Do you see what you guys are doing? Grow up and stop supporting a sick man and a sick party.
Lmfao
>>133620339
>My 2 year old just asked if the people in Trump hats were constructing gas chambers. I said I don't know.
>I said I don't know
Oh, I wonder why his child got scared.
>>133620339
>A 2 year old knowing what a gas chamber is
My new born baby turned around and asked me about man's inhumanity to man yesterday. I had to say I don't know. Literally shaking right now.
>>133620339
>>133620339
Fake story.
Very convincing.
>>133620339
I told my child that Donald Trump would nuke our home and our entire family will be dead in an instant. He started crying. Fuck Trump.
>>133620339
Come on, a 2 year old? This is getting too much of a parody to take it seriously.
Why are crying and shaking the equivalent of Purple Hearts for leftists
>>133620996
There is a tweet out there somewhere almost exactly like this. Parent tells their child that Trump is going to personally murder them or some shit. Blames Trump for the child crying.
more efficient to burn them down inside industrial ovens
>>133620339
>>133620339
WHO THE FUCK TOLD HER ABOUT THE SECRET GAS CHAMBERS?
COME ON GUYS! FFS.
PRETEND WE'RE JUST JOKING OK
My 3-month old baby just asked me if Trump is planning to bring back Jim Crow laws. I told him I didn't know. Shaking so hard right now.
Mike, get the gas
>>133620339
One day I was scratching my balls and the sperm in my nutsack asked if the orange man on TV noticed that he sounded just like Hitler
i beat up a 0 year old and told him that trump did it
>>133620339
>>133621108
I hope that parent was jesting just like we're doing here. There's no way the left can be that oblivious to their own actions.
why censor the name tho?
>>133621364
How good did your fingers smell after scratching your balls?
>>133621262
My sperm just asked me If Trump was going to make niggers sit at the back of the bus. Nothing happened because my sperm are white
A two year old asked me if there is any purpose to life. I said I didn't know. He started shaking. It made me question everything.
My two month old just asked me if Trump plans on bombing Hiroshima again. I said I didn't know. He started urinating in his diaper.
>>133620339
if only they were m8s
>>133620854
I just asked my two month old if Trump's economic plans will hurt minorities. He said he didn't know. I am shaking, but proud those were his first words.
My two year old asked me when he could get a job. I said go for it, we high-fived.
>>133620339
I am, but not for the Jews
>>133621338
>>133621879
(you)
>>133620339
>>133620339
My 2 year old just asked if people in shareblue were making shill threads. I said I didn't know. He started shaking. So scared rn
>>133620339
>mommy is there a boogeyman under my bed waiting to kill me
>"idk"
lol
Love when these fucktards use their children as excuses to be politically insane
My 2 day old asked me if the holocaust was real, I said its a lie. Hes been shitting himself everyday since.
>>133622393
it's cause he remembered you cut his foreskin off
>>133620339
Grow up and stop supporting a sick man and a sick party.
We did, thats why we fired obama and hired Trump.
>>133620339
Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.
>>133620339
My daughter turns 2 on August 1st but I'm overseas and my wife decided she wants a divorce and full custody.
It'll be a long time before she can ask me about gas chambers now.
>>133620339
someone needs to call child services before this loon sacrifices their kid to make a point.
>>133621157
You made maybe day
>>133621508
They're from reddit probably.
>>133622496
nope
>>133623021
Fuck women. Hang in there and get the biggest kikiiest like lawyer that ever existed
>>133620339
My 2 year old just asked why mommy is a whore that cheats on daddy. I said I didn't know, but you'll be just like her one day. She started shaking. So pissed rn.
My two-year old just asked me about time-dilation in relation to traveling the event-horizons of black holes. I said I didn't know. He started folding inwards through spacetime collapsing into himself. So scared rn
>Started shaking
What the hell is she shaking her two year old kid up for? Is this what causes leftist retardation?
why do trump supporters want to traumatize 2 year olds? look what you've become
>>133620339
Usually it's 8yo in those fake tweets.
>>133623599
>>133621508
Because the name was already censored when he found it on reddit and reposted it. That's /pol/ now, circlejerks over stolen reddit content.
>>133620339
My 2 year old just asked if Trump was going to kill all of the niggers. I said I didn't know. He started shaking. So scared rn
My wifes 18 month old son asked if the neo-nazi trump supporters were busy developing a weaponized fully airborne dispersal ready variant of H1N1/09. I said how can I know. He started shaking and vomiting.
>be me
>have son
>tell son Holocaust wasn't real
>he starts shaking
>his shaking becomes so erratic and quick that he begins to turn into a blur
>he vibrates through the fabric of space time and disappears in front of my very eyes
>2 seconds late reply he pops back into existence, and the blue that is my son starts to coalesce into a coherent image and his shaking slows down until I can see my son again
>he brought me a beer from my fridge
>it's all foamy from the shaking
I'm still working on the prototype.
>>133623714
some psych grad could do a study/paper on why 8yrs seems to be the preferred age for shit like this
>>133620854
My wifes prenatal/biracial son asked me what this comic meant. I had to say I don't know and he kicked "nigga you don't understand basic surrealism" in morse code from the womb.
My 6 month yearold just asked me if needing an ID card to vote is racist. I said that I didn't know. He literally pissed his nappy, I'm black and shaking him right now.
>>133620676
That's nothing, my kid wrote a thesis on the duality of human nature while in the womb!
I asked my two year old if Trump was going to bring back slavery. He said he didn't know. I'm shaking. So scared m
>>133623995
Thought you were going with a Dr. Manhattan joke but somehow it was worse
>>133620339
https://twitter.com/skip_taco/status/797464328668594176?lang=en
A RECENT TWEET:
>nıgnog recites r/the_donald tier talking points, receives over 6 million retweets. Can't wait to repatriate him to Africa.
It's a fucking parody tweat.
My one year old thanked me today for not aborting him. I started shaking and said your lucky your not a Nigger.
>>133624099
KEK
> 2 year old
> knowing about the gas chambers
>>133624099
my sides
Why does a 2 year old know what a gas chamber is?
>>133620339
Stop shaking that Registered Nurse.
You could hurt somebody!
>>133620339
>my 2 year old
This is stupid.
Just stupid.
What the fuck happened to my country?
>>133624262
They get indoctrinated early
>>133620339
My sperm asked me if Trump was another Hitler. I told them I don't know. They all cried in fear. So scared atm senpai.
My one month old asked me if she's going to be deported if she wears her hijab to school. I told her yes and she started crying. FUCK DRUMPF
My 3yr old asked me after trump was elected how long the liberals were going to cry. Made my day. Such a proud father.
>>133624099
>I'm black and shaking him right now.
>>133620339
>leftists support antifa: a group of commie thugs that attack people and destroy property
>leftists support communism: an ideology that killed over 100 million people in the 20th century
>leftists call anyone that isn't the left Nazis to discredit and discourage people from having different ideas and opinions regardless of what they are
You won't need to worry about being gassed when the Left Wing Death Squads rob you of your property, starve you, ruin your country and turn it into an industrial shithole, and then put a bullet in the back of your head in front of a crowd on national television to make an example of you for your thought crimes even if you did nothing wrong and just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>133620339
I admit it, I lol'ed.
Thanks for brightening my day senpai
>>133623794
I love how the original image actually triggered leftists, so they had to put a H-dawg Pepe over Beanz's name as not to offend the Mexicans who are in their opinion "Too stupid to get the ironic joke."
>>133623995
>>he vibrates through the fabric of space time and disappears in front of my very eyes
>with a flash of golden light I watch my son transform into a man, achieving unimaginable greatness
>reappears through the golden light
>my son is hitler!
>"neon father, the holocaust WAS real"
>check the news, no Jews in sight
>my iPhone disappeared in the temporal shift
>world is now a paradise
Thank you son
A 2 year old does not ask such questions and therefore that tweet is pure fiction.
Quick, where's the artesian cheese maker turned rebel soldier??
My dog asked me if Trump was going to make him get in the cage. I said I didn't know. He started shaking. So scared m
>>133620339
I know the woman who made this tweet. She actually lives in the same town as my cousin. I can assure you, this actually happened.
>>133624040
I have the creeping feeling that the author of that paper was WELL past eight.
>>133624040
>low enough IQ to think this is believable
>watches star wars
It checks out.
>>133624645
THIS. I will tell you a real story. My liberal co-worker related a story how her 5 year old sun voted in his school's mock election adn she asked him who he voted for. He proudly said TRUMP, she was taken about and asked him "oh well why didnt you vote for Hillary" saying she respected his own right to pick whoever he wanted and he replied
"ARE YOU KIDDING! I'd never vote for KILLARY"
the memes are working boys, this was in liberal Jewyork
My 2 year old ask me if people in trump hats were constructing gas chambers - I explained that real Americans only want dangerous criminals executed, and as long as the American people have our military, our personal weapons, millions of trained patriotic veterans among us, and a willingness to fight any and all threats to our freedom, we need not fear any of us will be genocide victims.
>>133621512
A rosas crl
>>133624213
no shit, most of the tweets posted on here are by /pol/tards
if someone starts a thread with a tweet from a literally who it's probably by the OP
>My two year old asked if they were constructing gas chambers. I bought him a soap making kit..
>>133624040
Of course a fully grown adult didn't write this to attempt to make it look like a child did...
>>133624058
DID YOU JUST ASSUME XIR GENDER
>>133620339
>I said I didn't know
No
You do know.
And you're being disingenuous.
You know they're not
You know anyone with a MAGA hat is 90% likely to be a rural American Conservative person who's sick of the shit way Obama ran the country.
Now fuck off you sack of shit
>2 year old
>Knowing about gas chambers
Either the kid was a Jew who had to be indoctrinated into the Shoah myth early in life, the parent has no respect for innocence and taught a child about the "genocide", or the stupid bitch is lying.
My new born asked me if Trumps proposed tariffs on imports would truly bring back manufacturing jobs to the United States or if it would be more productive to focus on education the jobless so they can fill new higher tech positions. He's literally shaking right now and I don't know what to tell him.
>>133620339
I have never started "literally shaking" before. What does it actually look like?
My wife's fetus asked me how trump would use economic sanctions to avoid nuclear strike with North Korea, and if reunification was even possible. I said I don't know, and he went into a gestational seizure.
ARE YOU HAPPY REPUBLIDUMBS?!
>>133620868
What's funny is this is what should really worry people.
>>133625649
>MAGA bat
FUND IT!
>>133620854
Top laff m80
My grandson asked if Trump was literally Hitler
I told him no and then he told me I was racist and stole my Parkinson's meds
I'm literally shaking now
>>133621136
Pic related. One can easily get 110-120 libshits in one of these.
>>133626087
Patite mal siezure
>>133620339
GAS GAS GAS
My wife's biracial son wrote an outstanding thesis about the impoverishment of the black race due to white aggression. I really enjoyed reading it at gunpoint.
>>133624099
Strayan bantz
>>133624923
I get that reference!
>>133623794
>mexican
>pro gay
Next thing you know they'll start believing muslims are pro gay too, just because they can find that one overused example of gay muslim wedding.
>>133626327
>>133620339
>god emperor Trump
>children and adults idolize him around the world
>excited child asks mother if RWDS and gas chambers are happening
>mom cannot comfirm nor deny
>child shakes with excitement at the thought of a secured future for himself and his people.
>>133620854
He will grow up to be a fine shabbos goy one day.
>>133626613
>>133621157
Lmao
>>133620339
Either she's lying or she's brainwashed the poor kid.
I wish we would just cut the shit and exterminate liberals.
>>133626749
Oh boy they are in for a fucking treat. Post vid when they get thrown off building.
>>133620339
>my 2 year old
>knows what a gas chamber is
>has any understanding of why gas chambers are bad
>has a concept of the cultural meme that is "gas chambers"
Hitler was fucking right, we need to eliminate these people
>>133626705
>>133620868
Conngress has been majority republican for 7 years
>be
>browsing /pol/
>Stumble up and OP with one sentence of text.
>mouse over OP's id.
>mfw it has ONE post in the thread.
>>133620339
>My 2 year old CEO boss of the construction company I work for asked if Trump was looking at have gas chambers made. I said I didn't know. He said work up the numbers and submit a proposal just in case. Literally shaking right now, this could be a huge contract for the company.
Back in reality
>Perceptive 3 year old asks why everyone gets tense when a stinky nigger gets on the bus
>>133625008
>>133625352
If that's adult writing for you then I'm afraid to ask how you were taught to write in elementary school... lol
I bet none of you even graduated high school.
>>133620339
Lying like this is so pathetic
Twitter should be shut down
Guys, my ZYGOTE just tapped my wife's daughter's stomach "Is Donguld Blumpf going to deport-rape shoot nigger fag anti-Islam diversity gas chambers Hitler Mussolini Cheeto Benito?" in Morse Code. CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO XER? FUCK YOU DRUMPFKINS
God I miss these threads from the election.
>>133620339
lets hope he does
>>133627684
It takes years of practice to write that legibly. Even then some of us still can't do it.
Then there is the all caps sentence
Open your fucking eyes
>>133620339
>if the people in Trump hats were constructing gas chambers
a-are we?
>>133628611
Simple joke or attention seeking teen?
>>133624040
It's extra funny because after this came out Hasbro promised to put Rey in the next version. Well it's coming out soon and she's still not in it. Meanwhile the Hasbro CEO said in an interview what amounts to "We don't give a shit the gender of who is buying our stuff, as long as people are buying it"
>>133620339
why lie? the fact idiots believe it pisses me off more than the lie itself. what 2 year old knows a out gas chambers?
>>133629219
An educated woke one.
I really believe these people are scaring the shit out of their kids by saying Trump is literally Hitler.
They should have their kids taken away.
>>133629025
>no swelling
>those "wounds" and that "bleeding"
Totally legit you guys.
t. veteran of like 2 or 3 fistfights
>>133628611
>>133628985
>>133629339
It's real, I've been in more fights than you.
>>133627684
the fact you think people can't intentionally write poorly to make it look like a kids handwriting makes me think you never graduates high school.
>>133629025
More left handed trump attacks. How strange that no trumpets are right handed
>>133629524
Honestly my handwriting is probably naturally that bad by now. I type all day for a living and the only thing I ever write by hand anymore is my signature which is obviously illegible as well.
>>133620339 (Saged)
>your son just started having a seizure
>you're on twitter instead of taking him to a medical professional
You're a bad parent.
>>133629267
god damn 8 year old democrats, the most powerful demographic on the left. we must stop them.
>>133620339
Gaslighting is a tactic often used by progressives. This tactic has backfired so gloriously, it got Trump elected.
It also has minimized any damage "Nazi" could produce in a debate.
Basically nobody gives a shit about Hitler's rein anyway longer.
Congratulations it's cool to be called a Nazi now
>>133629644
kek, you have to write a letter to the democrats pretending to be 8 years old and tell them you are shaking because you're scared john podesta is coming for you.
>>133629644
I've read Harry Potter fanfics that were more believable than this
>>133630122
It's an ancient copypasta from /tv/
>>133620996
I told my 8 year old niece that Donald Trump would find her, rape her, kill her family and skin them alive and force her to watch, then nail her to a cross and force her to die a slow agonizing death, and she started crying, honestly fuck Trump.
>>133630290
Ah, I've never seen it before.
>>133630122
I would ask why you read shitty fanfics from a shitty franchise but why derail an epic thread?
My cat asked me if Trump was gonna make it bathe. I said IDK and it ran up a tree and started shaking. So scared RN
>>133630290
It's actually from /mu/.
>>133620854
On election night I explained to my gay neighbor this president is planning to round people like him up to have them shot and he started sobbing hysterically
seriously fuck that fear mongering piece of shit drumpf
>>133626087
I have but it usually comes with a feeling of lightheadedness and struggling to stand. Usually happens after drinking something like a Coke or a Mountain way too fast.
>>133630420
I was a troubled middle schooler.
Sorry to derail the thread! I didn't mean to.
BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND.
>>133620339
You'd have to be a really shitty parent to teach your kid about the holocaust at 2 years old. That kid (if this is even real, which I'm sure it's not) wouldn't even know what gas was, let alone what Hitler was, or what the Jews were. Fuck I hate it when parents poison their children's minds with lies like that shit.
>>133623794
>cutting out the bar code and disclaimer
Enjoy going to jail fuckface.
I'm literally shaking
Election night was terrifying for my whole family. My three-week old son turned to me as he watched the victory speech and said "Doesn't Trump realize his hateful rhetoric sets back international and advantageous relations that Obama spent years fostering to prosperity?"
>>133630788
This is the real reason the Earth has been getting warming. With half the population shaking from fear of Trump is causing body temperatures to rise and that heat has to go somewhere.
Fuck off with your shitposting op
That's nothing. My 3 week old newborn was pondering the implications of deeply rooted post modern societal structure when he asked if I thought that Trump represented a reactionary movement to reinstate moral and philosophical standards and I said I didnt know and he started crying.
Fuck Trump.
>>133620339
I sincerely doubt a 2 year old could put that together.
>>133624099
>>133620339
leftists are the ones fear-mongering
you should be ashamed of yourselves, fucking bigots and hypocrites
>>133621157
>>133620339
> Two year old knowing about gas chambers.
Future Jew propagandist detected
>>133631611
Ecks. Dee.
>>133625169
My son was in kindergarten during the election. All the boys voted for Trump. All the girls voted for Hillary.
>>133620339
Hahaha. What moron fell for this? Obviously not people who have kids, because they know a 2 year old could never formulate a thought like that and certainly not articulate it in speech.
Excellent larp however :)
>>133629644
>15 milkyways
>>133620339
I can only imagine how much effort she put into making her two year old child aware of the holocaust and what gas chambers and what the hats even mean. That is some top tier parenting, I mean anyone else might try and focus on making their kid happy and a well rounded person but hey--who am I to judge?
>>133620339
>2 year old
>>133626749
These delusional idiots are into a big surprise when majority Muslim UK will outlaw LGBTetc+ and start hanging them.
It's like kikes cheering the inauguration of the "Auschwitz Holiday Resport and Recreation Center".
>>133620339
Are Americans actually this retarded?
>>133620339
>The president of the United States is a meanie bobeenie and he hurt my fee fees so I'm going to emotionally abuse my child
I mean this didn't actually happen but still
>>133621157
Quality post m8
>>133620339
>I said I didn't know
>>133629458
Let's pretend it's actually real for a second
>"I'm hurt"
>his friend literally looks like he tried to kiss a freight train and he STILL manages to make it all about himself
>>133621411
kek saved that one mate!
My 8 year old grandson asked me if i was a hero during the meme wars.
Grandpa said no...
But i shitposted with a company of heroes.
>>133621157
>Nigger Killer Death Squads
Where does one apply to join this august and venerable organization?
>>133633712
What kind of faggot autographs his own memes though? Especially a shitty unoriginal one like this?
>>133620339
What kind of shitty parent has their kid that worked up about a fucking politician
>>133633478
Source on that pic?
>>133634266
javshit
My wife's ultrascanned 7-month fetus sign languaged to us if Trump was going to kill him and all his unborn friends while we sleep. We tapped in Morse Code that we didn't know. Then he began thrashing and kicking as if he was crying. So scared.
>>133620339
>This will forever be fanfic
>>133620996
>Crying
>Not cheering instead
You need to feed him more alcohol
>>133628611
>You will never 1599
Why live?
>>133629644
>Nu-/pol/ is so new they don't recognize this pasta
>One of my favorite actors asked me which Back to the Future was my favorite..
>>133629644
Fake post. Jesus christ that is an age old copypasta.
>>133634353
What?
Just post a link senpai.
I really wanna see her titties
>>133620854
>Anons seriously underestimating the development rate of children
Yours may be retarded, but i know when mine was 2 she was more than capable of that, particularly as she was approaching 3.
I have no issue believing that lefties are bad enough parents for that kind of shit to happen.
>>133633988
Don't worry lad, we'll take the little tyke out for a pint to make him feel special
Can you even talk or undestand things at 2 years old?
>>133620339
See tweet.....
...
.....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
....
Snif.
If only..
>>133629340
>>133621073
Apparently not for libshits
>>133629340
>>133635265
Needs the one where Sara silberman confuses underground orange power line markers for swastika
>>133626327
>>133621157
i dont think most liberals would even understand the concept of this image
>>133635017
bump
>>133620339
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>133620868
These childish faggots should be allowed to vote.
>>133636793
why
>>133636927
>why
Because people with the emotional capacity of a child can't make adult decisions.
>>133629025
and thats why capitalism is superior.
>>133621157
if god was real this would happen
>>133624561
That image was made by our own lads like many of the HILLDAWG memes.
>>133620640
Soon. I've converted my shed into a gas chamber. Just need the president to sign the America for Americans law into effect.
Soon. Soon the final solution to the liberal question will be upon us.
>>133620854
your baby gonna be deep af
>>133620339
literally, shaking...
TFW a fucking parent can't answer a two year old's question truthfully about whether or not the fucking president is building fucking gas chambers. "yes, darling, of course they are."
>>133620339
One day I want to live in a world where that mother can tell her son that, yes, they are building gas chambers.
>>133624040
Written in the colors of the gay flag because what would feminism be without latching onto the gay crusade and be seen as legit Also they left out the new revision of the flag now that black lives matters is using gays as their megaphone There's supposed to be a black bar on it now and by not using the a black pen they are promoting white supremacy and day is raycis. Shit it down
>>13362033
Yank the kid out of the house and beat the parents ass for physical and mental abuse.... I know it's FAKE! 2 yr old yeah right... Go away bernie, cant wait til your wife gets tried and maybe look into whos funds paid for your third house.
>>133620339
She'll be going in first
>>133620339
This didn't happen but ok
>>133620339
short answer: yes they are
long answer : OP, you are the next :p
>>133620339
>>133620854
The sperm in my left nut asked me if Donald Trump was going to get the nuclear codes and kill everything on this planet. I said I don't know. It started literally shacking in my crouch and then my whole body started literally shaking too until I realized my gender is Blender.
>>133639352
If you realize there's a vacancy it should be your duty to fill it.
>>133620339
>Leftist nutjobs psychologically abuse their children and/or make up virtue signalling bullshit on twitter.
Well color me shocked.
>>133624728
Sorry I'm late. I tried to find the source for more hilarity but no such luck.
>>133647256
I can't wait for ICE to shoot this idiot.
>>133645794
Islam praice blenders now !
>>133645794
underfuckingrated.