>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
http://heyjackass.com
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
>>133680572
evening Roberts, Check yo keys and prepare for the Chiraqolypse.
weekend /comfy/
Evening, Roberts.
>>133681142
Hey if Heaven aint a lot like Dixie
I don't want to goo
>gold-beige sedan that was shooting pulled into the medical center
>>133680572
Fake news BTFO by NIGS@NITE.
Keys checked.
>couple of innocent vehicles hit
>charlie earning overtime tonight
go get 'em tiger!!
>http://www.aetv.com/live-stream
>We're working to bring you a new, improved livestream experience. A+E Networks
OH SHIT NIGGERS. THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TO BEING ABLE TO WATCH LIVEPD LIVE WITH /CPD/
Just gotta wait for some brave anon to rip stream and re-broadcast
>>133681489
Dixie and Heaven are one in the same brother. 'cept for the niggers.
>>133682540
If were on death row, my last meal would be biscuits and sausage gravy, with candied pecans for dessert
>registered sex offender
I'll take spic for 500, Alex
>on the clock since 0800 hours
Poor bastard.
>2 male spics tagging a building in the alley
>is fair play (?) in the 10th or 11th district>
>them them
>fantastic
Its been a while since i've been on /cpd/ - like two weeks. Has male black been brought to justice yet?!!!!!
>>133683724
There will always be another male black
>police please knock on the back door
I didn't realize Chicago was still a speak-easy
>>133683724
Yes, but unfortunately female black spit out 8 more male blacks just before male black went to jail
>having a domestic with the kid's uncle's brother
>>133680572
going to chicago for the first time since i moved away two years ago
advice?
Jerking off to this right now
>that backlog
It's barely 9 there.
>>133684335
stay in your hotel after dusk, and especially during RRH
>IT guy at my office sent to our Chicago branch this week
>wondering if he'll return on Monday
F
>child found wandering in the street
>wearing pyjamas
>someone messin' wid 'em
>>133680572
Have a bump, Roberts.
>>133685006
Thanks Robert, 10-4
>car shot up
>also crashed into two other vehicles
>>133684512
bitch i used to live there, i grew up there and then in the southwest burbs
tell me its not really that worse in just two years
>guy with a gun shot someone
>police with victim
>car that was being pursued crashed into two vehicles
wew
l
a
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>>133685269
>car shot up
any DOAs? Wounded? I gotta have the score Robert!
>was threatened by an unknown person
>he will take matters into his own hands if police do not arrive
>long sigh
>whistle
kek
What the hell were those instructions?
>Robertette taking the toddler house to house to find the parents
The heroes we need
Watch your keys guys, what your keys!
Is it hotmicing thing?
>>133685931
>Is it hotmicing thing?
yes
Did she said someone masturbating in the car?
>SUV possibly a blazer
>driver is steering at masturbating at the caller
>Staring and Masturbating at a car.
What else are the gonna do on a Friday night?
Isn't it illegal to scan police radio?
>staring and masturbating at the car
>he's staring and masturbating at the car
>>133686163
>>133686171
>>133686180
>>133686192
The hero we all need
>>133686163
>>133686171
>>133686180
>>133686192
>>133686225
kek, I thought my ears lied
>>133686183
In America, many police dispatch are on regular old UHF/VHF frequency and its perfect fine to listen. Though many police districts are moving to encrypted frequencies
>>133686183
negative
>>133686302
Oh thanks. In Lithuania everything is on encrypted radios now, so was wondering why don't they move on it too. But it just werks, I guess
>that fucking backlog
>gonna need a paper car
yeah that's gonna take a while tonight
oh fuck I just remembered that they never caught that escaped tiger
>>133686969
He quickly joined a gang, rose to the ranks and became the leader, and is now slingin crack and owns three Cadillac's
kek that fucking municipal offense is stil gonna be on the log by the time Charlie's shift starts
dispatch is just rattling off all those tickets needing action, yep, it's Friday
>GOOD MORNING!
It's almost time
>hispanic baby daddy beat her up
>declined EMS
MALE BLACK
>assault in progress at the 7 Eleven
>female driver hitting parked cars
night night adam
Oh shit. Sounds like somebody's playin' ms. pacman.
>>133687962
way pass your bedtime kid, go to sleep before your mom beat your ass
Male Black is at it again, boys
>>133688243
Male Black is always up to no good
>heard a little girl yelling that someone is trying to kill her
>>133688466
Nigger puts shame to that jersey,
>>133685896
Don't be fooled, he is trying to sell the kid as a sex slave.
>lights all out on the street lights
they getting ready to steal a light pole again?
>Room Mate dispute
These usually end with one shooting the other, right?
>>133689246
It's not their problem until it does
We now Real Robert Hours
>just a bunch of bullet holes in the car.
>>133689791
>e techs don't come out for that
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth. read more at : https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
so did trump ever send in the feds?
>>133690264
>20 ATF agents
>some FBI agents that got carjacked
>>133689407
>>133690572
You know those guys are forever going to become the example not to be. "hey you know the guys that got car jacked and all their gear stolen, don't be that guy".
>>133689234
They managed to light one on fire a couple weeks ago. So the answer is: Most Likely.
>person with a gun just walked into Kennedy's
>literal dumpster fire
>>133690572
>"""""""Feds"""""""
Not really. Trust me, nobody noticed.
>>133690960
>>133690827
>yfw your guys get their car stolen
>person shot
>on the ground
>not moving
F
Oh shit
>little lost boy
>male shot on the ground
is he gonna be DOA?
>critical
>>133691378
F
Bring the tape
>>133686969
>Hispanic baseball cap, short jeans walking away from that location
Nothing else expected
F
>>133690572
>FBI got carjacked
redpill
>>133691378
F
Human life is so complex, but one action and it's done, just a thought
>there was a rifle involved
GENOCIDE ALL PITBULLS
>>133691378
>Tape being brought in
F
>dog breed of peace strikes again
>>133691690
only 5.56
>the gas meter was also hit
This shooting just keeps getting better.
>innocent gas meter shot also
>headbanging the ground, having mental breakdown
F
>Pitbulls have been revolting
>gas meter has been shot (leaking?)
>male rolling on the ground banging his head, seems to be having a mental break down
>male at heritage woods not breathing
>>133691751
>not all pitbulls
>>133691983
It's called synthetic drugs, anon
>>133691951
>quick someone light a match
Just came back from Chicago. I only took a single picture. I don't want to go back.
>>>133692127
I've been expecting it to be awful. How bad was it? green text us your tale.
>SEVERAL
>SEVERAL SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>several shots fired
AH HA HA
Shooting today
>"Subject is deceased"
>>133692127
Lol what neighborhood was this? Can you give me an intersection?
Check yo keys and give us a proper count of shots fired. Fuck.
>open keys
>getting the wagon
>they can pick up details from there
Fucking cock blocking us body details.
>>133692249
Ok so I took a FEW pictures. Basically the entire north side was India. Everyone spoke hindi & there were no dindus except the few who asked for "help with my car", another asked for 83 cents so he could have enough for a beer. Everyone else was hindi. The sidewalks were stained with what I hope is tabacco spit that the poos fuck up the sidewalks in front of their stores. When I realized I was in literal India I went a few miles in the other Direction & it turned into mexican silent Hill. Road work everywhere that looks like it's completely stopped. I don't think anyone is getting paid.
>animal bite
The breed of peace at it again!
Some top tier coonery today.
>>133692561
Oh god, the Robert who wanted to buy an armored truck had the right idea after all. Sounds fucking awful....did you happen to stay in a nice hotel for safety? Someone wanted to sleep in their car...I hope they are not dead.
>>133692669
>male down
>bleeding
>unresponsive
What is morse code for?
>Roberta needs some help.
>>133692561
>Spent time around Devon Ave.
But why? You should've gone south on Clarke and hung out with the gays. At least there's good food over there.
>>133692802
Armored truck is probably an awful idea because I imagine it would be more like a magnet than a deterrent.
>going to change our vech. in to the wagon squad.
>two men trying to steal diapers at wallgreens.
>diaper theives
fucking perverts
>THERE is apparently in this people a physical delight in cruelty to beast as well as to man. The sight of suffering seems to bring them an enjoyment without which the world is tame.
-----Hutchinson's Western Africa Vol. II
>two males stealing diapers
>wagon squad
>>133692823
>male hispanic stole her wallet
>had $500 in cash
Hooker, stripper, or dumb tourist?
I'm going with dumb tourist.
Pretty sure a hispanic reported it, male black stole the wallet
VPSHSHSHSHSH
>open key
>sounds like rocks in a blender with voices
Get your shit together Zone 10. You guys are as bad as Adam.
OPEN KEY ZONE 10
>actually sounds like Al foil in a coffee grinder.
>>133693565
Old police cars are so aesthetic
>male black
>under the influence of something
>saying he's going to shoot people at McDonalds
>>133693677
They must have been out of mcChickens
>>133693752
That or he was
I havent been here since the 4th. Hope tonight is crazy.
>jeep just run over all the cones on the road infrot of a cop
>man is depressed and has a gun.
>sassy confused:wai...wha...who wants to do what now?
>>133692802
I was at a relative's. I'm trying desperately to get him out of there, but the city sucks all the money out of you. Sugar tax (even on non sugar foods/drinks), plastic bag tax, "amusement tax" on internet bill, high as fuck rent, tolls everywhere. Some of the biggest pot holes I've ever seen in the smaller side streets too. Parking was non existent. Any time I tried to park there were no less than three signs on a spot saying when not to park there. Couldn't make heads or tales of them. He may as well be the last white person in Chicago. We jokes that a book should be written about him called "I am Nigger". Here's my last picture, an empty CVS near a mail box I needed to walk to. The only whites I saw were jewish in full black suits. The rest were degenerate tranies, hipsters, & other people so covered in tattoos I couldn't tell what their original skin color was.
Don't go to Chicago guys. Just don't. I know it's joked about how bad it is, but these were considered the GOOD neighborhoods on the north side. I can't even imagine what the rest of the city looks like.
Is it hard to become a police officer in Chiraq?
>>133693677
>>133693752
>>133693823
In moderation its fun. I was down on state st. today, and it is very vibrant, however
>>133693823
That's fucking rough. I half want to go there for a first hand view, but I really don't want to get shot.
I knew a girl who lived there...she now has a daughter and I have to wonder if I'll hear about her death here.
7 mo preg, previously a mental patient needs to go back to hospital
>>133693752
>>saying he's going to shoot people at McDonalds
>>133693677
Why are there so many open keys, is it that easy to stuck open keys or what
>7mo preg. woman needs to go back to mental hospital
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>133694210
Its on their chest so it gets stuck on their shoulder or cheek or whatever.
>>133693881
Compared to most departments in the US, probably not. They've been trying to step up recruitment and officers are constantly fleeing to greener pastures. They had 16,000 applicants show up during the last exam cycle, but most of them end up washing out at some point though due to various issues.
>15-20 people fighting on Bloomingdale trail
>>133694457
Blue gums...I'm guessing anemia has always been a problem with male black.
>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>male shot in the back
>laying on the sidewalk
>male shot in the back laying on sidewalk.
>Animal Abuse
You mean assault?
>need more cars now
Morse code?
>>133695320
Curious about it too
>>133694449
so if I did time in the Aus army and then went to the US and applied I could get in?
>>133695320
>>133695396
Repeater IDing itself.
Speak up, why is she so quiet?
Crowding intersections. Evacuating. I think thats what she said. Adams and Madison
>became extremely agitated
>told us to ge the fuck out of here with our cameras
>bit by a dawg
What does Robert mean?
man im just getting sick of hearig "robert" over and over again. how do these people do this every night, ffs. robert robert robert robert. it's subliminal, that name robert, it probably puts all these people in a trance
>>133696406
it means "confirm", or like "roger out", to show you heard what they said
>>133696825
No it doesn't lol
It's just the code name for an officer working the night shift, Robert is night shift, Adam is day
>hey melvin move your van the bus needs to get through
Did I hear that right>
Reminds me we need to Game of Thrones going soon. Lol we should time with the new season of game of thrones.
>man sleeping in his car with his mouth wide open
>in the middle of an intersection
???
Game of Tyrones. Fucking autocorrect
>has a razor and says he's going to cut the subjects throat
>male black all black playing chicken in traffic
>death investigation at stroeger
carjack again?
>carjacking
>two male blacks
Male Blacks strike again.
>Took off on us
You guys ready for a chase?
>man got carjacked
>by 2 black males
looks like a pursuit is in place
fuck. terminated pursuit. 72mph down halsted
>>133696944
>Robert is night shift, Adam is day
you're epically incorrect
>Chicago police scanner radio?
i am listening to the chicago police department on a scanner. and the dispatcher and officers keep saying different numbers, followed by the name robert.
CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:
INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:
ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
>>133699028
Fucking Rahm.
>male black beating a women next to a playground in front of her kids
what kids are on a playground at 2am?
>>133699123
American nog children.
>about a hundred bangers fighting
>>133699077
>Best Answer: When you're listening to a zone, for example, the officer will give his beat number "1431" or "31" for short if they know which one of the two districts on that zone they are talking to...are either the daytime (2nd watch) or evening/afternoon cars which are 3rd watch. 1st watch cars or midnite cars have the R after their #. It stands for relief. When they get a call or a job as its called, if no report is made etc. they may just give a disposition code which is the type of incident as a number followed by a letter which is what they did, found, etc or how it was handled.
>female black screaming and banging at the windows
>people are worried she might break the windows
top kek
>>133699389
>she has no pants on
>>133699077
Do we ever hear 10-1 calls?
adam = not a bonafide incident, which means they go investigate but theres no criminal acitivity.
robert = arrest made
Black on foot?
>>133699028
Sgt. rarely if ever allows Robert to pursue male black at high speeds.
>car vs building
>five male blacks fled from the car
No life faggots: the thread
>>133699843
I do a lot of shit, and I have music and radio in background running at same time, I'm hooked to it for some reason
>>133699843
Gay nigger faggot: the post
>Hispanic banging his head to glass
>Bleeding
>male hispanic beating his head against the glass and bleeding
>call regarding a man beaten near the church at the same location
>unknown if related
>>133699843
A fucking leaf: The post
>4 shots
>Not sure if shots or firework
Did I hear it right?
>drunk woman pushing a car
I suppose that's one way to avoid a DWI charge.
>loud chimping in background
>>133700137
you did
>>133700137
You did.
>very intoxicated guy driving multi colored car
Guess his race
>stolen vehicle was on fire
>>133699945
nothing beats turning on the cpd live dispatch and settling in to listen with a nice hot cup of cocoa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGT5b9b4hE
>>133699945
>>133699954
>>133700115
He is right, your lifes are pathetic...
>>133700852
What makes life pathetic? What makes it not pathetic? (You)
>he's got cuts on his right hand and left wrist
>five latin kings in an older model subaru chasing a group of SDs in a tahoe
>24 robert
>Gives new task to him
>10-24 ASSIGNMENT COMPLETED
They use 10 codes but don't use 10?
>caller was just stabbed by the mom and wife
>Wait, hold on on thet creesh
>>133702050
Was he the one who just bled out on the alley?
>carjacked of his 2014 black mercedes
>headed towards the expressway
Why I only hear
>Hispanic
>Black
Is chicago non-white city or what
>>133703211
Dindus and beaners are 61% of the population there.
Biggest event so far tonight?
>>133703211
chicago is a black city. only 31.7% white. the future does look very dark
sorry im late.
>body removal
first words i heard. sheeeeeit.
>>133703642
>>133703976
I didn't realise it is that bad, sorry for you pals
>>133703976
Fun fact: abortion has basically frozen black population growth.
>>133693985
nice one robert.
>male black in restaurant yelling
It never changes.
>about a hundred drag racers and cermak and loomis
>the drag racers have a gun
>something about caller's boyfriend
>male hispanic does not pay for food
>did it last week aswell
spics. why did they let him back in the restaurant?
Also:
>4 male black robbed a delivery driver
I love /cpd/
>gang retaliation shooting
>one confirmed fatality
Why is this so addicting
>>133705843
Eye on the TV
'cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavour
It happens to be like;
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son
She used the poison in his tea
And kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies
>female threatening her daughter
>someone has a gun
>>133705967
Yeah something like that I guess
It feels kinda like sports
>Be careful please
What a sweetie.
bank robbery at this hour? fuking niggers never sleep do they
>>133706924
they sleep when normal people work
>suspicious black van
>every time it shows up in the neighborhood someone goes missing
The hell did we just stumble accross?
>>133707226
UBO
unidentified black object
>female black has a knife and is known to light fires
looks like alot of people want to hear shitcago happenings
>>133707878
bingo championship going on
>>133708301
I'm at 28 for the night.
>male black with long dreads pacing back and forth in McDonald's drive-through with gun in his waste band
this'll be interesting
>males getting ready for fight an older male at McDonalds
>Gun in his waist pants
>He is black
I'm not surprised lads
I'm autistic and having trouble understanding the codes the ten codes are easy, but it's things like 17-11 is that the district and the reporting code?
>>133709246
Think it's the district followed by the car number.
>>133709403
just found this
THREATENING SUICIDE!
>one to the back one to the right thigh one to the calf
>didn't catch the condition
>man stabbed
>>133711659
HAHA fire not responding until police arrive first.
Let em die!
Holy shit how many shots fired was that? At least a dozen in all.
>Screaming "Stop choking me"
How'd she do that?
>Person with a gun
Seems like we're going to have fun
>>133712764
They tryn to play it off with fireworks lol