>Your country enters the World War III on behalf of your current

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>>133627740
don't let it keep you awake at night. as long as we put tranny hookers into military service we can secure our future and avoid a draft. and we've plenty of tranny hookers.

>Go along with it until we are on the front lines against Russia and then open fire on my fellow Americans at the most opportune moment.

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>>133627740
Depends
>my country invades someone
>I think about what the cause may be and wait for the conscription
>someone invades or threatens my country/people
>I rush to the closest conscription centre to volunteer

>>133627740

100% sure I am reformed at the first draft (Allergies).

>>133627740
i'll side with russia

Are we taking out merkel and the British establishment? Sign me up.

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>>133627740
>On behalf of your current allies

Please, don't make me throw up. Israel and the freeloading Eurofags can get fucked, you can have them. Aside from Estonia, who pays their fair share.

I'd probably go to Switzerland or Iceland, far away from any conflict and neutral.

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>mfw we have no allies

>you're not a real man unless you're willing to die for Israel's interests

>>133630958
how will you cross the border?

>>133630361
>>133630682
if you encounter the russian forces, you will be either shot or taken captive
you may get lucky, but, they'll put you in to the cannon fodder battalions
so, you're fucked

>>133631121
NATO?

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>>133630958
Fuck the fuck right off you disgusting retard. You'd never be able to get into Switzerland

I'm in, as long as one of those allies is Gog or Magog.

>>133631389
I didn't say I would try to join the Russian troops, just fire on the U.S. ones to help Russia until they take me out.

>>133631389
In Iceland's case, I'd just take a boat around a deserted part of the island. I'm sure it couldn't be too hard to avoid people when coming ashore in a country smaller than my city.

>>133631407
That's right, I forgot. Europe only takes Muslim refugees and Americans wouldn't be welcome.

>>133627740
I'll be too old for draft or even voluntary service

>Feels bad man

>>133632098
what about coast guard?

>>133632186
if it gets bad (it will), they'll get you too

>>133630361
Locate the nearest gun, put it against your head, and pull the trigger you fucking traitor.

>>133632610
I'm operating under the assumptions that WWIII is based on the way the world is right now. If someone actually attacked us I would be willing to fight for it. If other countries just get sick of American imperialism then I agree with them.

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>>133627740
>be leftard
>hate the army
>hate the draft dodgers

>>133632493
Their coast guard only has four vessels. If I'm found out anyway, I'll hope to be taken to shore and escape at the first chance I get.

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if a white nationalist movement was marching down the street recruiting I would join tomorrow

im also not a draft dodger and capable of training a militia

im just too incompetent to lead but I would surely follow

>>133633225
Seriously. Imagine any of those wacko college commies fighting for their country even for the most righteous cause.

I bet they would be disgusted by things like this: https://youtu.be/O0C-euAyCTU

>>133631166
>you're not a real man unless you go fight Charlie innajungle, lose your legs to an IED and then come back in a wheelchair, whereupon my liberal friends and I will scream at and spit on you
Fixed for accuracy

>>133627740
gonna kill the commie lovers as my ancestors did

>>133627740
dodging the vietnam draft is smart. dumbest war ever to die in

>>133627740
desu if it was our current allies I'd get on the darknet tomorrow and get in contact with our enemies to start feeding them information.

>>133627740
Yes, and the ones who were high profile that joined were never put in any danger and had comfy positions like a bunch of fucking pussies, so whats your point?

>>133634304
it's just the first pic from google you triggered cuck

>>133632610

This desu.

>>133627740
As long as i'm fighting against bolshevism|Jews|islam i'm game

>>133630405
this
im not gonna go fight in some 3rd world shithole just because (((the government))) says so.

in the case of foreign invaders waging war on american soil ill sign up in a heartbeat to defend whats mine.

>draft dodgers
>no Creedence music?
>heres some music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

>>133627740
WW3 is only going to be fought with ICBMs and long-range bombers.

There isn't going to be any massive invasion.

>>133627740
Convicted felon masterrace here, have fun dying for the kikes

>>133635225

Thats precisely why there will never be a WW3. Only minor conflicts and civil wars.

>>133635323
I have a feeling they'll use you too

>>133627740
>in my final year of college
So Ill probably be able to be an officer with the connections i have (dad was a Col, still know a few generals and cols), tho I wont be using those to avoid combat

>>133635465

>son of a Colonel

Holy fuck anon Im so srry.
>the asswooping!

>>133627740
>Will you attempt draft evasion? How are you going to hide?
100%, go inna woods

>>133627740
1. With how picky our military is on who enlists, I highly doubt we'd even have a draft
2. I have legitimate autism diagnosis, which means even if I wanted in, I'd have to go through some screening and waving processes to get in. I personally see this as they don't want autistic fucks like me in the military.

>>133634143
I kinda agree desu, after all is said and done there was 0 reason for us to be in that war, too many worthless deaths and wounded veterans for practically nothing.

>>133627740
Vietnam was a total scam, I applaud anyone who avoided that horseshit draft. Conscription is just a way to increase the military industrial complex's power

>>133635782
good idea but it's very hard to arrange if you don't know what you're doing

>>133635594
Seems to be a misunderstanding here
I was, to use the term, super privileged. Hardly ever got beat

>>133627740
Why is Bill Clinton's picture never in any of these?

>>133636466
i do though

>>133636593
What if the gubmint will see this as a big issue? If that's the case, they'll track you down quite easily

>>133627740
If we(NATO/EU) fight ayone but Russia and Serbia, I am directly going to to volunteer before the sergeant ate his wurst.

>>133635782
Fucking garbage

>>133627740
Depends on what (((they))) think is WW3. Anything involving Middle East outside of butt fucking Saudi Arabia I'm out, and anything involving Russia

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>>133627740

Funny how when the left males these images they ALWAYS leave out Bill Clinton who literally ran to Canada to escape the draft.

>>133627740
>Your country enters the World War III
Putin will be the nigger that triggers WWIII. He's provoking war with the US with his cyberwarfare attacks on America and his repeated threat to annihilate the West with nuclear war.

Putin has threatened to use nukes in Ukraine against the US
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022793/Putin-threatens-nuclear-war-Russian-leader-necessary-step-drive-Nato-Baltics-defend-Crimea.html
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/08/31/putin-threatens-nuclear-war-over-ukraine.html

Putin has threatened to use nukes in Syria against the US
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/threatening-nuclear-weapons-syria-putins-attempt-get-russia-treated-like-superpower-again-1532600

Putin is threatening to use nukes in Norway against the US
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/11886639/Russia-threatens-US-with-nuclear-arms-counter-measures.html

Putin is threatening Germany with nuclear war:
http://www.pravdareport.com/news/world/europe/16-12-2016/136434-russia_germany-0/

Putin is threatening to annihilate the US with nuclear war
http://www.aim.org/aim-column/putin-threatens-america-with-nuclear-annihilation/

Putin threatened to launch a nuclear war if Hillary got elected:
http://globalnews.ca/news/2998588/vladimir-putin-ally-threatens-nuclear-war-if-americans-vote-for-hillary-clinton/

Putin is the one willing to launch the nuclear strikes that trigger WWIII
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/567879/Vladimir-Putin-threatens-nuclear-attack-against-the-West

>>133627740
Putin is the one willing to launch the nuclear strikes that trigger WWIII
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/567879/Vladimir-Putin-threatens-nuclear-attack-against-the-West

Russia has decided to bring back nuclear strike trains for at least 5 army units, for a total capacity of 120 missiles. The modernized versions of the Soviet trains that were shelved in 1993 are meant to be a "trump card" in any Atomic war, as the sheer amount of trains on the railways will overwhelm the attackers capability to effectively strike against the nuclear capability of the country.
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bild.de%2Fpolitik%2Fausland%2Fwladimir-putin%2Frussland-atomzug-50753288.bild.html&edit-text=

Putin and the Kremlin are becoming increasingly aggressive in threatening the world with nuclear war. Putin is really stepping up the fear propaganda on his people. They're being psyop-indoctrinated to fear war by Americans because Vladimir isn't getting his way. He's censoring the internet, unleashing armies of social media trolls and acting crazy like that little North Korean dictator, only shorter.

He assassinates his opponents, bombs schools and hospitals, violates our national security, manipulates our elections, conspires with the jews and muslims, blackmails our president, floods /pol/ with pro-Kremlin propaganda, fake news, slide threads and he's the clay-stealing kleptocrat.

>>133637612

>http://thedailybeast com/articles/2014/08/31/putin-threatens-nuclear-war-over-ukraine.html
https://archive.is/pKkAF

>>133627740
Already planned for this eventuality. I had a doctor diagnose me with bipolar so I would be ineligible for the draft.

>>133627740
>fighting against foreign invader
Would sign up for conscription in a heartbeat.
>fighting so (((someone))) can fill his pockets or a certain union of European states can claim control of a continent
Get fucked, might even consider joining the enemy's side.

>>133637430
im against violence, its ok if u want to die for jews.
ill just leave though