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ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS Y'ALL
TIME FOR THE TRUMP FAMILY RAP
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE, ELECTED FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONEY RAP
HUH!
DT! DONALD TRUMP!
HE'S OUR PRESIDENT TRUMP
YOU KNOW HIS NAME
HE'S THE WINNER
OF EVERY GAME
HIS POWERFUL TWITTER
CAN MAKE KNOWN THE DIRT
IF HE HITS YA
IT'S GONNA HURT
BUILD A WALL AND THEN NUKE IRAN
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE TRUMP CLAN
DT! DONALD TRUMP!
DT! DONALD TRUMP 8 YEARS!
THIS TRUMP'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP DUDES
HIS FIDGET SPINNER
HELPS REGULATE HIS MOOD
HE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE
HE LIKES BIG TITS
AND ANIME
IF YOU CHOOSE HIM,
YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
HE'S THE CYBER HACKER
WHO STILL NEEDS HIS MOM
HUH!
DT! DONALD TRUMP!
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS TRUMP HAS
AN UGLY FACE
HE CAN TALK FAST
LIKE A WEIRDO
LOOKS LIKE BATEMAN
FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO
HE'S CHILDLESS
AND MARRIED TO A JEW
THIS BARGAIN TRUMP
WANTS DAD TO APPROVE
HUH!
DT! DONALD TRUMP!
DT! DONALD TRUMP 8 YEARS!
SHE'S BACK AGAIN
AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME
SHE'S BECOME A JEW
SHE CAN SELL OUT DRESSES
BY SHOWING OFF HER RUMP
WITH HER HUSBAND JARED
SHE'S ONE TOUGH TRUMP
SHE'LL MAKE YOU SMILE
AS SHE LIGHTS UP A ROOM
BUT BANNON BEWARE
BECAUSE SHE'S AFTER YOU!
HUH!
DT! DONALD TRUMP!
HUH!
FINALLY,
HE'S HERE FOR YOU
IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE TRUMP FAMILY CREW
THIS TRUMP'S SO FUCKED
IT ISN'T FUNNY
BUT HE'S A GOOD BOY
ACCORDING TO DADDY
CAN GIVE A SPEECH
WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES COLLUDING WITH RUSSIANS
SEEM LIKE SUCH A BREEZE
HE MAY BE STUPID
OR HE MAY BE HIGH
BUT THIS TRUMP'S
ONE HELL OF A GUY
HUH!
C'MON CROOKED! TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
>>133833438
What a cuck.
This is the best post in this thread
Kill yourself
Someone vocaroo it
Everyone's being a little nasty here, OP, it clearly
needs a bit of work, but you had an idea, it just
didn't come out well on paper.
You need to remember that whatever tune which
originally you were writing too needs to be
unobscure. I'm assuming it was the pokerap,
really it's been too long since I've heard it.
Lots of people try to make these sort of threads;
i've done it, that's part of the 4chan culture is if you
feel like you've got a good idea go for it.
especially if you read the first letter of each line
>>133834356
>I'm assuming it was the Pokerap
>>133834356
It's the intro rap from DK 64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM