Remind me again, what value do Australians and Australia bring

>>133712016
Shitposting?

>>133712069
We have no need for that.

>>133712016
Wireless internet and ANZAC biscuits. You're welcome.

>>133712137
Well where are you from Mr Jihadi?
Also without Australia Galipoli would have been a failure (Also NZ) and that was a major turning point in the war

pull your dick out of your mums hairy arse and get a job mohammad.

>>133712229

>>133712229
Gallipoli WAS a fucking failure you idiot.

>>133712016
OMG I'm so turned on right now!

>>133712016
dear shitposter, i'm taking the bait to say australians are pretty neat and friendly, "what value do australia bring to the world" LOOK AT A MAP AND SEE WERE THEY ARE, GOAT FUCKER

>>133712284
Hey Idiot OP would not have known that *slowly claps*

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>>133712284
please improve your shitposting detective skills

>>133712016
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.

Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.

Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.

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>>133712522
Thank you.
Literally my first post in here would have proven that :/
>>133712069

>>133712016
Fucken Pingas and VB cunt YTB

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>>133712016
>tfw bouncy boobie comic con gf

>>133712575
fuckin oath m8

>>133712591
I like you, Ill shit post you last.

>>133712016
OI YOU LITTLE POOFTER CUNT! SHOW US YA FLAG RIGHT NOW!

>>133712016
Bounce Bounce Bounce. What does it all mean????

So what are you cunts up to tomorrow? Going to go play D&D at a mates place and get ripped on the bongs till i pass out.

>>133712575
*wipes tear* Struth m8 that was a beut of a yarn

>>133712016
Dingo's are hilarious people

They really bring the bants

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>>133712016
Get a real flag you self loathing cunt

>>133712016
Muslim's Dilemma:
you can jihad on them and possibly get martyred for guaranteed virgins.

But without infidels (australian), you have no guarantee.

>>133712016
they ar e country built by prisoners for prisoners therefore all prisoners have a right to live there hmph!

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>>133712728
>smoking weed
degenerate

>>133712016
Nothing. In fact, this is the worst place on earth. It's a nightmare.

Everyone should keep out. Don't come here, especially if you have black or brown skin. It's just not worth it.

I love it when you Australians band together for maximum shit posting. You were born into the shit posting, molded by it.

>>133712973
"I didn't know I was a blight on the world until I was already a man"

>>133712948

Only in excess. Aint smoked in 4 months and probably wont again till chrissy.

>>133713031
why would you shitpost a man before throwing him out of a country?

>>133713067
99% of weed smokers only smoke "on occasion" but actually smoke every few days
fuck that satanic leaf, it divorces you from reality.

>>133712016
"that chick's kind of hot... nevermind."

>>133713128

Well i don't. Why should i give a shit what other cunts do? Some retards get on the drink every week till they're vomiting in the streets, doesn't stop me knocking back a few cold ones after work.

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>>133713278
Genocide is the only way to make it go away, or a chink infest. Whatever works.

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>>133713332
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>133713213
>Why should i give a shit what other cunts do?
if you're in a group of a few million people, and most of that group participates in degenerate behaviour, it might help to understand why degenerate behaviour is common in said group.

>Some retards get on the drink every week till they're vomiting in the streets, doesn't stop me knocking back a few cold ones after work.
you're a layoff and an insult away from turning into one of them, mate. stop drinking that shit.

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>>133712016

Swallowing up a good amount of gooks so they dont move to canada (closer to me). Producing some qt girls with aussie accent. T.A.T.U.

That's it.

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>>133712016

Australian whites are incredibly lazy entitled and stupid.

>>133712148
Don't steal our shit faggot Anzac biscuits are ours.

>>133713784
Scumbags always trying to steal our stuff

>>133713829
Day of Emu when?

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>>133713413

> Participating in X activity intrinsically links you to all individuals who partake in X activity.

Fuck off cunt. Take anything to excess and it becomes degenerate. some of the most degenerate cunts i've met were sXe straight edge faggots who got high on their own self righteousness.

All things in moderation and moderation in all things and you're bang on in my book.

Also i'm not enough of a shitcunt to be employed in an industry that getting laid off would inconvenience me for more than a fortnight / month at most (disregarding the fact i have savings / budgeting skills to cover any such blow).

>>133713448

Tatu is russian you retard. You might be confusing them with The Veronicas though.

>>133712229
idk what you're talking about gallipoli was a slaughter.

like if gallipoli didnt have it'd have just been less dead aussies and kiwis. war wouldve happened same way.

>>133712728
>Going to go play D&D at a mates place and get ripped on the bongs till i pass out.
Can't think of a better way for an Ausfag on /pol to spend a lazy Sunday. Well done, anon, you're a credit to us all.

>we bomb the hell out of sandniggers like you.

>>133712016
Don't feel wrong, australians are subhuman criminals anon.

>>133713829
>>133713784

Just did a bit of research lads, look like the Aussies invented the Anzac biscuit.

http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2014/04/24/3991366.htm

>>133712016
Is that Kpop or Jpop?

>>133714060
Archive shills
https://archive.is/gj9HD

>>133712728
I want to finish a Tangerine Dream style track I'm working on with a modular synth and play with my new Drone I bought on special from JB.

>>133714015
>lives in a desert wasteland
>calls others sandniggers

>>133714060
>http://www.abc.net.au
>.au

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>>133714243
CEASE

>>133714111
Are you in an band from the Gold Coast? Sound like a mate i know. Good luck with the drone, don't crash it.

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>>133714276

you have plenty to be proud of Smallstralia

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>>133714068
If you don't know what the hare hare is you shouldn't be here.

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>>133713913
>tfw you're a British expat and NZ pretends the ANZACs thought Gallipoli alone

>>133714060
Fuck off that's not the modern recipe and technically a cake, the first time the modern recipe was referred to as an Anzac biscuit was in an NZ cook book.

>>133714385
Our faggot bread was a high test to find the autists.

It worked and now weaponised autism is real.

Thank us again

>>133714243
HERESY

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>>133712016

could you imagine going into a strip club and all the broads are in cosplay

>>133714770
wait that's not normal?

>>133714770

They'd all be strippers though so the costumes would only be relevant for like 1/10th of the time shes on the stage.

Do strippers in America disinfect the poles between shows by the way? That was a jarring occurrence after seeing so many in American films only to have these bitches spraying their stripper poles with kleenex every 2 minutes.

>>133714770
Why imagine? Just go to akihabara.

>>133714639
>WE WUZ ANZAC BICCIES
>WE WUZ PAVLOVA

You guys are worse than niggers when it comes to trying to steal inventions to make yourselves feel relevant.

>>133712016
i fucking swear all the other countries make ausbait threads so they can lure us all away from other threads. that way they can feel less insecure about their 2/10 shitposting cos were not there making them look like fucking autists in comparison to our GOD tier shitposts

>>133714954
Never really hear about those here, all people sperg about is number 8 wire.
WE MADE WIRE N SHIET WE HAVE A UNIQUE CULTURE
Not understanding that the culture is highly English here with a bit of Americanisation and that weird down under shit that I'm pretty sure we both got from criminals.
It's the "She'll be aight m8" idea.

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FUG

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>>133712016
The bounces, THE BOUNCES

Bantz.

Top quality shitposting which helps keep Canadians and other weeds in check.

>>133712016
they are slaves to our emu overlords. if they woudlnt exist, the emus would try to enslave us-

>>133712016
To anyone fawning over the girl in this WebM, seriously do not look her up now.

>>133715057
>number 8 wire
Genuinely never heard of that shit before. Is this the "we 'vented peanut butta NIGGA" thing for kiwis or is it more like a african windmill sort of thing?

>>133715530
Some webms should stay webms

>>133715419
Stop memeing this website would be much more enjoyable without shitposting, infact, deliberate-controlled-shitposting before 2013~ wasn't a thing. The word was only used to out bad posters.

>>133714770
most of the stripclubs I've been to the broads cosplayed attractive women

>>133714954
Don't forget the we wuz Vegemite scandal

>>133715530
name?

>>133715533
Low supplies, number 8 wire was standard issue wire for sheep farms back in the day, so farmers used number 8 wire and anything else on hand to fix shit.
It's literally the British idea of "bodging" if you've heard of that, but we renamed it and think it's our thing.

>>133715568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciAUcoCApyE

Seseilia. I recall seeing a Tumblr of hers at one point, but can't seem to find it now. I think she deleted a lot of her videos too, because I recall more recent ones where she had a pizza face and looked like a man.

>>133715530
>blue hair
well shit

>>133714839

no.

>>133714906

dunno.

>>133714912

sounds like fun

>>133715667

kek, yeah they are busted as fuck

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>>133716023
Yup.

>>133712016
>Remind me again, what value do Australians and Australia bring to the world?

Literally nothing. I cannot name a single australian invention or contribution to western society.

>>133715901
Meant for >>133715788, I realize that a bit late.

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>>133712016

They do the bidding of a far more important nation.

>>133712137

The world needs more shitposting, too many oversensitive people worrying too much other the feelings of retards.

>>133712634
Should be a good feel. Comic-con sluts prove that even the nerdy book-smart girls you're into are whores at heart, they just need to find their niche to slut it up under.

>>133714294
No mate - I'm strictly a bedroom basher. Drone looks pretty idiot proof, I hope.

>>133713913
See
>>133712522
>>133712069
>>133712601


>>133716428
I like you

>>133714653
>Our faggot bread was a high test to find the autists.
Fuck me, my kid brother would eat nothing but fairy bread until he turned 10, and now he's a programmer.

>>133712016
We are basically your wierd stoner mate from overseas, and produce nothing of value, we sell all these rocks that we dig out of the ground

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>>133712016
One of the single most precious things in the world come from Australia Cattle dogs and 24k Gold reef nuggets.

>>133712016
boobs =)

>>133712016
I bet those titties are saggy

>>133712016
Are you using wifi?

You're welcome.

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>>133712728
Keep working on my thesis, listen to some footy on Triple M.

>>133716533

Good luck. And get into it if you get a chance. Neo-goth electonica bitches love that shit.

>>133714770
Don't waste your time with a geek grrl if you can help it. They are predisposed to being social justice warriors.

>>133717707
Bluh yep. Really annoying in the geek communitys :(

>>133712016
without australianss the soviets wouldve won ww2 way earlier then they did

>>133717435

Bombers are the sickest cunts out, everyone and their dog barracking for St Kilda we still cucked em good.

What's the topic of your thesis?

>>133712016
They are a simple minded people, like children with learning difficulties.

>>133712016
what value do you bring the world?

>>133718008
Be careful Dad, or we will start dumping tea like our big brother.

I posted a thread today for Ausfags that sank in about 5 minutes. Scott Ludlam is the poster boy for SJWs. Many years back, Pauline Hansen was sent to prison because it was ruled that the One Nation Party wasn't correctly registered with the Electoral Commission, and she received political donations. She went to jail for "stealing". I think we need a massive campaign to #SaveScott from going to prison. Let's cause some butthurt.

>>133712016
source please?

>>133718149
>Be careful Dad
>Dad
sorry to break it to you but the UK isnt your dad
Travis Fimmel who plays Ragnar Lothbrok in Vikings is an Australian
Chris Hemsworth who plays Thor in Marvel's Thor is an Australian
Heath Ledger who was an Australian actor had green-brown eyes and blonde hair
The Eureka flag which is the true flag of Australia is a Nordic cross

WAKE UP STRAYANS, YOU'RE NOT BRITISH
900 YEARS THE DANISH VIKING RAGNAR REDBEARD TOOK HIS LOYAY FELLOW VIKINGS AND NAVIGATED HIS WAY TO AUSTRALIA AND THEN FOUNDED WHAT WE KNOW TODAY AS AUSTRALIA.
HE ADOPTED THE NORDIC CROSS AKA THE EUREKA FLAG AS THE OFFICIAL FLAG OF AUSTRALIA
IN THE 1700S BR*TISH EXPLORER JAMES COOK FOUND THE ISLAND BUT SINCE HE WAS AN ANGLO AND HATED ARYANS HE LIED ABOUT THE ISLAND AND ANGLO-NIZED THE POPULATION
WAKE UP STAYANS, YOURE NOT BRITISH, YOURE DANISH

>>133718323
enjoy ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3i8wfgkOlA

>>133718498
The Queen rules our country.
"Rule, Britannia!
God save the Queen!

>>133718498
WE WUZ

Spiders.

>>133718612
>>133718642
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/apex-thugs-knocked-out-in-viral-video/news-story/d454c14d3ab3491befc26c597d238a82
If you still dont' believe me, this is an Aussie who fights niggers in the streets
Look at him, he is an exact copy of the golden one
Obviously this stands as solid concrete proof that Australia is indeed a Nordic colony.

Female Australian accents make my dicku hard.

>>133718890
Are you trolling?
I honestly can not tell as I have taken my meds

>>133712229
Gallipoli was the biggest embarrassment in Australia & NZ and somehow due to the desperate need to legitimise both "countries" existence at the time, it was altered to a nationalism foundation.

>>133712016
Why do yanks obsess over us? Really odd.

>>133719375
i dont know bro I mightve at the start but these arguments are pretty convincing

>>133719607
You mad, whyto boi???

>>133712069
You guys suck at shitposting of late. Even Canada shitposts better than you

>>133719607
> 63% white.

That's why.

>>133719843
Exhibit A.

>>133718006
Yeah, it was fucking sweet.

Roman military.

>>133712016
wifi or some shit

>>133712016
Crocodie dundee

>>133718981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K8VCAdEpo4

>>133719436
It was a shitpost, read the entire effing thread.
>>133712069
>>133712522
>>133712601

>>133719685
Lmao. How about this. Over the generations Aussie boys have reached Swede level of sexy due to our awesomness.
(I may have a little crush on your females lol)

>>133714081
thank you for your service

>>133717707

i'm just talking about broads in costumes getting naked and rubbing their twats on my cock
not like that webcam shit they do

>>133719882

Noice. How long you been workin on it? Got a mate who did weeb history and way too long obsessing over length intsead of content.

>>133720105
L O G A N
O
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>>133719843
The Canada posts read like mentally challenged little shits.
I honestly stopped 5 of them from posting by posting pic related.

>>133719843
And I seem to have killed this post...
Aussie shit posters rule get over it.

>>133720861
About four months. It's only an honours thesis, so it's due in October. Hopefully starting on a doctoral one next year.

>>133721526

Ah, still good. Try to avoid the meme of becoming a primary / highschool teacher to cover expenses while working on it though. Saps your will to live while expending all your time to write. Had a mate in his 30s die to a heart attack and other (weeb) who has been workin for like 6+ years now with no sign of completing. Shoulda stuck with tafe.

>>133721526
Good luck with the thesis m8, finished mine last year and it was the greatest relief I have ever known.

>>133722000
Christ. Well I want to get through it as fast as is reasonable so I can get out and start building a proper academic portfolio, get to a professorship before I get too old. Ideally I can get some work at the uni teaching some undergrad classes.

>>133722251

Mhm. Seems like sucking up to a prof during undergrad / graduate years is your best bet.

Good luck either way though, hopefully when i'm a retired 60 year old mature age student doing random history / philosophy courses to get over my uselessness to society you're the one i incessantly piss off with my attentiveness.

>>133722534
>Mhm. Seems like sucking up to a prof during undergrad / graduate years is your best bet.

I'm on pretty good terms with my supervisor, and I'm the only one he is supervising.

>Good luck either way though, hopefully when i'm a retired 60 year old mature age student doing random history / philosophy courses to get over my uselessness to society you're the one i incessantly piss off with my attentiveness.

Cheers mate. Yeah, Hopefully my skills will be in demand. Of my cohort of about 25 honours students I'm the only one to my knowledge doing anything related to military and political history. Almost everyone is doing literature, gender, meme shit like that. So I'll be the only one capable of teaching the actual history.

>>133712016

Russilin their jimmies results in great keks for all...

Oh wait

you sly cunt you.

>>133712016
the real question is what does the world bring to us? AY?

FUCKING MUSLIMS
CHINKS
INDIANS THAT SHIT IN OUR FUCKING STREET

ALL WE HAVE EVER ASKED IS FOR PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF AND WE GET THE FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH

FUCK OFF
WE
ARE
FULL

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>>133722811
Onya cunt.

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>>133713784
Get fucked cunt. Was delivered in tins to the diggers during WW1. Next you'l be trying to claim pavs as well...

>>133713829
Kiwis whinging about us stealing shit....

Gents, everyone here on a wifi connection say "Cheers" to the blokes at the CSIRO who sorted that out for you.
>inb4 some seppo cunt comes along trying to say we stole it.

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>>133712016
>Remind me again, what value do Australians and Australia bring to the world?
Who fucking cares? Post more Ty lee!!!

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>>133712719
>Bounce Bounce Bounce. What does it all mean????
Watch again!! Look closer! CLOSLIER!!

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>>133712016
Let's watch some anime, you shitlord.

>>133712882
:^)

>>133712016
SWER.

Possibly the most useful power distribution system in the world, especially useful in emergency and temporary situations.

>>133712016
what value do you bring? throwing rocks and raping kids? fuck off sand nigger.

>>133713784

get fucked New Chinkland

you can be half a spike on our star if you stop being such a faggot
just kidding, get fucked New Chinkland

>>133716655
TRUTH. best dog

>>133712016
Which children cartoon is this the dance to the theme song of?

>>133732050
Boku no fai-ru-nae-mu

>>133712016
I agree. Australian culture is cancer.

>>133712016
>you will never be a huge tits cute slim white girl
why even live....

>>133712016

We invented wifi.

We invented the rotating clothesline

We pioneered many advanced medicines

A design technique used to repel IED explosions invented by an australian company is now used in key US military vehicles.

>>133732824
Fuck. This is harder than the poor description in less than 12 words thread. My fire name isn't a thing and you seem intent on that separation anyway. It's not this K drama... I'll get it, don't tell.

australian masterchef is best masterchef

>>133716363
are those golf balls?

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Australia gave us the most perfect woman to exist

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>>133735804
>Seseilia

posting a superior autistwaifu

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>>133712016
>lets see you bounce those tits girl

>>133712882
11/10 mr kraut

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>>133716363
place is well equipped for it