What does pol think about nudists? >I feel lots of people

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>go to nudist beach
>constantly pop random boners when seeing naked 14yo girls

>>133628536
What is the protocol for popping a boner at a nude beach? Will they arrest you for being a pedo

>>133627303
Nudist here. Nothing degenerate about being in your natural-born state.

>>133629053
>nothing wrong with being a barbarian

Goggle "lola's cape d'agde" and see french cougars suck cocks on the beach.

Its fun to watch but I dont want that here. Its embarrassing.

>>133627303
Nature is anathema to civilization

I've got no problem with them because there's no nudists in my state
>average temperature most of the year is 60f

>>133628931
Hiding boner and sitting down is what you're supposed to do I guess or quickly go into the cold water.

No idea what happens when you get caught, I think their naked fathers and brothers might beat the shit out of you.
Hard to tell.

>>133629410
>I think their naked fathers and brothers might beat the shit out of you.
>Hard to tell.
id shoot them. i always carry a one shot zip gun-pipe in my anus at the nude beach

>>133629619
prude americans don't have nude beaches

>>133629740
We have a couple in Portland. Lots of sexual activity goes on.

>>133629740
Yeah why aren't we striving to be more like Germany? We're such imbeciles

>>133627303
attractive female nudists are ok, male nudists shoudl hang themselves

>>133629740
Yes we do we just aren't a majority of degenerate faggots.

Nudism is for slackers, no one can work or do anything productive without some clothes on

>>133629945
Obvious closetfag is obvious

>>133629924
good that you finally understand american

>>133629990
so a bunch of homos too scared from naked bodys?

I LOVE ME SOME SUN ON THE OLD PEEN

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>>133627303
>German serf wants to LARP as a free man by living like a savage.
I'm sorry it's that bad for you. BTW, your clothes are one of the most important determinants of male attractiveness to females (after teeth).

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>>133630291
Name one successful nudist society.
>Even tropical savages wear loincloths.
>Throwing away one of the best means of attracting a female

>>133627303
Europeans are animals.

>Hey family lets go to the nude beach so other men can look at my wife and daughter in the nude.

I hate you faggots I hope millions upon millions of Africans rape and murder all of you.

>>133630921

>europeans

The French and the Krauts anon. The French and the Krauts.

>>133629410
I actually read up on this.

You excuse yourself saying, "excuse me, I'm rising," and then walk away.

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>>133631159
Fucking Scandinavians too. I'm embarrassed to have European ancestry. What the fuck is wrong with white people, every way an area is 90 percent white they turn it into a fucking socialist faggot paradise.

>TFW /pol/ made me a Nazi at first but then made me hate my own race.

>>133631274

>Talking with 12 year old Masha
>excuse me, I'm rising
>turn around 360 degrees
>Fall on her and by mistake insert yourself
>say"excuse me, I'm coming"

nah dawg this aint no good idea


this thread turned me anti-nudist we need to protect our children

>>133631752
*where

>>133627303
Nudism is degenerate. It's an excuse to take legal pictures of naked children nothing more.

yes being in your natural state is degenerate

while your at it remove foreskin as well

>>133630921
i bet you are against burkas.

yet your arguments are exactly the same

>>133630475
you can easily get around this wearing a good watch.

>>133627303
oh great, the next closet queen thread

>>133631159
the portugese are the niggers of europe

>>133628931
you always organize a sufficient amount of friendly boob carrying members of humanity around you, such as to draw the option of luring them into the bushes when the time arrives

>>133632289
Seems you cant stop thinking about naked children, Mr. Pedofighter.

>>133632836
ayy lmao
you're the sand niggers of europe now

In our house, my wife, our live in maid and I are all nudists. I walk in the door put my car/bike keys on the ring and walk upstairs and strip.

>>133629410
>Hiding boner and sitting down
So...they they think there's nothing shameful about the human body EXCEPT for erections? Isn't that a natural too?

>>133632568
I'm not against burkas in fact women in Europe used to wear veils.

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What do nudists do in the winter..?

>>133633393
>In our house, my wife, our live in maid and I are all nudists. I walk in open the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur

>>133633505
it is. just advertizes youre underfucked.
STRATEGY:
>get boner pill, chep knockoff will do
>visit nude beach
>grab a pityfuck or two

>>133633862
>grab a pityfuck or two
Seems you're more likely to be beaten up than fucked.

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>>133633649
Migrate south.

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>>133633711
Kek

>>133633649
Use a ton of blankets and group together under them.

>>133633649
get boners in the sauna, obviously

>>133628536
Fuck off Muhammad, disgusting pedophile.

>>133631274
that feel when when I get an erection, just because I am nude ;_;

>>133628931
>get arrested or beaten for involuntary body function
that's canadian tier stuff there

>>133634994
just claim ure gender fluid before fluiding

>>133631274
>let go of your dogma and inhibitions and be free
>OH MY GOD GET THAT DISGUSTING ERECTION OUTTA HERE

>>133632358
im way ahead of you there

>>133633393
Same here. It's Nude Time, all the time. The backyard was fantastic until those damn kids got a trampoline.

>>133635626
vagina pics or gtfo

>>133627303
If I don't have company over I'm almost always nude. Would never consider leaving home nude

>>133635815
>assuming gender m (default)
right, you really shouldnt be nude on the trampoline, looks ridiculous

>>133635928
it is nothing you consider, it is sth you just do

>>133634152
What is this thicc meme called?

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>>133633393
you have bike keys?
what kind of fucking wizard bike is that?

>>133630182
Well, that's bullshit. I come in from the garage wearing nothing but sawdust and Crocs. I get all kinds of shit done minus clothing.

>>133634511
>Being sexually attracted to sexually, biologically mature females
>Pedo

Pick exactly one.

>>133636157
A custom Suzuki I had modified because my last 2 bikes were stolen.

>>133636029
I'm not on the trampoline. The fucking neighbors kids are. I'm trying to chill in my own back yard, but I now I have Jason & Jessica peering over the fence in 2 second intervals.

>>133634201
KURT WAS MURDERED

>>133636604
KEKish

>>133634511
>girls who are of breeding age
>pedophile
fuck off, it is socially unacceptable but it is not biologically a mental illness like pedophilia.

>>133633393

How old is your maid? Is she hot?

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>>133633649

>>133633393
>live-in maid
is she cute?

>>133628931
You're suppoded to hide it when it happens, like lie down on your stomach, put some clothes on it or something like that. That 14 yo loli is a lifelong nudist and has probably seen more stiff dicks in her life than you have so dont worry too much, it's a normal bodily function.

Afaik 20 % of all families practice some form of nudism at home, like showering with the kids or walking around naked to the bathroom and such things.

>>133627303
I don't mind being naked, but i would marry a girl i met on the nudist beach if you know what i mean.

>>133630475
>BTW, your clothes are one of the most important determinants of male attractiveness to females (after teeth).
wrong. women are primarily attracted to masculinity and confidence

>>133637604
We're all 28, she's about a 6-7/10
>>133637941
Above

>>133627303
>>133638227
Also if you have disgusting body and go to the any beach period i hope you will die in agony.

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>>133627303
I'm against it now cause I know niggers and sandniggers will exploit it but in a homegenic aryan society I'd be for it.

>>133629740
There's one here in North Austin, Tx. It's a county park on Lake Travis. Wouldn't really call it a "beach". Looks rocky as Hell. I've lived here for years, but I've never been there. The cops will bust you for fucking. Lots of gay dudes because, Austin. Some swingers use it a neutral place to meet and "hang out".
https://parks.traviscountytx.gov/find-a-park/hippie-hollow

>>133638244
thats all i am saying. proudly wear your boner man, feels good

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>>133638483

Been to a few - California to Florida.
Not worth the travel, hassle.
Bought a sailboat a few years ago. Lay out, swim naked. Once you go out with a girl, see her naked, they want to go on the boat and lay out naked.
Best. Investment. Ever.

>>133630182
you tell that to all the people continuing the human race

>>133633505
This. This is why nudism is retarded. There is no release unless both parties are allowed to show everything, lust and all, within legal limits of course. Otherwise, it's just more hippy flavoured pretentious new age shit.

>>133627303
What do I think?
Put a goddamn sweater on.

>>133638721
i got banned from there for smoking weed there.
in hippie hollow
what the fuck

>>133639784
We occasionally do it when it gets cold, but we wear clothes like normal outside of the house.

>>133637995
It's not fucking nud"ism" when you don't make a point about it. And before you get all uppidity on me, the difference is that when you point out the fact that someone is nude or ask weird question, as a kid, people get embarassed, give a flustered answer or just tell you not to think about it too much, NOT LAUNCH INTO A MINI SPEECH ABOUT THE ETHICS OF CLOTHING AND THE NATURAL HUMAN STATE.

>>133640848
Whoa, dont attack me.

I'm a shutin loner, nudism at home with the family is totally theoretical to me, like astrophysics.

>>133638404
maybe white nations should make nude swimming the norm
that would trigger the tent lovers

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>>133641787
>maybe white nations should make nude swimming the norm
Absolutely
The tabboo of nudity in general should be removed, that way people with ugly bodies will HAVE to start working out to get a good physique.
Basically, force a fitness cult on whites such as NatSoc Germany did

>>133638404
Be honest. You're scared of big black dicks being exposed to "your" women, and them falling for them.

>>133641583
Excuse my outburst, but your point could easily be used to justify nudism more broadly and needs to be addressed.

Nudity at home, unless you actually happen to live in a family of giant perverts is a none-issue. Even public nudity in certain contexts, such as public paths in countries that have them, aren't a big deal.

>>133642243
you gotta insert yourself first, then there is no desperation

>>133627303
My husband doesn't let me wear clothes but not for those bullshit reasons but because I am not a person so I am not allowed clothes.

>>133627303
>Celebrate all kinds of beauty

Buy a rusty shitty car, it's worth the same as a brand new one. Buy a 100 dollar computer from 5 years ago, it's just as good as a new one with the best specs.

Hell for women you just need to ask if they get the expensive face cream or want the designer shoes. Why? The cheap stuff does the same thing. "You just put your feet in them". Make your own shoes out of a rubber tire! Innovate!

The worst part about body acceptance is that nobody actually believes it. It's just feel good platitudes.

>>133642998
tits or gtfo.
know the rulz

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>>133633649

>>133642998
Cunts are not people and we should not be treated as if we are and a part of that is not allowing us clothing.

>>133642187
fuck
the
jews

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>>133643281

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>>133630475

>>133627303
The only reason Americans do not promote this is that they have no body to be proud of and natural feminine beauty is hated by weak willed women who cannot put down the chocolates.

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>>133646140
i have no idea whatcha talking about, faggot

>>133630475
Lmao, keep telling yourself that, ugglo.

t.femanon

>>133628931
masturbate before going

>>133639762
>Hippies
>Free love
Pick 2, ya goofball.

>>133648488
>claims to female
>posting in nudism thread
>no tits
but what is it then?

I want to go to a nude beach to get a nice tan and run around naked. I love being naked.

Sadly the closest nude beach to me is about 4 hours away and filled with gay dudes sucking eachother off behind sand dunes.

>>133649679
This looks like Brazil and homie is packing a semi chub.

>>133649679
He has an erection in public, how embarrassing. Lucky for him that his low IQ let's him not be introspective enough to feel bad about it.