At 9:45PM EST The United States of America will launch tomahawk

>>133552736

Kek Wills it.

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>>133552736

Kek wills it, check these digits

>>133552997
Reroll kek

And then the North Koreans push the South Koreans into the sea

>>133552736
bamp

I call bullshit

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This nothing Again?

FAKE.

>>133552736
Tomahawk missiles are not strong enough to destroy a nuclear missile silo.

>>133552736
those missles couldn't take out a silo

>>133552736
No
No they won't. What will happen though
>OP will fap to Brazilian shemale hardcore
>he'll shit post again here during his long ass refractory period
>nothing will happen in 90minutes
>your lives will be as empty as your weekend plans

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>>133553193
No friend I get my sources from the top. Just checkem and pic related.

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>>133553389

UMA

>>133553484
the fuck is that

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>>133553309
>>133553365
One topped with the Tomahawk capable W80 could do it if you dial the yield down to 1 kT.

But this is bullshit. Both the Ohio SSGNs in the area are currently in port.

>>133553389
This, I have sources that can confirm.

>>133552736
NK invasion happenings have been nothing but disapointment after disapointment.

These threads have been claiming THIS TIME will be the actual strike since last year so at this point, until i fucking see the missiles explode on NK soil I refuse to believe anymore.

>>133554076

giant coca cola kinder egg ice

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>>133554459

my dad works for nintendo, i can confirm this.

>>133552736
NK never delivers. We'll never ever get a happening from them.

>>133553389
Brazilian shemale hardcore is LITERALLY the best porn out there
Aside from that, fuck off with this shit op, I have seen this post 77777 times since january

Fact: the agitated peace will continue until NK collapse within 25 years. ROK, US and to a lesser extent China will handle the fallout and there will be a single unified Korea.

Think DDR+BRD for you Deutsche bros

>>133552736
>no t.r.ip.s
>not even d.u.b.s
Fuck outa here.

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>mfw in an hour I'll be jerking off or watching a movie
Yeah, we'll see, you fucking faggot.

>>133552736
I've seen this post before. It was bullshit. You have no digits and you are fucking leaf.

>>133552736

Every time you use the brainwash colors and claim a happening it's been bullshit.

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>>133552736
Fuck off larper

Fuck off T_D faggots falling for this obvious LARP.

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plz have Navy recruiting surge with dem nice bonuses.

I dreamt about Kek last night and saw acres of fields ablaze. Praise Kek, giver of digits

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>>133554076
100 Niggawatt mutated watermelon. It's weaponized. Upon the deployment niggers attract to the watermelon to the tune of 100 million niggers from across the world. It should do it for the Best Korea.

>>133554655
THIS, I AM NINTENDO

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>tfw you want NK to get nuked just because they blue ball so much.

>>133555405
>doesn't mention it was a lucid dream
>doesn't get digets

>>133552736
Stale pasta

There are no d.u.b.s anywhere on this thread. Kek isn't here. OP is fake news.

>>133552736
trips or not gonna happen

fuk this thread let's get out of here and jerk off together guys

>>133555482
Who is this 2008-looking motherfucker?

>>133552828
>>2828

witnessed

>>133555700
By the grace of kek, will not happen.

>>133555833
that doesn't count you faggot
thats not how kek rolls

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>>133552828
>>133555833
S H A D I L A Y

>>133552736
>No digits
Your post is a disappointment, you are a disappointment, your father's a disappointment.

>>133555832
Johnny Jewel, musical genius.

>>133555354
lol nice bonuses, not unless you're a nuke, you'll get dogshit. and if they're just grabbing people for bodies you won't get good jobs either.

Check'm, going down in Korea town!

>>133552736
Not while the Emperor is in Paris.

check my keks

Russia will proceed from the North.

>>133555844
>>133556302
>>133556327
Not happening.

>>133556024
NO. PATHETIC POST IS PATHETIC.
KEK IS NOT HERE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a80z-hgP5wY

>>133552736
You've got an hour faggot. I've never seen a post like this pan out but I hope you're right.

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>>133552828
>>133555833

well shit boys

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>>133556419
You rang?

>>133552736
I smell fake news

>>133556449
It will get pruned. They always do.

>>133552736
pls to do. been awhile since a true happening.

>tfw you realize the two hour meeting between Putin and Trump was spent planning the invasion of North Korea and how to get the chinks on board

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>China will help overthrow their puppet state buffer to the West

??

One day one of these happening threads will be right. But not today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiCMW4Je8So

>>133556905
That's my jam. Have a you.

999

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>>133556905
9:45 PM is 10:15 AM in DPRK. We would strike at night, like we always do.

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>>133552736
Nice source faggot. FYI. North Korean doesn't have nuclear silo's. All of their long range missles capable of carrying even their smallest warhead are liquid fueled and surface gantry launched.

>>133552736
Fuck off, larping leaf.

>>133556864
Putin doesn't give a shit about NK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiOqZVXaDUk

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>>133556897
This

Russia and China actually signed a deal with NK for a solution to be ONLY dialogue.

Any force the USA uses against NK will be it's own

ITS HAPPENING

>>133557489
Russia borders nk you dolt. p sure they'd care about a massive potential war on their border.

>>133557637
Not it's not.

Live view. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3xP1X3tDsg

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Why would they launch them while Trump is in Paris?

>>133552736
I hope

>>133552736
I'll screenshot it and hold on to it for a few minutes

>>133558315
My thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YQM_zfYO7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVT8k-0wec

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Would be great if he pushes the button for launch while meeting with Macron.

>>133552736
Kek wills it.

>>133556024
>>133552828
you fucking normies
get outta 4chan and go back to plebbit

>>133553309
lol - the pentagon would like a word with you.

>>133552736
Nothing's going to happen kiddo.

almost now?

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3 minutes to go

>>133552736
> in literally 2 minutes.
Please be real.

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>>133552736
amen leafag

>>133562346
How new are yo? This thread is made every day.

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Get fucking in here

>>133561245

You fuckers complain about fake news and yet you're the biggest proponents of it

Just saw about 60 tomahawaks cruise overhead
Rocky Mount NC

I can't see shit capt

>>133552736
It's habbenning

>>133556036
>Happening thread
>Posts time
The roll is whether the timestamped prediction is correct, not whether the gets post digits.

>>133552736
It's EDT you fucking nigger.

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>>133552736
>tomahawk missiles
LAME
gimme some MOABS

>>133562476
>Iedditor doesn't understand the meme culture of /pol/

Feel free to fuck off then

>>133562554
Are you for real?
Take pics.

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Confirmed

You said the same thing 2 weeks ago

This will be an even greater massacre than the bombing of the opening ceremonies of the London Olympics, or the massacre at the Boy Scout Jamboree.

This is even more intense than Jade Helm

times up, OP

>>133562845
>Saudi Arabia

Woah woah hold on now we are supposed to be PRETENDING to fight Jihadism

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it is time

It might take some time to report... Give it until 11pm for certain but this isn't the first time they lied about North Korean invasion..
>>133562845
>nuking Quebec
/ourguy/

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>>133562845
^ legit as fuck

>>133562684
Gay and useless flashy toy

>>133562845
>one of the "stan" countries... and Quebec.

Or Quebec, anon.

Confirmed twice

>>133562845

mite b cool

>>133553389
Hey OP, you can go back to fapping.
And to the rest of you, why this false hope?

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>>133562845
More evidence that Muslims are worthless trash to be wiped from the planet. Fucking taqiyya scum.

I am posting from the DMZ. Invasion has been pushed to 10:20 EST to allow Trump to enjoy both scoops.

>>133552736
ICBMS JUST LAUNCHED AT VANDENBERG!

>>133555833
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>133552736
and sage!

and it's nothing

>>133553257
What actually is "Operation Helmsman Bronze"? When I google the term (with quotes) all I get is a single /pol/ thread which is from May 4 and has the exact same OP as this one, word for word. And someone (you?) posts the exact same pic.

>>133552736
That would be nice, but I don't think this is going to happen unless something VERY specific happens.

Tomahawks don't bust silos. Any post so contending is retarded bait.

Kill all military illiterates by IS-approved methods.

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>>133552736
>checks watch
>10:16 EST
>yawn

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI, called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchhill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called Bilderberg, called my neighbours, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>133564871
kys larping fggt

>>133565793
But did you call 877-CASH-NOW ?

Guys, don't worry, we're gonna send those fuckers through the time machine!

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>>133565959
damn it

>>133565959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3mcRHUDWA

>>133552736
ok, so when?

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GUYS...

It's passed 9:45 pm EST LOL

>>133566978
On February 2, 2032. OP just wasn't specific.

Doubt it......but it would be nice

>>133567332
Its 10:37 pm here

>>133566652
Oh no... They can hit Hawaii now... I'm so sad... Noooooo not Hawaii...

>>133563200
>reddit memes
Fuck off you dumb nigger.

>>133552736
Fucking same leaf everytime
Sage this faggot

>>133552736
NOTHING HAPPENED. Thanks a lot, faggot.

>>133554655
wtf I wanna fuck snakes now