get in my state

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1-Hawkey-Branch-Rd_Smyrna_DE_19977_M69036-10471

Fucking 83 acres. which is 33 more than what is given here. For under a million.

build a giant tomb

>>133978015
Watch the movie Threads, bong. Nuclear war in Sheffield. I just saw The Day After (Burger version, showed me nuclear happenings in my hometown of Kansas City).

>>133976688
>....and family live on my land too
When one of their stupid kids starts a meth lab the DEA comes and shoots you.

>>133977004
Produce is very expensive here.

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>>133977257
>>133976960
It's a joke, you dips.

>>133977552
>figs
I mean I get you're from south africa but come on

>>133978092
Clearly you don't know how much farm equipment costs.

>>133978354
figs are great my man

>>133978354
People don't like figs in america?

>50 acres

Add it to the 400 acres I already own

>>133975948
>shitskin immigrants from Somalia, Mexico, Turkey, The Dominican Republic, Peurto Rico, and California

>all move near your land. Elect leftist mayors, senators, presidents, and governors.

>Your property tax rate goes up to 90 percent of your income

>can't afford it anymore

>government confiscates your land and builds section 8 commie blocks on it

>settles 25 families with H1B visas from India as well as 50 Pakistani families

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>>133976814
>BRAAAAP
You'd have to let other red pilled riders on. Right? :^)

>>133978440
Well damn

Grow something and get money. With 20 hectares even corn would provide a nice income.

>>133976796
Yes, would also like a private forest.

>>133977004
I just planted 3 acres of cider apples and was about to plant another 3.5 acres of rare fruit trees, but i see now that i was wrong.

I should do the smart thing in 2017 and sell the land to a developer to build a shitty commieblock to house rapefugees.

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>>133978440
>things that arent true

>>133973685
bush parties. every day and night

>>133973685
start a right wing death squad training camp

>>133978372
>qay

you could easily start farming with ten grand on 50 acres and make your money back within a year or two

You don't need a damn combine yet

>>133973685
Grow a paw paw tree orchard

It's the United States largest native fruit tree and it tastes like a mix between a banana and a mango

>>133978590
The farmers do that here and make tons of cash in spring and summer renting their plots out for outdoor festivals.

>>133978686
http://www.businessinsider.com/farm-equipment-prices-2014-5

Read, retard

>>133978818
Please archive those https://archive.is/ofSK1

>>133978753
Dude, that sounds damn good.

I think I would sell my land to a developer though. Fuck farming.

>>133973685

5 acres for house and grounds, including 1 acre as a raised bed vegetable garden.

20 acres a mix of fruit and nut trees.

25 acres for small vineyard, including facilities of production.

>>133978581
Doesn't it take like six years for an apple to bear fruit?

Gotta do something else while they grow like kale, canola or hay.

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That's my dream. Live out in the country, in a majority white county. Start a family and have a little homestead, and do odd jobs to make by while working the land.

Except I'm stuck in a suburban hell that is already mostly Hispanic. They should have a new Homestead Act or grant program since farmers are dying out.

>>133978461
I'd go down fighting before that happens. Fuck the degenerate animals.

>>133978818
>paying everything up front all at once

You realize you don't have to do this right?

>>133978858
lmao

>>133978277
>When one of their stupid kids starts a meth lab the DEA comes and shoots you.

You must have shit relatives. I've got my fair share too, and you can bet your ass they wouldn't be anyone I'd trust to even visit my land.

It's more likely random assholes would try to set a lab up. Last year there were some guys driving through my neighbor's field at 3am, trying to get to the woods to hide theirs. Most people know not to shit where they eat, but it takes a special kind of retard to fuck around in a farmer's field.

>>133978587
We have 16000 hectare between us in the extended family :^)

seat farms

(Sweden)

>>133978818
You usually lease equipment out from neighboring farmers if you have a small farm. A second hand tractor and a plough is all you really need.

>>133978753

Paw Paws get eaten up by animals, plus they're impossible to ship since they bruise easily. That's why you don't find them in super markets, most of the food is breed to be hardy and ship easily.

>>133973685

That land?

Sell the timber rights to the largest bidder, deforest the entirety of it. Then, sell off the tamed land to whatever corporate interest wants it. Being a millionaire is more important than trees. The Taiga is the second largest biome on the planet, the loss of trees won't do shit.

>>133977216
Farm *corperations* can make millions. The 50 acre farmer is going to see a return in a generations or so. Equipment and infrastructure is the highest cost for the newbie farmer.

Most people that just jump in, as it appears OP might want to do, have no communal resources- they don't know the people around to help them out or even where to start.

They usually buy equipment way overpriced and junk if not brand new ($$$$$$). Some areas, the farmers wont sell anything worth anything to "outsiders." Not true everywhere but it is almost universal outsiders get the shit end of the stick in almost any arena.

Then there is going to be a few year learning curve, largely on your own. To be quite frank, you probably wouldn't even be able to do it if we didn't live in the age of the internet.

Your best bet is to start very, very small. The quickest and most profitable way to "farm" is probably mushrooms, which won't be sustainable without even more infrastructure and learning curve.

In other words, you'll be dependent on outside sources for alot of material until you learn mushrooms and save up for infrastructure to become more "closed loop", traditional farm.

Keep that in mind, that you'll be dependent on outside materials which are not only costly, but if transportation sector gets shut down for whatever reason, you don't get shipped goods. If your "supply" farm has a bad batch, it becomes your headache. Work towards closing your loops as much as possible.

Do away with all your cable/netflix/hulu/ etc and spend your time learning how to revitalize that land, what works there, and prove yourself to your community. Once they see that you will be treated much better and be far more profitable.

t. Literal Farmer

>>133979054
Well not everyone wants a farm. I could make way more developing it by putting houses on it or townhouses.

>>133973685
Grow corn

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>>133979135
Yeah my brother works at wendys and i work at mcdonalds, we make 300k $/year and we have about 200.000 hectars of land

Oh did I mention we're 7ft tall and have 20 inch dicks aswell? Yeah das rite

>>133979270
Why? Of all the uses it has... why the fuck would you grow corn?

>>133973685
Bury OP in it.

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>>133973685
Start growing weed and breeding it

>>133973334

>>133979283
>just because i'm poo it means everyone is :)

>>133975948
You mean a hippy commune? Tried that, everyone ends up murdering each other.

Produce enough veggies for myself + find a way to conserve and stockpile eventual excesses.
Build a cabin and shed, maybe an underground bunker/storehouse. Make it a prepper's oasis. Keep my current home and dayjob.

>>133979174
This is why I'm trying to grow paw paws in southern Idaho and acclimate them to colder temperatures

I'm hoping in a few generations the paw paws I'm growing will develop much thicker skins making them able to transport and introduce pawpaws back to Americans

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>help friend rebuild his parents house after his crackhead brother burned it down
>owed 100,000+ dollars at the end
>crackhead brother is let out of jail and burns the house down again
>friends parent's can't pay us what they owe anymore
>friend promises to pay me with half of his 20 acres of land he's set to inherit from his 97 year old grandpop
>land has ceder trees, running rivers, log cabins, a rebel radio station, and a hotel
>agree to this deal
>friend's grandfather dies
>he wills the land to the church of jehova's witnesses instead of his grandson because his grandson left the church

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>>133979434
>be rich
>spend your time shitposting on /pol/

>>133973685
you might be better off renting it out. depending what the other farmers around you are growing, you could get 4-10k a year. if the taxes are low and there's no other expenses you could make a few every year

>>133979194
>20k is too much
>let me fill it with houses

wat

You mean sell the land and get a chuck of the investment? You know what I would do with that cash? buy a better 50 acres

>>133979363
Corn farmers get good gov't subsidy.
or you can be "self sufficient" like >>133979193 growing something with zero nutritional value.

>>133979363
To feed your fat ass

I'd build a large house with a basement and secret sub-basement, start raising chickens and growing produce, then I'd try to find a good wife. A wife and kids on a farm would be peachy, but I am perfectly fine being the crotchety old man who lives alone on his farm and rarely has contact with anyone.

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>>133979508

>>133979150

Depends on the size of the operation and which crops you're farming.

>>133973685
Jokes on you all, My grandparents own 78 acres of farmland. Half of the land is fields, already plowed and currently growing animals and crops, the other is forrest. Also as an added bonus, a huge creek runs through the forrest, and abandoned mine shafts are located across the land. Looks like in 10+ years i'll be living on all of your guys dream land.

>>133973685
Sell it since I live on 96 arces of farm land

>>133979508
Lmfao

>>133973685

Depends on location. Keep as much as you can.

Can you make a living homesteading? Can you sell of parts to fund it? Can you make rentals or adventure activities?

The goal of a good chunk of us is a shot at making it away from society. 50 acres gives you a lifeline to do that. Don't waste it.

Land is one of the few things that has value through good times and bad. The bad are coming.

>>133979900
Jeez what a good joke, you sure got us there. I feel so pranked right now xD

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>>133973685
>all those summers being molested for this????

>>133973685
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /POL/ FAGGOT.

SAGE THIS THREAD> IT IS NOT POLITICS

SETH RICH . DEAD MAN SWITCH . 777 . INVISIBLE BISTROS . GOP MEMBERS COMMITTING SUICIDE RIGHT BEFORE CLINTON TRIAL

SAGE SAGE SAGE

>>133979508
holy shit

>>133973963
Then sell off to buy guns to fight kermf

>>133979623
>Zero Nutritional Value

uhm...ok. not true, but that's besides the point.

Mushrooms of certain varieties are not only marketable, but provide a 4 week turnover on such minimal investment, with great return. The "waste" also becomes compost, or worm food that makes better compost (and another array of farm products). The farm usually needs to focus on his soil before anything else. Mushrooms are a step in the right direction. So easy a monkey could do it, and cheap enough a wagecuck could afford to do it with about 2hrs work a week, effectively doubling his weekly earnings in a 4x4 space.

>>133973685

Cheer for a moment then have it seized by socialists who use my land to build places for refugees to live. Who then move to bigger areas since they're the new upperclass and it's too small for them.

If I actually got to keep it socialism aside... House, dog(s). German shephards. Maybe grow some stuff.

Could be fun desu if not -too- far away from civilization.

>>133980140
big if jews

>>133973685
Find an aspiring white Norwegian couple who are interested in farming, preferably ones that already have children and allow them to run it for a small fee for five years. If they are promising and they get more children then I sell it to them for cheap.

1 acre for a self sufficient homestead, rest for cash crops.

>>133973685
You foken shitting me right?
>20 hectare
pffff.
That's like 160 tonnes of grains.
mehh,
>OP, Your Uncle was poor.

>>133977004
Maybe this isn't a retarded opinion for your shitty little island, but in America farming is extremely lucrative right now. There is huge demand at trendy hipster groceries and restaurants for in season, locally grown food. Even if all of that dried up tomorrow, you can still make decent money with a small 5-10 acre farm.

Shit man, I know people who just raise a bunch of bees on a few acres and sell the wax and honey. They don't live like kings, but they are comfortably middle class.

I would start an opium farm and have a nigger plantation to keep them enslaved and addicted to it.

>>133973685
This will be very long in step by step order
>thank dead uncle via drinking champagne from mrs cleo's decapitated and boiled skull.
>I don't know a better method of contacting family spirits with gratitude.
> survey land and test soil for science fag data
>Buy heavy equipment and dig 20ac pond deep enough to support locally approved game fish.
>build underwater "cave" for long term storage while creating pond
>use dirt from massive digging project to create a hydro-electrical earth dam for power
> elevate home site upstream of the water flow path
> fuck dam break flooding
>25ac left for farming.
>Build underground "house" and "vault" to keep worldly items safe with everything set up.
>use land for prepping/hunting
>reach point in life I tell my boss to fuck off and retire on the land and wait to die.

>>133976286
What's the difference between niggers and sandniggers?

>>133980727
I've been posting in this thread a little bit, I run dozens of hives and contracted to manage lots of other peoples. Work with lots and lots of farmers also. I specifically tried not to get them excited about bees. You are correct, it can be *quite* lucrative, but most people don't have the patience or upfront for not only the equipment but for the lag period before you possibly see a return.

I love bees, love doing it, but the fact is most of the money is in equipment and education unless you are commercial with employees and you're going to need contacts and more than 50 acres to do that. Plus he has to hope his area has good forage and the farmer down the street isn't spraying all sorts of shit.

I would start farming anything other than bees unless you already have that passion. At least for his bread and butter. There are far more profitable ways with less time and investment of time, money, heart and soul.

>>133973685
Start farming?

>>133980981
>50 acres in Chicago

ROBERT

>>133980707
How much is a ton of grain in Lithuania?

>>133981179
BUT WHO IS ROBERT

>>133981158
I agree with you. But in terms of profit per square foot, bees are probably the most profitable thing right now (not counting meme shit like selling wild ginseng to chinamen).

You keep any solitary bees, or just honeybees?

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>>133981179
Soon brothers, soon.

>>133977213
But but muh sister's father's boss's daughter injected 100 mary-joe-annas and got the nigger diabeetus.

>>133980727

You dont know shit. It's true that there is a great market for locally grown food, but calling that "lucrative" is laughable. You must be what, 16 or 17 years old?

>>133973685
Sell it to McDonalds for $3.50.

>>133980140
It's fags like you that are the bane of /pol/

>>133973685
A poppy field to attract degenerates so I can hunt them through the poppies.

>>133980234
Btw what mushrooms are you talking about? Oyster?

>>133973685

my parents already gave me 300 acres so that extra 50 is just going to add more work.

>>133977004
There are Amish in America worth millions by selling organic produce and tables. You're retarded

>>133974236
>horns

female cattle grow horns too, fucking citynoob.

>>133973685
Honest answer: split off two, 5-acre lots and sell them to people you trust. Use cash to finance turning the restaurant into an off grid farm.
Dig a pond for fish and irrigation, two wellspring, a tractor or two. Plant and maintain a softwood grove and hardwood grove, build a barn, grow food and cannabis. Cut a nice motocross track out. Eat well, live well.

>>133981891
>Cut a nice motocross track out

kys faggot

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>>133978944
It depends on the variety. Mine are very large varieties which will be slower to come into bearing, but will ultimately grow to an enormous size and eventually bear hundreds of kg of fruit per tree.

In the meantime I'm planting hazelnut between my pear trees, and thinking of planting gooseberries between the apples, which will both fruit within 2 years or so.

There's an old saying here: you plant pears for your heirs.

>>133973685
First, consider the possible acquisitions I could have in its place if I were to sell it at its present market value and buy land elsewhere. I'll see what plans make sense when I've done that

That said, I do have something of a solitary bent... If I can make fifty acres of fertile rural land work for me, I may call "psychic profit" and build a homestead even if something else looked more by-the-numbers appealing. Just as long as the gap isn't too big.

>>133977004
If you're not about 10 years old you are retarded and arrogant, speaking on a subject of which you clearly have zero knowledge.

>>133973685
Sell it and invest in crypto currency.

>>133973685
Do you have any idea how small 50 acres actually is? Not much you can do but build a house. It's not farm land that's for sure.

>>133976688
That's a garden you have left over. Not a farm. 80 acres is pretty much the minimum to actually get a relevant return from all that work. Otherwise it's just throwing money away on equipment and repairs.

>>133980234

How does one start growing/farming mushrooms? Any books, or guides you would recommend?

>>133973685
Plant cotton to revive the good ol'days.

Private gun range

>>133977329
You...are from a city.

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>>133973685
Cotton.

>>133977514

>not realising upmarket pretentious restaurants will pay you rediculous money for "microgreens" and other shit you can convince them and in turn which they can convince their customers, is something special and rare and expensive

>>133973685
Take a European subvention to build houses for refugees and laundry half of the money, building everything apart from the structure from the cheapest materials possible (so that it may degrade, but not collapse and kill someone)

>>133979150

You're trying to explain this to a guy that thinks a chicken McNugget is a part of a bird.

You can definitely be self sufficient on 50 acres if you're clever and not afraid to work.

>>133981412
some farms/greenhouses can't do bees. You really just need to make the "hive" for them and in our area the rest works out. I do bees and chickens just started doing Muscovy ducks because they are the redpilled duck.

On paper, I would agree with what I assume your calculations are on profit/sq/ft. The figures look magic when you read about it but nobody tells you for many different reasons unless/until you luck out, keeping just 1 or 2 hives will rarely see "profit" Statistically you'll need a minimum of 5 all star hives at each location, and see the profit from only 2. You profit can be quite high, but it is an incredibly difficult process for most people to quickly and easily grasp (bc I have seen very few succeed) queen rearing, where the real money is.

Let's break it down, from my experience in my area(s) of operation. (east coast mid atlantic)


General recommendation is starting out with 2 or youll get frustrated and quit, and never see the power of a strong hive, statistically speaking.

$100-$300/ ready built hive/frames/various equipment. Per hive.
$100-$200 live bees and queen to stock said hive.

National average 60lbs/hive (pfft, that must be an average- and also after a typical 1.5 year build up of getting to that strength for most new beekeepers.)

@ $10/lb profit, on the very high end- hipster marketing campaign level of price points, that like 600 bucks.

>half your stock dies/disappears, randomly
>"Profit" becomes restocking budget

There are ways around it, but like i said it takes numerous hives, and usually a few years of them building resources aside from the keeper's learning curve to get there. Some areas of the country do better than others. It's quite random.

For $200, on the high end not scavenging or repurposing much----

-4x4 space
-Minimal building materials
-mushroom spawn to boot
-*Maybe* Rudimentary lighting
-couple bales straw
-4-5 weeks
-2-5 hours/week
-7-10lbs a week @ $7-$12/lb depending on market

>>133973685
Invite people to work

>>133973685

Lease it to a farmer and work for him for a short period to learn the ins and outs and make local connections, attend school for finance and political connections, start a local bank collateralized by crops and farm equipment, loan moneys to locals or outright purchase land, grow your empire and seed their daughters, secede.

>>133983430
(cont'd)

I'm not trying to be argumentative, I'm really passionate about bringing/fixing agriculture in our country. Over the last many years I've seen alot of people get started, blow their and their families' inheritance, savings, ruin their credit, and crush their souls. I just try to offer advice on what i've learned.

Add it to the 537 acres that I already have around the State. My Property Taxes are only $34,600 a Year and 50 acres would only increase that by 0.238%.

where I am from, 50 acres is a hobby farm lmao. You'd need at least 500 acres to make a living off the land.

>>133973685
raise niggers

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ctrl-f "nigger" 1of 9

lulz

>>133981975
Eat a dick, you middle class retard.

>>133973685
Build a special camp. You know. For undesirables. A final solution if you care to call it that.

>>133979150
Better yet put your land together, pay for the equipment proportionally to the part ones parcel consists of the whole, divide the work proportionally so that you divide the profit proportionally. Nobody will get upset, because people get to work as much as they would have worked on their own land, and the profit corresponds fully to the value each one is bringing. Furthermore, the efficiency is greatly increased, so everyone will get a bigger profit than they would if they remained separated.

>>133982418
>80 acres is pretty much the minimum to actually get a relevant return from all that work.

What do you think is a relevant return? 50k? 100k?

My parents have 2500 acres of farmland with some swamp and shit, I don't need your 50 acre cuck field.

>>133973685
Build a big house, marry an Aryan woman and have many babies that will go to fight in the future race wars.

>>133982538

I almost wish, because you could make quite a bit of money there with the right kind of network.

>>133973975

noice

maximize industrial output.

southpark turkey factory.mpg

>>133973685
Real life minecraft server, and abuse privileges by griefing your shitty builds.

>>133981734
Oysters are indeed the easiest and quickest to get started. With a wide range of species and developed strains, one should find no problem finding a mushroom for their environment, substrate, skill, budget, market, etc.

Other species provide higher returns, but more picky environmental conditions, and time factor.

Much of farming is a battle between costs and time. Hence why the byproducts of the mushroom farmer is the ideal choice to keep both to a minimal. Instead of buying compost and directly growing from it, you are effectively buying cheaper material in much greater quantity and quality (most compost comes from humanure, big secret, don't tell, that's why there's tampon cartridges and the like in it) then your having it at the very least paying for itself, if not profiting to sit on it for a month, then profiting further by reusing it as the organic matter for other crops you start to dabble in.

>>133982440
I enjoy Tradd Cotter's work, get his book or read parts of it online. Mycology is becoming a kind of big thing in the states over the last few years, there are a ton of resources even just on youtube.

As previously mentioned Oysters are a good start to grasp principles and ease/economy.

>>133977004
>tfw your family saves over $100 on vegetables per month

>>133977762
If set up properly. A lot goes into making the land ready for agriculture. All the gags in this thread think it is so easy.

>>133983430
Muscovy ducks are soviet tier. Do they even lay nice eggs?

Silver Appleyards and Miniature Silver Appleyards are the uber-duck breeds for egg laying and good behaviour.

>>133973685
Restore native habitat. Kill any humans who dare approach.

all those trees are lumber nigga.

scorched earth motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxJff3MgSA

>>133985799
In an acre without the highest technology but good low tech equipment how many bushels of tomstoes snd potatoes respectively would I recieve oer harvest and what is the harvest time of tomatos snd potatos?

Build a fence. Buy a Garand. Make a sign reading Get Off My Lawn!

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>>133973685
begin selling it bit by bit to cover the property tax

>>133985799
They do, though not in the quantity you want, probably. That's assuming your goal is egg. They are a red meat bird, depending on age and the ageing of the meat post harvest, it usually comes out like steak and is almost indistinguishable. Depending on said factors and others, it often comes out being described as veal, venison, steak or even ham.

In commercial animal lots (pigs, cows, whatever) 2 Muscovies can eat 80% of the insect population.

They are extremely detrimental to mosquito, tick, fly etc populations, even invasive fire ants, and can also turn useless, inedible greenery into some of the most nutritious, lean meat on the planet, more than capable of providing 90% of their own (food) inputs.

They can also more than 10fold their population at least once annually. Selling chicks of "off" varieties to other farmers/homesteaders, especially those that don't want to control insect populations with chemicals- is quite lucrative, with almost zero input.

Remember, less input, less time= more profitability and likelyhood you'll quit after loosing your ass.

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>>133973685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zndgoac6R3o

>>133977004
Look here achemed, just because you can grow shit on the god for saken land you're losing, doesn't mean that we can't in America. Who even said they want to sell it. Not spending money is just as valuable as making some money.

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>>133985195
Thanks friendo.

>>133986180
wew lad, ask me about apples and other cold climate fruit trees.

My soil is too heavy to easily harvest root crops and it's too cold here to get good tomato crops without poly-tunnels.

I don't think you will get much benefit from potatoes on an acre plot. That sort of thing is more suited to mega producers with economies of scale. Look for crops you can value add and sell at a premium.

>>133973685
Because I'm poor as fuck . Sell

>>133973685
I'm set to inherit around 30 acres at the moment
I'm hoping my grandma will hold on long enough for me to have the funds to buy up a few more sections from my out of state cousins
I just know those fags will sell their sections as soon as they can

have you looked into the benefits of storing radioactive waste.

>>133974236
the presence or absence of horns is by cattle breed, not sex.

>>133973685
Build a casino.

>>133973685
Well first I'd move my Uncle's body somewhere else.

>>133978277
The Three Letter Agency will shoot your for much less than that.

>>133973685
I've played enough harvest moon to know where this is going...

>>133986180
On an acre?
Youd have enough to eat on and maybe a few extras to give away to friends and family

>>133981087
Niggers are bad because of genetics & evolution.
Sandniggers are bad because of religion and culture.

>>133986492
So basically faster breeding geese with shorter necks?

>>133987983
How many pounds of potatoes could be grown per acre?

>>133973685
vegan animal sanctuary
white community
ideally a combination of both

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I love these threads.

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Sell it and buy 5 arces and pocket the change.

>>133988288
Pretty much, they don't even dwell in the water much, especially compared to ducks. They also roost in trees like turkey. Really interesting birds.

Grow black walnut and mushrooms if it's in a good biome

>>133973685
>1 post by this ID
sage

>>133986180

Go to youtube and look up urban farmers to get answers to questions like that. I know there's a leaf that calls himself the Urban Farmer on youtube and he pulls in 100k on 1/3 of an acre, but I don't know about him growing potatoes. Mostly stuff like sunflowers and kale. There's also a guy in New York with a 1.5 acre farm pulling in 350k, again I don't know about potatoes but he has a couple kinds of tomatoes in greenhouses. Neversink farm, or something like that. Both of those are profits after running their farms for 5+ years, but I vaguely remember the leaf started with an investment of something like 7k and turned it into 20k his first year, then doubled it the next.

>>133973685
Start with finding a home site location. What's a flood plain, what ain't. Where can you dig wells for water for house vs livestock well should you get some pigs/cattle one day.

Subsistence farming will be the norm again one day and our food/water supplies are becoming more untrustworthy by the day. Get some good used machinery and stock up on fuel/oil.

Just start/finish one project at a time. By the time you are too old, your grandchildren will have a place to escape to when shit really hits the fan.

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>best answer

>>133978753
My god how have i never heard of these

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>>133989833
START A PERMACULTURE FARM

>>133973685

Start a circus

>>133973685
>not one mention of kekistan?
huh

>>133973685
>You have 50 acres of farmland left to you by a dead Uncle, what does /pol/ do with it?

The only rational thing to do is built a survivalist's compound and secure your perimeter.

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>>133975948
This.

I'd sell it, I'm not a farmer. Farmland should be sold to farmers.

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After a survey and having the soil tested, I may consider an orchard.

>>133973685
/pol/-nation - use BTC, gold and silver to have real value and become the new Singapore

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>>133973685
create a Waco-style compound for me and any other 4chan autist who wants to hide from the outside world. We would discuss our loathing of normies and only leave to get necessities and abduct women.

>>133984244

At 50 acres it's still just a hobby concentration camp.

>>133973685
50 acres it's pretty nice. Organic farming, poultry so you have eggs and they eat the worms in the orchard. Cheese maybe. That's a lot of work tho

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>>133976960
>>133977257

>playing to much minecraft
>believing real life farming/building is easy and doesn't take help of co-workers, expensive farming machines etc.
>believing you can build your own house without spending lots of money
>believing you can raise farm animals without paying a lot of money for animal doctors, animal food etc.

sell it and use the money to buy vintage video games and anime

>>133973685
Farm and stay away from kike manufactured "food". Sell the products locally.

>>133973685
Same thing I did when I bought my own farm.

Farm it.

>>133982173

Depends on what it is and what you do with it. Few people in the UK market gardening vegetables on several acres and doing a decent turn over direct. Egg farms fit in under 10 acres too.

You could make a fat chunk of money raising beef on 50 acres of grass every year if it was paid off, fenced and you moved your electric fencing and water each day.

Grow good grass for grazing here. Shame about the time we started feeding them brains.

>>133977004
That must suck being a britbong. I run a 5 acre farm and pull in 6 figures. 4 acres are veggies and 1 acre is full of green houses for seasonal mushrooms. Literally best job ever. God dam I love being american.

>>133978911
This

>>133986794
Is there a mod to get rid of Demetrius and his daughter? Seriously, half the reason I went down the Sebastian route is to save him from that broken household.

>>133973685
Marry Haley and throw Penny in the Sewer

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>>133996853
What species of fungi? I make a good chunk each spring just hunting morels and matsutake in the fall. I enjoy fungi

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>>133973685
I may have this exact scenario in a few dozen years.

two words: Kek Sanctuary

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>>133973685
I keep it. First of all I do a survey on the land to see what it is worth. What is under it? Anything precious? Any treasure? Any water? Is it good soil?

If so, then I would plan in accordance to its maximum utility, whilst also keeping its beauty and substance. I will, if there is a house on it, move onto the land. I will plan according to my means.

>>133997236
I grow 10 different strains at certain times during the year. Right now I got Lions mane and blue oysters fruiting.
Those mushies look tasty:')

>>133988240

Also centuries of inbreeding for the sandniggers.

>>133973685
Grow food or other cash crops and sell them...

>secede
>grab a mining pick and hammer furiously to dislodge it
>airlift an icebreaker to make a channel you can escape in
>paddle out to sea

>>133996046
Start a 4chan militia training compound.

>>133973685
Reenactment of Btooom!

>>133978755
>South Africa
And they don't get killed by bush savages? I always imagined south africa to be like the movie Mad Max

>>133973685
sell it off for real estate development and live comfortable the rest of my days

>>133973685
If it's got sugar maple do vacuum sap extraction, grow saffron between the trees, maybe dairy making high end cheese

>>133977004
Actually organic farms are all the rage right now.

Besides that you can farm mushrooms and make bank or grow the herbal Jew and become rich quickly

>>133973685
Log cabin to start with then building an off grid house live out my days away from degenerates

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>>133977004
dumb britbong poster you just grow more obscure things to sell to hipsters at farmers markets

UNDERGROUND

HIDDEN

DOOMSDAY

SHELTER

>>133977980
are you shitting? do they allow outsiders to own property with all the get out refugees shit?

>>133973685

Build a military compound, form a cult version of Christianity and then die fighting ATF in a standoff while they later blow the compound up with a tank

>>133978753
that sounds tasty

>>133977762
*200 families

>>133973685
Concentration camp

>>133997425
Nice! Hericium is one of my favorites. Grew blue and pink oysters for a few years but started having allergies to the spores. Congrats on the fungi farming, im a bit envious.

it's time to start preppin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpQPUpY8UO8

>>133973685
Build a house and a couple barns, start growing enough veggies to feed spouse and kids. Plant a few fruit trees. Get a cow for fresh hormone free milk and some chickens for fresh eggs. Sheep to make yarn, to make some of our clothes with. Maybe a couple other animals for meat, on top of deer hunting. Also set up a shooting range away from the house. Of course get a well for water and perhaps solar panels for electricity, not sure how well those work though. Haven't done the research. With all that I figure I'd be mostly self sufficient except for paying the property tax jew and other luxuries.
I will be lucky enough to inherit several hundred acres of farmland from my dad after he dies, perhaps this dream will be a reality someday.

>>133979496
Most people develop a taste aversion after eating multiple pawpaw fruits in a short time and get physically sick of them.

>>133998899
THOSE DIGITS.

>>133979363
potatoes are never wrong, although im biased

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Go read some books and learn how
to farm. Educate yourself. Possibilities are endless. It will be a lot of work so you better love what you are doing.

Or... just go to market and purchase some niggers.

>>133999015
>Sheep to make yarn, to make some of our clothes with
My mom does that shit for a hobby, it is extremely labor intensive. Takes forever to make any little thing by hand. A neighbor keeps sheep, and they're a hell of a lot of work on their own as well.

>>133981891
This and add some goats and chickens and a big ass garden with a bee hive.

>>133996065
a crematorium he meant, they are usually located outside cities, around here at least

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>>133973685
Build the /Pol/ embassy and with help of all of you faggots make our own micro-nation.

>>133998760
Or 2 American Families

>>133973685

I inherited around 100 acres last year; it has two houses and we're leasing one. We moved here last October; our house in the city sold in April which freed up cash. Our kids hated it at first and we're still a bit overwhelmed with what to do with it all.
We have pastures and woods; we talked with neighbor farmers to get an idea what to do.
Mostly people just grow hay; a few cattle farms.
OP's pic looks very much like here.

>>134000495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZdmFBtTItQ

talk about the wrong stuff.

>>133999015
Screw having sheep, get goats instead, they eat everything so they will keep the weeds/grass down (make sure the garden area is fenced off really well) and you can get milk from them a eat them.

>>133997515
That can be fixed right?

>>133998559
Nope.

>>133996046
Sign me up

>>133973685
Get a house on it with a well and get like 6 puppys.
perfectly train bad ass dogs and you go run with them and
train yourself to get fit af and have a squad of dogs

>>133973685
If my Uncle dies I'm gonna get a lot more than 50 Acres of farmland, he is loaded and only has a 7 year old daughter.

>>133973685
Set up a concentration camp for the niggers and kikes

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i'm gonna need twelve gazelles our i'm not gonna feel like i'm not being all i could be. like transformers.

>>133984429
your parents, not you land fag.

>>133998972
I always wear a filter mask while in a fruiting green room. Did you try that? All those spores and CO2 isn't good for the lungs.

>>134003012
- one not

>>133973685
Put all my resources to building a home myself and starting a self sustained traditional family living off the grid. Pure heaven.

>>133973685
if I have money build a small barn and a small trailer so I can have steady income. also build a badass dirt bike track

Sell ten acres to raise capital; buy 20 yurts and set each up on its own acre; rent them out to wannabe natural earthers and/or yuppies; live on the remaining 20 acres and live off the fatta the land.

>>133973685
Auschwitz 2.

>>133999968

Nah, knowing this board the concentration camp suggestion is serious.

>>133998696
Iis the name Templar Trademark?

>>133979508
Top tier story.

>>134001317

No. Will take generations to undo even with full genetic profiling and following a breeding program to the letter.

Their culture emphasized inbreeding as a way to keep property and money in the family and tribe, unless that can be undone there's no hope for them.

>>134004643

Have a small garden and sell veggies to them as a kind of hippie bed & breakfast.

build a small self sustaining vegan village. sell stuff that got overproduced. expand the land ...

>>133977980
what are the yearly taxes like?

>>134000584
plant somethig that will grow itself if you are lazy later on figure out how to actually work it properly

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>>133973685
Plant wheat fields and bleach Laura southern