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Jesus fuck, he's gone completely rogue
>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses /pol/
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies
Is he /ourguy/?
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>>133526300
source on everything below the second point.
ill wait
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One can dream
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>>133526300
He's being mind controlled by the hag of his wife. The moment he became president he became the closest thing France has to royalty and the witch used his blood to restore her magical powers. Now she is using her newly restored powers to mind control Macron into turning her into a queen. I won't be surprised if she starts looking younger and younger every day.
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>>133526300
Seems like some type of shitty rundown you're trying to reverberate
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>>133526685
there is no source because none of it is real
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>>133526685
He's poking fun at shill threads glorifying him, retard.
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>>133526300
what's up with this shilly copy pasta threads on Macron?
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>>133526300
We all know what happened. Someone made a call.
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Jesus fuck guys Macron has just gone rogue. Is he, /ourguy/?
>Renames "Ministry of Defense" to "Ministry of the Armies"
>Wants to make France a military superpower again
>Auto-proclaims himself "Chief of the Secret Services"
>Fires a ton of journalists
>Says journalists are incapable of grasping his intellect.
>Puts everyone with potential terror connections on a watchlist
>Produces USSR-tier propaganda clips where he's called "The Saviour"
>Cuts welfare and social security, social spending as a whole
>Allows migrants to be worked more than 40 hours a week, to pay them little and fire them easily
>Pro-monarchy
>Says Africa's problems are "Civilizational"
>Says African women are having too many babies
>Buddies with Trump and Putin.
>Has literally taken the Bogpill.
>Constantly compares himself to the god Jupiter.
>Cut taxes and shrank the government welfare for refugees
>Backed off on ousting Assad
>Told Italy to go fuck themselves when it comes to the migrant crisis
He broke the conditioning. Emmanuel "See a nigger, pull the trigger" Macron has gone rogue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5dZYG24yM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NODFhyQg1qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIR7dCOiVzI
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He's not /ourguy/ but I would slob on his knob like corn on the cob
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>>133526300
He literally is lmao
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>>133526685
yes its 100% true he beheaded journalists in public, look it up dipshit
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>>133527967
He's /ourfrog/ and I would Eiffel a milf with him.
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>>133526300
> large influx of refugees
> Soros puppet
> terrorist bombings every week
macron is low level puppet. He's irrelevant
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>>133526300
wait wait wait, I'm gonna need sources on those.
Guys, is this legit?
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>>133526300
>claims Rhineland is French territory
Stupid fucking Rhineland is like 50% arab/african. No wonder he claims it.
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>>133526300
Did you actually believe the media when they said Macron was the rational centrist?
He founded his own party, The Republic on March. Members are called "militants".
He said he was neither right nor left, but a new third way.
Basically none of his policies were clearly explained before the election and ran a smear campaign against Le Hitler.
Literally fabricated a "Russian hack" of his campaign.
I never trusted this guy for a second. He has continually reminded me of Hitler in every way except his actual policies, which are already completed different from what he was saying pre-election. And the fact that he won with 30% of the vote and his party won a supermajority with ~30% of the vote really just highlights why European politics are totally fucked.
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>>133528900
no, it's blatant shilling
macron is a globalist, he's an ex-banker
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>>133526685
He did increaded a lot the military budget and appointed a righwinger primer minister tho. And alsoshowed a lot of interest into French monarchy's symbols.
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>>133526300
I believed all of these until beheads journalists in public. Nice bulletpoints desu
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>>133528389
You can't find it because all the journalists were beheaded
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>buddies with George Osborne
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/803070/france-president-elect-emmanuel-macron-ties-elite-britain-osborne-mandelson
>DEFINITELY /OURGUY/ LALALA NOT AN ELITE EX-BANKER GLOBALIST
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>>133527374
>Reuters (don't have links cause I read it on my phone app)
Macron has literally said he wants to be a "Jupiterian President" and explained that the metaphor is that he should only appear in public to issue decrees for the legislature to fulfill or else.
He plans to do annual addresses to the legislature at Versailles.
He has expanded French military missions in western Africa.
He did say Frexit would be necessary if the EU didn't reform as he pleases it to.
He has increased deportations.
He did leave Merkel out in the cold at the G7, but not at the G20.
He's also threatened to reduce the number of legislators by a constitutional referendum if they don't pass everything he wants.
His wife is much older than him and was his high school teacher who left her husband to bang him. They both claim it was purely non-physical obsessive mutual love before he was 18, FWIW.
He's reducing military spending, though.
The rest are obviously jokes.
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>>133527843
please don't use that shitawful spacing ever agen
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>>133529983
Millenial Americans had double spacing drilled into us in school. No idea why.
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>>133526300
>Is he /ourguy/?
No.
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>>133526300
who is this guy ?
can i get a quick rundown ?
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>>133530075
To make sure all Americans grow up redditors. It's the ultimate conspiracy
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>>133527515
Trying to get the left to turn on him
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>>133526300
>Libs thought Macron was the Left Wing candidate
>They didn't realise the choice was between a right wing candidate and a REALLY right wing candidate
>The game was rigged from the start
Poor LibTards
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Macron is bluffing.
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>>133532897
>Macron is bluffing
this
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>>133532484
And they chose the REALLY right wing candidate
top kek
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>>133534636
>macron
>right wing
um
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>>133526300
>retake the Louisiana territories
please try
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>>133535289
The Bogdanoffs have a plan.
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Soon.
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>>133536073
>forced meme
whatever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3sxDlDxzac tehe
also harry potter is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCbRO2nI_g8
and your parents didn't love you.
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>>133532897
Can I get a quick gestalt on this theory?
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>>133536634
>ex-banker
>globalist
>buddies with all the international elite
>smart
>wants to bring trump to his side
>pretends to be more right wing than he is
>french and pro-eu shills spam for him on /pol/
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>>133536775
That's unfortunate. I thought Macaroni was /ourguy/ for a second.
I think Trump is doing this too.
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>>133537788
Yeah they're both trying to play eachother.
Trump will succeed ofc.
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>literally browses /pol/
uh-huh.
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