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>"Chicago Tribune obtained a Minnesota state death record filed in Olmsted County that says Smith committed suicide in a hotel near the Mayo Clinic at 1:17 p.m. on Sunday, May 14. He was found with a bag over his head with a source of helium attached. "
>"In the note recovered by police, Smith apologized to authorities and said that "NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER" was involved in his death. He wrote that he was taking his own life because of a "RECENT BAD TURN IN HEALTH SINCE JANUARY, 2017" and timing related "TO LIFE INSURANCE OF $5 MILLION EXPIRING."
>http:// archive.is/gdZLH
This has SIDE OF BEEF all over it
>>133548623
His name was Peter W. Smith
>>133548623
...Why would someone...care enough to write that for authorities? I smell HUUUUGE bullshit.
>>133548623
Bump
>>133548623
>source of helium attached
>His final words in a squeaky high pitched helium voice were ''/pol/ was right''.
>NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER
hahahahaha, whether he killed himself or the clintons did it that is some funny shit
>BUMP!
This is why shareblue shills are out in full force right now. So many retarded bait threads rn.
>>133548623
>NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER
lmao
>The employee, who spoke on the condition he not to be identified because of the sensitive nature of Smith's death, described the tank as being similar in size to a propane tank on a gas grill. He did not recall seeing a bag that Smith would have placed over his head. He said the coroner and police were there and that he "didn't do a lot of looking around."
>>133549166
>"He was found with a bag over his head with a source of helium attached."
>"NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER"
LEGIT.
As the assassin left the room he realized one thing was missing
He retraced his steps to the 'suicide note' and added NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER
'That'll put an end to any suspicions' he thought with a knowing grin
>>133548623
what did he do that would make the clintons want to kill him
confused help
>>133548623
kek this has cia written all over it
>>133549516
>>133551375
Too sloppy for a CIA hit, My money is on side of beef hit squad, they were counting on nobody questioning his death since he was old.
>>133549883
why would shareblue slide this you dumb nigger? there is no reason the left would want to whack this guy and every reason the right would.
>>133548623
bump