Goodbye, /pol/

>>133713990

Were you high or drunk when it happened?

Need more details

Oh man, knew a person who just SURVIVED one of those recently... same cant be said for most of the other passengers.

see you space cowboy

>>133713990
Have one last fap before you go.

If you killed a person because you were negligent with heavy machinery you should probably do some time to learn from your mistake buddy. Maybe try never driving a car again. Make sure to behave and see you in three years.

>>133713990
okay I'll start the letter
DEAR OP

ur

>>133714321
You are

Bummer dude, what state are you in?

>>133714080
Was not drunk but had a small buzz from weed. I didn't see the homeless dude wandering in the road. I feel really bad about it, but the level of marijuana in my system was absolutely minuscule.

>>133714348
If you are american, I presume.

>>133714338
going

>>133713990
Link to the local news story?

>>133714370
you deserve 10

Weird question OP but do you have a broken eye socket?

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On the bright side, You'll be out in time to catch the next election cycle.

While you're in prison, you can prepare for the racewar. Get jacked, network and organize with your fellow whites in prison.

Good luck anon. Godspeed.

Jew here....you had a bad lawyer

I would have sued the homeless guy's family for damage to your car and then the city for allowing homeless people to wander around

>>133714432
>>133714432
I was picked up by State Patrol in Colorado, but they never took my mugshot or followed up with the local newspaper. I feel like this is all bullshit and feel bad and want to get it over with, but at the same time I feel like the system is screwing me over for some homeless migrant wandering drunk/high as fuck at 3 am.

>>133714466
he just killed a bum. he was doing society a favor.

>>133713990
>Would it be wrong to ask you to write me letters whilest I'm locked up???
Yes. You will be beaten mercilessly for doing gay shit like that in jail. Don't avoid eye contact, don't encourage it. You will be all right anon as long as you never talk anime.

>>133714570
How can I write you letters homie? Lmao the captcha is cars

>>133713990
an oldfag wouldn't be a flaggot tho

>>133714370
>had a small buzz from weed
Serves you right fag.
Enjoy prison.

>>133713990
farewell, anon.

That sucks, anon. I hope it works it the best way it can. You seem honorable for taking responsibility.

>>133714697
>Not talking about anime in jail
What are you, gay?

>>133714615
I'm really scared. I don't want to go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass jail. I only pled guilty so I could go to some local facility with all the crack heads and hs dropouts. I really feed screwed over by the system.

I appreciate your favor!

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>>133713990
either way tell me how to write you and i will and i will often

>>133713990
How the fuck can we write you letters? Well need name and address.

If they don't pre check mail I would send you lewd anime babes

>>133714370
Weed is harmle-

>>133714615
do you think jack the ripper was doing society a favor? Gary Ridgway? If the answer is yes you're out of touch with society and humanity.

>>133714792
3 years in a jail doesn't make sense tho

1 year + is generally done in prison

>>133714339
A degenerate pot head

>>133714615
>bum
*bumb

>>133714792
Should've plead not guilty, if the bum was truly in the middle of the road then you were not at fault, did you hit him and stop and pull over or run and they found you?

>>133714802
In before OP fucks up twice in a row and doxxes themselves on Pol

>>133714570
Keep your head down, don't get involved in any shit that doesn't concern you, but also if someone starts shit you have to fight immediately otherwise you will signal out as a bitch.
When you are in jail/prison they will just throw you in solitary for a while for fighting, it will suck, but this is better than showing weakness. Even if you have the shit beaten out of you, you will be pretty much left alone after the first few times as long as you fight back.

>>133714851
Lawyer told me that in Colorado the worst case scenario I could expect is 10 years for first offense at my age (31) without a prior conviction. It could possibility go up to 20 but, I'm not a nigger and am not worried about it going that far.

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just as i thought a flaggot spewing shit from its mouth


you dont do 3 years "locally", no address or even region stated, pleas to sympathy but noting provided but a bit of back story by a flaggot

yay

>>133714339
a faggot, but

>>133714786
kek

>>133714370
Fuck you and your weed,degenerate scum.

it's a chance to read a lot. become expert in something you are passionate about or read spiritual/self-improvement books and do lots of meditation.

>>133714899
I stopped after hitting him. Did CPR. Even pressed my lips against his a few times, called the police, and prayed that I'd get a second chance. I had a licensed conceal carry in the car and the police really didn't like the picture.

>>133714948
>Or....
reverse psychology and be so aggressively gay that no one will want to be around you. i mean like really gay it up, get in their faces about it. I'm sure you will be fine.

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>>133713990
Use your time in prison for good, OP.
Get swol or smart or enlightened or something but stay away from tattoos cause that shit's gay.
Fun facts you can tell your new prison buddies:
>22% of the worlds prison population is in America
>1 in 14 Americans are incarcerated.

>>133714370
>he says with a rebel flag
FUCK

>>133714370

>stoner scum

Fuck you. Jamal's gonna split that ass open.

>>133714948
We don't have many muslims in jail on this side of the pond. It's a whole different thing here. I know in the UK muslims rule the jails. Different here though, for now anyways.

>>133714370
Why did you plead guilty? A small amount of weed in your system shouldn't matter, right? Don't you have to be high? You could have smoked it 3 weeks ago and still had it in your system.

I know it doesn't help op but it sounds like you're being shysted. What was the homeless person doing in the road was he crossing or wandering or laying

hey guys, flaggot here

i just wanna say in the last four, precious hours i have left im going to sit here and make a plea but never give you the details youd need to actually fulfill my request

something, something Colorado

> I don't want to go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass jail. I only pled guilty so I could go to some local facility

Doesn't make sense, it's not a federal crime and you don't get to choose what prison you get to go to. What am I missing here. Give details for letters or fuck off Sweetie

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>>133714370

>homeless guy wandering in the street

Yep, he deserved it. I'm sorry brother, peace be with you.

>>133715068
Literally the worst plan I have ever heard if you don't want to be raped or beaten to death.

>>133713990

At least you have an excuse to suck dick now, OP.

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>>133714370
DUI = You deserve get raped to death

Bye!

>>133714792
Feels like there's details not being given. I don't see how vehicular manslaughter is classified as a federal crime. Small town? Jail full? Asshole judge? How did this get to a federal court?

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>>133713990
>>133714370
Harsh but you deserve it.

DUI is never EVER excusable outside of a complete emergency.

8th judicial district? are you going to cañon? colorado is full of real criminals youll probably get probation com corr./ home detention

>>133715135
I had THC in my blood stream. That's different from having THC in your urine.

>>133714615
>he just killed a bum. he was doing society a favor.
Sociopath. A lot of bums are white men who made the mistake of getting married in the (((current year))).

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>>133714370
damn sounds like a shitty situation all around, sorry to hear it

we'll be here when you get out. The ride never ends my friend

>>133715050
are you fucking stupid? you shouldve kept on driving. you wouldve gotten away with it.

>>133715135
nah Colorado tests blood and THC-COOH is excreted within 4 hours.

>>133715068

This.

Walk in the shower with 10 soaps and start throwing them at your feet while yelling to attract attention.

Id kill myself before i went to prison

Youre either braver or stupider than me if you haven't already fashioned the noose

>>133714974
Why would you plead guilty without a plea bargain? You should have a better idea of what could be your sentence. Who signs a plea bargain for "anywhere from 3 - 20 years"? Also, why would you be scared of going to federal prison? You should know that is not an option.
>>133714792

thats bullshit
a drunk guy (inb4 muslim or jew, no dumbfucks, hes white) ran over and killed 2 people in nederlands and got away
you mustve ran over him on purpose

>>133715050
yep, you fucked up with your lawyer choice. you may have fucked up when you didn't just keep going and drink yourself to sleep about the fact that he killed himself and not you. However plainly, if it were me I would've stopped as well, because terror would grip me and I would weakly succumb. You didn't get fucked over by the system, you didn't speak up loudly enough, or you didn't have a lawyer who could speak up loudly enough. you went with the flow, and the flow of the system is often to just fuck you over. I know it was scary as shit, but you should've went to court. (even go as far as to take matters into your own hands on getting the bloodwork of the bum and presenting it in court as he would certainly be impaired) I just think you rolled over and took it because you're probably a good person, and believed that there were also good people who would see that you did a good thing (stopping to give CPR, pleading guilty)

>>133715315

Why? It's mostly just boredom unless you have really bad luck and get used as a fucktoy, isn't it?

>>133714370
>weedtard logic
Makes me kek every time. They are so self-unaware it's never not funny.

You really should have just drove home.

>>133714792
why is prison rape such a big problem ib US prisons? Why are Americans so gay?

>>133715050
Here in California in 2010 I hit a bum in the street, killed the fucker instantly.

The cops asked me if I had pulled over or left te scene I told them I pulled over immediately.

I never got one day in jail.

I don't know wtf happen to you OP I call bullshit or I think you were drunk

>>133713990
blame trump and get off in a year

>>133715408
it's not. prison is boring as fuck.

>>133715129
This information is probably valuable regardless of where you are locked up. The worst thing you can do is go in acting like you own the place, as this will signal to any of the gangs that you could be a problem and might interrupt their activities, and will at the very least earn you a beat down, but if someone calls you a punk bitch you sure as hell better be ready to fight that second as if you don't you will have years of people beating you, robbing you, and probably worse pretty much every day.

>>133715305
>This guy gets it
I mean who rapes someone yelling at people "RAPE ME RIGHT NOW!" im pretty sure this plan is fool proof

>>133715408
Prison rape is usually black on white. Blacks always blame whites for their being in prison.

>>133715274
I'd be happy to write you a few letters anon but you'll have to sack up and give your name and what prison you'll be in

>>133715351
>I just think you rolled over and took it because you're probably a good person,
I agree with this. people need to realize that the justice system is not their friend, and the authorities will fuck you over if you let them.

also, there's nothing wrong with pleading innocent if you have the slightest chance of an excuse or lowering the charge.

>>133714370
DUI "negligible" vehicular homicide faggots deserve the chair no matter what drug you're using.
I don't care if you smoke weed or drink or do hard drugs. The second you take the wheel under the influence is when you deserve to die.

>>133714563
Yes, why was the other dude even on the road? What is the police doing? People can't drive in peace these days

>>133715068
>>133715305

just say you're in jail because you didn't know not telling your sexual partners you had AIDS was a crime..... your GAY sexual partners

>>133715409
Do you ever feel a bit bad for taking a life? No matter how wasted it might've been

>>133715278
How many, exactly?

>>133715370

>Constant threat of violence
>Constant threat of rape
>Living amongnst the very lowest levels of humanity

I'm not like them

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>>133715370
American jails aren't like European jails, fuck boy

might be ok, but also might be rough

>>133715498
For real. You were the only one at the scene. Just say he jumped out around a corner at the last second and you couldn't stop in time. Why the fuck would you be honest when you're the only one that pays for it?

>>133715558
Hey man, AIDS isnt something to joke about.
rape and dropping soap is fine but this is an AIDS free zone here.

>>133713990
Never plead guilty. Then again, in La VH is a drink driving crime so if that's what it is that's a tough one to get out of. File a writ of habeas corpus asap

>>133715626

>Living amongnst the very lowest levels of humanity

Well at least you've had /pol/ for practise.

I don't think rape is that much of a concern in jail for most men.

>>133713990
>at the very start
>/pol
uh-huh, sweetie

>>133715242
>>133715214
Spotted the teenagers

>>133715588
Yes and I was scared about going to jail while they were investigating. But now I feel cool about it.

>>133715673
because people are naive and think they'll be rewarded for being upfront and honest. but it doesn't work that way.

>Would it be wrong to ask you to write me letters whilest I'm locked up???

Not at all, I'll print out /pol/ and send them to you.

>>133715794
Yes I guess I would too. To be able to say I killed some bum fuck and got away with it

I don't believe I'd get off so easy in Texas

>>133713990
Takagi-san just got an anime confirmed for 2018 also.


Should have kept driving if there wasn't anyone around or plead not guilty.

>>133715794
I commemorate you for taking responsibility for what you did. I'm not entirely sure I would in your situation, though I'd like to think I would. Give us a mail address, idiot. I will actually write you letters.

>>133714370
Homeless ppl are the same color than the roads, no wonder you didn't see the guy

>>133713990
I wish I could leave /pol/, this shit is addictive

>>133713990
meh, I did a few years in prison anon. It flies by quick. It's not like the movies, and this was back in the late 90's. It's even easier now Im sure with all the liberals victimizing everything.

Just get in as many classes of any kind as you can so you get to see other shit besides the dayroom and your cell. Never get comfortable with people like bullshitting with them and laughing and say some stupid shit because people turn on people quickly and its not like you can just avoid people. Your stuck next to them regardless. Mind your own business. Don't worry about shit other people are talking about. Don't feel the need to fall in with any gangs or people. They might try to tell you its a necessity but thats bullshit. Run by yourself.

Get a job in the kitchen. Find some way not to have to work in the fields which sucks ass. Kitchen is awesome. Find a hustle like drawing or some shit or selling kitchen spices so you can trade for commissary food.

Never back down if you have to fight. In there it doesnt matter if you win, lose, or draw. Only matters that you fought for yourself. Even a big nigger who tried to tell me I was gonna pay rent saw I was going to fight. He played it all the way down to right b4 fisticuffs and then was like "Whats your name man? You alright" They try to sell it like that so you pay them commissary without even having to fight you. Way I always did it in my mind was no matter what happened or how bad I got my ass whooped, in one month everything would be cool again.

Time will fly. Just remember all this shit I'm telling you. It works. Read a shitload and educate yourself while your there on everything from stocks to economy and business.

>>133715656
american jails are fine when the dems are in charge
the kill count and violence usually spikes when GOP is in power
pretty fucking shitty time to go to prison btw OP

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Look at the bright side .You wont have to pay rent . And in 5 years the wall will be completed and most the illegals will be deported wen you get out..

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>>133713990
A couple of you are acting like fucking faggots, but I appreciate that. I know you'll give the blacks a harder time. Harder then the bbc up my ass amirite?

I want you to know that I've really appreciated being part of this community and I feel like this experience will make me a better man. Maybe when I get out of prision I'll be able to score all those bad boy points and score a wife and make a family.

I hope you pray for me. But I don't care if you don't.

>>133715814
I have a funny annectdote that's vaugely related

One time I was driving on the highway, and I changed lanes without looking, and there was a driver in the lane that I was changing into, he was a fat white flamboyantly gay guy, and totaled his car by driving it into the side rail in a spectacular over-reaction (my car didn't even touch his, I noticed and didn't change in time) I reluctantly pulled over, to see if he was okay, to face the music.

Another guy also pulled over to see if he was okay (his car was fairly fucked) and this other guy turns to me and says
"Did you see that asshole just drive off??"
like I wasn't the asshole, but someone else hit and ran, so I stood there and corroborated that story and never got a ticket, I talked to the dude who's car got totalled right to his face, he thought I was a concerend onlooker.

Basically I did the right thing, and then realized that the 'wrong thing' was definately the correct answer, I'm glad that my learning experience was just making some faggot deal with insurance, instead of taking a life. I really battled with pulling over or not.

>>133714348
id imagine an awful state.
You could not be too happy knowing that you could be going to prison for three years.

>>133716013
I'll start the prayer for OP
DEAR GOD

>>133715995
Where'd you serve?

Dude, how can we write you?

>>133716041
that's definitely related. interesting story

>>133713990
want books?

They can take blood tests without permission?

OP I'd write you a letter and if you wrote back and it was engaging I'd write you another (etc). Tell us where you're being locked up and your name,

>>133716148
In Texas

>>133716013
I honestly love all the /pol/lacks who were here since before Trump. You guys are the only friends I have. Reading your OP made me sad and I've been hoping it's just a troll. You'll be fine. I've been to jail before for 9 months. After a few weeks you get used to it and time goes quick.

>>133716229
He either consented to it when they asked or had a warrant. There's a lot more information the OP isn't giving us about what really happened.

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>>133714370
Goodbye forever, retard.

>>133715995
This guy gets it, probably the best advice here.

>>133713990
Whenever I see Takagi-san's exposed belly, it makes me want to commit a crime.

>>133715992
This. There should be a merit-based punishment in this case, like the homeless guy obviously wasn't doing anything good for society so it's not as big a deal if he died. You should've run OP. Little backyard bodywork, a discreet trip to the junkyard for another hood, good to go.

>>133714370
Fuck you. Burn in hell, degenerate.

>>133714370
and everyone takes the bait in 3 2 ... fuck I'm way too late

>>133716013
Do you know how to meditate?

>>133716271
Or they straight up smelled it on him.

>>133713990
who did you kill?? what was their gender and age.

>>133713990
Prove it. Post documents.

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>>133713990
btw, after I get my penalty I have 48 hours to get my life together before I start serving my sentence. I'll post on Saturday at midnight-ish where you all can send me letters. It will probably be somewhere in southern Colorado but I might serve some time in Metro-Denver for drug rehab for the marijuana according to my jew lawyer.

>>133715409
I had a philosophy professor who was a semibum many years ago when he lived in Arizona. He was walking down the road late at night once. He was hit, and the driver never slowed down. The professor said the driver was drunk. The driver called his jew lawyer ASAP and the lawyer told him to call the cops and report he had struck a pheasant on the road. This was in the 70s before DNA. He then got his car repaired and repainted as soon as he could. By the time my professor was cognizant enough to figure out he needed to go after who hit him, it was all too late. He wound up being crippled with a fucked up hip and a limp for the rest of his life. The alleged drunk driver got away with it.

>>133716271
If he didn't plead not guilty and argue mapp v. Ohio exclusionary rule, that evidence would be illegal and since its the most critical of evidence it'd probably trash the whole thing.

>>133715180
What's that image?

>>133716362
There is assumed consent. If I didn't give a sample it'd be assumed worst-case scenario for me. The cop even said I could not consult with an attourney and I was required to give a sample. They drove me directly to a hospital and an RN took a blood sample.

>>133716316
>not valuing human life
go away fascist communist

>>133714370
Since when is killing homeless illegal?

>>133713990
I feel bad for you and the homeless guy. I live in Colorado Springs and the homeless problem is incredibly bad for such a small city. They're always drugged out wondering in the middle of the road. Stay strong man, you will probably only serve a year

>>133716499
>Believing cops who are not lawyers about the law.
>But you actually did that shit and killed someone because of it.
I have zero sympathy for you.

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>>133715100
I recognize that traps face.

>>133716362
Do they have on-sight blood test kits? Either way the OP is still lying. He would have had to have been smoking in his car shortly before or after hitting the guy to have a stench that strong.

>>133716499
That's sound like the cop bullshitted you. Cops can, and do lie.

>>133716577
Some stations can take samples and they have a night judge that will sign off on warrants for taking samples.

>>133716499
if you wanna get away with driving while high you should probably stop hitting people
you sound like a terrible criminal

>>133716499
That's coerced evidence and a violation of Miranda rights, if you've not plead guilty don't and argue the case but don't appeal to jury because jury sentence =/= full sentence and take the hit but take it to appellation courts while in the slammer with your new boyfriend tyreese, there's and fire your kike lawyer whom I assume is state afforded.

>>133716421
If you plan ahead, you could let us know what the thread title will be, and anyone who misses it could then find it in the archive.

>>133716440
so how does he know about the pheasant thing and track the guy down?

>>133714370
You deserve the chair for your drug-fueled rampage.

>>133716499
You have the fifth amendment. If you exercised your right to it they couldn't have got shit from you. It'd be "assumed worst-case scenario" would have to be proven in court. Without evidence... They'd only be able state you refused to cooperate and exercised your fifth amendment right. You fucked up son.

>>133716499
>The cop even said I could not consult with an attourney and I was required to give a sample.
And you fucking believed him? I guess we see why jails are filled with retards now.

>>133716499
Any particular reason you like to shitpost about Islam and claiming it's going to save the white race?

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>>133716577
Why does everyone assume I am lying? I already admitted to being under the influence of marijuana. I highly doubt that had any influence of my driving skills, tho. I actually feel like a better driver because I was paranoid as fuck.

Fuck you for not believing me in my worst hour. I understand it; but I don't give a fuck.

>>133716701
Please respond to this op, I would like to send a letter. I could even send soft core porn, that shit sells pretty well in jails

If you have skills like makeshifting things together or tattooing, you can use that.

>>133716499
You fuck-up Anon when you called the police.
>Vehicular Homicide: Causing another person’s death through reckless driving. Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs and causing someone’s death is a “strict liability” crime, meaning no intent to harm or state of mind is required. This is typically a Class 4 Felony (for driving recklessly), but is increased to a Class 3 Felony when alcohol or drugs are involved.

http://statelaws.findlaw.com/colorado-law/colorado-manslaughter-laws.html

Colorado Manslaughter laws are very harsh.

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>>133716421
I'm so sorry man, for the whole shitty situation. I'll send you a letter man. Stay strong

>>133716734
Only one accident on that road that night. The guy's truck matched what the professor saw of it.

>>133716924
Don't bother. He's a shitposter.

https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/wB5DCPc2Itu9ZPtQSkmeBQ/

>>133716794
They denied your right to an attorney and therefore violated fifth amendment clause and obtained information via coercion illegally, that falls under Miranda v. Arizona.

>>133716794
I assume you're lying because I assume you're pulling some sort of internet ruse where the whole story is actually fake

whether it's fake or real, you should feel like complete moron

>>133714370
>afterinjecting1marajuana.pdf

>>133713990
time to start stretching your anus anon

>>133716936

so if he didnt report the pheasant lie he would have never been caught

>>133716825
TFW this is the start of the /pol/ prison gang

>>133716825
I'll make a new post tomorrow at midnight titled "Marijuana Manslaughter" where you can send me letters. I'll even use my real name and prison address since, who gives a fuck anymore.

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>>133714370
GOT EM

>>133713990
Don't drop the soap

>>133717050
>(You)
I can tell you like them
You should try reddit

>>133715050
Bullshit. You would get manslaughter or no charge at most for this. You plead guilty with no plea bargain too. Utter bs
No way in hell this really happened

>31
>smokes pot
>smokes pot and then drives

Fuck off, loser.

>>133713990
If i was in prison i would spend a lot of that time meditating. It would be the best thing to do locked up. You would come out a more grounded guy and you would probably learn some wisdom. By the time you get out your concentration would be great, you would know what you need to to. It would also help you get through the months\years.

If you know how to meditate then this is the most important advice in the whole thread if you do go to jail. You would get by just fine. I couldnt stress it enough.

>>133716421
I'll send you shit senpai

no worries

>>133717050
Thanks, and stay strong. I hope they don't give you to much time, you tried to do the right thing after fucking up, at least you accept responsibility like a white man.

>>133714370
>7
You live in the south, and they fucked you for intoxication.

>>133713990
Sauce on image?

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>>133715993
You're suck cemented into the meme cycle, kiddo.

>>133717148
he's not actually going to jail, he's lying on the internet for attention

>>133716974

stop larping as a lawyer nigger

>>133713990
>>133333333

sucks

>>133713990

don't know if this is going to work but I would suggest informing yourself about prison.

>>133717249
He may be but if he is or is not i will still give him my advice. You could use the advice for life no matter what really.

>>133717249

why do you care so much? are you fuming with rage that you think this story is fake and everyone got baited? move on with your life

>>133717336
I am 100% sure I am going to jail this week. It's going to suck. I've been watching documentaries, but I feel like nothing can prepare me for this experience. I am scared out of my mind.

>>133713990
Fuck I feel for you buddy, I'm just getting out now on a similar situation but in Canada, it's impaired driving causing death. Hold your head up bro, the driving ban sucks though.

>>133717448
>the driving ban sucks though.

You don't think you deserve it?

>>133714370
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE

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>>133714370
DUDE WEED LMAOOOO xDDDD

>>133717471
Don't remember writing that, but if that's how you feel lol.

>>133717478

lol, should have said stoner tho

>>133717432
Maybe kys, imagine how difficult it is going to be with a criminal record to get a job and things like that. Just end it

>>133717432
Just know you'll have at least SOME company
>us

>>133717432
Try watching the "after prison show" on YouTube, its presented by an ex-con some tattooed degenerate, but it does have some good advice.

>>133715598
Exactly a lot

>>133717432
Well as i said, learn to meditate.
I could give you some advice if you like about it.
You should get through it alright if you do this, and you might actually enjoy it!

>>133714370
Falling for the weed Jew

>>133717432
Join an aryan prison gang don't bitch out

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>>133717512

>Don't remember writing that

clearly they didn't ban you from getting impaired

>>133717432
Someone get this man a BLACKED.com subscription for his last fap. Where are the aussies when you need them?

>>133714370
>Dead homeless man
>Stoner behind bars
Sounds like a win/win situation.

>>133717515
But the stoner is a bird, too
Bird with a bird?

>>133717336
In the rare case that's he's not lying, the facts are that he killed another human being because he was intoxicated behind the wheel
He is either a liar or murderer, and he deserves no "grounding" or "wisdom"
He derserves ridicule on the internet ./and prison time

>>133713990
Practice sucking dicks fag.

>>133717566
You're really a goof, that's that. Always some hard body idiot talking shit. To assume makes an ass out of you and me.

>>133717657

Nigger, I copied it from your post how do you not remember writing it

I always drive high and drunk after parties. y'all motherfuckers are too sensitive.

>>133714370
Dude you fucking suck at smoking. Thanks for making us look bad, faggot.

>>133717700
Please die

>>133717677
Youre ASSUMING, I think I don't deserve it, I'm allowed to think it's shitty.

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>>133717700

>>133717518
>Japanese
>encouraging others to commit soduko
Why are you encouraging the stereotype, man.

>>133717364
yea fuck me right? I'll just move on with my life
good point my friend

>>133717639
Could be any one of us.
I mean i would not smoke weed or anything like that but still, no point in damning some one, might aswell try and improve himself.

>>133717763

>Could be any one of us.

no

>>133714816

You don't understand freedom my man.

>>133713990
So long man. Keep your head down and your mouth shut and work to improve yourself physically and mentally every day. You'll be back to shitpost another day.

>>133717824
Yes
Even the best of us make horrible mistakes

>>133717015
Maybe. We'll never know. I seem to recall something else about wreckage at the scene, but the story was told to me years ago.

>>133714370
Hope Tyrone makes you his bitch

>>133717763
I don't drive under the influence
If you hit someone in the street (in Michigan, at least) the pedestrian is at fault and you won't be brought to trial
No, it could not "be any one of us"
OP made his bed for himself
He he could improve himself by not driving high
OR he could improve himself by not lying on the internet

>>133713990
See you in 2020 op don't get made Tyrone's bitch but you probably will be.

>>133717533
Lot is a guy who's wife turned to salt. It's not a number.

>>133713990
Don't forget to bring lube with you.

>>133717824
lol i certainly hope you live up to that standard, anon. the cognitive dissonance if you ever surprise yourself would be gnarly.

>>133717915

Killing bums while on drugs is not within the realm of everyday mistakes that we all make.

>>133717432
Why don't you run to Mexico? Isn't that how it works over there?

>>133715983

do you mean commend

>>133718044
I think jail is probably better than Mexico.

>>133718012

I don't drive while on drugs, it's not cognitive dissonance you complete moron. Literally can not happen to me.

>>133713990
see you tomorrow

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>>133717050
hey when you get to sentencing and the judge lets you speak

you tell him, anon, you tell him you're a good person who made a dumb mistake. Remind him you stopped when others wouldn't. You tried to do cpr, you called the ambulance. Other would have ran but you had the moral courage to face your actions

make him see


God speed

>>133714859
You deserve more then 3 years you druggy

>>133717915
>killing people
yes, that's pretty much the epitome of a "horrible mistake"
he probably deserves to go to prison

>>133717432
You should probably be doing at least a thousand pushups a day while you're still outside.

OP you should just kill yourself because even if you get out of prison you're fucked for life in terms of being a functioning member of society. no one is gonna want to hire a faggot who killed someone

>>133716794
>I actually feel like a better driver because I was paranoid as fuck.
Stoners believe this.

>>133714370
Can't do the time, don't do the crime

I am a stoner and stoned like now on my way to work and people like you disgust me. You deserve 10, Tyrone's love and become an Aryan Brotherhood then
Nice b8

>>133717973
Why are there so many of you hoping that I'll be raped by black men? Isn't this a board of peace?

>>133714370
>I WAS HIGH BUT IT ABSOLUTELY IN NO WAY HAD ANY IMPACT ON MY ABILITY TO DRIVE, PLEASE IGNORE THAT I KILLED A MAN BECAUSE OF IT, WEED DOESN'T DO ANYTHING IT MAKES YOU EVEN BETTER AT THINGS IN FACT!

>>133718102
Better than an American prison surely.

>>133713990
>don't turn gay
>read some patrician shit
>work out
>be buddies with the people who can protect you
>don't tell your /pol/ bullshit to Tyrone Muhdick
>behave well, try to get paroled
>stay away from drugs and booze once you're out

>>133714370
This reaks of B8 . i'll tell you why, If anything weed makes you drive with more caution. I have driven after i smoked hashish ( more potent form of weed) and i was driven at about 30 kmh and it felt like i was going 100kmh. My freinds were like dude speed up. So you see. this isn't great b8 , but on 4chan where everything is literally degenerate , people will believe this bullshit.

>>133718276

see

>>133718237
>>133718206

>>133717968
> I don't drive under the influence
Good for you, that is just common sense

> If you hit someone in the street (in Michigan, at least) the pedestrian is at fault and you won't be brought to trial
Shit really? Crazy Americans

>OP made his bed for himself
He might aswell make his bed

> He he could improve himself by not driving high
Yes, thats a start

> OR he could improve himself by not lying on the internet
Not arguing with that, if he is lying he should stop. But i don't make a big deal out of it. Its not the end of the world


>>133718014
No, not every day mistake, but we still can do it.
As long as there is some chance of it.

>>133716794

>I actually feel like a better driver because I was paranoid as fuck.

Not paranoid enough to see the man coming and avoid him. You're a degenerate stoner who's getting thrown in the poker for a DUI. Get fucked.

>>133718276
>nat-soc
>driving high
hope you enjoy euthanasia

>>133714563
Jewing: 8/10

Prepare yourself OP

https://youtu.be/bNc6G_sQPto

>>133716094
HOW DUMB

>>133714370
>Weed doesn't affect my functioning at all -every stoner since Moses
>Small amount of weed and can't see what's in front of them
I hope you at least learned something here.

>>133718130
Sure, i agree. As i said he might as well improve himself. What is damning someone gonna do? You will only make them worse and it does not fix them.

>>133718336

How can I get high and kill bums if I don't drive while on drugs? If he had actually made an innocent mistake or was wrongly convicted I would have compassion for him.

if weed is ever legalized here in Arizona they better make it where being high driving is equivalent to the highest DUI rate

>>133718449

It probably already is. Like driving while fucked up on prescriptions.

>>133713990
See ya, space cowboy. Tell us what it was like once you're out

>>133718336
yea, roads are for driving around here. not walking
if you hit someone that's walking in the road no one takes the fault, unless the driver was speeding, under the influence, etc.

>>133713990
better clear that history before you leave dood

>>133718486
it better be it's bad enough this state has a problem of retards getting drunk and driving the wrong way on highways don't need fucking add more of this shit

>>133718363
Hitler was on a ton of drugs anyway. I'm not a delusional fag. i grow my own shit so i know it isn't fucked up. Only reason its illegal in most countries is because the govermant makes more money from taxes of medical companys rather than they allowed marijuana to be legalized and taxed. Its all a businness.

>>133718448
All it takes is one distraction and you could have a dead hobo.
Anything, for even 1 second. How could you not know this? You do not have to be high to make mistakes.

>>133718276
>If anything weed makes you drive with more caution
Yeah we heard the same thing about alcohol

>>133718559
Kek! So just flatten the fucker if he is in your way!
Makes sense

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>>133717245

>>133715013
Jamal has deadlocks and wears lipstick so

>>133718617
>All it takes is one distraction and you could have a dead hobo.

But that's not why he is going to jail. If I hit some dumb drunk hobo I would not go to jail because I wouldn't be drunk or on drugs. Do you fail to see the difference?

>>133718317
But i wasn't paranoid. i just concentrated more on it.

>>133713990
As someone who's nearly hit multiple homeless people I feel for you. Luckily the homeless shelters near me give out reflective vests to the hobos so ibwont suffer your fate.

>>133718437
"damning" someone?
I'm not damning him to the eternal flames of hell
The court will "damn" him to prison for probably like 3-8 years, depending on the case, which I agree with
It's all up to him to improve himself, but he has a pretty bad track record of that so far, so we will see what happens

>>133718745

im gonna buy up all the army surplus camouflage jackets and give them to homeless shelters

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OP is a liar and is probably a 12 year old newfag

his whole story sounds like bullshit

>>133718232
Please stop reacting to "meanies" this makes you look like
a) a newfag
b) an arrogant stoner with a fucking attitude
c) a master baiter
If you think /pol/ is full of compassion and love for drug abusers who murder people by being complete fucking idiots who drive under the influence, then you came here tops 2 months ago. I have some sympathy because of the potential length of the punishment plus the fact that you stopped (but how do I know this was done out of honesty and not just being high and shocked?), would have 0 (zero) if it was <3 years.

>>133713990
I'll mail you shooped Anzu nudes m8

>>133714370
absolutely fucking degenerate

i hope you serve a decade

>>133718811

he'll be seeing plenty of dick in prison

>>133718044
>>133718102
>>133718239
Last one I ever heard of actually running to mexico didn't work out so well. He nearly starved to death by trying to live in a citrus orchard stealing unripe fruit.

https://youtu.be/tGjA297a008

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>>133718232
>I'm a legit oldfag
>Isn't this a board of peace?
really activates my almonds

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>>133718876
>He nearly starved to death by trying to live in a citrus orchard stealing unripe fruit.

>>133713990
Can't you just hang with the aryan nation guys? It'll be like shitposting on /pol/ irl. No biggie.

>>133718611
If it's illegal in US because it benefits the state (through taxes, like you said) wouldn't that be a good thing?

>>133718232
I said don't get raped. I'm just being practical unless you get to join the Aryan brotherhood you probably will get raped.

>>133715763
A teenager would think he's above responsibility like you

>>133718695
Nah i understand that.
This is why he should go to jail, because he is stupid and should learn some sense. Now what exactly do you want to happen to him? Get hung?
That wont happen. Prison is not just for punishment, what use would that be? He should improve himself, i dont understand why you are arguing against that.

>>133714370
>going to jail for killing a homeless "person"

nigga you must be poor as shit, people kill people all the time and get off with nothing to probation.

Sheeit Mathew Broderick killed a mother and daughter, he didn't get anything. Well he got millions of dollars more from movie deals but no punishment. Bruce Jenner killed that lady, didnt even get probation.

Your lawyer is shit.

If you are for sure going away then max out your credit cards buying gold and flee to South America. Or go for the high score.

>inb4 no credit cards because poor

High score OP, you got this, show those normies whats up.

>>133718670
It has more to do with the fact that sidewalks are for walking and roads are for driving, and if you go around a turn you definitely won't see someone in the street, but yea we just "flatten fuckers in the way!" yee-haw! fuck logic right?

>>133718770
Not much to be said then
We are on the same page

>>133718983

>N+GUR

>>133719077

>He should improve himself, i dont understand why you are arguing against that.

I never have. Not sure where you got that from. If it was anyone but a hobo then yeah I do think he should be executed, but I would need more details.

Start doing anal stretching because it looks like you will have to welcome an entire somali tribe in your anal cavity.

Godspeed, oldfag

>>133714370
The moment you realise that /pol/ is really full of basement dwellers with no valid opinions from life experience.

One drink could, and in my opinion is, more detrimental to driving ability than the largest session.

Does /pol/ even consider the amounts of pharmaceuticals that never get included in trials.

Fucking corporate fascists. Mussolini is a thieving wog piece of shit

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>>133716421
>Rehab for for weed

>>133714370
dont forget to split wigs n bustin cheeks

>>133718611
Bro i straight up made a good reply to this post and it got deleted, theres a sketchy mod afoot

>>133713990

Buy a dog.

Oi degenerate fucker! Take some books to study in prison. 3 years is a hell lot of time to better yourself. I advise you take some mathematics books(it can help you increase your overall IQ), or whatever other subjects you are interested in. Do something productive with your time in prison.

>>133719184
Well where i am from, it is assumed you where going too fast if you run someone down. That is what speed signs are for, to protect you and others.

>>133719174
>based anon tries to get us a happening out of this

Thanks anon

>>133719256
>One drink could, and in my opinion is, more detrimental to driving ability than the largest session.

Your opinion doesn't matter. They have tests for this to determine just how impaired you are.

>Does /pol/ even consider the amounts of pharmaceuticals that never get included in trials.

Go get fucked up on painkillers and run over a bum nigger and see that you don't get locked up. Tiger Woods just got arrested for that. You sound like a typical stoner.

>>133716794
>I actually feel like a better driver because I was paranoid as fuck
>goes over a hobo

>>133719405
lol at you "better yourself in prison" fags

Stop replying to obvious bait

>>133714570
>Colorado

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME! YOU FUCKER I AM ABOUT TO GO TO THE DIA TO PICK UP MY BROTHER YOU COCKGOBBLING CUNT

>>133719486
What would you do with 3 years in prison, anon?

>>133719415
idk if you've been to the US, but the roads in most of Europe are incredibly different than roads in the US
There's a lot of lanes and cars go really fast
25mph will kill a human being, and that's our speed limit on residential side streets

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>>133719252
>implying oldfags don't come pre-stretched

>>133716421
>Cannot drive sober
>I have no drug problem
Oh you poor victim of life :(

>>133719563
I don't intend to go. Do you?

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>>133713990
Uhhh ya...No. Fuck you degenerate.Enjoy the next 1,000-4,000 days of anal plunder!

>>133713990
>hitting a retard mindlessly wandering in the street means you spend up to 10 years in prison
Maybe I shouldn't bother getting my license after all.

>>133719449

Angry, stressed out driver is obviously the better alternative. Do you just drive your mum's car still?

>>133713990
F

>>133719256
>/pol/ is really full of basement dwellers with no valid opinions....
>One drink could,and in my opinion is...
Take your shitty grammar and get your hypocritical ass the fuck out!!

>>133713990
Christ are people still swallowing this larp b8?

>>133714786
Yea

>>133714816
>culling human trash is a bad for reasons

IMAGINE NO RELIGION

>>133719671
If you had to go with no option to save yourself? Justice system in both our countries isn't really perfect.
So I don't know about you, but I'd sure as hell try to make better of my otherwise wasted 3 years...

Why didn't you just show the cops your white privilege membership card?

>>133719620
I am from Northern Ireland and never left Ireland so i do not know at all. Sounds crazy.

>25mph will kill a human being, and that's our speed limit on residential side streets
Well it is more to do with being able to see them and stop or avoid them, not plough on through them and hope they survive. Also it is assumed to be the drivers fault even if they were not speeding, The argument is that if you were not speeding then you clearly were not paying attention.

The american way sounds batshit to me

>>133719633
>>133716421
I hope this wreckless idiot does post his info. I'll be writing him so many gay love letters to try and help his standing in the prison hierarchy.

>>133719773

There is a difference between use and abuse you fucking moron. Did I say use the recommended dosage or get fucked up on? I drive a 7 series you worthless nigger. Learn 2 read. You're probably a little weak fag addicted to pain killers.

>>133719968
I'd probably make myself better before going to prison, but that's just me
I guess some people need a really hard wake-up call

>>133720025
No, we're going to ask him "if he's still planning to inform on his cellmates, because it can reduce his sentence"

Gayness wouldn't be that much of a stigma.

Honestly though, it could be worse. Don't forget that, and use this as a chance to improve. 3 years will fly by before you know it. And don't let people walk all over you. You might have to fight sometimes, but as long as others see you aren't a pussy they'll leave you alone.

>>133719449
>>One drink could, and in my opinion is, more detrimental to driving ability than the largest session.
>Your opinion doesn't matter. They have tests for this to determine just how impaired you are.
>>Does /pol/ even consider the amounts of pharmaceuticals that never get included in trials.
>Go get fucked up on painkillers and run over a bum nigger and see that you don't get locked up. Tiger Woods just got arrested for that. You sound like a typical stoner.

Obvious opinion with no statisical evidence. Only someone who knew nothing about smoking weed would call someone ''a typical stoner''

Tiger woods failed a roadside sobriety, obviously fucking different to the comment I made, go fight another war for the jew. Problem with americans is lack of humbling, just preach whatever shit they have no experience with.

>>133720013
>person walks in the steet in the dead of night
>car drives on the street in the dead night
>car hits person, person dies
>drivers fault
that simply doesn't make sense, and I'm so glad the state of Michigan agrees

>>133719929
>hitting a person with a car while high = not degenerate
>being a serial killer = not degenerate
Do you even hear yourself,faggot?
He didn't even know the guy. You're an absolute retard.

>>133720170
>Obvious opinion with no statisical evidence.

That's familiar:

>One drink could, and in my opinion is, more detrimental to driving ability than the largest session.

However, blood alcohol tests do have a reasoning behind their thresholds unlike fuckups like you . The rest of your post was babble. Are you schizo or something, or a FOB gook? You can barely form a sentence, let alone a coherent thought.

>>133720128
Funny shit but:
>Gayness wouldn't be that much of a stigma
You've obviously never been in prison haha. Gayness makes you a target.

>>133714370
>homeless dude wandering in the road
I can't believe they're actually giving you jail time for that

>>133716499
It's implied consent not assumed consent and they'd of taken your blood breath or urine no matter what

>>133720365
I'm guessing he's stoned right now.

>>133720170

>Tiger woods failed a roadside sobriety, obviously fucking different to the comment I made, go fight another war for the jew.

It's directly related to the comment you made about "trials". His pharmaceutical use will be brought up in trial because he failed the test. Get it, stupid?

>>133713990
You're supposed to convert to Islam before you do that. I'm disappointed.

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>>133720486

Probably just finished one of his "large sessions".

>>133720256
It is illegal to drive without headlights on in the dark here so you should be driving at the speed where you could see and react too them.

Although anyone with a bit of wit stays of the road.

I can imagine a straight road where it is 60 mph in the dark and some lunatic is in the road, you just might not see him in time. Idk how that would work., you would probably go to jail still.

>>133715995
Sounds like really good advice