Sadly...I don't believe my carbon footprint is as large

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BUMP!

fuck you niggers I wanted a party

Buy a diesel truck then rip off all the emissions garbage then roll coal all day.

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>>133566986
Wood gas is a syngas fuel which can be used as a fuel for furnaces, stoves and vehicles in place of gasoline, diesel or other fuels. During the production process biomass or other carbon-containing materials are gasified within the oxygen-limited environment of a wood gas generator to produce hydrogen and carbon monoxide. These gases can then be burnt as a fuel within an oxygen rich environment to produce carbon dioxide, water and heat. In some gasifiers this process is preceded by pyrolysis, where the biomass or coal is first converted to char, releasing methane and tar rich in polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons.

>>133566986
use your private jet for trips to the corner store like dicaprio and algore

>>133566986
>work in hvac
keep giving me customers, thanks

>>133570308
switch back to freon fgt

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>>133566986
>Drive everywhere.
>Make sure your food comes from as far away as possible.
>Fly to Latvia on a leased jet every week, just to grab a beer.
>Collect 6 pack holders from the hood and dump them in the Great Lakes.
>Buy a freighter and have it sail the ocean for no reason (A Maersk Moller freighter alone produces more carbon than all the cars in the US).
>Keep lights on 24-7.

You guys have bad ideas, I'm just gonna keep folding proteins at home on my 4chan rig

>>133569602
I will, thanks fellow snek flag bro

>>133566986
Have children.

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>>133566986
You could use burning tires to lynch niggers, I think it's called necklacing. Also burning 6 gorillion Jews would increase global warming significantly.

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>>133566986
>What simple and cheap ways(as a burger) can I employ to help God keep his loved ones warm?

>>133566986
You know the Yankees broke the NAP so that's what started the civil war

>>133571676
Roll coal and kids, got it
1488

Only eat beef

>>133572580
Yeah, have lots of kids = create more carbon footprint makers. I was told that it is the best way.
The coal and beef and vehicles are nice, but pale in comparison to making more humans.

>>133566986
Burn shingles